#elwin is a cinnamon roll

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[famousinfamous]

❤️: Dex. He’s not a cinnamon roll he’s a petty competitive smart brave whiney loyal bitch and I love him for it

🧡:Elwin is Sophie’s dad. It makes sense but I’m way to invested in the idea of it being fintan to except that that at this point

💚: HES NOT A FUCKING CINNAMON ROLL

💜: Stina. Her hair??? Her eye colour??? Beautiful no questions asked moving on.

🤍:Alden

🖤: also Alden. And the pretty much the entire black swan

💕: Keefitz, it was never meant to be???? It never would have worked???? All we do is hurt each other???? We are better of without each other???? I used to need you but now I’ve grown???? All the things I like about their friendship are purely things that I’ve made up or found on tumblr but whatever.

📖: if nothing about the vacker legacy comes up in the final book than probably flashback. Without the vacker legacy plot points the entire book is just obsolete, except for giving Sophie and Fitz more trauma that they really didn’t need.

🏳️‍🌈: Sophie. With the way she describes her female friends I don’t know how I don’t see her as bi but she just gives me ✨heterosexual vibes✨I guess

💀: I know he’s already dead but what if he died earlier. what if Brant died instead of Jolie

Ask game: unpopular opinion edition <3

❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom?

🧡: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?

💛: What is a popular ship you just can't get behind, and why?

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?

💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think?

🤍: Which character is not as morally bad as everyone else seems to think?

🖤: Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think?

💖: What is your biggest unpopular opinion about the series?

💔: If you had to remove one major character from the series, who would you choose?

💕: What is an unpopular ship that you like?

📖: If you had to remove one book from the series, which would you choose?

🏳️‍🌈: Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn't seem queer to you?

💀: If you had to choose one major character to die, who would you choose?

[anthologyoflucas]

Elwin: ah, Sunlight. It’s a shame it came to this.

Alya: *restrained glaring at him*

Elwin: *runs the back of his hand down her cheek/jawline as he talks* I had such high hO- FUCKING SHIT

Alya: *bit two of his fingers that got close to her mouth, breaking finger bones in the process*

Emilia: *pries Alya off of him*

Alya: *spits out some blood and skin* You really need to learn to keep your hands to yourself, Elwin.

[mallowmelt-down]

*Entire plot of a Kotlc book*

Keefe: Messes up, runs away, blames himself for everything

Sophie: Either committing war crimes or not sleeping.

Fitz: We’re cognat-

Biana: Looks fabulous while carrying the friend group on her back

Dex: Helpful whenever they need him, disappears otherwise

Tam: Angst

Linh: Cinnamon roll angst

Maruca and Marella: Hey I have this ide-

Alvar: Gets trusted, betrays trust

All the parents minus Grady: Our kids can do whatever they want

Grady: First off, you’re grounded. Second off, that bo-

All the bodyguards: Get over here you little sh!ts

Elwin: Stop dying you little sh!ts, but also I love you and I would die for you

Council: *uselsss*

Black Swan: *spicy useless*

Lady Gisela: The change....

Fintan: ✨Arson✨

Ruy: *exists* Us:🥺

[letkeefeswear]

SPOILER ALERT FOR UNLOCKED

after reading unlocked, i have a few things to say:

1. UH SOPHIE WAS SUCH A BADDIE! I LOVE HER! LIKE SHE HAD SO MUCH CONFIDENCE AND AHJDKDKDJDND THE MOONLARK SYMBOL IN THE SAND!! WOWOWOWOWOWO WHAT A POWERMOVE! AND THE SASS! AND SARCASM! I CANT- AND OH! THE WAY SHE TALKED TO CASSIUS.... AHH!!!!

2. keefe. is. a. dumb. ass.

while i COMPLETELY understand WHY he did what he did, i wish more than anything that he had a bit more character development to not freak out and run.

3. fitz isn't recieving my forgiveness due to the way he handled the keefe situation <3

4. DADWIN!!!!! MY HEART CANT HANDLE THE WHOLESOMENESS AHDJDKHDISNDHDJN!!! TUMBLR PALS, YOU ALL RLLY DID THAT!!

AND THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT STUFFED ANIMAL ROOM I CANT- AJDLDMRJKRMR

also shannon 100% included that just so we wouldn't murder her for the ending

5. i want to know what the fuck is up with cassius

also funny how his first instinct was to run away as well... huh.

6. the- the edaline scene 🥺

7. mr. forkle came through again. he rlly showed up and was the cool one tm and i'm not mad about it at all. forkle is on team baddie sophie and i love it.

sophie: i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life

forkle: i know this and i love you

8. i am heartbroken for dex. like he is so selfless and just a little cinnamon roll and he did so much for keefe and he stayed up all night for him and now he has to keep the talentless secret and on top of that keefe just LEAVES AFTER ALL DEX DID FOR HIM I CANT IMAGINE HOW THAT MUCH HAVE FELT

9. since i genuinely don't know how shannon is going to tie this whole series up with a nice little bow with only one more book i have a few suggestions for her:

sophie stays officially single, everyone goes to therapy, keefex becomes canon, elwin adopts keefe making dadwin official, prentice and wylie start a band, keefe kills gisela by shoving an entire fucking gulon up her asshole, sophie goes sicko mode and just kills off everyone in the neverseen in an epic battle, and everyone lives happily ever after!!!

[incorrect-kotlc-quotes]

Looks like a cinnamon roll, can actually kill you: Linh, Biana, Sophie, Oralie, Edaline, Della

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: Elwin, Dex, Kenric, Fitz, Alden

Looks like can kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: Bronte, Tam, Keefe, Wylie

Looks like can kill you, can actually kill you: Marella, Grady, Fintan, Gisela, Stina

[bombietta]

When he’s older, Elwin is a total cinnamon roll who makes stupid dad jokes, tbh

[ao3feed-kotlc]

Gay Kotlc For Your Soul

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3dqLWtj

by un_lit_star

Marella's powers get outta control and Linh is very worried and helps her

Words: 1473, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Gay Kotlc For Your Soul

Fandoms: Keeper of the Lost Cities Series - Shannon Messenger

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, M/M

Characters: Linh Song, Marella Redek, Elwin (Keeper of the Lost Cities)

Relationships: Marella Redek/Linh Song

Additional Tags: Fluff, theres a lot of kisses, gay kotlc cause why not, idk how to tag, Linh is a cinnamon roll, marella goes a little outta control, the healing center

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3dqLWtj