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#palestine genocide#free gaza#genocide#benjamin netanyahu#israel hamas war#news#elno muskrat#meanwhile on twitter#media matters for america#mmfa#the 2020's
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apropros of absolutely nothing but I find that Chuck Tingle's "Elno Mork" has me in stitches whereas "Elongated Muskrat" or whatever leaves me cold and I'm reminded that like, I could not stand "Icky-thong" or "Ikithot" or whatever but "Tront" is the fucking funniest thing possible to me. "Dicklick"? Childish. Boring. "Druxlatch"? hilarious.
#me explaining humor to aliens: some people like making jokes about underpants. I however like using the wrong vowel in their name.#they're good wizards tront
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Tell me why somehow I was subscribed to muskratâs Tesla channel on YouTube even though Iâve never watched anything from Elno skunk ever nor subscribe to anything related to his shit. Must be getting desperate
You Must Destroy Him
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I need to make this my primary platform again. Twitter is becoming less and less usable the more braindead changes Elno Muskrat makes.
If you guys wanna help me move back to tumblr, put stuff into my askbox pls. The askbox was always the biggest draw to tumblr for me.
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When people write elon muskrats name as "elno" i always read it as elmo and i go :( he wouldnt say that
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Elno muskrat deserves fucking hell actually now I can't look at Jacket for a few days cause I can see the fucking view counts. Views don't actually correlate exactly with how many people have clicked and properly interacted with your tweet from my experience so it's like why tf is it there besides making individual creators anxious af and giving brands a number the can show off at marketing meetings
#snowdd.txt#I say all this knowing that ofc elno doesn't give af lmao#the metrics are exactly why those numbers exist#but it's frustrating damn#fuck twitter đ
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so wait is hwangdroid your old ao3 account or is it someone else?đ§đ»
Short answer: Oh no no no jghgh Hwangdroid/Snowddeong is my main acc and Hwangrus is for archiving twt aus. Jacket is the oldest Ryeji work I have, then everything else came later
Elaboration if you're interested:
I was originally gonna post deukae fics on there a while ago but I left insomnia twt and that fandom so when I needed somewhere to archive Jacket (because of the whole Elno Muskrat thing) I just rebranded and dropped it there
Hwangdroid/Snowddeong is where I wanna (hopefully) write long purely prose fics and hone my craft, especially as a smut writer. Made sense to me to keep Hwangrus and Hwangdroid separate since Jacket is purely sfw (at least on twt lmao gonna def write a smut fic in that au on here) and already had an audience so even if I linked all my nsfw stuff with censored names my twt had enough mentions of Yeji and Ryujin that it'd be searchable. I personally have no issues writing kpop smut obviouly but I also wanna be as respectful as I can be if that makes sense? Would rather it be on more niche sites like ao3 and tumblr instead of risking it easily showing up in a Google search of say "yeji twitter" that the girlies may see
Tumblr Hwangrus is also for archiving purposes. This Tumblr was made after but that's another story for another time I'm rambling now sorry đ
#not shy ask me (itzy)#i'm sorry for the long ass answer perhaps I talk too much hfgf#Snowddeong exists cause I wanted to keep my Snow moniker but finally decided on it after posting the one who melts me#so I just made it a pseud#tldr: it's all the same just seperated#i have a bad habit of over explaining I'm so sorry hghf#anon
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Itâs malicious incompetence. He just doesnât give a fuck. I mean, the manâs there, endorsing fucking Medvedevâs bizarre predictions about a second civil war in America and a third World War next year, plus, he let Trump have his account back, so, you know - heâs malicious AND incompetent! You canât call the man who fired a swathe of his tech staff competent, and to do it right before the holidays - thatâs just pure malice.Â
Iâve noticed that the daily Ukrainian news trend on Twitterâs disappeared of late - his doing, I donât doubt. It used to be a permanent fixture, but not any more.
This is how silencing the Ukrainian voices looks like.Â
Iâm so sick of these âfree speechersâ
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The only thing worse than the abomination this vehicle (and I use that term loosely) is, was the pronunciation 'Elno Musky used for the name.
Robovan.
Anyone would think robo-van.
Not Muskrat, though. To him it is Ruh-Bo-Vin.
Looks like a fucking train car in an anti communist sci fi novel released in the 50s and I mean that in the most derogatory way possible
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As a reminder: please don't blame staff, their boss is the idiot, not them. Staff actually use this site and know what works, their boss doesn't and has a hard on for Twitter and Elno Muskrat for whatever reason, even though the guy is driving Twitter into the ground.
Staff isn't the enemy, their boss is.
Please remember that. We don't want to misplace out anger. Employees don't make the decisions, they just execute the shitty, stupid things their bosses tell them to.
âoh theyâre not taking away chronological dashboard, well everythingâs okay thenâ they also said in the post theyâre making reblogs collapsed (like comments on twitter) so you wonât see the full conversation in a post. they also wonât get rid of tumblr live despite it being an annoying and cancerous data-miner that isnât legal in much of the world. they wonât even let you opt out of tumblr live for more than seven days. they implemented a terrible photo viewer that mimics tiktok and makes it so you canât zoom in on images. they took away the ability to view prev tags. theyâre making it so you have to sign in with your email to view almost any thing on tumblr. theyâve already made it so you have to sign in to send asks, even on anon. theyâre slowly phasing out custom blog themes.
the things that make tumblr at all usable and favored by usâ the older web blog features, the anonymityâ that is still being taken away. it HAS been being taken away for some time now. i am urging you people to reveiwbomb the tumblr app. force them to acknowledge that users do not like these changes.
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Superb comedic timing and superior marketing (and merch) ideas. But also, just, brilliance? This whole scheme is just so genius. It completely trolls Musk while also ACTUALLY being something profitable for themselves. I just, it's absolutely genius. It's another shoelaces.
And I mean, this is next level trolling at that. Tumblr literally making money off of someone else's stupid, - potentially dangerous, - idea for their own platform. It's literally the exact same fucking idea but we actually both love this site, so we are willing to pay to keep it around, and love/get to join in on trolling Elno (while also not getting banned from the cranky baby's platform). Just fucking *cheff kiss*
They also jumped on making this physical so quick. Go check the store. They have a double check mark pin and stickers coming. They are going all in on this idea so fantastically quick.
Whoever was like, "Ok, I know how to capitalize off of Muskrat being a fucking moron," hat's off to you, pal!
Also rules that Tumblr had the exact same problem that Twitter is currently dealing with (website too wretched to attract advertisers) and came up with the exact same solution as Twitter-ie sell functionally meaningless little upgrades- and Tumblr succeeded where Twitter didn't because Tumblr successfully tapped into its user base's desire to be obnoxious
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