#eli says shit

[earthisgreat]

Someone shared this tweet in a discord I'm in. I had to. I had to do the Tumblr thing of putting a tweet next to a character from a TV show.

[titan-god-helios]

my hands smell like chicken pho and my thighs are huge. who wants me /lhj

[earthisgreat]

My baby

[titan-god-helios]

i love saying "[blank] be upon ye" when gifting someone something. real or virtual. goodness be upon ye. happiness and warmth be upon ye. one thousand feral bees be upon ye.

[muckyschmuck]

ultimately!

[earthisgreat]

It's also not a date if both parties agree it's not. You can get dinner or coffee with someone and it not be a date.

i know the 'is mcdonalds a date' questions making its rounds but i feel kind of insane bc thats never even been a metric for me. a date is just when someone says its a date. i went on a date w someone to smoke in a building w a caved in cieling in the rain, shoplifted from a gas station paranoid as hell to get them a soft pretzel and then we chased a rat around. where is your sense of adventure people

[hansatorium]

super self-indulgant edit of blondie and tuco because I'm sort of insane about them <3

[lelelego]

he says, it's mine to give, but it's yours to choose you're gonna sink or swim, you're gonna learn the truth

no matter what you do you're gonna learn the truth

[stackslip]

utterly inconsequential discourse but every time i see it these last few days it pisses me off: i think it's very very stupid to claim that if the singer of a band dies or leaves they are the sole member of the band that cannot be replaced, and the band should disband or do something else. what a dreadful way to think of bands, and what a way to reveal you only think of vocalists as worthwhile musicians with every other form of musician being replaceable in your eyes!

[earthisgreat]

Maybe he's like The Doctor from Doctor Who, and it's all of the above.

Is Grinch like his name or his species or his race or his occupation

[sholmeser]

ary scheffer / justus knetch / snake & ocelot

[blusandbirds]

eli moskowitz - "am i making you feel sick?"

[angelwiththeblue-box]

me hitting fabriz shippers with my cane: LET!!!!! CHARACTERS!!!!!! BE!!!!!!! ARO!!!!!!!! ACE!!!!!!!!

[earthisgreat]

Our snake man was the kindergarten teacher's son!

[a-sad-mage]

How rich is the Shane Gang?

In the early episodes it's implied they don't have much, and actively save up to buy equipment.

Like Pronto admitted to 'borrowing' money from the others in the Club Slug episode, and Eli expressed his hesitance in trading slugs for equipment when they were short of money.

And then, like I wana say about six to seven months later when the whole thing with Dana stealing from Blakk and the Gentleman being set after her, Eli offers the Gentleman dubbled what Blakk payed for their plan to fake Dana's work.

Double What Dr. Blakk, the owner of a successful business and Railway that makes presumably millions not including the endorsements of Slugterras richest, was willing to pay.

Double

And again

Because the show takes place in a years time, Eli basically went from a broke teen hero, to rich enough to pay off one of the top assassins in the Caverns, in like 12 months.

Keep in mind, while Eli knows there are stashes hidden all around Slugterra filled with things he might need one day(not necessarily money) he has no idea where like 98% of them are.

And while sure, there is clearly stuff the gang gets up to in their off time, and going on adventures to find these Shane Cashes is plausible, how much are we willing to bet they found a cash with a comical amount of money?

Like I have no problem believing the gang have not only their personal savings, but a group fund for communal stuff/supplies. Or that, ever now and then, they get paid for some of the missions they do.

But it's been like, at least six months or so leading up the whole thing with the Gentleman, and unless Blakk was paying him the flattest of fees, how is it possible for Eli to pay double.

I would imagine that an assassin's fees aren't cheap either.

All I'm saying is that someone on the team won the lottery, got lucky chash hunting for Shane deposits, or something because dear god I have questions about their financial situation.

And no, Pronto technically being a King don't mean shit, it's been made pretty clear, for all his ego, Pronto isn't 100% cool with being King, and he is not smart with his money seeing as how he falls for scams.

Edit Nov/20/24: my brain is running on fumes- the 'double the pay' line is form a different ep but my bullshit about Eli being able to double any sort of pay at all still stands.

[sleepyicon]

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