#elizabethwarrern

[jamiebongwater]

     The Telescreen was all over the place with this narrative today when I was at the gym. Apparently homies from the East Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren have been christened our new front runners by the Machine based on some new polling data, replacing retarded blegh dinosaur Joe Biden of Delaware. If this holds true and becomes the accepted narrative and the next iteration of our physical reality, I have to say I love it. I don’t know if you guys know this yet but I’m all in for Bernie Sanders and I think it’s important to be all in early because we have to run the right candidate. Which is clearly Bernie Sanders. Some people would probably call me sexist for not supporting sister Elizabeth Warren. I can’t stop them. I can only point out that it’s not my fault we live in a dumb, racist, sexist country and that gives her major electability issues, or that people will make way too much political hay out of the whole Native American thing or whatever. Some leftists might call me “not hardcore” for not supporting comrades Andrew Yang or Beto O’Rourke. There could be cases to be made for all of these, I guess. My case is this: we need to win this thing. For for fucking real this time.

     Use your fucking noodle, people: who in the field do Americans like, who already has a base, who could actually generate excitement enough to turn out young people to the polls but at the same time still be digestible to the people who traditionally go? Bernie goddamn Sanders, that’s who. On the heels of the Democratic Convention he was the most popular politician in the country according to national polling. If we (the Left) had ran him, he would have won. Without the DNC fucking it up for everyone by anointing Hilary, Bernie Sanders would have been President of the United States four years ago. The Rust Belt was dying for a chance to suck Bernie’s circumcised jewish cock in 2016. And they will do it all over again baby, just like it was the first time.

    Trump is now less popular than ever; he is down to his dumb ass little plurality of a base, now that everyone has had a chance to see what an idiot he is at some point or another. Bernie Sanders can do it for real this time. Bernie Sanders has the longest track record of being on the right side of History and all his policy positions are popular as fuck. Single-payer healthcare, for instance, has long shown support by a majority of Americans. Americans like no-bullshit candidates right now, and Bernie is it. 

     Maybe in a future America we can start running all kinds of fun, different socialist comrades with diverse personalities and interesting ideas. But right now we have a delicious Bernie burger in front of us that America is dying to eat. We just have to serve it up. The revolution starts with the Left serving America the fucking Bernie burger. Eat it, America! BERNIE! BERNIE! BERNIE! BERNIE!                                You better give money to Bernie fucking Sanders

                                                                              Jamie Bongwater