#elasta

[azaablue]

mr incredible as a character is so interesting because unlike other main “good guys” his main drive is that he loves being a super hero. he’s fired from multiple jobs, uprooting his family every time, because of he can’t not be that guy. he listens to police scanners and coaches people through abusing the insurance company because he’s so desperate to get even a slice of that feeling. of course he likes helping people, sure, but he’s so desperate to be heroic he lets himself get reduced down to being muscle for hire to a crazy shady company just so that he can be mr incredible again. Like, how did we get here? what is his origin story? what made him like this? who taught him that his worth is synonymous with his heroism? with what his body can do? how did we get here.

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Hilarious content by TheWorking Team.

The Sussex duo certainly has a nose for the gutter! Look at their body language! What were they expecting? The VIP theatres that host Wills & Kate? 😂

Were the VIPs assigned to the empty row with the water bottles? The Wife certainly is unhappy. 😂

Elasta Girl plays dress up to sit in a common movie theater!

Determined as ever to expose those spindly arms & linebacker shoulders.

Yet another indication that she needs intensive psychiatric treatment.

Poor MEgain! In her warped brain, she obviously sees a tall, svelte female, and replaces that woman's face with her own! She looks deformed.

[chaoticfvckingdisaster]

Ok I take back what I said. The Spiderpunk comics are cool as shit

First of all, Hobie is a little adhd dork

Look at this little guy !!

and he still manages to be a goddamn badass!!

May I remind you (or tell you) that before the comic takes place Hobie literally cut off Osborns head with his fucking guitar and threw it in the river

And the rest of the quote "spider-band" are just as cool!

This universe's version of Capt. America is called Caption fucking Anarchy. How fucking cool is that

His name is Karl morningdew and he kisses a man within like 7? pages of the first issue. The man is Robbie, who is this Earth's Hulk.

Next is Riri, who I would call a female Iron Man if I didn't think it would be purely offensive to how awesome she is

Just look at her!!

The 4th consistent member of the band is Kamala, who is kinda a elasta-girl/stretch armstrong kinda shit? Idk but she's so ahjdjsjf

Trying not to cry because Kamala calls Hobie "Hobes" and Riri calls him "Hobart" to annoy him

Not to fucking mention, Daredevil is a hispanic woman who plays the drums???!??!?

And like?? Oh my GOD??? LOOK AT HER???? (also peep the gwen reference)

And just like oh my goodness look at these dorks I just love them so much ughsgxhmsfngm

[fairyk133]

Joetta Holden

Minor facts:

Has a lisp in her voice, (no braces, she just sounds like that.) She sounds like Elasta-girl from Incredibles.

Controls the Bullworth weekly newspaper, informs students on fashion trends, and school changes, but even since Ruth came along, she does do gossip on other students, if they did something wrong that is, either to her, Ruth, alongside nerds and Jason.

Father worked in the Military

Adores 70s clothing

Loves The Beatles

Used to have a crush on Tom Gurney, but they didn’t work out well. (Got too many icks.)

Want’s to become a biologist or author in the future

Her and Ruth didn’t get along with one another but then became best friends

Gets trashed by Mandy just like Beatrice, but she doesn’t take it lightly like she does, she fights back with witty remarks.

The only girl who knows more of Ruth’s backstory, because she told her of course.

Dates Jason Blackwell in the end of the roleplay story.

Dressed up as Stu and Ghost face for Halloween

Went as a duo with Ruth for the Halloween party. Billy and Stu from Scream.

School Titles:

Bear face— Mandy

Grizzly Hair—Mandy

Period Bottom— Mandy

Wildabeast— Davis, (When upset) Ruth, (Murmering) Pinky

Molly Ringwald— (Jokingly) Ruth

Muffin face— Jason

Clique Relationships:

Bullies: Since most of the bullies are boys, they don’t really mess with her like that, Davis has had said some pretty wack, sexist stuff to her. Like I said before she used to like Tom, she didn’t like the fact he hates wearing shoes, and doesn’t like horror movies, so they never dated, end of the year they seemed chill. Before all of that, the bullies can’t really harm her since she’s best friends with Ruth, the class representative and dictator behind Dr.Crabblesnitch.

Jocks: HATEM! Okay, but in all seriousness, she can’t stand any of them, maybe Bo Jackson. One time, as Ruth was getting used to the school and familiar with the sport team options…The Jocks, including Mandy pulled a cruel joke on all the nerds, including Joetta. This made Joetta turn against Ruth in some cases, ever since she got on the soccer team, they a moment. If you remember that scene from “The Princess Diaries”, where Lillly was getting on Mia for getting a new hairstyle? Yeah. That was them. The prank was to ruin all the nerds value items, this included the Newspaper club, Joetta’s typewriter and other papers, along with work she so desperately devoted to. Mandy had also given her cruel nicknames,”Bear face”, “Grizzly hair”, “Period bottom”, because there was one time she bled through her white PE shorts, hence why she now always wear black shorts. She used to have a crush on Ted, but Mandy…once again outcasted her for it, and broadcasted it to the whole school. She dressed up as Stu from Scream during Halloween, and put on the Ghost face costume to prank Mandy and get back at her, and then when she was done scaring her she gave the Ghost face costume to Ruth, who was dressed as Billy Loomis, so she can scare Casey.

Nerd: Even though she is a nerd, she doesn’t like the way the guys reacted to Mandy’s pictures being shown out to the public. Which means… she makes sure not to go near Earnest. Whenever Ruth is out casting Earnest she turns a blind eye to it, not only because she is best friends with her but because she doesn’t really care for their leader, she lost hope in humanity in males.

Preps: Can’t stand them. The fact they imbred is enough to hate them. Derby’s voice annoys her, along with the fact her mom and her live in a one story home, flat…and short says enough. She believes rich people have no problems and are just snooty brats. She sees them out of touch with with reality and doesn’t respect them. When Ruth even got close to them she always had to tolerate it, she even one time went to Aquaberry with Ruth but was annoyed to realize Pinky came along with.

Greasers: Had a crush on Peanut just a small one, along saying Johnny attractive. She doesn’t interact with all of them that like even if Ruth had, but there was one time Ruth, her and Lola were sharing stories about their school life and their insecurities and how they deal with it, which gave her some respect towards Lola. Norton sometimes looks over the news paper stuff she has written and gives her props, she would sneak in what’s the most popular book column for him while writing.

Townies: Since she does live on the poorer side of town, she does see them and even got along with Zoey at one point, before she got back at school. She even talked to them once to check up on Jason, and his living situation with his father.

Outfit Models:

Based off of/ Mentality:

Alison — The Breakfast Club

Andie— Pretty In Pink

Lilly— Princess Diaries

Eloise— Bridgerton

[ahappyphjl]

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[rpking99]

Elasta Girl's Biggest Fan

OPEN RP

You had done it! How? .... Who knows, but you had done it!

You'd won the contest! Meaning you where able to finally meet her. Your hero, the amazing and wonderful.... Elasta Girl!

A chance to hang out with your hero? Who wouldn't die for that?!

The doors slowly opened and she walked in. Heels clicking, hips swaying. Nylon under suit hugging her thighs, silver spadex sparkling. Ass jiggling, breasts bouncing

The wonderful Elasta Girl was here!

"So... You're the contest winner, right? I'm Elasta Girl, nice to meet ya!" She smiled and nodded, a cheerful brilliance in her voice

[milesdickpic]

Halloween with the Ohana | H.C |

This one is within the same universe as HLG!

click here to see the master list

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Happy Halloween, besties! Please be safe and have a great night! 🎃

Hangman, Phoenix, and Austin decorated the inside and outside of the house for Halloween. While you, Bradley, the boys, and Leia were passed out in your bedroom.

They were all already in their costumes. Austin was Buzz Lightyear, Phoenix was Jessie, and Hangman was Woody. 

Hangman and Austin set up the front yard with webs, spiders, signs, skeletons, ghosts, and pumpkins. The arch way leading into the house was cute and fun for the trick or treaters that would come later on.

Phoenix was hard at work decorating the inside to surprise all of you for when you woke up. 

She decorated the kitchen counters with webs and skeletons. She hung spider webs, spiders and ghosts from the ceiling. She bought an illuminating globe to shine little pumpkins and ghosts on the walls. 

Hangman and Austin joined Phoenix back inside to help with desserts and games. 

Austin created a festive snack board and some worms in dirt cups for the kids.

Hangman made spooky Jell-O shots for the adults and spooky punch for the kiddies.

Phoenix blew up black balloons and put spider webbing on them to decorate the house some more. 

After Austin and Hangman finished their contributions to the party, they got together and came up with games. The created the zombie eyeball toss, pumpkin ring toss, and they set up some toilet paper for a mummy game. 

You and Bradley finally woke up and got ready for the day. You all had a family theme, Star Wars. 

You dressed as Padme, Bradley dressed as Anakin. Bradley got Leia up and got her ready. After she was ready, you and Bradley got the boys ready while Leia got Gunner ready. 

Leia was Princess Leia. Luke was dressed as Luke, baby Bradley was dressed as BB-8, and Gunner was dressed as Chewbacca. 

Leia jumped around your room in her costume. “Momma I am so excited for trick-or-treating! Can Lukey bear and Braddie come with me?” She smiled up at you as she held onto your legs. You kissed her head. “Of course, my Leia!”

Bradley carried both of the boys down stairs while you, Leia, and Gunner trialed behind. 

“WOAH!!” Leia screamed as she saw how the down stairs was decorated. She ran over to Phoenix, Hangman, and Austin giving them all hugs.

Bradley looked around at all the decor. “Damn, you guys really out did yourselves! Are we having a party?” 

“Uh, duh, Bradshaw. We have to keep the tradition up.” Hangman laughed as he showed Leia around. 

The doorbell rang and Austin went to get it. In came Phantom, dressed as Mr. Incredible, Evelyn as Elasta-girl, Kamalani as Violet, and Kaia as Dash. 

Evelyn brought over some more goodies for the party. She made pretzel witch fingers and strawberry ghosts. 

Leia screamed as the girls came through the door. “YAY! We all get to go out together!”

As the night went on more of the pilots from work started to show up for the Halloween party. Everyone was enjoying themselves. You, Bradley, Austin, Phoenix, and Hangman brought all the kids out for trick-or-treating.

You and Bradley watched on excitedly as Leia went up to every house with three pumpkins. One for her, one for Luke, and one for baby Bradley. 

“Momma! Braddie and Lukey Bears pumpkins are full!” She ran over to you and Bradley with candy falling from their pumpkins. 

Bradley took the pumpkins and started to eat the candy from them. You slapped his arm. “What babe? They’re not old enough to eat it yet. We can’t let it go to waste?” He started to laugh.

You all made it back home to out the boys down for a nap. You all rejoined the party.

You and Bradley played some of the games and mingled with your friends.

Hangman and Austin stole Bradley for a game. Everyone made teams of three. There were 6 teams. One team member was going to be a mummy while the other two team members wrapped the one in toilet paper.

Everyone had 45 seconds to make a mummy.

Once the timer started Bradley stood still as Austin and Hangman ran around him with toilet paper.

“WHY DID WE PICK THE BIGGEST DUDE TO BE THE MUMMY?” Hangman yelled as he ran around Bradley.

“You’re the one who wanted him to be it!” Austin yelled as he sprinted in circles around Bradley.

”SHUT UP AND HURRY UP, GUYS!” Bradley yelled at the both of them.

You and Phoenix laughed as you kept track of the time. “10 Seconds!” Phoenix yelled.

“SHIT!” Hangman panicked. “SHUT UP, SERESIN. THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!” Bradley yelled at him.

“STOP!!” Phoenix yelled. You and her went and judged the mummies. Everyone was covered completely, but Bradley. He still had a human head and his arms were ripping out of the toilet paper.

“Well I know who is getting last place.” Phoenix laughed.

Bradley looked at the guys annoyed, “You guys suck!” He started to laugh. “Now take this TP off of me and re-roll it. I am not wasting this.”

The party went on and you all danced together to the Halloween playlist.

When everyone left, you, Phoenix, and Austin started to clean up the house. You didn’t know where Bradley, Hangman, and Leia were.

The three of you finally found them, Bradley and Hangman passed out under a table with Leia and candy wrappers everywhere.

You placed a kiss on Bradley and Leia’s head. “Like father, Like Daughter. Happy Halloween, Party Animals.”

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Happy Halloween, my friends! I am sorry I haven’t been posting! And I am really sorry if this sucked 😭 I have been away for a mental health clinic and I have been so drained mentally, physically, and emotionally. I promise to be posting more soon for HLG! Thank you for being here and I love you all so much! Be safe and ALWAYS CHECK YOUR CANDY!! 👻🎃❤️

Halloween Party guests are in the comments 🎃

[fatherphaniel]

ok i found the shirts

heading for rat girl summer so true

[ghouljams]

Hiii! hope you're doing good <33

Lil qs (ignore if you want) Any suggestions for a Halloween costume? But it can't be scary or like actually horror cus fam and there's gonna be a lotta kids so uh ya :') First time actually being able to dress up so i need ideas T^T

Thank you <3

I have many ideas.

First idea: Elasta-girl from the incredibles. Very easy, red shirt, black pants/skirt, black gloves and boots. Make or print the little incredibles symbol and stick it on your chest. Easy peasy

Second Idea: Dust Bunny. Grab some rabbit ears and a swiffer duster. Pop some little whiskers on your face. Done.

Third Idea: Vampire. Get all the red and black clothing you can find, look at some goth inspo on pinterest, hit up spirit halloween for some scarecrow vampire fangs, throw on some makeup (red lipstick, dark circles under your eyes), instant vampire.

Fourth idea: Mad Scientist. Get a lab coat and some vials you can pop a cork in. Fill up those vials with colored water and hand them out to the kids as "experiments" that may or may not give them super powers. Some goggles and a good laugh will sell it

[ho-ho-homosxual]

I was watching Incredibles 2 and i'm gonna be honest I rally thought the second act low point would be mr. incredible finding out the elasta girl was having an affair with with business dude's sister, the lesbian, and i'm kinda disappointed that that isn't the plot.

[newlifeprojects]

aztan elasta :D

[eternaljonathan]

Arttrade: Elasta genie

for a trade with https://www.deviantart.com/coppykit655

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[judeswhore]

Ceballos better not try anything with Jude imma stretch my foot from halfway across the world like elasta girl and connect my boot to his teeth if he moves weird

😭😭

[dirtyboys-things]

Elasta-Girl must surely be like this!!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼😜😈❤️

[bellmo15-blog]

Some More of Elasta Bellmo

Did you all miss Elasta Bellmo? ;D

Because this fan made AU of my sona is back in another commission NOT commissioned by my but rather another one from the same person as the previous Elasta Bellmo pic who still wishes to remain anonymous. And in another scene from the Incredibles. One that if you put any of the other versions of my sona in that might not survive... Maybe Genie Bellmo though heh.

You all probaply know the scene with Edna showcasing her brand new super suit she has made for Elastagirl and how it's made specifically for her able to stretch and bend like her and how it's unable to tear or get damaged despite half the stuff I imagen Elastagirl does outside these movies. You know, a fun scene that also shows off the suits capabilities. Difference is, in this pic it's this version of my sona in place of a test dummy... And also they aren't getting shot at by missiles lol. And also this is mainly being done to test his own powers because that was kinda the only scenario I could think of in my head for this pic. While also feeling kinda strangely nice two like a massage because I kinda imagen anyone else with these same sorts of powers going though this would feel that way two heh.

Artist is MetalXArts64.

[ahappyphjl]

dnp tee shirts:

:3

https://www.uslazyoaf.com/products/precious-baby-angel-fitted-tee-black

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yess awesome 💕 someone sent the link to the white one just now but not the black one so thank youuuu!!