#elorcan trash

[shadowqueenjude]

No bc why doesn't Lorcan have more fans, he fulfills that dark and broody shit y'all bitches love so much while also being fiercely loyal, hot, badass, strong, feminist, and a serious romantic. Is he not toxic enough for you or something-

[arcturustarlight]

Rowan during the battle scene where Lorcan went missing in Kingdom of Ash:

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! SOMEONE SAVE MY BOYFRIEND-- I MEAN, ELIDE'S BOYFRIEND!

[shadowqueenjude]

Rowan didn’t hide the devastation in his eyes as he faced Lorcan— devastation that Elide felt echo in her own heart. Lorcan had endured that … and still remained loyal to Maeve. Elide brushed her fingers against his. The motion didn’t go unnoticed by the others, but they wisely kept quiet about it. Especially as Lorcan dragged his thumb down the back of her hand in answer.

Hi, just came here to say that this scene is sluttier than all the Nessian sex scenes in ACOSF.

[ships-and-saints]

i believe there's a special place in Heaven, or whatever afterlife you believe in, for people who leave nice comments on fanfics 🙆‍♀️ thank you always for the love.

[fullmetalscullyy]

GIRL, your posts about ELORCAN make me appreciate Lorcan a little bit more. Like, I'm a hardcore Manorian trash, but now your comments opened my eyes to a "ship"? For my second read of the series, I'm definitly going to take my time with Elide and Lorcan.

YEAAAAAAH PLEASE DO THEYRE SO TRAGIC SO ANGSTY SO GOOOOOOD ITS SJDJDJF

in empire of storms?? where they're travelling together????? and he could very well leave her so easily and go do his thing that he was ordered to do but he d o e s n t

AND THISSSS

AND THEN THE END OF EMPIRE OF STORMS. WHEN SHE'S LIKE U BRETAYED US FUCK U AND THEN IT'S BROODING AND PINING FOR ABOUT 500 PAGES UNTIL SHE RIDES OUT TO SAVE HIS LIFE

WAAAAAAAH

love it. love everything about it <3333

[shadowqueenjude]

It's giving Lord Lorcan Lochan energy.

[starlessvsaint]

It's chapter 52 of Empire of Storms, and I am absolutely elorcan trash now

[hugs-and-wishes]

i miss being elorcan trash. might reread the series just for them tbh

[shadowqueenjude]

I would like to make an argument for Lorcan: Before Elide, he was 85% straight, 15% Rowan. You can't convince me he didn't have a little man crush on Rowan; he talked about him wayyy too much. But then Elide came along and he got over Rowan and became 100% Elide.

In honor of me finally reading Kingdom of Ash, here’s what I think the core group of characters sexuality meters are:

Aelin: 60% attracted to masculine men, 30% to herself, and 10% to women that act like herself

Rowan: 100% straight (sadly, but like he had a whole cadre of beautiful men and never once thought about it? SMH) but also 100% approves of everyone’s sexualities. You could say you are attracted to large ships and he’d be like okay, good for you!

Dorian: 40% attractive to any person with a pulse, 60% attracted to people that can kill him

Manon: 90% attracted to herself, 10% to Dorian but like reluctantly

Chaol: 90% straight, 10% Dorian

Yrene: 95% straight, 5% Aelin

Aedion: 100% poly

Lysandra: 50% to Aedion and 50% to Wesley but never had felt anything towards anyone besides that

Lorcan: 100% Elide (anything he felt for Maeve was actually the feeling of desperation disguised as attraction)

Elide: 100% the most toxic ass people (She says she can change them and she’s right actually)

[shadowqueenjude]

“Drink,” Elide commanded him. Lorcan debated telling her not to give him orders, but … he liked seeing this small, fine-boned creature in action.

Lorcan is such a sub for Elide omg, just let her dom you man. She happily would.

[bookloverturnedfangirl]

the moment Elide called Lorcan “Husband” in Empire of Storms I knew I was done for

[bookishbitch3]

KoA Spoilers

Elide running to Lorcan across a battle field knowing they could literally die and not giving a shit? Um? I think yes?

No but real talk I’ve shipped Elorcan since they met and KoA gave me everything I didn't know I needed from them. Elide telling Lorcan she didn’t care if he died? And then running across an entire battle field to find him and bring him to safety? Yes. Please. Sign me tf up. I’m here for it. I am Elorcan trash

ALSO; SIDE NOTE: the fact the no one even realized Lorcan was missing except Elide killed me. Like, he’d been fighting with his cadre for thousands of years and they didn’t even notice he was gone (and dying btw). Ik Lorcan has done a lot of shit but he’s my son and he deserves love

And when Elide told him he loved her and Lorcan realized no one had ever loved him before I- ugh my children deserve all  the love in the world I can't

[shadowqueenjude]

I'M CACKLING AHAHAHAHAA

Lorcan: I would be careful what you say to me

Elide:

[rayonfrozenwings]

Lorcan reached out, grasping her chin and forcing her to look at him. Hopeless, bleak eyes met his. He brushed away a stray tear with his thumb. “I made a promise to protect you. I will not break it, Elide.” She made to pull away, but he gripped her a little harder, keeping her eyes on him. “I will always find you,” he swore to her. Her throat bobbed. Lorcan whispered, “I promise.”

— Empire of Storms, Sarah J Maas

[propshophannah]

For @acotar-feels

Send me a ship, I’ll make you a meme!

[silverflameataraxia]

Y'all be trusting SJM while I'm sitting here remembering that it was her who wrote the line "So Lorcan did."

It's been four years since this catastrophic line was written and we still don't have a Maas cut to rectify the situation. Until we do, I. Do. Not. Trust. Her.

Elorcans deserve better.