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Same-Day Electronics Repair Services: Ideal for Emergencies

In today's fast-paced world, we rely heavily on electronic devices for work, communication, and entertainment. These gadgets and appliances are vital in our daily routines, from high-end smartphones and laptops to advanced refrigerators and washing machines. However, when one of these devices breaks down unexpectedly, it can cause major disruptions, especially in emergencies. This is where same-day electronics appliances repairing services come into play, offering quick, efficient, and reliable solutions for all your urgent repair needs. Here's why same-day electronics repair services are ideal for emergencies and why they should be your go-to option when facing a device malfunction.

Minimizing Disruption in Daily Life

When an essential appliance or gadget suddenly stops working, it can lead to significant inconveniences. Imagine your refrigerator breaking down during a hot summer day or your laptop malfunctioning just hours before an important virtual meeting. Same-day repair services help minimize these disruptions by providing fast solutions that get your device up and running again in no time. 

Whether it's a malfunctioning TV or a broken washing machine, professional repair technicians can often diagnose and fix the problem within a few hours. The same-day electronics appliances repairing services offer peace of mind for busy individuals and families by ensuring that daily routines can continue with minimal interruption. You don't have to wait days or weeks to get your electronics fixed, making it a great option for emergencies.

2. Expert Technicians Available Quickly

Same-day electronics repair services employ highly skilled and experienced technicians who are available on short notice. These professionals have the expertise to handle common household items and complex devices. Because of their experience, they can quickly diagnose the issue and offer a solution.

This is particularly important in an emergency. Trying to fix the problem yourself or waiting for an inexperienced technician could lead to further complications or damage. With same-day electronics appliances repairing services, you can be confident that your devices are in capable hands. You can rely on their expertise that your device will be repaired efficiently.

3. Convenience and Flexibility

One of the biggest advantages of same-day repair services is their convenience. Most service providers understand the urgency of an electronic device breaking down. They prioritize speed and flexibility in scheduling appointments. 

A leading electronics appliances repairing company in Washington will allow you to book their services online or over the phone. Thus, making it easy to request a technician whenever you need one. They'll come to your home, assess the situation, and perform the necessary repairs, all within a few hours.

This flexibility is especially valuable in emergencies. Instead of rearranging your schedule or traveling to a service center, you can have a technician come to your location and fix the problem on-site.

4. Cost-Effective Solutions

Some people may hesitate to call for same-day repair services due to concerns about cost. However, it's important to note that these services are often more cost-effective than you think, particularly in emergencies. 

By addressing the problem immediately, you can avoid further damage to the device, which could lead to more expensive repairs down the line or even the need for a full replacement.

A reputed electronics appliances repairing company in Washington offers transparent pricing with no hidden fees, so you'll know what you're paying for. Sometimes, opting for a same-day service can save you money by preventing a small issue from becoming a bigger, more expensive problem.

5. Reliable Service with Warranties

Another advantage of same-day electronics repair services is their reliability. Reputed service providers typically back their work with warranties or guarantees. It ensures that if the problem persists, they'll come back to fix it at no extra cost. 

This level of accountability provides peace of mind, especially in emergencies where you need a quick and long-lasting solution. When choosing a service provider, inquire about their warranty policy. This ensures that you're protected in case any issues arise after the initial repair.

6. Avoiding DIY Repair Pitfalls

In emergencies, trying to fix the problem yourself is tempting, especially if the repair seems simple. However, DIY repairs can often lead to further complications, especially if you don't have the right tools or expertise. Attempting to repair a complex electronic device without proper knowledge can result in more damage, void warranties, and create safety hazards.

Same-day electronics repair services eliminate these risks by providing professional, safe, and reliable solutions. With experienced technicians from a top electronics appliances repairing company in Washington handling the repairs, you can avoid the pitfalls and ensure that your device is fixed correctly the first time.

7. Peace of Mind in Critical Situations

Finally, same-day electronics repair services provide peace of mind in emergencies. Knowing that help is just a phone call away allows you to focus on other important aspects of your life without worrying about malfunctioning appliances or devices. 

Whether you're dealing with a broken air conditioner in the middle of summer or a malfunctioning oven right before dinner, same-day services ensure that you can resolve the issue quickly and efficiently.

Conclusion

Electronics are an integral part of our daily lives, and when they break down unexpectedly, the impact can be significant. Same-day electronics repair services offer the perfect solution for emergencies, providing quick, expert repairs that minimize disruptions, offer convenience, and save you money in the long run. If you're looking for a trusted electronics appliances repairing company in Washington, look no further than Mr. TV and Appliances. The reliable service provider boasts skilled technicians to fix your devices and get them back to working order immediately.

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“If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing”

20 years ago, I got in a (friendly) public spat with Chris Anderson, who was then the editor in chief of Wired. I'd publicly noted my disappointment with glowing Wired reviews of DRM-encumbered digital devices, prompting Anderson to call me unrealistic for expecting the magazine to condemn gadgets for their DRM:

https://longtail.typepad.com/the_long_tail/2004/12/is_drm_evil.html

I replied in public, telling him that he'd misunderstood. This wasn't an issue of ideological purity – it was about good reviewing practice. Wired was telling readers to buy a product because it had features x, y and z, but at any time in the future, without warning, without recourse, the vendor could switch off any of those features:

https://memex.craphound.com/2004/12/29/cory-responds-to-wired-editor-on-drm/

I proposed that all Wired endorsements for DRM-encumbered products should come with this disclaimer:

WARNING: THIS DEVICE’S FEATURES ARE SUBJECT TO REVOCATION WITHOUT NOTICE, ACCORDING TO TERMS SET OUT IN SECRET NEGOTIATIONS. YOUR INVESTMENT IS CONTINGENT ON THE GOODWILL OF THE WORLD’S MOST PARANOID, TECHNOPHOBIC ENTERTAINMENT EXECS. THIS DEVICE AND DEVICES LIKE IT ARE TYPICALLY USED TO CHARGE YOU FOR THINGS YOU USED TO GET FOR FREE — BE SURE TO FACTOR IN THE PRICE OF BUYING ALL YOUR MEDIA OVER AND OVER AGAIN. AT NO TIME IN HISTORY HAS ANY ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY GOTTEN A SWEET DEAL LIKE THIS FROM THE ELECTRONICS PEOPLE, BUT THIS TIME THEY’RE GETTING A TOTAL WALK. HERE, PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH, IT’LL MUFFLE YOUR WHIMPERS.

Wired didn't take me up on this suggestion.

But I was right. The ability to change features, prices, and availability of things you've already paid for is a powerful temptation to corporations. Inkjet printers were always a sleazy business, but once these printers got directly connected to the internet, companies like HP started pushing out "security updates" that modified your printer to make it reject the third-party ink you'd paid for:

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2020/11/ink-stained-wretches-battle-soul-digital-freedom-taking-place-inside-your-printer

Now, this scam wouldn't work if you could just put things back the way they were before the "update," which is where the DRM comes in. A thicket of IP laws make reverse-engineering DRM-encumbered products into a felony. Combine always-on network access with indiscriminate criminalization of user modification, and the enshittification will follow, as surely as night follows day.

This is the root of all the right to repair shenanigans. Sure, companies withhold access to diagnostic codes and parts, but codes can be extracted and parts can be cloned. The real teeth in blocking repair comes from the law, not the tech. The company that makes McDonald's wildly unreliable McFlurry machines makes a fortune charging franchisees to fix these eternally broken appliances. When a third party threatened this racket by reverse-engineering the DRM that blocked independent repair, they got buried in legal threats:

https://pluralistic.net/2021/04/20/euthanize-rentier-enablers/#cold-war

Everybody loves this racket. In Poland, a team of security researchers at the OhMyHack conference just presented their teardown of the anti-repair features in NEWAG Impuls locomotives. NEWAG boobytrapped their trains to try and detect if they've been independently serviced, and to respond to any unauthorized repairs by bricking themselves:

https://mamot.fr/@q3k@hackerspace.pl/111528162905209453

Poland is part of the EU, meaning that they are required to uphold the provisions of the 2001 EU Copyright Directive, including Article 6, which bans this kind of reverse-engineering. The researchers are planning to present their work again at the Chaos Communications Congress in Hamburg this month – Germany is also a party to the EUCD. The threat to researchers from presenting this work is real – but so is the threat to conferences that host them:

https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-and-software/researchers-face-legal-threats-over-sdmi-hack/

20 years ago, Chris Anderson told me that it was unrealistic to expect tech companies to refuse demands for DRM from the entertainment companies whose media they hoped to play. My argument – then and now – was that any tech company that sells you a gadget that can have its features revoked is defrauding you. You're paying for x, y and z – and if they are contractually required to remove x and y on demand, they are selling you something that you can't rely on, without making that clear to you.

But it's worse than that. When a tech company designs a device for remote, irreversible, nonconsensual downgrades, they invite both external and internal parties to demand those downgrades. Like Pavel Chekov says, a phaser on the bridge in Act I is going to go off by Act III. Selling a product that can be remotely, irreversibly, nonconsensually downgraded inevitably results in the worst person at the product-planning meeting proposing to do so. The fact that there are no penalties for doing so makes it impossible for the better people in that meeting to win the ensuing argument, leading to the moral injury of seeing a product you care about reduced to a pile of shit:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/11/25/moral-injury/#enshittification

But even if everyone at that table is a swell egg who wouldn't dream of enshittifying the product, the existence of a remote, irreversible, nonconsensual downgrade feature makes the product vulnerable to external actors who will demand that it be used. Back in 2022, Adobe informed its customers that it had lost its deal to include Pantone colors in Photoshop, Illustrator and other "software as a service" packages. As a result, users would now have to start paying a monthly fee to see their own, completed images. Fail to pay the fee and all the Pantone-coded pixels in your artwork would just show up as black:

https://pluralistic.net/2022/10/28/fade-to-black/#trust-the-process

Adobe blamed this on Pantone, and there was lots of speculation about what had happened. Had Pantone jacked up its price to Adobe, so Adobe passed the price on to its users in the hopes of embarrassing Pantone? Who knows? Who can know? That's the point: you invested in Photoshop, you spent money and time creating images with it, but you have no way to know whether or how you'll be able to access those images in the future. Those terms can change at any time, and if you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself.

These companies are all run by CEOs who got their MBAs at Darth Vader University, where the first lesson is "I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it further." Adobe chose to design its software so it would be vulnerable to this kind of demand, and then its customers paid for that choice. Sure, Pantone are dicks, but this is Adobe's fault. They stuck a KICK ME sign to your back, and Pantone obliged.

This keeps happening and it's gonna keep happening. Last week, Playstation owners who'd bought (or "bought") Warner TV shows got messages telling them that Warner had walked away from its deal to sell videos through the Playstation store, and so all the videos they'd paid for were going to be deleted forever. They wouldn't even get refunds (to be clear, refunds would also be bullshit – when I was a bookseller, I didn't get to break into your house and steal the books I'd sold you, not even if I left some cash on your kitchen table).

Sure, Warner is an unbelievably shitty company run by the single most guillotineable executive in all of Southern California, the loathsome David Zaslav, who oversaw the merger of Warner with Discovery. Zaslav is the creep who figured out that he could make more money cancelling completed movies and TV shows and taking a tax writeoff than he stood to make by releasing them:

https://aftermath.site/there-is-no-piracy-without-ownership

Imagine putting years of your life into making a program – showing up on set at 5AM and leaving your kids to get their own breakfast, performing stunts that could maim or kill you, working 16-hour days during the acute phase of the covid pandemic and driving home in the night, only to have this absolute turd of a man delete the program before anyone could see it, forever, to get a minor tax advantage. Talk about moral injury!

But without Sony's complicity in designing a remote, irreversible, nonconsensual downgrade feature into the Playstation, Zaslav's war on art and creative workers would be limited to material that hadn't been released yet. Thanks to Sony's awful choices, David Zaslav can break into your house, steal your movies – and he doesn't even have to leave a twenty on your kitchen table.

The point here – the point I made 20 years ago to Chris Anderson – is that this is the foreseeable, inevitable result of designing devices for remote, irreversible, nonconsensual downgrades. Anyone who was paying attention should have figured that out in the GW Bush administration. Anyone who does this today? Absolute flaming garbage.

Sure, Zaslav deserves to be staked out over an anthill and slathered in high-fructose corn syrup. But save the next anthill for the Sony exec who shipped a product that would let Zaslav come into your home and rob you. That piece of shit knew what they were doing and they did it anyway. Fuck them. Sideways. With a brick.

Meanwhile, the studios keep making the case for stealing movies rather than paying for them. As Tyler James Hill wrote: "If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing":

https://bsky.app/profile/tylerjameshill.bsky.social/post/3kflw2lvam42n

If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/12/08/playstationed/#tyler-james-hill

Image: Alan Levine (modified) https://pxhere.com/en/photo/218986

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Home Appliance Repair Services in Janakpuri, Delhi

Home appliances are the unsung heroes of our daily lives, adding convenience and comfort to our routines. In the bustling neighborhood of Janakpuri, Delhi, these appliances are essential for maintaining a smooth-running household. However, when they malfunction, it can disrupt our daily lives. That's where Prime Service steps in, offering customized Home appliance repair services Janakpuri for residents.

Skilled Technicians for Reliable Repairs: At Prime Service, we take pride in our team of skilled technicians who have years of experience in repairing various home appliances. Whether it's a refrigerator, washing machine, air conditioner, or microwave oven, our technicians possess the expertise to diagnose and resolve any issues efficiently. With their attention to detail and dedication to quality, you can trust that your appliances are in capable hands.

Comprehensive Service Coverage: Our repair services encompass a wide range of home appliances, ensuring that your household runs smoothly. From minor repairs to major overhauls, our technicians are equipped to handle various brands and models. With thorough diagnostics and quality repairs, our goal is to restore your appliances to optimal performance.

Prompt and Convenient Service: Understanding the urgency of appliance repairs, Prime Service prioritizes prompt and convenient service. When you contact us, we ensure quick scheduling of appointments at your convenience. Our technicians arrive promptly, equipped with the necessary tools to diagnose and resolve the issue efficiently. We aim to minimize disruption to your daily routine and have your appliances back in working order as soon as possible.

Quality Repairs with Genuine Parts: We believe in providing long-lasting solutions, which is why we use only genuine spare parts sourced directly from reputable manufacturers. Whether your appliance requires a new compressor, motor, or other components, we ensure that only authentic parts are used. With a focus on quality repairs, you can trust that your appliances will function smoothly for the long term.

Transparent Pricing and Excellent Value: At Prime Service, transparency is paramount. We provide upfront cost estimates, ensuring that you know exactly what to expect before the repair begins. Our pricing is competitive and fair, with no hidden costs. You can rely on Prime Service for honest and transparent pricing that fits your budget.

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Conclusion: When it comes to home appliance repair services in Janakpuri, Delhi, Prime Service is the name you can trust. With expert technicians, comprehensive repairs, prompt service, genuine parts, transparent pricing, and a commitment to customer satisfaction, we are dedicated to keeping your appliances in top condition. Contact Prime Service today for all your home appliance repair needs and experience the difference for yourself.

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In today's digital age, businesses are increasingly relying on software solutions to streamline their operations and boost productivity. One industry that can greatly benefit from such technological advancements is the appliance repair service business. With the increasing demand for efficient and reliable appliance repairs, service providers must have the best appliance repair service business management software in place. This software can help streamline appointment scheduling, inventory management, customer relationship management, and invoicing, among other essential tasks.

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Some Ultimate Tips for your refrigerator maintenance

A refrigerator is a much-needed appliance at home; thus its maintenance is necessary to increase its lifespan.

We cannot deny that the kitchen is the core of any house and that a kitchen is incomplete without a refrigerator. Refrigerators consume the largest amount of energy. So, to run it properly for a longer time; it is essential to maintain it.

In this article, we will be telling you some of the Refrigerator maintenance tips that will help you in getting its service for last.

Tips to avoid frequent fridge repair

· Ensure that the door is closed

At every home, a mother might shout if anyone forgot to properly close the door of a refrigerator. Isn’t it true? Yes, it is true and even she is not wrong at her point. It is the most essential thing which you must take care of because the refrigerator cannot work properly or cannot maintain its cooling if its door gets opened frequently. Open the door once you decide on everything that you need. Then, close it tight to prevent it from any damage.

· Never store hot food in a fridge

Food that is hot and steamy will raise the temperature inside your refrigerator, which forces the device to operate harder and use more electricity. Even the DOs and DON'Ts in the user handbook conflict with this. While maintaining food safety is important, give the meal some time to cool before putting it in the refrigerator.

· Keep the appropriate temperature

Regularly check the freezer and refrigerator temperatures in your unit. It's crucial for food safety and the refrigerator's smooth operation. The refrigerator's inside must be between - 4 and 0 degrees Celsius. It is perfectly normal for this temperature to fluctuate from time to time. But you must ensure that this does not impair the refrigerator's ability to function.     Resetting the thermostat setting should address the issue if you believe your refrigerator is not keeping the proper temperature.

· Never use anything sharp

Knives and other pointed objects might cause interior damage and perhaps gas leaks, which would be quite expensive for you. Leaks of refrigerant from the refrigerator are a severe issue. By being cautious and observant, you can prevent that. If something ever becomes caught in the refrigerator (which typically occurs when the freezer temperature is too low), you can remove it by turning the refrigerator off for a moment.

· Conclusion

The way the human heart works, likewise the refrigerator works. Thus, it is very essential to catch the problems early and to take preventive measures or to take refrigerator repair services timely!

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Sharp to take part in major US tech event CES 2023

Sharp Corporation will participate in CES 2023 in Las Vegas, Nevada, United States, to be held from January 5 to 8, 2023. #SHARP #CES2023

Sharp Corporation (Sharp) will participate in CES 2023 (Consumer Electronics Show) in Las Vegas, Nevada, United States, to be held from January 5th to 8th, 2023. CES is one of the largest and most influential tech events in the world. Sharp will exhibit advanced technologies and products that embody the company’s ESG-focused management under the four themes of New Energy, Automotive, AR/VR, and…

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Things that will happen in the future (based on my own experiences with time travel):

***FAQs at the end***

*All of these observations are copied directly from my notes in roughly the order I took them in

*Don’t ask about the interchanging use of past/present/future tense, you know how that stuff is with time travel

Women just started all growing three boobs instead of two. Scientists baffled

Genetically engineered catboys (no literally)

The great pyramid of Giza has been converted into a Bass Pro Shop

The entire state of Rhode Island was bought by some rich tech CEO who promptly dug a 500 foot wide trench around the entire state so that it could in fact be an island. It was soon converted into the world’s largest parking lot

Pollution has gotten so bad that fresh oxygen is now delivered straight to most homes via a subscription service

Basic necessities such as food, water, and housing are now provided for free by the government, but only for the top 1% of wealth holders

Insulin now costs twice as much as rent. “Get fucked,” say pharma companies

92.6% of new electronic appliances now have smartphone integration and require a monthly subscription to use

Most billionaires have real estate on earth’s moon

As an ongoing film experiment, Taika Waititi successfully convinced a Nebraska man that he’s been raptured and is now in heaven. He actually got Truman Show’d and now millions of viewers tune in every week to watch God (played by John DiMaggio) manipulate Robert into confronting his own views, battle cognitive dissonance, and face the realization that he might not have been as good of a person on Earth as he thought he was

Carrots have gone extinct, as have highland cows

Species of extinct animals and plants now are being posthumously renamed after the billionaires and elites most directly responsible for killing then off

Researchers discovered a sentient colony of fungus off the coast of Chile, it prefers to go by Fleebo and appears to have a incredibly complex intelligence far greater than any other observed organic being

Nobody knows where Ireland went. It literally just disappeared off the face of the earth one day and nobody bothered to question it. The story couldn’t compete in the news cycle with the recent news about a company in China that made the first real life pokemon. An entire civilization of people gone and I’m the only one who seems to remember it or even care

Fleebo and its offspring have annexed Madagascar and are threatening any retaliation with nuclear warfare and “making The Last of Us a reality.” Nobody knows if Fleebo actually has the capabilities to do this, but after the Lovecraft incident we’re all TOO goddam scared to fuck around and find out

Large snails have replaced cats and dogs as the most common household pet. Snail culture has largely taken over the world, especially Japan

The president of the United States is now decided with an oiled up twerking competition. Most people were hesitant at first but this has produced vastly more competent leaders so now everyone just kinda goes along with it

With the cost of living crisis only worsening with time, selling tattoo space on your body to advertisers has become common as people struggle to afford rent and pay their bills

North and South Korea have reunited into “Korea 2.0”

Germany has split up into East and West Germany again

Belgium and France have been annexed by West Germany and renamed “Wester Germany” and “Westest Germany” respectively

The entirety of Florida is now underwater. Most of Kansas is too for some reason that scientists refuse to explain because they’ve “sworn an oath to the eldritch gods” and that “much worse things would happen” if they did

The melting ice caps in Antarctica unveiled a lost civilization of intelligent creatures descended from a species of lungfish, predating human civilization by millions of years. They planned on hibernating for another 10-15 million years to observe the course of evolution on Earth and are very very angry at humans for waking them up prematurely and ruining all of that with global warming

The politically correct term for lungfish people is “Dipnoid” but most people refer to them by a variety of slurs, such as “finwalker” and “kelp muncher” (not that they even eat kelp)

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch has now increased to nearly half the size of what was formerly known as Canada and has been colonized entirely by pirates (the flag is actually pretty cool). The pirate nation has the 17th largest economy in the world and is projected to surpass the United States in GDP

Africa is about 2% smaller. Nobody knows why. Most people point to Fleebo, who denies having any involvement

All human-Dipnoid interaction was promptly banned by most world governments, except for the GPGPRP (Great Pacific Garbage Patch Republic of Pirates), whom the Dipnoids rely upon extensively for trade

Scientists have used DNA from fossils to recreate other species of humans. We now live alongside them like we did for thousands of years before everyone besides Homo sapiens went extinct. Racism is at an all time high

Class C and above robots are now legally recognized by most progressive countries as people

The United States government has been exposed for secretly funneling billions of dollars into the GPGPRP and using it to fund terrorist operations all over the world.

A new major religion revolving around Dave Grohl has skyrocketed in popularity. Grohilsm is now the world’s largest religion, second only to Fleeboism

Scientists discovered a new continent in the Pacific Ocean, and then promptly lost it again. Most people are convinced this was just an elaborate practical joke, but scientists “swear it definitely happened”

For a brief period of about 30 years, everything in George Orwell’s 1984 happened almost exactly as written in the book. Literally 1984

It was revealed that Jeff Epstein didn’t kill himself. He actually faked his death and spent the next few years in a drug-fueled episode of psychosis making sock puppets in a cave in Italy and then molesting said sock puppets until he died from a sock puppet related illness

Bigfoot was discovered off the coast of Georgia doing cocaine with a congregation of alligators. When questioned, he said he normally lives in Montana and was only there on vacation. He is now a celebrity, and has been featured in a number of tv shows and films, two of which he won an Oscar for. Last I checked, he was a washed up actor living in Hollywood with a reanimated Neanderthal woman

The GPGPRP raided most of England’s museums with the object of “doing exactly what they did for the last few centuries” England was understandably furious, but the rest of the world found it rather amusing

England declared war on the GPGPRP, which it promptly lost after hackers brought down the entire country’s military overnight. Much like in the 21st century, England is the world’s laughing stock

The entirety of Luxembourg relocated itself to the moon

Russia attempted to take over most of Eurasia. In retaliation to the full global effort to stop them, they launched nukes at the world’s 600 most populous cities outside of its current territory. Most of the warheads were stopped in time, but a few major metropolitan areas got hit pretty badly, including Los Angeles, Hong Kong, Chengdu, Mexico City, and Istanbul. Japan was understandably super pissed that Hiroshima and Nagasaki got nuked for a second time

In the wake of the nuclear holocaust, Canada assumed control over what was formerly Russia and assimilated many of its citizens and leaders into its own society and government. Under the new rule of formerly Russian leaders, Canada became a puppet state for the second coming of Russia. It annexed much of the United States, Mongolia, China, and a handful of other countries, becoming “the world’s first megacountry.” Crungolaska now controls a majority of the northern hemisphere

As part of a practical joke by Adam Sandler, Tom Hanks was actually marooned on a desert island like in Castaway. He lasted less than a week before he died. When I left this era of the future, Adam Sandler was serving a lifetime sentence in prison for murder

Fringe groups of crows with above-average intelligence have started popping up around the world. So far they have been observed forming small communities, crafting relatively complex tools, using rudimentary speech, performing rituals, and creating music

Aliens visited earth and had a formal meeting with many of our world leaders, but decided to leave us alone for a few thousand more years because humanity is “not yet mature enough to handle the responsibilities of interstellar travel.” They have incentivized us with a the blueprints for an Alcubierre Drive and a means to produce the exotic matter to fuel it once they deem us as being ready

The original colony of settlers on Mars has declared independence, officially becoming the first country not on Earth

We sent Tom Cruise back to space but this time we just left him there

The tether for the space elevator broke. The town known as Vatorville, famous for being the location of the takeoff point of the elevator shuttle on Earth, was completely decimated as tens of thousands of miles of steel cable came crashing back down. There were no survivors

Most people in first and second world countries have mandatory microchip implants that serve as a personal ID

Last Thursdayism has been largely denounced by quantum physicists. Current theories now revolve around “Next Thursdayism,” the belief that the entire universe was created in the future and that we all exist as a memory in the past

Synthetic organ farms for transplants and research have become a massive industry worth billions of dollars. However, there is still a huge black market for organically grown human organs, as they’re much cheaper to acquire and aren’t taxed at the exorbitant rates that lab-grown organs are

China dug a hole all the way to the center of the Earth. Turns out it’s hollow and there are people living inside. Who knew?

A university reconstructed the entire city of Rome as it was in its early days during the Roman Empire. It’s actually pretty historically accurate, except for the fact that there’s a lot less sex because it’s run by a bunch of sweaty history nerds

After Rome 2 resulted in the creation of a cult revolving around the Roman god of the dead that gained traction as a minor religion, Pluto was officially reinstated as a planet by NASA when cultists picketed their headquarters every day for nearly 3 years straight. “Fine, we’ll give these fucking virgins what they want so they’ll finally shut the hell up,” said NASA’s administrator in chief

In a display of the biotechnical prowess of Disney’s Imagineers, all the animatronics in Disney’s Hall of Presidents were replaced with clones of the originals, which went about exactly as well as you’d expect. After reports of the presidents hurling a series of racial slurs and other obscenities at the first black family to enter surfaced, the project was shut down almost immediately after it had opened. Minority admission to Magic Kingdom plummeted to 2.3% of its numbers from the previous year, making it the second whitest place on earth after a taylor swift concert

Plastic now makes up about 3% of every organism on earth by weight

Public officials are now required by law to take shrooms before running for office

Trees are considered a rare and highly sought after commodity, and are usually only owned by public institutions and the rich (the vast majority of oxygen farms use algae to produce oxygen)

FAQs:

FAQ: What time period(s) did you go to?

A: I have no fucking clue. The world stopped using the Gregorian calendar in 2063 after a gamma ray burst hit the sun. The GRB led to stellar ablation, which changed the length of a year on Earth. The sun would continue to lose mass at an accelerated rate for several more years, with the length of the year changing slightly from year to year. The world adopted a variety of different calendars which kept being updated frequently and were often super confusing and contradictory. I traveled to about a dozen different points in time, which based on my best estimates spanned within a few millennia of the current date.

FAQ: How did you obtain a time machine?

A: I think it was the 17th or 18th of June, 2055? That night, a large sci-fi looking box thingy roughly the size of a VW Bus appeared a few hundred yards away in the open field in front of my house. I tried to take a picture of the box, but for some reason the closer I got, the more the image on my camera started to become fuzzy, and by the time I got close enough to take a decent picture, the camera had stopped working altogether. I pulled open a door to reveal a corpse inside that was charred beyond recognition, who appeared to have suffocated and/or burned to death during a fire that damaged most of the interior. I also noticed a number of strange tumors and growths on the body. I pressed a random button on the remains of what I believed to be a control panel, expecting nothing to happen, but the door closed automatically and I suddenly lost consciousness. When I came to, I exited the box, expecting to still be in the field in front of my house, but instead found myself a ways outside of a small snowy village that based on my best estimates, was somewhere in northern Asia around 2-3 thousand years ago. The villagers started coming after me with spears, so I quickly ran back to the box and pressed another button, hoping it would return me to from whence I came. This time, the people I found (who were thankfully much nicer and spoke a dialect of English that I could mostly understand) told me that it was the year 506 of the PGRB-Δ4 calendar (the calendar that the United Territories was using at the time). I repeated this maybe a dozen more times trying to get home until I landed in 2023, which as far as I could tell, was the closest I had gotten back to my original time so far. It was at this point that I decided to stay and seek medical attention, as I was rather concerned about some nasty new growths on my arms and legs similar to that which I had seen on the corpse.

FAQ: Where is the time machine now?

A: No idea. It disappeared a few days after I landed in 2023. My best guess is that some poor sap found it and ended up sometime else.

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