#elmeri

[suomiplorpoturnaus]

Suomiplorpoturnaus: Kierros 1 • Äänestys 27

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Tiina Lehtola (Tiina-kirjat)

“Anni Polvan hahmo Tiina Lehtola (tai Koskela? jos muistan oikein niin sukunimi riippuu vähän kirjasta :D) oli lapsuuden lempparihahmoja ja nyt aikuisenakin kun nostalgialukee Tiina-kirjoja niin arvostus pysyy. Todella kiltti ja hyvä ihminen. Rohkea ja aito oma itsensä. Ansaitsee parempaa kuin Juha. Ansaitsee voittaa suomitumblrin plorpokisan ykköspokaalin. Hän pelastaa kaltoinkohdeltuja kissoja ja puolustaa aina heikompia. Kun hän tekee mielestään jotain väärin niin tunnustaa sen rehellisesti ja joskus rankaisee itseään virkkaamalla. Ei koskaan valehtele. Feministi-ikoni, pärjää isommillekin pojille tappelussa ja urheilussa, ja jos ei pärjää niin yrittää ainakin aina parhaansa. Auttaa mummoja tien yli ja antaa köyhille jätskirahansa.” – nimetön

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Tuttiritari (Tuttiritari)

“Tuttiritari on high concept fantasiahahmo, soft masculinity King, sekä Freudin pahin painajainen. Hahmona Tuttiritari on romantiikan ajan ihanne: urhea, rakastava ja samalla vaatimaton. Tuttiritari on kuva suojeliasta, joka ei häpeile vastaanottaa hoivaa kuin lapsi, samalla rikkoen maskuliinisuuden ja feminiisyyden välisiä rajapintoja leikin voimalla. Vilpittömällä rehellisyydellään ja leikillisyydellään tämä häpeämätön ja innovatiivinen uudelleenkuvitelma ritarigenrestä ylittää cringen rajat ja lentää aavan meren tuolle puolen satumaahan.” – @lunar-system

[sadiegirl2021]

Emerie likes to garden and cook.

Elain said she doesn't want a male.

Ehhh have we all been sleeping on this ship!?

Can we call it Elmerie?

[shakespeare-official-account]

HIHIHIHIHIHIHI I LOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUU

EEEEEK WE LOVE YOU TOOO

[ennawrite]

wrote a *small* snippet for my future Elain x Emerie fic :)

(includes a sapphic relationship, obviously)

tags: @illbdamned 🤎

Premise for A Court of Cinnamon and Violets:

Elain and Emerie quickly find themselves to be good friends when they both have a difficult time falling asleep at the House of Wind. They confide in the other about what keeps them awake at night, and Emerie introduces Elain to the beautiful world of romance novels.

A few days later, Elain pays a visit to Emerie in Illyria to return her book, and finds the lack of color (and flowers) in the camp to be appalling. Emerie and Elain strike up a deal, and Elain finds herself in charge of decorating Emerie’s store.

As the weeks go by, Elain realizes that flowers aren’t the only thing blossoming in the shop and that maybe, there’s a bit more to her friendship with the Valkyrie. Elain finds herself grappling with her (still unaccepted) mating bond, her feelings for Emerie and the heaviness that comes with choosing in a world designed to pick for you.

🪶Continue reading to read the snippet!🪶

“Do you…” Elain’s voice trailed off, and she diverted her gaze from the female’s eyes, shaking her head quickly. “It’s stupid, never mind.” 

“Do I what, Elain?” She asked earnestly, placing a warm hand on Elain’s bare forearm. Goosebumps trailed across Elain’s entire body at the simple, friendly touch. 

Elain shakily brought the cup of tea to her lips and took a small sip of the warm, spiced tea before placing it back on the table. She cleared her throat, staring at the swirls of cinnamon and milk in the dark brown liquid. The color so similar to the eyes she could not bear looking into as she continued, “Do you think these romance stories only work with me—males,” She quickly corrected herself. Men no longer existed in this world, only males. Always a damn male. “As the love interest? Or could there be…something else?” 

“Elain…,” Emerie said softly. Elain could practically hear the pity in her voice and she sunk deeper into her chair when Emerie removed her hand. Emerie stood and walked away. Elain silently cursed herself for being so openly stupid with her thoughts. 

She listened as Emerie rummaged around with something. Elain did not have the courage to look up and see what she was doing. Instead, she stared at her tightly gripped hands in her lap. Perhaps a better female would have bolted out of the door by now, or laugh her question off as some joke. But Elain stayed frozen, as she often did when it felt like the world was crashing down on her. Her heart was beating rapidly, her vision turning blurry. Oh, gods, she could not cry now. That would be—

“The beautiful thing about romance,” Emerie spoke into the heavy silence, interrupting Elain’s thoughts. Elain sucked in a breath as the female set a stack of books on the table. “Is that anyone can be the love interest. Male or no.” 

Elain drew her eyes up to the Valkyrie’s face, mouth agape. She knew she probably looked stupid, with the confusion so plainly written across her face. But Emerie just grinned widely at her, her dark brown eyes twinkling in the dying sunlight. Elain’s heart skipped a beat at the sight. 

“I do not often share these books with other people, not even Gwyn and Nesta. There are…things that not everyone will understand. Especially not in Illyria,” Emerie said, smiling sadly. “But I trust you, Elain. And I think you will find what you’re searching for in these books.” 

[saintverse]

Honeydew - by saintverse

#A57931 #BD8F42 #D6A95F

#F3BE63 #F7CD8A #FEE0B1

[anotherdyingstar]

what is your favorite/least favorite smell and taste

mine is whitener fluid for smell and overly spicy things for taste

elmery is glue for smell and spice for taste

michael has no idea but overly sweet rose taste/smells annoy him so yeah

[marbledew]

only half joking? /genq

not sure if i’m qualified to answer this one

[yoursghouly]

“Morticia Addams, You Are a Devil.”

Source: Liber Elmeri

[marbledew]

HI NICE TO MEET YOU ANY INFO YOU NEED SHOULD BE IN MY PRONOUNS PAGE

also @123letsgobestie is my partner and the love of my life so don’t mess with her or I’ll behead you /srs

@aristarxs is my wife (ROMANTIC :D) and i WILL puke flames on you if you even touch her so back off /srs

@wet-leaf is my queerplatonic girlfriend and doesn’t need me to defend her, but tread lightly

@djs-setdeck is my beloved robot girlfriend, death be upon thee if you dare even look her way /srs

@nanochittle is my lovely amazing partner and I will brutally murder you if you dare even touch it /srs

family:

kitty: @pink-fawning

✨ ex ✨: @theetherealraphael

mum: @thatoneaceidiot

siblings: @chocooolatte, @ilov3b00kss0much

children: elmery from @anotherdyingstar, Ellie from @the-artemis-sys, @theoretical-ink

friend that I have put on family level: @mayhem-moth

(spaceverse userbox by @bored-dromaeosaur and the best wife and robot gf user boxes are made by my lovely amazing wife, @aristarxs. thank you!!)

[theetherealraphael]

BLOCKED AGAIN?? SERIOUSLY?? DUDE I WAS TRYING TO SAY GOODBYE PROPERLY AT LEAST ALLOW ME THAT /LH

i will never forget you /gen

i love you /gen

please don't hurt yourself /gen

you'll always be welcome to talk to me no matter what you think /gen

you're an amazing person. and if i can't help you, i know you yourself can and eventually will. so if this is goodbye for a bit or for forever, then i hope you know that you're the best friend i could have asked for. i love you. stay safe, raph.

-ari (elmery and amara agree.you're the best, angel boy.)

please just. forget about me. move on. ill be fine.

[shakespeare-official-account]

hehe yeah wassup :3 on discord i’d suggest tupperbox, it helps with us

(hello -amara)

//hi -elmery// //pls give ari advice on how to manage us she genuinely sucks ass /j/aff//

Okay gonna post this both here and on main but

I think I am a system or a plural! I am still looking into it to confirm my suspicions, but just wanted to let my followers know since this is probably important.

also, thank you to @maryland-officially for helping me!

[furby-illusia]

I've wanted an object head doll for a while now. I've seen them online and they're so cool! I went through several different appliance ideas but ended up with a microwave oven I ordered from Etsy. The body is a glow-in-the-dark Bratzillaz body I found at a thrift store last autumn.

Basically I cut the upper part of the neck peg off and drilled a hole into the lower part. Then I drilled a hole into the microwave bottom, put a metal wire through the hole and inserted said wire into the neck. I bent the wire into a loop to act as a sort of a washer inside the head. Superglue everywhere and slap the parts together. Yay, boom, a doll. Brrrrr goes the microwave. He's name is Mikro-Kelmeri which is very hard to translate into English, but it's a mashup of the words 'microwave' and 'lurid' and a Finnish name (Elmeri).

[shakespeare-official-account]

Hey! Theatrical anon here.

It was just supposed to be a bad joke about asking one of the most famous poets and playwrights if they had ever written poetry— sorry if it came off as rude, or aggressive—

oh no no no it really wasn’t your fault im just really used to being given questions that led to some sort of ‘you know nothing about shakespeare >.<“ and after the previous hate anon i really wasn’t sure what to expect (bc im pretty sure they tried to send me smth again)

but nope i think i hath written some shit in my life :3

[ennawrite]

working on my elmerie fic and i declare this as their song (one of many lol)🤎

[saintverse]

elmer reacts

[anotherdyingstar]

boop

(Yes I know I sent it on the other blog that was me booping Ari okay just making sure you know byeeeeeeee)

BOOP BOOP from all of us! :)