#einsteins

[anyatomy]

just ordered the wrong thing at a fast food place. its literally so over for a guy like me

[pit-crew-chronicles]

Why on Earth did they turn the pit lights off during opening ceremonies. We are all using flashlights to run systems checks.

[kensatou]

gritty both capturing the zeitgeist as usual AND educating me on the availability of free flow butter at american cinemas

[politikwatch]

#Hubble-Konstante: Forscher stellen #Einsteins #Gravitationstheorie #infrage

[badangle]

what if you were my idol turned best friend who everyone in the league knew i was completely gone for. and what if i drafted you first on the team i was captaining for the all star game after begging the captains going before me not to pick you. and what if absolutely nobody was surprised. what if the emcee and tate mcrae already knew who i Wanted Before Going To Bed last night and i was so crazypossessive even sports writers knew i’d pulverise anyone who took you from me. and what if i told reporters after that this was my longtime dream come true. and what if you said all you wanted to do now was to make your captain happy, and told the boys that you Listen to your captain. and what if… after all that... you put my hoodie on and did a live interview in front of god and gary bettman.

[incognit0slut]

WE ARE SO BACK??!! I can’t believe I get to fangirl over him while he’s employed😭😭😭

[bouncinghedgehoghasattitude]

[republikkkanorcs]

[onesownwill]

#onesownwill #motivation #motivationalquotes #inspiration #inspirationalquotes #quotes #dailyquotes #alberteinstein #alberteinsteinquote #alberteinsteinquotes #alberteinştein #alberteinsteinfrases #albert #einstein #einsteins #einsteinquotes #einsteinfact #einstein640 #einsteinbagels #babyeinstein #einsteinquote #women #womensupportingwomen #womensday #womenempowerment #womenshistorymonth #womeninbusiness #womenempoweringwomen #woman #womanpower https://www.instagram.com/p/CqKB3TuNMWW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kafkasapartment]

"Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the great mystery into which we were born."

- attributed to Albert Einstein

[wigglybunfish]

What if i drew grown up Little Einsteins. If i drew Big Einsteins what then

[jhinthony]

Time is relative; its only worth depends upon what we do as it is passing.

ID: Digital Good Omens Fanart; 4 paintings of Aziraphale and Crowley through different eras The upper left corner shows them in the Ottoman Empire in the 1890s, both of them are wearing şalvar, vests and gömlek. Aziraphale is reaching for a plate of güllac that Crowley is holding out to him. The bottom left corner shows Aziraphale and Crowley presenting female and wearing 1960s american fashion. Crowley is leaning smugly towards Aziraphale, dressed as a beatnik. Aziraphale has one hand resting against Crowleys chest, while the other is dabbing a handkerchief at their cheek. Their face is covered with lipstick marks. Aziraphale is dressed in upperclass fashion. The top right shows Aziraphale and Crowley as they appeared in the 1827 Edinburgh flashback. They're walking arm in arm while Crowley is looking over at Aziraphale who is looking excitedly at falling snowflakes. The bottom right shows them dressed for the american southwest. Aziraphale is presenting male and Crowley female. End ID.

[pit-crew-chronicles]

Nothing really broke in the Archimedes matches or the Einstein ones for Alliance 6/the Archimedes Alliance except for that last match we had. I think everyone saw that. Iron Claw’s intake was trashed during our last Einstein match. Afterwards their pit crew said it has fallen out of place before in earlier competitions, but it has never shattered like it had in Einstein. The polycarb for their intake had shattered completely in half.

[spongebobssquarepants]

[o-hora-o]

:p

[j-psilas]

Will we ever get anything quite like Code Geass again?

I don't think it's possible.

Code Geass is Japanese nationalist propaganda disguised as a global political drama, disguised as a military mecha show, disguised as yaoibait, disguised as a teen melodrama, disguised as a high school romcom, disguised as a Pizza Hut commercial...

...except those layers aren't layers at all, but are instead comingled in a giant snake ball of insanity.

The lead writer, Ichirō Ōkouchi, only ever worked as an episode writer for other shows prior to Code Geass, and never took the helm of an anime series ever again. And it shows. [EDIT: Several people have pointed out his other lead writing credits to me. So I misread Wikipedia—sue me. I maintain that this guy is a better episode writer than he is a lead writer.]

The minute-to-minute pacing is impeccable from a mechanical standpoint, with tension and stakes rising to ever-higher peaks, balanced out by the slow simmers of the b-plot and c-plot. It keeps the viewer on the edge of their seat at all times. Meanwhile, the large-scale plot is the most off-the-wall middle school nonsense I've ever seen, continually surprising the viewer by pulling twists too dumb to have ever have been on their radar���and therefore more effective in terms of raw shock value.

"Greenlight it!" was the mantra of this anime's production. It must have been. It has, in no particular order, all of the following:

Character designs from CLAMP, the foremost yaoi/BL group in Japan at the time—for characters who are only queer insofar as they can bait the audience, and only straight insofar as they can be more misogynist to the female cast.

Speaking of the female cast, hoo boy the fanservice. We've all seen anime girls breast boobily, with many cases more egregious than Code Geass, but there's something special about it happening immediately after—or sometimes in the middle of!—scenes of military conflict and ethnic cleansing.

Pizza Hut product placement everywhere, in every conceivable situation. High-speed chases, light slice-of-life scenes, intimate character moments, all of it. Gotta have Pizza Hut.

The anime-only Pizza Hut mascot, Cheese-kun. He wears a fedora.

The most hilarious approximations of European names—which I would love to see more often, frankly. Names like, I dunno, "Count Schnitzelgrübe zi Blanquezzio."

A depiction of China that is wholly removed from any modern reality, with red-and-gold pagodas, ornamental robes, scheming eunuchs, and a brainwashed child empress. There's a character named General Tsao, like the chicken.

Inappropriate free-form jazz in the soundtrack, intruding at the most unexpected times.

A secret cabal not unlike the Illuminati, run by an immortal shota with magic powers, holding influence all across the world, at the highest levels of government. They matter for approximately three episodes.

An unexpected insert scene of a schoolgirl using the corner of a table to masturbate. She's doing it to thoughts of her crush, the princess Euphemia—because she believes Euphemia to be as racist as she herself is, and that gets her off. This interrupts an unrelated scene of our protagonist faction planning their next move, which then resumes as if uninterrupted.

Said schoolgirl, in a fit of hysteria, threatens to detonate a worse-than-nuclear bomb in the middle of her school. She then goes on to develop an even more destructive version of that bomb, and become a war criminal, in a chain of cause-and-effect stemming from the moment she finds out that Euphemia wasn't actually that racist.

A character called "the Earl of Pudding."

A premise that asks us to believe that the name Lelouch is normal enough that he didn't need to change it when he went into hiding as an ordinary civilian. "No, that's not Prince Strimbleford von Vanquish! That's our classmate, Strimbleford Smith."

The collective unconscious, a la Carl Jung, within which the protagonist fights his villainous father for control over the fate of humankind. After this is over, the anime just keeps going for about ten more episodes.

An episode in which a mech tosses a giant pizza.

A gay yandere sleeper agent who can manipulate the perception of time.

Chess being played very badly, even to the untrained eye. Lelouch frequently checkmates his opponent by moving his king. This goes hand-in-hand with the anime's crock of bad chess symbolism.

A fictional drug that can most succinctly be described as "nostalgia heroin."

Roller-skating mecha in knightly armor, and some of the most sickass mecha fight choreography that I've seen.

I could go on and on, but I think you get the picture. This anime is what the average Westerner in 2006 thought anime was, and it was made in a confluence of factors that cannot be replicated. I've never had so much fun watching something that I found so... insulting. Repugnant. Ridiculous. Baffling. I love it sincerely.

Catch me cosplaying Lloyd Asplund at a con sometime, or maybe even the big gay loser himself, Lelouch vi Britannia.