#elves 😂😂😂😂

[mrs-gauche]

Oh god, it just occurred to me, there's a good chance that Emmrich will have a German accent. lol

[hanzajesthanza]

when sapkowski is all “i don’t believe in absolute evil” like he didn’t write like vilgefortz and leo bonhart and birkart grellenort likeeee okkkk but those guys were preeeetty evil though

[stellaluna33]

I volunteer as a recess monitor at my kids' school once a week, and while I was there today, my youngest kid's teacher pulled me aside and said that my kid had informed her that I was a "Tolkien expert" (they're reading the Hobbit in class right now) and could I advise her about a few things? 😅 Oh man. Like, I would not call myself a Tolkien "expert"... at ALL, haha... I would not say "expert!" I mean, I'm a FAN! And I had to try to explain this to the teacher, because apparently my child thinks I'm a foremost Scholar in Elvish or something, and has been telling everybody as much. 😂😭

[muppethollz]

You know how Santa (Scott) says how the elves would lose their job, if he stopped being Santa? I think that’s bs bc the elves did pretty good on their own for that whole year without a Santa in the first film. Disney can’t stick to continuity to save their life, and this is why we create AUs instead of sticking to the canon material. So, what I’m saying is elves can’t disappear if there’s “zero hope for Christmas” and they can do perfectly fine on their own without a Santa. End of rant.

[glorfindel-of-imladris]

The way my brain immediately shifts when I move from Twitter to Tumblr.

"Oh, how lovely, which Elves are those?"

-and it's art of Hua Cheng and Xie Lian 🥲

[wellthebardsdead]

Kaidan: you and our friend seem pretty close, you two always get along so well?

Taliesin: …

*flashback*

Taliesin: What even are you? You look like someone dipped you sideways into a vat of ink and ran out of paint colouring one of your eyes.

Vivienne: that’s funny coming from a high elf… you look like you have jaundice.

Taliesin: …Okay firstly how dare you secondly-

*present*

Taliesin: …not exactly though to be fair my mouth started it-

[seokmins]

God I communicate over business emails/texts so often these days my immediate default to messaging someone idk even on social media is to put on the fake email voice

[prurientpuddlejumper]

I haven't finished the game yet so I don't want to find spoilers, but FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I love Astarion!!!

Sooo anyone wanna tell me if this is another character I'll get hatemail for liking? 😂

[doodle-pops]

Do elves fart?

I don't why know, but I can tell this has been on your mind for a while now. It just seem like it's been stewing for some time, waiting for the right moment to be released.

But yeah, I don't see why anyone wouldn't believe elves fart or burp. As ethereal as we consider them, they're pretty normal. If they eat and drink, they gotta burp and fart. However, they probably won't let it out like how the dwarves and men would. They're quite serious on proper etiquette

[aeterna---amantes]

A mere thought experiment.

Who'd Legolas bite? Hmm. Decisions, decisions...

[orcnumber1]

I feel guilty for feeling like this because I actually like my job, but man I wish retail and food service workers were actually able to enjoy the time leading up to the holidays like everyone else and weren't worked to fucking death because every place ever is too cheap to hire more people or tell overly demanding customers to fuck off or whatever they could possibly fucking do to make OUR lives easier instead of treating us like machines.

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Okay, what are your guys’ thoughts on what the new Warner Bro Tolkien movies should be about?

There’s like, a THOUSAND ideas floating around, and as I’m currently in the process of planning to see the new Avatar movie in cinemas (yes, I know I’m late to the party), I think they should make a trilogy leading up to the War of the Last Alliance, and cast the kid who plays Lo’ak in Avatar to play young Thranduil

Kid is SERVING the young bitchy Thranduil vibes, like I could easily see this guy being the predecessor to sassy early 2000s Legolas

They have the rights to film about that war, so it’s a strong potential

Again, what do you guys think the new movies will be about?

[antivancastle]

i hope da4 gives us a male dalish elf as a romance option 

[berrymeter]

da mages are so clunky lore/worldbuilding wise. if they weren’t and/ers & fe/nris couldve been besties

[xivymoonx]

accidentally drank another sleeping potion instead of throwing it and found it absolutely hilarious and in character that rhoswen did not daintily spin and drop like precious princess gothir did when I did the exact same thing in that play-through once before 💀