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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......
Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess
#ASK ME#ASK ME HOW I ALLEGEDLY BROKE MY FOOTSIE BONSIES!!!!#shall come up with a different answer EACH time and they shall ALL be curious concerning and browraising#no but really ASK ME i have SO. MANY. ANSWERS.#(the actual answer isn't even mundane if anything it is...Up There.)#(my personal curse is the inability to give a straight answer Even And Especially when the actual accurate answer is funnier!#sometimes the actual truth of the matter is funnier! life just works like that occasionally!!!#and still it is my duty--my god calling--to decieve#anyways an object fell on me or I fell on an object. that object maybe or may not be a planet. or may or may not be an undisclosed oblong.#or both. or neither. mind your business before i suck your tax evaded beeswax right under you#...i May be slightly loopy on the adrenaline aftermath of (ALLEGEDLY) breaking some damn bones#I'm cranky and i want to hobble to the kitchen to Procure some Frozen Breakfast Food#and yet i am bound to bed for the sake of Elevating The Limb#I Am Basically Tantalus Do You Comprehend I Am Tantalus I Am A Tortured Mythological Figure And You Are Standing By Like Impotent Cupbearer#s#YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT CUPBEARER AND I AM PROMETHEUS SCREECHING AS MY INNARDS ARE WOVEN INTO STATEMENT ART#......motherfricker my ice pack is leaking
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Clark: Hey.
Lois: Hey.
Clark: Did you, uh, get my message?
Lois: Yup.
Clark: So we're still on for tonight?
Lois: Definitely.
Clark: What's in the box?
Lois: Surprise.
Clark: It's going to be a long day.
Lois: Yup.
Clark: How about a sneak preview?
Lois: Sometimes I swear you have more than two hands.
#the tension btw these two#they are wholesome#their chemistry>>>>>>#smallville#smallville edit#my edit#my gifs#clark kent#lois lane#clois#erica durance#tom welling#superman#the daily planet#elevator#charade
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Elevation map of Almud's oceans. This was far more painful to make than it looks. If you want to make a worldbuilder suffer, force them to think about plate tectonics.
#does this layout even make sense#would these elevations be possible on an actual planet#I don't know enough about geology to say for sure#I just did what made the most sense from the reference photos of Earth I had#elevation being higher where plates diverge was counterintuitive#but I guess it makes sense considering that volcanoes are a thing#all of this is subject to being edited#art#my art#Almud#worldbuilding#mapmaking#alien#spec bio#xenobiology
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hi elehitch fans
i love normal guy hes so silly
#elevator hitch#studio investigrave#sig#silliest goofy guy on the planet#silly guy#i love him sm omg#shh 🤫🧏#🤫🧏♂️#normal guy fanart#elevator hitch fanart#elehitch#fanart#art#my art#:3#silliest silly that ever sillied
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ALAN WAKE II
#SPOILERS!!#i think ??? maybe#alan wake 2#alan wake spoilers#Alan wake ii#aw2#aw2 spoilers#remedy#remedy entertainment#I WAS LIKE WHAAATTT#not enough shrooms on this planet can elevate my conscience so I can understand this
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the only problem i have with minecraft is it has all this cool technical stuff you can do but no reason to do any of it
#like im imagining a design for a multi-floor water elevator using the calibrated sculk sensors#but like on what planet do i NEED that many floors on an elevator in general play#like id be building floors JUST so i could attach them to the elevator#and just filling them with random junk ig
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a narrative taking place on a ship is exactly the same as a story taking place on a roof's edge, in the literalization of the peril. the ship is balanced on the sharp knife's edge-- strung taut between two empty spaces. the ship is the only thing protecting the ship from destruction. the ship is harnessing twin forces infinitely more powerful than it & the immenancy of the recoil when the string snaps is the threat eternally looming over the ship's narrative. etc
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Can’t say I’m a big fan of flip flopping between catastrophization and optimism based on whether or not something Bad has happened to me but….. mm
#tags cw: suicide ideation#i think the former started happening because of well… -gestures toward the state of the world-#like i do not think I suddenly developed some kind of specific disorder (… maybe depression if anything ?)#but how the fuck am I supposed to weave through life normally when aware of the fact that living in this country is precarious for many -#- reasons… this planet is carelessly havinf co2 dumped into the atmosphere when we know its going to slowly kill us#many more reasons its difficult to get into#i guess thats depression . Silly (im a psych student i should know this)#or maybe im having extremely poor emotional regulation stemming from continued added stressors throughout my life#i heard that can be a facet of adhd (fun…) which.. i guess so lol#it used to be so much more worse until I got adderall and any time I made a mistake that stressed me out it was like. instant Ideation#adderall used to make me feel elevated which was nice but now i just feel normal (which is better)#*(which is better than it was before)
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Hi
#whenever I wear this coat#I think of the person who tried to gotcha me weeks after I said vegans who elevate pleather as more sustainable are annoying#with “and you're spreading polymers all over the place” boy the secondhand coat would be spreading polymers on someone else#and I don't claim to be saving the planet. anyway#this bastard
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you think that since Solaris is a sun god and god of time, their job is to make sure the sun rises and sets everyday? or do they share that role with Chip
I'd say it's a joint effort. Chip, being daytime (and the Earth cough cough), welcomes the sun and guides it across the sky; Solaris, being time, controls and measures the planetary cycles, with the sun being the king of our solar system.
#ask#YEEHAW SONIC GOD LORE!!!#I learned recently about how time is weird and how the gravitational pull of stuff affects how it moves#and how even a slight difference in elevation can make two clocks get out of sync#I'm too sleepy to get into all of that now but 1000% the planets have to do with time both on the quantum level and how we perceive it#something something the sun time gravity foundational forces of the universe and the human inability to comprehend it. it's all connected#a foundational part of religion is that it can often only be reconciled with nature so far and so I think it's fair to say that they BOTH#control the sun and it's a matter of perspective. In the grander scheme of things it's Solaris' job but from the vantage of Earth it's#the duty of Light Gaia to oversee the day#I think of it along percy jackson rules. wherein planetary movements are real AND Apollo drives his chariot across the sky#ASSOM lore (not that this necessarily references that but it's on my mind now) established that the gods gain power through belief#and there are many layers of things happening at once. again it's a concept incomprehensible to us mortals#but who's to say?#hopefully this makes even a tiny bit of sense. goodnight
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No thoughts
Just Kum Junhyeon at 1:26-1:30 of redstart's full star level test
#dumb fuck ted talk#it's been hauting me ngl#just replays in my head like elevator music#all damn day#not complaining tho#because he's amazing#and like#the way everyone forgot how stable of a singer he is and just chalked him up to being a goofball 24/7#i will never forgive y'all#hoping he's the center for redstart's nbg because it's what he deserves#kum junhyeon#post boys planet problems
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I HATE STAIRS I HATE STAIRS I HATE STAIRS I HATE STAIRS I HATE STAIRS I HATE STAIRS I HATE STAIRS I HATE
#disability things#they blocked off the main entrance to my next class so i had to go up the shitty elevator and down the stairs and#UGHHGHGHHHJJJGHH#MURDER AND HATRED ON PLANET DIRT
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THERE’S ALSO A SPACED THEMED ONE OF THESE!!!!
And neal.fun in general has lots of fun and random games, everyone should check it out <3
Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think
#it’s WILD#like#holy shit that’s high up#my mind is blown#every fuckin time#outer space#like the ocean#but up#space#stars#universe#planets#constellations#elevator#space elevator#ocean#water#oceanography
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i had a super vkeiful start of the year so no suprises in the top songs. kinda crazy how the glee cast always makes it to the top5
#spotify wrapped#seventeen is kind of the only band i listen to actively#nct dream made it here bc i had the concert playlist on loop for like a month🙂↕️#supercharger is kind of crazy tho i looped it sm last month when i watched boys planet finally but icb it made it to top 3#why isn't there top genre?? i want to know if it was kpop or vkei!!#also did everyone get a message from mingyu or does everyone get a random member lika a gacha#diary#just realized i lost my past wrapped pics when my phone broke fml i want to compare data :(#my minutes listened is always kind of embarrasing#also my top podcasts were jumping in an elevator and fucking smosh reddit stories🧍🏼
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ahem
What would be your elevator pitch to aliens for why they should abduct you?
hmmmm
Earth sucks right now. but you want to learn about it, right? if you abduct me, I don't have to exist anymore, you won't get killed or locked up for being different, and I can teach you about Earth and it's culture. It's a win-win for everyone.
amen
#elevator pitch#I don't necessarily want to die#but get me off this planet#asks#answered asks#answered
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