earthisgreat

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I’m not ten years old, it’s just been ten years since I started being cool

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they should make dracula daily but for homestuck. drop the very first update on 4/13/2025 and then re-release all updates with a 16 year delay to the original publishing dates. which means that yes, the final update would be posted in 2032. this is not a good idea but someone should do it anyway

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rain

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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

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these are my dialogue options when you talk to me btw

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Christmas advice for ladies (crossposted from Old Weird Scotland on mastodon, with permission)

I want you all to keep this in mind!

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Appreciating an art

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"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

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I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

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[explaining tumblr friendships to outsiders] well, you see, when you know each other's porn preferences, it really creates a bond

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what does black mould poisoning do to you btw because my boyfriend won't stop putting on mcu movies

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No no you misheard me, I don't have a circadian rhythm. I have a cicadian rhythm. I wake up at night and start screaming as loud as I can

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can i call you back im doing something weird