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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......
Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess
#ASK ME#ASK ME HOW I ALLEGEDLY BROKE MY FOOTSIE BONSIES!!!!#shall come up with a different answer EACH time and they shall ALL be curious concerning and browraising#no but really ASK ME i have SO. MANY. ANSWERS.#(the actual answer isn't even mundane if anything it is...Up There.)#(my personal curse is the inability to give a straight answer Even And Especially when the actual accurate answer is funnier!#sometimes the actual truth of the matter is funnier! life just works like that occasionally!!!#and still it is my duty--my god calling--to decieve#anyways an object fell on me or I fell on an object. that object maybe or may not be a planet. or may or may not be an undisclosed oblong.#or both. or neither. mind your business before i suck your tax evaded beeswax right under you#...i May be slightly loopy on the adrenaline aftermath of (ALLEGEDLY) breaking some damn bones#I'm cranky and i want to hobble to the kitchen to Procure some Frozen Breakfast Food#and yet i am bound to bed for the sake of Elevating The Limb#I Am Basically Tantalus Do You Comprehend I Am Tantalus I Am A Tortured Mythological Figure And You Are Standing By Like Impotent Cupbearer#s#YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT CUPBEARER AND I AM PROMETHEUS SCREECHING AS MY INNARDS ARE WOVEN INTO STATEMENT ART#......motherfricker my ice pack is leaking
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Elevation map of Almud's oceans. This was far more painful to make than it looks. If you want to make a worldbuilder suffer, force them to think about plate tectonics.
#does this layout even make sense#would these elevations be possible on an actual planet#I don't know enough about geology to say for sure#I just did what made the most sense from the reference photos of Earth I had#elevation being higher where plates diverge was counterintuitive#but I guess it makes sense considering that volcanoes are a thing#all of this is subject to being edited#art#my art#Almud#worldbuilding#mapmaking#alien#spec bio#xenobiology
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Clark: Hey.
Lois: Hey.
Clark: Did you, uh, get my message?
Lois: Yup.
Clark: So we're still on for tonight?
Lois: Definitely.
Clark: What's in the box?
Lois: Surprise.
Clark: It's going to be a long day.
Lois: Yup.
Clark: How about a sneak preview?
Lois: Sometimes I swear you have more than two hands.
#the tension btw these two#they are wholesome#their chemistry>>>>>>#smallville#smallville edit#my edit#my gifs#clark kent#lois lane#clois#erica durance#tom welling#superman#the daily planet#elevator#charade
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hi elehitch fans
i love normal guy hes so silly
#elevator hitch#studio investigrave#sig#silliest goofy guy on the planet#silly guy#i love him sm omg#shh 🤫🧏#🤫🧏♂️#normal guy fanart#elevator hitch fanart#elehitch#fanart#art#my art#:3#silliest silly that ever sillied
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ALAN WAKE II
#SPOILERS!!#i think ??? maybe#alan wake 2#alan wake spoilers#Alan wake ii#aw2#aw2 spoilers#remedy#remedy entertainment#I WAS LIKE WHAAATTT#not enough shrooms on this planet can elevate my conscience so I can understand this
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but i'm not supposed to scratch
#undescribed#bonk.png#uninhabited planet survive#mujin wakusei survive#HOOO BOY this is extremely self indulgent bc i like fake episodes n storylines for things n sharla is my second fav of the bunch#before i forgot caption is a line from love me more by mitski n the dialogue is taken straight from wakaba's elevator scene in utena#just altered for the characters' genders obv back to yapping all the pieces were in place for sharla to have a jealousy subplot like in the#second half of the show (after adam is introduced basically) sharla n luna dont as much focus together with the secondary character to luna#shifting to kaoru bc of being more involved in directdanger all the time n sharla not being good at that stuff is relegated to the sidelines#which is something shes insecure about!! shes not as good at survival action as everyone else n doesnt have anything skills unique to her#she LITERALLY stops taking her rations of water so the others can have more bc she feels like she doesnt matter as much as the others!!#shes fairytale girl sharla which is good for morale (esp luna's) but not particularly helpful when theyve gone a few days with no food#she also is implied to have no proper friends before meeting luna in the first episode (at which point they immediately become ride or die)#with her only sort of friend being a girl she hung out with despite her being bullied n excluded who then left her for the bullies#n episode 17 is about her wanting luna to be able to rely on her with them sharing eachother's history of loneliness#the show also has a emphasis on their circumstances escalating emotions n causing them to lash out at eachother theres a episode right b4#the winter arc where howard is jealous n lashes out bc hes used to being the center of attention but no on on the island really likes himdue#to him being a brat so he soaks up adam's attention like a sponge n freaks out when adam starts favoring menori#which is understandble n somewhat easy to digest n process but you know who has a more prominent history of loneliness n abandonment who is#also prone to insecurity n thrives on someone's affection? sharla n i set this fake story line during the space criminals arc bc it doesnt#really have a lot of character work n takes place right after the winter arc with both having the characters stuck inside for most of it bc#of more direct serious danger n sharla along with chako n shingo would be stuck inside the most BUT with the criminals arc chako n shingo#are actively doing something theyre contributing but all sharla can do is watch adam while luna her bestie luna is out dealing with people#literally hunting them with kaoru who is notably better than everyone else at the whole survival action thing has become closer to lunasince#the winter arc n from what sharla has seen has no flaws or weaknesses theres specific reasons as to why i dont think her negative feelings#would be focused on the others bc for varying reasons she wouldnt feel they threaten her relationship with luna (the rationalization for#bell not being viewed as a possible threat is interesting to me bc of the similarities between him n sharla both of them bonding early on n#her being implied to have a crush on him while he explicitly has a crush on luna but thats not what we're talking about rn)#but none of those reasons really apply to kaoru n she has the reason of Him Saying He Killed Someone to feel more justified in directing#all her stress about their situation n the anxiety crawling up her throat about luna potentially choosing someone else over her onto him
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My brothers got me Lethal Company, but I think they got it just to fuck with me.
But it does have a way of speaking to me though.
#let's see...I only played for about an hour#and in that hour they have beaten me to death with a shovel#they dropped a supply rocket on my head#abandoned me on a planet by myself#got me jettisoned into outer space#terrorized me with a tentacle monster#and one of them put on a scary mask and chased me like a zombie#i found out that a mask zombie can open doors and use the elevator AND follow you outside#i hate it when things zombie run at me
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the only problem i have with minecraft is it has all this cool technical stuff you can do but no reason to do any of it
#like im imagining a design for a multi-floor water elevator using the calibrated sculk sensors#but like on what planet do i NEED that many floors on an elevator in general play#like id be building floors JUST so i could attach them to the elevator#and just filling them with random junk ig
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a narrative taking place on a ship is exactly the same as a story taking place on a roof's edge, in the literalization of the peril. the ship is balanced on the sharp knife's edge-- strung taut between two empty spaces. the ship is the only thing protecting the ship from destruction. the ship is harnessing twin forces infinitely more powerful than it & the immenancy of the recoil when the string snaps is the threat eternally looming over the ship's narrative. etc
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Hi
#whenever I wear this coat#I think of the person who tried to gotcha me weeks after I said vegans who elevate pleather as more sustainable are annoying#with “and you're spreading polymers all over the place” boy the secondhand coat would be spreading polymers on someone else#and I don't claim to be saving the planet. anyway#this bastard
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you think that since Solaris is a sun god and god of time, their job is to make sure the sun rises and sets everyday? or do they share that role with Chip
I'd say it's a joint effort. Chip, being daytime (and the Earth cough cough), welcomes the sun and guides it across the sky; Solaris, being time, controls and measures the planetary cycles, with the sun being the king of our solar system.
#ask#YEEHAW SONIC GOD LORE!!!#I learned recently about how time is weird and how the gravitational pull of stuff affects how it moves#and how even a slight difference in elevation can make two clocks get out of sync#I'm too sleepy to get into all of that now but 1000% the planets have to do with time both on the quantum level and how we perceive it#something something the sun time gravity foundational forces of the universe and the human inability to comprehend it. it's all connected#a foundational part of religion is that it can often only be reconciled with nature so far and so I think it's fair to say that they BOTH#control the sun and it's a matter of perspective. In the grander scheme of things it's Solaris' job but from the vantage of Earth it's#the duty of Light Gaia to oversee the day#I think of it along percy jackson rules. wherein planetary movements are real AND Apollo drives his chariot across the sky#ASSOM lore (not that this necessarily references that but it's on my mind now) established that the gods gain power through belief#and there are many layers of things happening at once. again it's a concept incomprehensible to us mortals#but who's to say?#hopefully this makes even a tiny bit of sense. goodnight
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No thoughts
Just Kum Junhyeon at 1:26-1:30 of redstart's full star level test
#dumb fuck ted talk#it's been hauting me ngl#just replays in my head like elevator music#all damn day#not complaining tho#because he's amazing#and like#the way everyone forgot how stable of a singer he is and just chalked him up to being a goofball 24/7#i will never forgive y'all#hoping he's the center for redstart's nbg because it's what he deserves#kum junhyeon#post boys planet problems
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I HATE STAIRS I HATE STAIRS I HATE STAIRS I HATE STAIRS I HATE STAIRS I HATE STAIRS I HATE STAIRS I HATE
#disability things#they blocked off the main entrance to my next class so i had to go up the shitty elevator and down the stairs and#UGHHGHGHHHJJJGHH#MURDER AND HATRED ON PLANET DIRT
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THERE’S ALSO A SPACED THEMED ONE OF THESE!!!!
And neal.fun in general has lots of fun and random games, everyone should check it out <3
Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think
#it’s WILD#like#holy shit that’s high up#my mind is blown#every fuckin time#outer space#like the ocean#but up#space#stars#universe#planets#constellations#elevator#space elevator#ocean#water#oceanography
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the blood test lab was closed specifically for today because fuck you!!!!
#ANS THEY HAD NO ELEVATOR SO I HAD TO FLIMB THE STAIRS AND CLIMB DOWN JUTS TO FIND OUT#PISS AND RAGE ON PLANET FUCK#and i'm in good shape too i think i wouldn't even faint this time.#“no appointment needed” IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF THERE WERE APPOINTMENTS!!!!
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