#elasta

[azaablue]

mr incredible as a character is so interesting because unlike other main “good guys” his main drive is that he loves being a super hero. he’s fired from multiple jobs, uprooting his family every time, because of he can’t not be that guy. he listens to police scanners and coaches people through abusing the insurance company because he’s so desperate to get even a slice of that feeling. of course he likes helping people, sure, but he’s so desperate to be heroic he lets himself get reduced down to being muscle for hire to a crazy shady company just so that he can be mr incredible again. Like, how did we get here? what is his origin story? what made him like this? who taught him that his worth is synonymous with his heroism? with what his body can do? how did we get here.

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Hilarious content by TheWorking Team.

The Sussex duo certainly has a nose for the gutter! Look at their body language! What were they expecting? The VIP theatres that host Wills & Kate? 😂

Were the VIPs assigned to the empty row with the water bottles? The Wife certainly is unhappy. 😂

Elasta Girl plays dress up to sit in a common movie theater!

Determined as ever to expose those spindly arms & linebacker shoulders.

Yet another indication that she needs intensive psychiatric treatment.

Poor MEgain! In her warped brain, she obviously sees a tall, svelte female, and replaces that woman's face with her own! She looks deformed.

[chaoticfvckingdisaster]

Ok I take back what I said. The Spiderpunk comics are cool as shit

First of all, Hobie is a little adhd dork

Look at this little guy !!

and he still manages to be a goddamn badass!!

May I remind you (or tell you) that before the comic takes place Hobie literally cut off Osborns head with his fucking guitar and threw it in the river

And the rest of the quote "spider-band" are just as cool!

This universe's version of Capt. America is called Caption fucking Anarchy. How fucking cool is that

His name is Karl morningdew and he kisses a man within like 7? pages of the first issue. The man is Robbie, who is this Earth's Hulk.

Next is Riri, who I would call a female Iron Man if I didn't think it would be purely offensive to how awesome she is

Just look at her!!

The 4th consistent member of the band is Kamala, who is kinda a elasta-girl/stretch armstrong kinda shit? Idk but she's so ahjdjsjf

Trying not to cry because Kamala calls Hobie "Hobes" and Riri calls him "Hobart" to annoy him

Not to fucking mention, Daredevil is a hispanic woman who plays the drums???!??!?

And like?? Oh my GOD??? LOOK AT HER???? (also peep the gwen reference)

And just like oh my goodness look at these dorks I just love them so much ughsgxhmsfngm

[ahappyphjl]

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[milesdickpic]

Halloween with the Ohana | H.C |

This one is within the same universe as HLG!

click here to see the master list

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Happy Halloween, besties! Please be safe and have a great night! 🎃

Hangman, Phoenix, and Austin decorated the inside and outside of the house for Halloween. While you, Bradley, the boys, and Leia were passed out in your bedroom.

They were all already in their costumes. Austin was Buzz Lightyear, Phoenix was Jessie, and Hangman was Woody. 

Hangman and Austin set up the front yard with webs, spiders, signs, skeletons, ghosts, and pumpkins. The arch way leading into the house was cute and fun for the trick or treaters that would come later on.

Phoenix was hard at work decorating the inside to surprise all of you for when you woke up. 

She decorated the kitchen counters with webs and skeletons. She hung spider webs, spiders and ghosts from the ceiling. She bought an illuminating globe to shine little pumpkins and ghosts on the walls. 

Hangman and Austin joined Phoenix back inside to help with desserts and games. 

Austin created a festive snack board and some worms in dirt cups for the kids.

Hangman made spooky Jell-O shots for the adults and spooky punch for the kiddies.

Phoenix blew up black balloons and put spider webbing on them to decorate the house some more. 

After Austin and Hangman finished their contributions to the party, they got together and came up with games. The created the zombie eyeball toss, pumpkin ring toss, and they set up some toilet paper for a mummy game. 

You and Bradley finally woke up and got ready for the day. You all had a family theme, Star Wars. 

You dressed as Padme, Bradley dressed as Anakin. Bradley got Leia up and got her ready. After she was ready, you and Bradley got the boys ready while Leia got Gunner ready. 

Leia was Princess Leia. Luke was dressed as Luke, baby Bradley was dressed as BB-8, and Gunner was dressed as Chewbacca. 

Leia jumped around your room in her costume. “Momma I am so excited for trick-or-treating! Can Lukey bear and Braddie come with me?” She smiled up at you as she held onto your legs. You kissed her head. “Of course, my Leia!”

Bradley carried both of the boys down stairs while you, Leia, and Gunner trialed behind. 

“WOAH!!” Leia screamed as she saw how the down stairs was decorated. She ran over to Phoenix, Hangman, and Austin giving them all hugs.

Bradley looked around at all the decor. “Damn, you guys really out did yourselves! Are we having a party?” 

“Uh, duh, Bradshaw. We have to keep the tradition up.” Hangman laughed as he showed Leia around. 

The doorbell rang and Austin went to get it. In came Phantom, dressed as Mr. Incredible, Evelyn as Elasta-girl, Kamalani as Violet, and Kaia as Dash. 

Evelyn brought over some more goodies for the party. She made pretzel witch fingers and strawberry ghosts. 

Leia screamed as the girls came through the door. “YAY! We all get to go out together!”

As the night went on more of the pilots from work started to show up for the Halloween party. Everyone was enjoying themselves. You, Bradley, Austin, Phoenix, and Hangman brought all the kids out for trick-or-treating.

You and Bradley watched on excitedly as Leia went up to every house with three pumpkins. One for her, one for Luke, and one for baby Bradley. 

“Momma! Braddie and Lukey Bears pumpkins are full!” She ran over to you and Bradley with candy falling from their pumpkins. 

Bradley took the pumpkins and started to eat the candy from them. You slapped his arm. “What babe? They’re not old enough to eat it yet. We can’t let it go to waste?” He started to laugh.

You all made it back home to out the boys down for a nap. You all rejoined the party.

You and Bradley played some of the games and mingled with your friends.

Hangman and Austin stole Bradley for a game. Everyone made teams of three. There were 6 teams. One team member was going to be a mummy while the other two team members wrapped the one in toilet paper.

Everyone had 45 seconds to make a mummy.

Once the timer started Bradley stood still as Austin and Hangman ran around him with toilet paper.

“WHY DID WE PICK THE BIGGEST DUDE TO BE THE MUMMY?” Hangman yelled as he ran around Bradley.

“You’re the one who wanted him to be it!” Austin yelled as he sprinted in circles around Bradley.

”SHUT UP AND HURRY UP, GUYS!” Bradley yelled at the both of them.

You and Phoenix laughed as you kept track of the time. “10 Seconds!” Phoenix yelled.

“SHIT!” Hangman panicked. “SHUT UP, SERESIN. THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!” Bradley yelled at him.

“STOP!!” Phoenix yelled. You and her went and judged the mummies. Everyone was covered completely, but Bradley. He still had a human head and his arms were ripping out of the toilet paper.

“Well I know who is getting last place.” Phoenix laughed.

Bradley looked at the guys annoyed, “You guys suck!” He started to laugh. “Now take this TP off of me and re-roll it. I am not wasting this.”

The party went on and you all danced together to the Halloween playlist.

When everyone left, you, Phoenix, and Austin started to clean up the house. You didn’t know where Bradley, Hangman, and Leia were.

The three of you finally found them, Bradley and Hangman passed out under a table with Leia and candy wrappers everywhere.

You placed a kiss on Bradley and Leia’s head. “Like father, Like Daughter. Happy Halloween, Party Animals.”

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Happy Halloween, my friends! I am sorry I haven’t been posting! And I am really sorry if this sucked 😭 I have been away for a mental health clinic and I have been so drained mentally, physically, and emotionally. I promise to be posting more soon for HLG! Thank you for being here and I love you all so much! Be safe and ALWAYS CHECK YOUR CANDY!! 👻🎃❤️

Halloween Party guests are in the comments 🎃

[rpking99]

Elasta Girl's Biggest Fan

OPEN RP

You had done it! How? .... Who knows, but you had done it!

You'd won the contest! Meaning you where able to finally meet her. Your hero, the amazing and wonderful.... Elasta Girl!

A chance to hang out with your hero? Who wouldn't die for that?!

The doors slowly opened and she walked in. Heels clicking, hips swaying. Nylon under suit hugging her thighs, silver spadex sparkling. Ass jiggling, breasts bouncing

The wonderful Elasta Girl was here!

"So... You're the contest winner, right? I'm Elasta Girl, nice to meet ya!" She smiled and nodded, a cheerful brilliance in her voice

[fatherphaniel]

ok i found the shirts

heading for rat girl summer so true

[ghouljams]

Hiii! hope you're doing good <33

Lil qs (ignore if you want) Any suggestions for a Halloween costume? But it can't be scary or like actually horror cus fam and there's gonna be a lotta kids so uh ya :') First time actually being able to dress up so i need ideas T^T

Thank you <3

I have many ideas.

First idea: Elasta-girl from the incredibles. Very easy, red shirt, black pants/skirt, black gloves and boots. Make or print the little incredibles symbol and stick it on your chest. Easy peasy

Second Idea: Dust Bunny. Grab some rabbit ears and a swiffer duster. Pop some little whiskers on your face. Done.

Third Idea: Vampire. Get all the red and black clothing you can find, look at some goth inspo on pinterest, hit up spirit halloween for some scarecrow vampire fangs, throw on some makeup (red lipstick, dark circles under your eyes), instant vampire.

Fourth idea: Mad Scientist. Get a lab coat and some vials you can pop a cork in. Fill up those vials with colored water and hand them out to the kids as "experiments" that may or may not give them super powers. Some goggles and a good laugh will sell it

[ho-ho-homosxual]

I was watching Incredibles 2 and i'm gonna be honest I rally thought the second act low point would be mr. incredible finding out the elasta girl was having an affair with with business dude's sister, the lesbian, and i'm kinda disappointed that that isn't the plot.

[newlifeprojects]

aztan elasta :D

[eternaljonathan]

Arttrade: Elasta genie

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[judeswhore]

Ceballos better not try anything with Jude imma stretch my foot from halfway across the world like elasta girl and connect my boot to his teeth if he moves weird

😭😭

[spushii]

Anne's top 9 first-time listen EPs of 2022! (In no particular order)

Last year I only did a 2x2, but I listened to a lot of fantastic EPs this year and wanted to include more of them :)

Bloodsport EP - Protocol (2019)

Literally one of the best hardcore punk releases of all time. One of the best punk releases in general, honestly. So fucking apt, so hard-hitting, so hardcore.

Top Track: De-Militarized Zone

Horrors of 1999 - Ho99o9 (2015)

This one might be my favorite Ho99o9 release? It leans very much into the punk edge of their music which is more to my personal taste, though I've consistently loved everything I've heard from them.

Top Track: Savage Heads

dissection lesson Split - Home is Where / Record Setter (2022)

Ohh god this thing. this fucking split gutted me. My life will never be the same. Listen to it Now.

Top Track: names

Surf - Goth - Desmond Doom (2022)

I've seen this artist described as 'Joy Division meets The Smiths' which is a red flag if I've ever seen one, but I can't deny that the music is fantastic. The kinda 'doomerism' lyrical content is really not for me but I love the sound.

Top Track: Now That You're Gone

Crime as forgiven by - Against Me! (2001)

A lot of what's on here is earlier versions of tracks that would end up on Reinventing Axl Rose, but for the first ever Against Me! release (to my knowledge?) this shit is so fucking good. I'm a huge fan of this version of the tracks that would eventually be remastered for debut album, but the tracks unique to this release are absolute treasures as well. Really worth a listen.

Top Track: Burn

hot cross buns - Weevildoing (2021)

An artist I discovered from them making the first (and only good) Walten Files fansong! I Hadn't listened to any of their original music until this year, but I'm very glad I did eventually!

Top Track: Machine Girl

Stone Fruit - Left at London (2022)

A very new sound for Left at London, very low-fi, but it really really clicks with me. This is on-par with TIAPFYH to me.

Top Track: XL

Elasta - Malimpliki (2015)

Why does Japan have such a kickass hardcore scene? Why is Malimpliki specifically so fucking good? Can their music be slightly more accessible than their one Bandcamp EP and the angels who dump their music into YouTube please?

Top Track: Malliberejo

steel patch EP - tassel (2022)

The long-awaited debut Tassel EP...... and god it lives up to expectation. I only just listened to this one for the first time so I'll need another few listens to really settle on my opinion and what I love about it, but I already know these are going to be some of my favorite songs for the next long while.

Top Track: steel patch

[ahappyphjl]

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[vintage4eyes]

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