#elon the butt-hurt

[ferdifz]

FAFO, Elon. Heck yeah.

Ontario province, Canada, cancelling their Starlink contract worth about $300 million, their governor directly mentioning Elon's latest antics in the past two weeks as a motivation.

A drop in the bucket in the billionare scheme-of-things, perhaps. But I hope the World can continue to inflict more & more pain upon that musky-elmo of a man-child. The more direct the better.

(Source: various tech & business news publications within the past 24 hours.)

[dosesofcommonsense]

Maybe Jeff Bezos would understand why the MSM has a lower trust rating than Congress when it’s explained like this. The people want facts with traceable stories and original content, not bitchy, hipster, it’s-the-same-exact-word-for-word-Woketopia-pitch made on every news outlet and newspaper site. That’s not News. That’s propaganda. That’s not journalism. That’s a non-thinking, low paid liberal arts (or gender studies) degree in motion. There was a void, and the independent journalists and Anon Network filled the void and then some.

We don’t need the propaganda team anymore. We get News straight from the source, and not the skewed, trust our opinion, you’re too dumb to think for yourself bullshit the MSM pushes. I don’t need the tax dodger, epic race war baiter, Al Sharpton, to get pulled from some dark imprisoned corner of the Progressive Plantation telling me that Trump’s MSG rally of all skin colors and faiths was a Nazi rally. That’s propaganda and butt hurt feelings that people aren’t swallowing your shit and eating it up like unicorn icing poop.

How can we trust the demonic msm to tell the truth when they’re the demonic msm? You can’t. America has always had a free press. We get that with independent journalists and the Anon groups. We don’t need the MSM anymore, and that scares them. Their power is housed in need, and we don’t need them. They need us, and we don’t need them.

They’ve lost their influence, and if Elon is tasked with gutting government bloat, they’ll lose their tax payer funded government gravy train too. The deep state’s propaganda team will face an existential threat: the American people awake and wise to their tax-funded snake oil sales. Snake oil salesmen are run out of town, while poisonous snakes get their heads cut off. Either way, it doesn’t bode well for Bezos’ WaPo or any other propaganda network.

[garlicbreadthoughts]

Did you know that Teslas are just a very big Toyota marketing campaign? Yeah they redesigned their logo for the release of their new line of teslas and hired some dude named elon to be the mascot cuz idk he’s wacky or something. I keep trying to compliment people on their new toyotas whenever I see them out and about and they are always butt hurt for some reason and try to tell me it’s a tesla. My dude, that’s what I just said! That’s a nice new toyota you got there. Just take the compliment, bruh. People don’t even know what car they own smh

[nameless-brand]

Pinned Post:

Sato / 18 / she/her. I have moved on past an MS paint icon to a photo of myself.

Owner of an enterprise originating from New Jersey trying to get said company settled into where the Nameless City used to be, now called Gotham.

First thing that greeted me was some ugly Gothic tower from a big-shot company planted right where I died.

Rude.

Anyway, it's been an utter pain in the butt.

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OOC:

Sato finally gets her own Tunglr blog. Only took the timeline to break to do so. This is the "A Lilium At the End of the World " timeline!

She's the only one that remembers the "Dream's Descent" timeline, given her identity as < Myriad Lights >.

The Dream doesn't exist here because in their first confrontation / the Dream's betrayal, Sato sacrifices her Spark of Godhood to banish it for good. She dies afterwards but not before she manages to set up contingences.

As a result, there's quite a few changes in the new timeline.

No gods, no masters.

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Law

No password.

Common decency applies. Don’t do something that you wouldn’t appreciate being done to yourself. We’re all here to have fun.

No sexual NSFW things here or any of my other blogs. Not really my thing.

Multi-fandom and crossover friendly. OC Friendly. 

I am Hika / Lilac. I am an adult!

If you need things tagged, please tell me so I can do so. I will try to preemptively tag for common triggers, but I can’t account for everything.

Given this is an in-character blog, most posts will be short. However, face-to-face will likely be multi-para length.

As I'm double-downing on the Gotham setting, Sato will not know Bruce Wayne is Batman and in fact will be highly resistant to the idea. To her, it's like hearing Elon Musk declaring he's Batman (not to mention other rich people claiming to know or assist the superhero). She doesn't particularly care about supervillainry and superheroism beyond it hurting her bottom line as she's a mostly normal person now.

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Name: Sato

Moniker: koi, Myriad Lights

Age: 18

Pronouns: She/her

Personality: Determined, she's always been determined. Sure, she's a bit of a ditz and a blabbermouth - okay, more than a bit, but she's always been sincere. Her desires, her dealings with people, her affection.

She still thinks people can be better and be happy, so long as they have the environment to do so.

Problem is she's living in a world in late-stage capitalism, where companies, now giant insatiable organisms of their own, try and grow uncontrollably with no one to check and balance them out. It was like that in the prior world too, but it was so much worse here.

Of course, she already has a lot going on like trying to find her friend who is off god knows where, not to mention the others who are probably living very different lives in this new timeline. And now she has to tackle an enormous societal problem that encompasses the world?

Well, she'd know Levant would want her to do it. And the other factor is that she maaaaay have accidentally blown herself up in a fit of fury against the Dream, so she isn't really a Goddess anymore. But she could still accumulate Faith - and with it, she'll be able to do something to help save Levant when the opportunity reveals itself.

Furthermore, she needs to find the rest of the Nameless Church somehow. Find Lillian - or is it Chi again - especially - Lev would want that. She suspects Mirielle and Sasha escaped the timeline. Well, she knows. She had to literally push Mirielle out of the timeline before she strained it further trying to save her.

In any case, the best way to achieve her goals was to make a massive company on her own - money and resources to find the Nameless Church and Faith to gain the power to find Levant. She knows what major stocks will get big - she also knows all the market trends like Crypto and NFTs - and knows what to avoid too like Mt. Gox and Enron. And while she's at it, she'll be doing something about that rampant capitalism destroying people's lives thing.

If she can't kill it from the outside (without inciting mass deaths anyway), she could try to do it from the inside instead. No, she doesn't have a plan. She doesn't even know how to run a company, but she can learn.

What better way to gather Faith is to have a whole bunch of people grateful to you for providing a decent livelihood in this world?

Appearance:

[isaackuo]

I have no idea why Elon Musk is so butt-hurt over people ridiculing Cybertruck for looking so stupid.

I mean, it's painfully obvious that he's hoping a future movie franchise reboot will use the line, "You made a time machine … out of a Cybertruck?"

Elon, Elon, Elon. You don't get that line until AFTER everyone laughs Cybertruck off the market.

[influencermagazineuk]

A since-deleted TikTok revealed Saturday Night Live (SNL) star Chloe Fineman that Elon Musk, who hosted SNL in May 2021, is the mystery host who once brought her to tears. Her revelation followed an ambiguous hint by SNL co-star Bowen Yang two months prior that an unnamed guest host had reduced several members of the cast to tears. Yang revealed on Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen that this host had gone to town and trashed several sketches before the table read made for an emotional day at the cast. He wouldn't name names, but Fineman has now verified Musk was that host. Musk had reopened old wounds when he went on X (formerly Twitter) to lambast SNL after Dana Carvey did his impersonation. According to Musk, SNL "hasn't really been funny in decades". According to him, the show "had been dying slowly for years" and further claimed the show of losing its grip with reality. ChloeFineman, CC BY-SA 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0, via Wikimedia Commons Fineman responded to the matter in a video on TikTok: "I just saw some news article about Elon Musk being like butt-hurt about SNL and his impression, but I'm, like, you're clearly watching the show. Like, what are you talking about?" She added, "And I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna come out and say at long last that I'm the cast member that he made cry. And he's the host that made someone cry. Maybe there's others." This is not the first time a hosting stint by Musk on SNL has sparked mixed feelings from cast members and fans. During this episode, Musk's unorthodox sense of humor and outspoken personality led to moments described as awkward by some and funny by others as they made him a memorable yet contentious host. Fineman's response arrived right after Musk made more high-profile attacks. Among others, it included his jibes against the supposed political orientation of SNL, as well as its latest sketch on Vice President Kamala Harris. On top of that, he said that the efforts to reach people of the show were not proper, further perpetuating opinions about the current irrelevance of SNL and its current state of comedy. Fineman shared with her followers what working on a sketch for Musk's episode was like in a TikTok video. She said she sat up all night putting effort into the material. The excitement proved to be a dud as it followed Musk's reaction. "I was so excited I came in, I asked if you had any questions and you sat there staring at me like you were firing me from Tesla and were like, 'It's not funny,'" she recounted. Fineman revealed that even Musk went flipping through her script page by page, giving "very sharp" feedback. "You started pawing through my script, like flipping each page, being, like, 'I didn't laugh once, not one time,'" she said. Ex-actress, however, did reveal that, owing to the ruff start, the sketch saw the air but was well-received by the audience. She said she could appreciate watching how Musk performed, though she wished that he had been more delicate in some of his comments. Fineman ended the piece with one last comment for Musk, stating "Have a little manners here, sir." Her clip is an attempt to provide perspective to SNL's process, including the tough job of working with name hosts who, themselves have their own thinking about comedy. This incident underscores peculiar challenges members of the SNL face when a host like a dominant personality such as Musk appears on stage. Fineman's anecdote touches on more general challenges creatives constantly face while working with public figures who often possess high stakes but lack an understanding or appreciation for the complexity of live comedy. This has sparked a larger discussion among fans of the sometimes fraught dynamics between SNL cast members and the weekly guest hosts. For most, hosting SNL is a daunting experience, especially for those with little to no background in sketch comedy. For Fineman and her fellow cast members, the feeling of dedication to delivering fresh, humorous content week after week is enormous, but it's the onset of their encounters with hosts like Musk that shine light on what can be a serious strain from the job. Certainly, the controversy surrounding Elon Musk's hosting experience, along with his scathing comments after the fact, add to the never-ending dialogue regarding SNL's position and influence in American comedy. As the program continues on its seemingly endless run, such moments-both funny and tense-serve to highlight the show's particular taste of spontaneity, creativity, and clashing creativity. Read the full article

[c-cherryb]

It seems that Elon got butt hurt from my comment. Or from Trump pegging him. Idk. 😭

[sunnisurrealism]

Hi Timmy. Okay I’m realizing how ridiculous it’s getting that I still make endless posts on this account everyday and it’s not that much different than messaging the finsta but at least I can’t send voice notes! That shit is so exhausting af.

Our Secret Garden party is starting in about an hour! I still need to clean my room (too many clothes fml 😔 how many tennis skirts can a gal have? I have like 15 literally) and do my makeup and then… wear my magic Disney dress for Sunnï! I just wanted to let you know that Jacob is coming to the party but I have absolutely no interest in the slightest hooking up with him. You might see pictures of him on the grams. I know you might be in Europe and that by the time you read this it may have happened. Your emotional well being is my priority in life and I don’t want you to have anxiety EVER. Idk if he permanently moved back or if he’s traveling again, but I just feel the utmost importance to let you know that I am fully one hundred billion % committed to you and he annoys me anyways 😅 he didn’t even listen when I read him the TFBOD! trust me my king, you do not need to worry. One day I might feel comfortable kissing someone, but if I do it’ll probably be a girl just for fun, and when I’d close my eyes I’d pretend it’s you 😅 my heart is still aching hella from the past few months tbh, like recovering from water of life equivalent shit, and it feels very very closed apart from imaging us hooking up when I listen to the lucid podcast. Depending on my mood sometimes I still have a hard time even there, but again please understand it’s not personal. Again it’s like Nic at rock bottom he wouldnt want to make out. Sometimes I’m sad and just need cuddles. And I will tell you tho I will always in any mood appreciate forehead kisses because they make me feel healed and protected. Other times when I lose myself imagining us kissing I’ve found my body is… nvm. Hehe. You are always so kind and gentle and talk to me with Willy’s demeanor 😍 imagine if Willy as a man was on his boat with his mom and saw on the River bank Sunnï. I feel like he would approach her with immense kindness and curiosity. And she would instantly be hella friendly and keen back, for obvious reasons 😍 anyways those are the vibes I feel. I’m gunna delete all of this one day don’t worry and for other people reading this like MB or Grimes maybe Elon I’m sorry for the tmi. Idk what I’m doing!

This is so how I imagine you listening to me rant all about all the shit 😅 I LAV LAV LAV u MY TIMMY😍😍😍

(Ps. I really wish you could give me a deep butt massage rn cuz I think I pushed myself a lil too hard in my workout yesterday and my glutes fucking hurt. I can’t find my roller! It’s going to be just my dad and I for like 5 nights at Assinaboine before our family and friends come up, I think it’ll be some good healing time low key, not that anything is that bad. Glad we are helicoptering and not hiking, I don’t think my body is ready considering how sore I am today. Going to be away July 28th to August 5th, I hope you look forward to your break from me! Still figuring out how and if I’ll retire this tumblr. Idk what I’m doing!)

[cuntkinghorr]

That's hysterical.

Butt hurt much Elon?

LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG

[bbcstdb]

Bill You know I have an uncle who works in putting tribal people back in their land in Mexico. I hung out with his daughter who is younger but somehow still my aunt only maybe once as a kid. When she was of a "ladies" age she had a black and white party and didn't invite my fam. (Blonde, white looking, yo no sabo mexican mutt.)

When I turned 15, I made sure to invite her to participate in my court. (I, too, am a mutt. Sadly, I got the genes of the oppressed in history.)

Btw you don't think what white people did to Natives was savagery? The GENOCIDE of people in their land was not of Primitive cannibalistic barbarianism? Does violence only matter when it comes from a background you don't like? A color you don't like? If someone told me you believe in god, I'd say no.

If you are homophobic, congrats you're also racist, or colonized of mind. Not of sound mind at all. You live in a first world country Bill. The Natives gave you Maize and taught you to take care of crops before you backstabbed them as any retarded man typically does. You have the internet you have history at your fingertips. Homophobes= racist.

Hope that helps.

Decolonize yourself you old nazi fuck.

Head ass elon butt muncher. Such a sell out. Not surprised by the ignorant erasure of history by another straight white fucktard male. Not respectable at all. You get children killed, and you hurt them into hiding, getting kicked out by their boomer parents that watch your trash ass show. Some just commit suicide because stinky fucking odious men like you push hate.

Men like you make me happy to burn the AMERICAN flag, no questions asked.

Bill be like SEPARATE, but equal.

At least Natives and some African cultures respected a person's energies for what they were. Women hunted, or men did what women did. One of these days I have to talk about an Alien theory that could be translated into other layers of different parts of this grand fucking onion male dominated hell hole humanity is. Sometimes I get so hateful that I start talking like A MAN.

[nityarawal]

Melody (Gray) Stole Your Song

Bro #50ShadesOfGold NOT #50ShadesOfRed or #50ShadesOfGray

Afternoon Songs

Sitting In My Car

The Sun Warms

My Bones

You Can't Get Me

Down

Triangulating

Blues

No You Won't

Dylan Peeps

In From Koyt Radio

Paid My Landlord

What Was Owed

He's A Stingy Bastard

10 Years Younger

Hustling The Ranch

He Deserted

The Farm

With Too Many 

Hookers

Lured Me In

With Promises Of

Court Help

Alibis With

Integrity

Lured Me In

With Melodious Lies

On Her Nurse

Mothers

Boytoys

Plea

Restraining Order

Threats

Raping Her Youngest

Stop Raping Our Kids

Sing Sage And I

Your Either On 

Court Hooking Side

Or Ours

Scream #4BillionMothersStrong 

Stop Rapin' Our

Kids

The Courts Don't Lie

You Say

Just A Story

Says Byron Katie

Rotating Judges

Dying Attys

Spirocheted By

Syphilis

Alzheimers

Dykes Like

Melody Virus

Wasp Toothless

Cronies

Every Age

Hooking

Eloning

Daniel Wants 

To Fundraise

From

Begging For Electrical

Bills

Covered

Paid

Won't Let Us

Heat Or Dry

Our Shelters

Seeking Food

To Pregnant 

Dogs

Water

Nursing 9 Pups

At Risk

Of Frostbight

Danny To Cold

To Care

In His 90 Degree

Bedroom

Worried

Of Neighbor's 

Losing Limbs

Diabetic Squatting

With Rats

In House Of Dan

Under Sheriff Parsons

Slumlorders

Diabetic Starving

Frost With Intelligence

Dog

Special Forces Knife

Who Beat

A Neighbor

Mr. Alexander

On The Head

Took His Wallet

Concussed

Then Threatens

A Tenant

For His $1000 (Thousand

Dollar)

Loss

He Begged

Who'd Let A 

Neighbors

Dog

Rape The Mother

Charly

Of His Long Haired

Australian

Sheepdog

Nearly Killing Her King

Daddy 

Cyrus Stud

Of Doje Incest

If It Wasn't You

Then Fess Up

For The Intelligent

Hoes

Hurting Us

Elon Didn't Want

To Be Melody's

Sex Slave

Doped Up Batman

Or Robot

For Queen

Chowmilla

We Wanted To

Sing Of Finer

Things

Than Your

Mean

Snipped

Injured

Dicks

Heart Chakras

Eunuch

Fettishes

For A Fallen

Monarchy

King Of Butt

Plugs

Nonce Charles

Synthetic

Football Bros

Wanderlust

Take Your 

Robots

To The Underworld 

Abort

The Hookers

Invitro

Projects

Chords

We're Not Covering

Practicing Medicine

Anymore

For The Airforce

Natoma

Or Nasa

You Hear

Our Astronauts

Aren't The "W" 

Word

For Britain

Or Canada

Our Martians

Aren't Your

Sex Dolls

To Experiment

On

And Starve

From Love

With Warlocks

That Got No

Melody

Spin Dr's. RAPED

YOU

4000 (Four Thousand) Nerve Endings 

Butchered

From Your Dicks

To Your Hearts

Cry

My Love

Recycle Tesla

It's Worth Crying

About

Buy Don't Hate

Your Aunties

Mommies

Because

We're Not

The Cougars

Or Dogs

Raped

Who Molested

You

Not The Step-dad

Rapunzels

Capitalizing

On Your

Suffering

Not The Cougars

Of Idyllwild

Who Stole Your

Melody

At Courts

Most We're Muses

Murdered

By X- Sheriff Keith

Harper

Like Heiress Lydia Abrams

And Jody Fitz Kik Patrick

But Melody And Nurse

Darlene 

Would Know

Dancing

Vampires

Dr. Natalya

Dr. Tima Ivanova

Dr. Browning AI

From BBVA To

PNC

Dr. Queresheri

Jihad

Invisible

Dr

Provider

Dolls 

Receptionist Bribes

Coroner

With A Black Market

To Vegas

Thunder From Down

Under

Hungarian Spies

Warlock Bribes

Melody World

Know

She Stole Your

Song Bro

But You Let

Her

You Know

Peace,

Nitya Nella Azam Davigo Moezzi Huntley Rawal 

[thedhananjayaparkhe]

Butt Hurt

Furious Elon Musk Is Threatening to Sue Meta for Ripping Off Twitter Butthurt much? https://futurism.com/the-byte/elon-musk-threatening-sue-meta-ripping-off-twitter

[atherflame-theconcubus]

I want you guys to direct your attention to the Elon musk and Carl Tucker interview section of the video. Specifically the end of the clip that is being reacted to.

 you come back? Good.

I might hate chimpanzees because they are violent beyond belief, but I am confused as to what he thinks making a species go extinct will do. Generation Z already makes fun of the guy because he thinks pronouns aren’t real, if he does that I think we Tumblr users need to head to Twitter and run Elon musk off the website it’s self by clowning on him!

Like seriously, what does he think making chimpanzees go extinct will do to his reputation? Make it better? No it would make it worse! So I have a proposition. Former Twitter users, head back there, and whenever addressing Elon musk, never use any pronouns when talking about him or quoting him. Refer to Elon musk is only Elon musk and replace the pronouns with Elon musk. Make the guy talk in third person when you’re quoting him. If he gets butt hurt send him an image of the pronoun chart so he can understand just how dumb he is.

✨Ijustwannamakethisn@zilovershurup✨



[sunder-the-gold]

It was the Brazilian dictator who banned Twitter. The joke would work if that president was mad that the world was getting to see Brazilian female beauty without having to visit Brazil.

Instead, he's just butt-hurt that Elon Musk allowed people to post information that questioned his government's official narrative.

For @judarud @not-very-kawaii-of-you and other Brazilandean peeps.

[itsanotheridiot]

Funny how Twitter users been shitty on us tumblr users but now all y’all coming here

[jayjuno]

Women’s Strike - 4th of July Boycott

Women in America should Strike until abortion rights are restored, starting June 27th 2022. One day strike will be the 4th of July.

Nurses. Teachers. Secretaries. CEOs- all women need to stand together. Let's see how long their beloved economy lasts without women behind it. Women should also refuse to have sex with men until abortion rights are restored.

Strike and sex boycott starts Monday June 27th, 2022.

For those that can only afford to strike for one day- everyone has agreed that the one day to strike will be the 4th of July. Use the hashtags #4thofjulyboycott and/or #boycott4thofjuly to spread the word! Don't work, don't buy fireworks, don't buy flags, and consider protesting instead.

Men- you are more than welcome to strike with us!

If you cannot strike, you can still help by spreading the word or through malicious compliance at your job (where you deliberately slow down/mess up your employer's ability to conduct business as usual). You can also boycott the following companies for donating to anti-abortion politicians-

Amazon, AT&T, Citigroup, Coca-Cola, Comcast, CVS, General Motors, Google, T-Mobile, Walgreens, Walmart, Wells Fargo and Verizon.

If we want abortion rights restored, we need to hit them where it hurts- their wallets. Why should Wall Street make a profit at our expense? I say we sink this economy until it serves the People instead of misogynists like Donald Trump or billionaires like Elon Musk.

We Americans are more powerful than we know. If we unite and stand together, they won't have chance.

We don't need this economy- this economy needs US.

We're not waiting until November to "vote" on this and then hope for the best. We voted already, in 2020- and where did that get us? It got us right HERE. If the Democrat Party wants our votes? Then they better get off their lazy butts and DO. SOMETHING. NOW. Biden can use executive orders- let the Republicans fight him in court over the legality of it. Biden can also expand the court and appoint judges who support abortion rights. Why won't he do this? So far, he's refused to do anything, other than beg Congress to do something. How pathetic!

If the Democrats are planning on waiting until November before dong something about abortion rights, then they don't deserve our votes! We're taking action NOW. Voting comes later.

We can do this! We WILL do this. Who's with me?

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Check out "We Won’t Go Back" to find protests happening in America right now- https://map.wewontgoback.com/

Know your rights when dealing with law enforcement- https://www.nlg.org/know-your-rights/

A women's strike worked in Iceland- https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34602822