#eli;

[cutelilbow]

(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)

[elyfonart]

When your homie goes non-verbal at the function so you gotta whip out the 'i would understand you in any universe'

[omegaversereloaded]

On an edible about to see borderlands?????

[qqqkrolek]

[moonxnite]

I smile like an idiot when I see my man, who’s not my man, on my television screen.

[cosmiclion]

Love wins 😌

And a version for my aro/ace/not interested in kissing for whatever reason siblings:

[a-state-of-bliss]

Elie Saab Haute Couture Spr/Sum 2003

[bloodyboi]

[axoqiii]

augh

[uhhgoodd]

Young Woman With Sword by Jules-Élie Delaunay (1828-1891)

[rust-berrie]

i swear there was a image similar to this but i can't find it :( anyways this is what it feels like when you try to court shane

[johnconstantinesdick]

The most popular fic in the Steel Samurai fandom had an unexplained seven year hiatus only to update at like 3 am on December 21st, 2027. The author explains that they couldn’t update fic while in prison (huh?) but now that they’re off death row (WHAT??) they’ve transcribed seven years worth of writing (Jesus Christ). The update is 130k words long. Edgeworth and Maya don’t sleep that night.

[elyfonart]

NO they're not 'having fun' UGH you just dont get it!!!

[fawntastic]

Has anyone done this before. Probably

[einelitas]

Go and give them a wallop, girl!

AU belongs to @burrotello

[dangerdaysautism]

is this anything