#ehh suggestive ahh shit

[wyrm-with-a-why]

Hear me out let’s say Tfa Megop is happening and the two are gonna smash, Optimus(you know the tiny little guy) is like “I’m gonna fuck you up” and Megatron who survived many battle was a slave turned gladiator like a very strong man is like “bet lmao”

He is dead by the times it’s over. Optimus rails him into oblivion and doesn’t stop at just one round. Megatron cancels any meetings he has the next day

Optimus has to take care of his princess because he shattered him🥰

[wordsarelife]

"why are you always flirting in near death situations?" With Mattheo and bestie reader or girlfriend reader please. I love your imagined so much and this is my first time requesting 🥺

—willow

pairing: mattheo riddle x fem!reader

summary: mattheo has a brilliant idea for a date.. not

warnings: mentions of sex, a bit suggestive but no actual smut

notes: this was so fun to write anon, thank you!! please send more of these asks in the future! at the moment i mostly enjoy writing for mattheo or theo (or theo and belle -> from my fic call it what you want)

"this was the stupidest idea ever" you mumbled walking next to mattheo "you really outdid yourself this time"

"isn't it romantic?" he gestured in the air around you

you looked around confused "horrifying is more the word i would use"

"don't be so negative all the time" mattheo outstretched his arm and intertwined your fingers "this is the perfect spot for a quickie" he smirked

"you disgust me" you rolled your eyes, while still watching around you uncertain. mattheo had dragged you outside for a walk. in the forbidden forest. at night. "you really are pushing your luck"

"ahh" mattheo almost made a noise that sounded like a giggle "you wouldn't leave me"

"go on with that behaviour and you'll find out" you smiled sarcastically. mattheo relaxed when you squeezed his hand "can we please go back now?" you muttered

"are you scared?" mattheo laughed

"of course not" you shook your head "i just don't want to explain why my boyfriend disappeared"

"are you planning to murder me?"

"no body, no crime" you shrugged

"yeah.." mattheo trailed off and you grew suspicious

"matty?" you asked

"huh?"

"you do know where we are... right?"

"pfff" mattheo looked behind you "of course" he raised his arm to point in a general direction "there's that thing back there"

"you have no idea" you sighed, more to yourself than to him

"i was busy looking at you"

"don't do this right now" you breathed "this is just great" you turned around, trying to find a hint of the way that would lead you back to the castle "did you never read hansel and gretel?"

"what?" he asked flabbergasted

"the muggle tale about the siblings getting lost in the forest, who find their way back using bread crumbs" you got a bit heated and started speaking louder

"no?" mattheo replied offended "why would i?"

"because we are in the exact same position as they were, aren't we? where are our bread crumbs?"

"i'm not sure what you mean, the kitchen has been closed for hours" he said confused

"i'm not talking about actual bread crumbs" you replied frustrated while messaging the space between your eyebrows.

"ooh, yeah.. i understand what you mean" matty nodded and for a short second you had the hope that he put a bit of planning into this idiotic idea "whatever the equivalent of bread crumbs is.. i did not bring it" mattheo admitted and shrank under your gaze

"did you bring anything? a map at least?"

"ehh.. no"

"what was your plan exactly, matty?" you crossed your arms

"well" mattheo said, scratching his neck "my plan was to come here and have sex behind a tree. yeah.. that was it"

"do you ever think with your head?"

"not about you, no"

"okay" you tried to calm yourself down "i'm gonna get us out of here"

"i'm so proud to have such a brilliant girlfriend"

"flattering won't get you anywhere tonight, baby" even though his strategy didn't work, mattheo was glad that you didn't seem as angry as before

"sure" he nodded "what are we gonna do"

"first we're--" you paused, suddenly noticing something that send a shiver down your spine

"baby?" mattheo asked, confused why you had suddenly stopped talking "is everything alright?"

"no" you shook your head, before you grabbed his arms, gently turning him around so he could see what you did

"shit" mattheo said as he noticed the webs and the signs, that had warnings of spiders plastered all over them

"this is my worst nightmare" you panicked. there was nothing, really nothing in the world you were more scared of than spiders. mattheo knew that. his eyes softened as he noticed you shaking and grabbing at his hand.

"don't worry" mattheo whispered to calm you down, suddenly remembering something very important "i did bring a map" he took out a parchment and held it in your direction. theo had been as impressed as you by mattheo's stupid idea, so he had drawn a map, just to make sure you both would survive the night. "theo coulnd't talk me out of it, but he gave me this"

"i need to tell theo that i love him" you said relieved. theo's handwriting was neat, so you had no problem to read what he had drawn.

"this kinda turns me off, baby"

you send mattheo a look. "you better be kidding. why are you even turned on in the first place?"

"you look so hot in that dress" mattheo smiled "my pretty lady" he kissed you on the neck longingly

"why are you always flirting in near death situations?" you asked, impressed how he was still able to concentrate on sex while you were literally surrounded by possible danger

"we're not dying, are we?"

"i suppose?"

"i will never not get turned on by you as long as i can breath"

"matty" you giggled as he sucked on your sweet spot "i'm not gonna have sex with you right now and definitely not here"

"too bad" mattheo acted disappointed "how about my room? i'll get rid of theo"

"don't you think he already did enough for us tonight?" you asked, raising theo's map "we can go to my room" you sighed "but get us out of here first"

"yes ma'am"

[hyuneskkami]

✮⋆˙ LO$ER=LO♡ER

⤷ haikyū!! boys (multiple) x fem!reader

masterlist

♡ fandom | haikyū!!

♡ includes | rintaro suna x f!reader. atsumu miya x f!reader. kotaro bokuto x f!reader. keiji akaashi x f!reader. (separate pairings/drabbles)

♡ warnings | swearing (in suna’s and akaashi’s), loser boyfriend behaviour (in bokuto’s), nicknames (‘babe’, ‘my girl’, etc. in suna’s and akaashi’s), i-love-you’s, very very very short but effective as fuck (it’s literally all 100-200 words each but I loved the endings help), not proofread as always, lmk if I made any mistakes anywhere.

♡ a/n | my favourite inarizaki and fukurōdani boys!!!!! also I kinda projected onto y/n’s personality so i’m acc sorry if it doesn’t cater to your exact personality 😭 and they’re drabbles for a reason but still: they’re so short help 💀 anyway, suna and akaashi’s were inspired by this post (more parts coming soon!)

♡ wc | 1k

(りんたろう 。。。RINTARŌ SUNA !

“delete that!” I shrieked, launching myself at my boyfriend’s body.

he held his phone out of reach and said, “but babe, I like the picture—”

“rin! that picture is so bad—at least let me get pretty, and then we can go out. then you take some pictures and look at them forever, or whatever.” I grumbled, folding my hands over my chest and flopping down onto the couch.

“but you always look pretty,” he looked down at me, before tumbling onto my lap.

“shut up.”

“but you do! even when you think you don’t look pretty, you do! especially when you’re napping or doing stupid shit without me or bullying ‘tsumu into buying you ramen at 2 in the night, and it makes me fall flat on my face, everyday, knowing I get to wake up to such a beautiful person by my side,” he said, fondly, and grinned. rintarō suna grinned at me! wait. i’m his girlfriend. why am I simping over that?

words failed me, so I just resorted to turning bright red and grumbling. “yeah. whatever. shut up—”

he pecked my cheek and sat back.

unable to conceal my red cheeks and wide eyes, I stood up, smacking his head, and walked to the kitchen.

“oi! don’t ‘whatever’ me! I love you!” he yelled, and stood up, continuing to follow me as I giggled to myself.

宮 みや 侑 あつむ 。。。ATSUMU MIYA !

“y/n, I swear to god, stop diving–” osamu started.

“IT’S LITERALLY MY JOB, SHUT UP–”

“YOU GOT ENOUGH PRACTICE, YOU’LL HURT YOUR TINY SELF–”

“oi oi oiii, don’t call my girl tiny,” atsumu, my personal favourite miya twin, said, walking onto the court with three bentōs and water bottles. he pecked my check.

“huh? she started it!” osamu pointed an accusatory finger at me.

I blew a raspberry in his face, sticking my tongue out.

“oho, I see the team is here, eh? spiker, setter, and libero, mm?” kita’s voice rang out, his smug tone not going unnoticed.

I groaned. “don’t you dare let akagi-senpai hear that. I will kill myself if he hears it. I don’t need a skilled, official libero flaming behind me.”

“after akagi-san graduates, we’ll probably die trying to find a proper libero, ehh,” osamu said.

“what if we disguise n/n as a guy?” atsumu suggested. I slapped his arm, catching onto his idea.

“dude! yes!” I screamed.

“bro! I love you so much!” ‘tsumu shrieked, grinning.

“ahh, to be young, to dream, and to be in love,” kita sighed behind us.

��くと こうたろう 。。。KŌTARŌ BOKUTO !

“i’m not fixing him, i’m making him worse,” I smiled.

“are you talking about bokuto or your toys?” akaashi raised his brow. “you’re supposed to say, ‘I can fix him’, not ‘i’m not fixing him’.” he groaned. “god knows he needs it!”

“excuse me?!” bokuto screeched, walking into the living room with two bowls of popcorn, feigning shock.

“kashi! don’t say that to my baby,” I frowned. “you’re an absolute angel, c’mere, baby.” I made grabby motions at bokuto. he grinned at me, turned around to stick his tongue out at akaashi, and handed him a bowl of popcorn. akaashi pretended to gag, but accepted the bowl and started scarfing down the popcorn without hesitation.

“he’s just jealous he doesn’t have a y/n,” bokuto grumbled after sitting down beside me, and hiding his face in my neck.

“I see her everyday anyway, and I don’t need another, honestly. she’s chaotic as it is,” he said, halfway through finishing his bowl. I flashed him a toothy grin and stole some popcorn from bokuto’s bowl.

he handed the entire bowl over to me, and mumbled, looking anywhere but at me, “itwasforyouinthefirstplace.” I still saw his red ears and giggled.

“bro, you’ve been with her for two years,” akaashi pointed out. “you still get nervous talking to her, just like the first time, eh–”

“shhh, kashi! let me enjoy one of japan’s top aces getting flustered over popcorn–it’s cute.”

“youreluckyIloveyou!”

“what was that? i’m sorry, I didn’t quite hear you–”

after that, bokuto whined and akaashi teased him, and I could only look at them and smile, till the movie ended.

akaashi moved to his bedroom while I walked up the stairs and flopped down onto bokuto’s soft mattress, melting into it.

he was already sound asleep beside me, passing out as soon as his body had hit the bed around an hour ago. I rolled closer to him, and threw both my legs over his blanket-covered ones, lying in an odd diagonal position across the bed.

I opened tumblr on my phone to scroll through my dash before sleeping. I chuckled at the first post that showed up, reblogged it, and fell asleep.

あかあし 。。。KEIJI AKAASHI !

keiji came over around an hour ago to my dorm after his volleyball practice with the boys ended late. after he took a shower and came out half-naked, we fell onto the couch in the living room together, wrapped in a blanket together with the air conditioning at its lowest temperature.

he was lying to the inner side of the couch on his side and I layed down right in front of him, on my side too.

“I can feel you staring. it’s creepy as fuck,” I said, turning around to look at him in the dim light of the room illuminated solely by the television playing some show.

“i’m not even allowed to look at my girl now? geez,” he rolled his eyes, continuing to gaze lazily at my face. my breathing quickened at the short distance, and I was sure he could tell.

“don’t look at me with those eyes,” I whispered.

“what eyes?” he smirked, leaning in.

kozumesphone © 2024 | don’t repost my works onto other platforms, or edit and post them even on tumblr, without asking me first • don’t steal my works, steal my heart instead • reblogs and comments are more than appreciated !

[violetlou2020]

DAY 02 of @flufftober2021

Sneaking Out Together

Title: In this Moment [Chapter 1]

Author: Vividly_Violet

Fandom: Tokyo Revengers | 東京卍リベンジャーズ

Rating: General

Relationship: Mikey | Sano Manjirou/Takemitchy | Hanagaki Takemichi, Mitsuya Takashi & Takemitchy | Hanagaki Takemichi, Hanagaki Takemichi & Toman Gang

Word Count: 1864

Chapter 1

School just ended and Takemichi wanted nothing more than to go home, eat dinner and then pass out on his bed. It's been a tiring week what with the constant chaos his life has turned out since joining Toman and subsequently dating its leader.

Even before he joined the gang he was already a trouble magnet as the rest likes to call him. Attracting unwanted attention especially from other delinquents that has him ending up bruised and hurting, it's made 10x worst with Mikey added in the equation since anyone who has a grudge against Tomans president or wanted to increase their street cred keeps targeting him since word got out of their relationship thanks to said leader blabbering their status to everyone they meet as a form of showing his possessiveness.

He also has a very punchable face as Baji would laughingly put it and Chifuyu couldn't even refute nor defend him from that statement. At least tomorrow was the weekend. The mizo middle all have different plans for tomorrow, Toman doesn't have any scheduled meeting or any upcoming fight, Mikey and his sister along with their Grandfather are suppose to go on a trip today according to Hina who heard it from Emma herself. So no clingy boyfriend trying to monopolize his time. Finally. A weekend all to himself.

Or so he thought.

"What are you all doing here?" he asked flatly at the crowd gathered in front of his house.

"Takemitchy~ why a sleep over of course!" Mikey exclaimed excitedly.

"Sleepover? I didn't hear any of this. Weren't you and your family supposed to be on some trip." the teen exclaimed.

"Bailed on them, why do I have to hang out with them when I can spent my time with you." Takemichi blushed at that but shook his head. No he will not fall for Mikey's cliche yet none the less sweet words.

"But why at my house, no one informed me of any sleep over."

"Huh, didn't Mikey texted you." Draken asked.

"I didn't received any." Draken turned Mikey.

"Oi didn't I tell you to inform Takemitchy." the taller teen smacked their leaders head.

"Ehh I forgot. Uhhg you keep hitting me, that's why I keep forgetting things." Mikey whined.

"You've been hit by a freaking metal pipe before, the hell does my smack have anything to do with you not texting Takemitchy." Draken hissed at the shorter boy.

"It does so!"

"Why you—"

"I guess we couldn't impose on you like this." Mitsuya said side eying their commander and vice commander who were now pulling at each others hair.

"Who cares we're here, might as well get on with it." Baji said pushing himself from the crowd towards the front door before Chifuyu stopped him.

"Baji-san we came here unannounced. That's rude."

"Sorry for the trouble." Mitsuya apologized. Bless the only reasonable man in Toman, Takemichi thought.

"Ahh no no, don't apologize Mitsuya-kun, it's okay. We can uhh have the sleep over." Takemichi quickly said.

"You don't have to—"

"No, no its really okay. You guys are already here. It'll be rude to turn you away plus— wait where are they?"

"Huh? Oh those guys." the pale lavender haired teen sighed and face palmed as he watch his friends make their way into the house without letting its resident welcome them in.

"How'd you open the door!" the awfully blonde haired teen exclaimed.

"I have a copy pf your key!" said Mikey spinning the key on his finger.

"How!?"

After Takemichi successfully convinced Draken to take the key and compromising that he'll be the one holding it, much to Mikey's pouting or threat all of them gathered in the spacious living room.

"So what are we gonna do?"

There was a chorus of "Movies"

"Video Games"

"Board Games"

"Food"

There was a short pause. Everyone looking at each other and before you knew it the gang erupted into a shouting match on what to do first with Mikey loudly whining about being hungry as he threw wrappers on the others head and Baji almost breaking a vase. It continued for a while until Takemichi had enough of it.

"SHUT UP!"

Everyone quieted down, not used to seeing the crybaby loose their temper except for when Mikey and Draken broke some of his stuff but even then the pair couldn't take it seriously because of the dog shit situation.

"But I'm hungry." Mikey whined. Takemichi dragged his hand across his face. He went to the kitchen and came back with a pack of cookies.

"Here. Share." he glared as he handed it out to his boyfriend who reluctantly had the others get one before hoarding the rest to himself and nibbling on the treat.

"I guess that's the extent you're willing to share."

"Why don't we play some video games while others the boardgames before dinner then we can watch a movie after. How does that sound?" Mitsuya, being the only rational person in the group suggested.

"Tch fine." grumbled Baji.

"That sounds okay." Chifuyu said as he swatted his captains hands from taking his cookie. Draken shrugged in acceptance while Mikey gave a thumbs up as he stuffed his face with more cookies.

Takemichi gave Mitsuya a grateful look before showing Chifuyu where the video games and board games were stored.

"Ahh shit. I forgot, I don't have much in the fridge right now. I was planning on doing the groceries tomorrow but I guess I'll have to do it today."

"I'll come along with you. Might as well help out." The second division captain offered.

"Ahh thank you so much Mitsuya-kun! I'll meet you outside then, just let me change out of my uniform."

After Takemichi changed he rushed downstairs and shouted at Draken to keep the damage to his house to a minimum before grabbing Mitsuya's offered helmet and mounting the bike. The pair then drove off to the nearest grocery store.

🔹🔹🔹

After thirty minutes or so the pair returned to a still standing Hanagaki residence much to their relief even thou there were scattered scrabble pieces lying everywhere, Chifuyu sitting on Baji's back as he and Draken Play Mario Cart, the first division captain struggling to remove his vice off him and chess pieces in the fridge when Takemichi went to put away some of the stuff they bought.

"Why are there chess pieces in my fridge?"

"Mikey was being a brat, he put them there after he lost. Against Baji of all people. Now he's sulking at some corner." Draken explained without taking his eyes of the screen.

"I was not, Baji was cheating!" came Mikeys protest from the corner of the room. He was not sulking there. He just thought that the plant was better company than his friends. Takemichi just laughed nervously at them at least nothing was broken before going back to the kitchen to prepare their dinner. Mitsuya was already there preparing the rice. After he placed it on the rice cooker the two worked together to making karage.

"This is the last batch." Mitsuya said as he placed the floured chickens on the pan.

"Ahh thanks, can you ask the others to prepare the table. I'm also finishing up the side dishes."

"Sure."

It was Chifuyu and Draken who came up to set the table working carefully to not disrupt the two who were finishing up their cooking. Takemichi placed the bowl of Kinpira gobo — a salad made of braised burdock root and carrot — in the middle besides the platter of karage before washing up and removing his apron.

"Dinners ready!" he called out and Mikey and Baji came running to the kitchen.

"Calm down you dogs." Draken scowled, taking his seat besides Mitsuya.

"Ahhh this smells so good."

"Huh, You and Mitsuya sure are housewife material." Baji cackled as he shoved a piece of chicken in his mouth. Takemichi's eye twitched at the comment while Mitsuya remained unfazed.

"Hey if they're gonna be housewives I call dibs on Takemitchy." Mikey declared. Takemichi choked on his rice at the declaration while the others just collectively rolled their eyes.

"You— you can't just say stuff like that!"

After they ate, the group dragged some spare futons from the closet down the hallway and set it in the middle of the livingroom, pushing the couch back to fit it in. They then proceeded to raid Takemichi's room, his parents and even the guests room of its pillows. And dumping it all in the middle to create a small mountain of fluffy pillows which Mikey promptly jumped in to.

The rest of the night was spent on watching movies from horror films to comedy to some action films with a little disturbance along the way with popcorns being thrown and pillows hitting some faces that erupted into a pillow fight. But for the most part, the gang had fun till they all passed out in the living room at around 1 in the morning, Mitsuya being the last to fall asleep had the been the one to turn off the television.

🔹🔹🔹

Takemichi batted at the finger prodding at his cheek. After some time where the prodding hasn't ceased he groggily opened his eyes and was met with deep bottomless dark ones staring at him. He almost shrieked in surprise if it weren't for Mikey covering his mouth.

"Shhh" Mikey shushed and mouthed 'come' before he stood and made his way to the front door. Takemichi carefully extracted himself from Chifuyu's hold, the other teen had rolled to his side and clung to his arms. He placed a pillow in place of himself and chuckled when he heard his partner mumble 'baji' under his breath.

"Why are we sneaking out like this?" he whispered as he put on his shoes.

"No reason~" Mikey smiled as he pulled his boyfriend out the door who was struggling to put on the other pair of his shoes.

"Mi— Mikey-kun!"

"Shhh you might wake up the others. Now get your bike." Takemichi rolled his eyes but nonetheless locked the front door and pulled out his bicycle which Draken had thankfully fixed after breaking it again for who knew how many times already.

They rode is silence enjoying the cold breeze that wafted their face. The street was dead with the occasional business men staggering home, drunk or exhausted or both who knew. After a while Mikey pulled on his shirt and pointed to a konbini.

"Doroyaki, I want some Doroyaki."

"You woke me up for this?" Takemichi said exasperated but still followed his boyfriend inside.

Four packets of Doroyaki later the pair rode off again with no destination in mind just enjoying each other's company. A few minutes later just when he thought worriedly that Mikey has fallen asleep because of the quiet, he felt strong arms wrap around his waist. He almost swerved his bicycle but quickly righted himself.

"Mikey-kun?"

"Hmm can we be like this forever." Mikey sleepily mumbled against his back.

"I don't know about forever but we can stay like this for as long as you want or when my legs gives up peddling."

[twstwonderlandstuff]

Jamil with a doting and loving little sister

why the fuck does this exist- i dont fucking know

Spoilers for Scary Halloween Event ahead!

“Karin!” A young girl with long, dark hair yelled. “Please don’t run!”

“Eh? But aren’t you excited to see your big brother, Aniq?” Karin shot back, her loose, white hair flitting through the air. “I can’t wait to see what Scarabia’s doing for Halloween this year~!”

“I am too, but...” Aniq forcefully pulled Karin back, leaving Aniq to pout. “I can’t have you ruining the Asim family name looking like that.”

“Eh? But I’m the 12th, it’s not that important.” Karin dragged out, dramatically walking back towards her right-hand (wo)man/best friend. Pouting, she reluctantly let Aniq tidy her appearance- carefully tying the whit turban back in place, tugging the aqua-blue sleeveless top so it covers her decently, making sure the matching colored parachute pants reach her bottoms and shining the golden jewel that rests on her sandals it’s Jasmine.

“There, much better.” Aniq gave her a once over, satisfied at the appearance. “Wait, let me do yours too!” Karin insisted, roughly cleaning Aniq’s image. 

“Ah, don’t-” Aniq gave up, letting the girl do as she pleased- well, it’s not like anyone can see them, right? Just in case, Aniq gave the room they were in (Karin’s room) a onceover, glad that nothing was amiss.

In contrast to Karin, Aniq wore a very simple black cloak that draped gracefully over her shoulders and a collared, midi-length, grey dress that has buttons running its entire length. For a pop of color, orange, curly-toed shoes line her feet (it’s a witch)

“There~ you look better, see?” Karin grinned. “Now we can both look good!”

“Well, I guess... thanks.” Aniq replied, twirling around. “Well then, my lady, shall we go?” She teasingly asked, offering Karin an arm.

“But of course. We can’t have our brother’s anxiously wait for our arrival, can’t we?” Karin answered in kind, looping her arm in hers. 

“They don’t even know we’re coming, how are they supposed to wait?” Aniq sighed. “I wonder if this is really ok...”

“It’s fine, chill. My dad already said ok, and I forced your parents to take you with me!” Karin casually replied, stepping out of the room. A glare from Aniq made her soften her voice.

"You and your abuse of power...” Aniq sighed. “If my parents knew I told you to...”

“Hihihi... ahh, just relax already! We’re going to have fun, and you are prohibited from being anxious, do you understand?! This is a command straight from the master herself, okay?!” Karin commanded, booping Aniq’s nose.

“Hai hai~” The two of them laughed good-naturedly, chatting light-heartedly about other things.

*

"Woah!” Karin exclaimed. “Is this what NRC looks like when it’s Halloween?! It looks so cool...!”

“I know right?!” Aniq noticed a man with what seems like bandages, but made into clothes on him. “Oh, there’s a guy sitting there- let’s ask him for the directions of the Scarabia dorms- oh wait, isn’t that the dorm leader of Octavinelle?”

“Hmm, maybe? I think I remember someone looking like that when we came here last year.” Karin hummed, walking placentally towards the guy. “Excuse me, do you know where the Scarabia venues are?”

"Oh, welcome and happy Halloween. Yes, they are located in the Mystery shop.” Azul explained. “Do you have anything else to add?”

“No, that’s all. Thank you, and happy Halloween!” Aniq replied, flashing him a quick thank you smile before leaving with Karin. 

“Eh, you remember the way?”

“Duh~ I mean, do I not have good memory?” Aniq flexed lightly, grinning.

“Oh yeah, you helped me cheat on that test one time-”

“Ahhh shaddup don’t talk about that!” 

“Eh- but you’re the that brought up the topic!” Karin argued back.

“No, you did! I didn’t say a word about tests!”

“Oh yeah.. ahaha...”

“Ah, what am I going to do with you?” Aniq sighed, shaking her head and smiling. 

*

“There they are- oh...” Aniq’s spirit dissipated after seeing to long, long line that stood in front of the Mystery Shop. “H...how are we supposed to find big bro and Kalim-san now...?”

“Ahh, I don’t know...” Karin echoed, sighing sadly. “But I’m so lazy to wait in line...”

“I’ll wait for you, you go do something else.” Aniq suggested. “I think we passed a haunted house or something. You love those things, right?”

“Yup, thanks Aniq! Karin playfully teased, pressing her lips on Aniq’s cheek. “See ya!”

Aniq blushed deeply, but managed to wave her off. “Honestly, that girl...!” She grunted under her breath, a little bothered. “She’s way too affectionate...”

Aniq aligned herself in the queue, looking around. It certainly is more crowded then last year. I wonder why- oh, right, because of that picture of the ghosts and the cat. Ahh, I kind of want to see the cat... it looks so cute! She thought, smiling at the thought. And the cute girl too... I wonder why there’s a girl in NRC? Ah well, I can ask big bro, can’t I?

She grinned happily at the thought and accidentally overheard the chatter of a few people.

“Ahh, I wonder what angles I should take for the waffle?” Girl A pondered, asking her friend.

“I think from up high is good because the lighting is better. That way, the post will definitely get more likes.” Girl B answered, concluding Girl A’s response.

“Hey, are we going to actually eat the waffle? No, right? It’s so annoying to walk around holding this around...” Girl A sighed, hesitantly looking at the waffle store.

“But it says not to throw it here...eh, I’m sure its fine since everyone is doing it too!”

“Right, right!” The two continued chattering, but Aniq’s eyes went straight for the trash can.

She glanced at the pile of waffles and containers surrounding the trash can. Ahh, I don’t think big bro is going to enjoy that... She spotted several caterpillars and slugs on the trash can and sighed. Most definitely not.

Silently, quietly, she muttered a spell: Spread your wings, and turn the ugly to good.

After a few seconds, the pile of trash became a flight of butterflies, which quickly dissapeared and flitted into the air, along with the caterpillars and slugs.

“Woah, the trash just dissapeared! Is that the way they clean the trash?” Girl A gasped, shaking Girl B by the shoulders.

“So pretty! Let’s throw some more trash so we can see it again! Maybe if we put it on Magicam it’ll become viral!” Girl B added. 

That’s not what I meant to do! “Don’t-” The word slipped out before Aniq could stop herself. The two strangers in front of her glared at her. 

“Have you been eavesdropping on us? That’s rude.”

“Ah- I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help it when you said that you’d continue littering.” She countered calmly.

“Why not? It doesn’t hurt anyone, right?”

“Well, there is a sign clearly indicating that you shouldn’t throw trash, but if you ignore that, then yes, the actions you did obviously have no impact at all.” She chastised sarcastically, pointing towards the sign. 

“Ahh, so annoying! Let’s just wait for the waffles another time. I’m tired of waiting in line anyway.” Girl A said, shooting a dirty glance at Aniq, which she subtly ignored. 

“Yeah.. oh, let’s go to Savanaclaw! Maybe the rumor that...” The 2 customers walked away, letting Aniq take their place. 

**

2 people away from my order... come on, hurry up! Aniq thought impatiently. Ah, shit, where’s Karin?

She hurriedly pulled out her phone and called. After precisely 3 rings, Karin’s cheery voice rang from the other side. 

Hello?

Is everything okay on your end?

Ehh, are you worried~?

When am I never worried? Aniq deadpanned.

That’s true, yeah. I’m okay! I took a picture with THE Malleus Draconia, can you believe it?! I mean, there were these people who tried touching him, but I got a brain, so I didn’t do that. 

Heh?! Really? Woah, they have some guts! Aniq replied in surprise. 

“Next.” She stepped forward one step, noticing that the server had some wolf ears attached to them. Hmm, I don’t remember Scarabia students having animal ears... it’s probably for the costume.

Oh, and I found the cute girl in the picture you were talking about! 

Eh, did you find the cat and the ghosts too?! Send me the pictures ya! Aniq reminded her.

Yup, will do~ Karin replied fleetingly. They were swarmed with people haha! I pitied them, so I just... watched as the throng of people overwhelmed them. The people were saying something about the Malleus Draconia challenge, or something.

Eh, really? What’s it about?

Like, they have to film them touching him. Isn’t that crazy?

Well, more like moronic but yeah, I guess. I heard a few people talk about Magicam here too. ‘Let’s upload the waffle pictures! It’ll definitely get a lot of likes!’ then they throw it away! So stupid, right? Karin snorted.

...Are there people in the area-

Oh shit-

Oh my god you dumbass- Aniq could hear her friend laugh. Well, order some waffles for me, okay? I’m headed over there right now.

Aight then, bye!

Bai bai~

Click.

“Next, please!” The Scarabia student called, prompting Aniq to eagerly step forward, happy to see her big brother-

“Oh, is that you, Aniq?” Kalim cheerfully asked, prompting Aniq to quickly bow. 

“Ah, Kalim-sama!” Kalim laughed. 

“Raise your head up, jeez! I told you over and over you don’t need to do that, ya know~” Kalim lectured playfully, resulting in a quiet giggle from Aniq.

“Yes, master!” She inclined, using her left hand as a salute. “Can I take a picture- after I order, of course!”

“Sure!” Kalim agreed. “So, what do you want?”

“2 NRC waffles, please.” Kalim cringed at the word. “You’re going to actually eat it, right~?”

“Of course! What’s the point of buying food you’re not going to eat?” She casually answered back. 

“Don’t be so casual, Aniq.” Jamil’s voice floated through the booth. She grinned once she saw him. 

“Big bro!” Jamil was quick to give her a head pat, which she radiated from. “Aha, sorry... it slips out sometimes.”

“Hmm.” Jamil replied. “Kalim, the residents of Scarabia are asking for your help. Can you handle it by yourself?”

Kalim nodded, putting a thumbs up. “Leave it to me!” He then left to help with whatever needed to be done.

Aniq eyed her big brother. “Oh, you’re donned in a costume too, big bro.”

“All vice-dorm leaders and leaders are required to wear the costumes.” 

“Oh, did you make it, big bro?” Jamil shook his head. 

��No, Vil did- Pomefiore dorm leader.”

“Ahhh, you mean the pretty guy in charge of the mirror of chambers?” Jamil nodded. “I saw it on one of the flyers plastered on the walls.” 

"Ah, that makes sense. Ah, Aniq.”

“Mhmm?”

“Can you guess the theme of our dorm venue? I’ll add in a special treat if you guess it right.” Jamil teased, watching his sister’s eyes light up. 

“Really?! Well, um...” Her eyes quickly darted to take in the surroundings. The ragged carpet draped across the trees and roofs, with lanterns hanging from the trees. “Well, it’s very LHS (Land of Hot Sands)… oh!” She gasped, clicking her fingers. “Is it recyclable material? The carpets are made out of rags, and the lanterns out of reusable plastic.”

Jamil hummed, genuinely pleased. “You’re right.” Aniq beamed at the praise. ““I assume you’re with Karin?” He questioned.

“Mhmm, but she’s in the haunted house, or wherever Malleus Draconia is in. ”Oh, by the way, bro, what’s with the trash piling in front of the station? Are people really just buying the waffles to take pictures on Magicam?” Aniq asked, watching his eyebrows furrow.

"Unfortunately.” Jamil sighed. handing her the cones. "We tried telling them off, but they wouldn’t listen. They also bugged with Kalim’s tail.” Jamil smiled smugly, giving her the scones back. “Oh, and thank you for the trash.” 

“Ah, you saw, big bro?” She asked happily. Jamil shook his head. “You shouldn’t be using your UM so casually.”

“I know, I know, but it did help, right?” She grinned, but before she could continue, someone behind her whispered: “Oh my god she’s taking so long!”

“Oh, right!” Aniq quickly realized. “Um, chocolate for me and Mint choc-chip for Karin.”

“Of course.” Jamil got right to it, taking the wrappers from their containers. 

“How’s everything going, big bro?” Jamil raised an eyebrow at the question. “You know what I mean, with Kalim-sama... and everything.” Aniq asked, staring straight at her brother, who sighed deeply. 

"Don’t say that out in public.”

“But I’m worried! You’re doing okay, right?” Aniq frowned.

“It’s been... decent. He still treats me like a friend, no matter how many times I shrug him off. It’s annoying.” Jamil hissed, putting more force then usual when putting the waffles. “I’m just thankful nobody- except you- knows about this back home.”

“Ahaha... Kalim-sama is always like tha-” Her phone rang, interrupting her talk.

Hell-

ANIQ SOMETHING HAPPENED!

Jamil, well understanding the circumstances, quickly handed her the waffles, mouthing ‘For free.’ Aniq grinned in thanks and waved goodbye, walking away. 

What happened?!

I found this cute guy, and- Aniq wanted to slap her.

Oh my god, I thought you were in ACTUAL trouble you dumbass!

Hehe- anyways I found this really cute guy and he’s got ears and- OH MY GOD HE’S COMING MY WAY- oh nevermind he’s walking away...

Aniq couldn’t help but laugh at her friend’s simping level. I’ll be there right away. Maybe we can get you to score a date with him.

so basically lads

Aniq (which means classy in Arabic haha see what I did there): Jamil’s younger sister

Karin (a play on the Kalim’s name): Kalim’s younger sister

also they cute Karin’s just rlly affectionate 

[bohemiansweede]

HOT SPACE

HOT SPACE

Fanfic

Pairing Brian May Reader

Warnings Smut 🔞

A/N Please like and reblog or if you want leave a comment

Thank You

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- No.. I really like the "HOT SPACE" album Bri.. No matter what you or the critics might think..

- It's fuckin disco Y/N...

- Maybe it will take time for it to sink in for some people.. And it is just because you don't dance.. You'll never know.. maybe you like it later on..

Brian shrugged his shoulders and took down the last of his beer before he hinted to the bartender to give him another one

He looked around and saw John, clearly drunk dancing on around the tables, Freddie was happy, he chatted and mingled with everyone, Roger was cheerful and snuggled in his girlfriends neck

- Damn it.. This party sucks aswell.. maybe I begin tog get to old for this shit

The release party was a huge success for everyone.. well.. Everyone else but Brian

- Bri C'mon.. Cheer up a little, a new tour is coming, you enjoy to be on the road right?

- Yeah.. It's not that love.. Ehhmm, I have been thinking a lot lately and... I am well over 30 and.. Damnit.. I don’t have my own family.. Even Roger.. Can you believe Roger got a kid before ME!!

- Brian, you are drunk.., you have never mentioned this before..

You could clearly see the panic form in his eyes and even if he had been drinking, you knew he was right

You sipped on your drink and twirled the tiny umbrella between your fingers

- I am serious Y/N.. I have been so deep into writing and music that I have just literally missed everything else around me and.. I know that don't have a biological clock like you girls but... still... And you? You are still falling for wrong guys or am missing something?

You knew that he was right

All idiots were drawn to you like magnets, and you were closing in on 30..shit

- Sooo... What are you plan then, you are not exactly meeting your wife while sitting in your studio.. Or.. Hey.. You can go to one of thoose clinics and wank off in a mug... Giggle

- No fuckin way.. Are you fuckin mad??? I am kinda famous.. Have you forgot that?

You kept giggling, you could see him in front of you, sneak in there with a big coat and hat..

- Sry Bri... Just thought... Well... If not that and adoption is a deal for you.. I have a suggestion...

He stopped in motion and you could see his eyes widened like he already knew what you were about to say, you had been friends for a few years now and always joked about stuff but..

- Brian.. You want a a kid, a family... so do I, Ehhh.. Sooo ... why not help eachother?

Brian spat out his beer over the bar and almost dropped the glass and if his eye wasn't already fully wide..

His mouth fell open and he started to stutter and you were not quite sure if he was laughing or not

- Ohh.. Omg.. Y/N.. Ehh.. You said I was drunk but.. Omg.. You mean... Shit... Seriously?

He stopped laughing and looked and your serious face

- Omg.. You're really serious

- Hey guys!!! Cheer up!!!

Freddie came bouncing and slammed his palm in Brians back

- The party is over there!!, He pointed with his thumb towards the back of the room

- You go ahead Bri, I think it's time for me to go home..

- You sure sweetie? He wrapped you into a big hug that only he could, are we still having dinner next Friday?

- Yes.. I'll be over at 7 as usual.. You gaved a soft kiss on his cheek and saw him leaving with Freddie

You tried to not think of the embarrassing incidence during the week.

But had you really made a fool of yourself and said theese things? .. If so, you could only hope he would not remember any of it from that night

For as long as you could recall, you tried to hold on to the ritual to see eachother every Friday, from the beginning it was four of you from a science class, now it was only you and Brian

Of course it was a strouggle during the tour, but then he always called instead, from Asia, USA.. Sometimes boyfriends or girlfriends had joined and a few occasions you had been little waisted so you had shared a kiss or two, but.. never more...

You smiled for yourself while you jumped out from the taxi, Brian the hopeless romantic and gentleman

You really wished the best for him, a really sweet girl someone who..

- Y/N!!! HI!!!!!

- Hi Bri... Am I early?

- No.. God you look beautiful .., the food is in the owen, come in

He placed a soft kiss on your forehead and you breathed in his aftershave, he always smelled so good

- I brought wine, shall I open it?

You went into the kitchen where he had prepared vegetarian food, he were an amazing chef, your stomach almost screamed of hunger

He stod silent behind you.. watching

- Y/N.. The other day

- Bri.. I..

- No... S'alright.. been thinking tho... What did you mean when you said we should help eachother

Shit.. There was no turning back from this, he remembered.. every single word

Sometimes you really wish you were an ostrich

- You ok hunnie? He caressed your upper arm and an electrical stream went through your spine

- Brian.. Thing is.. You swallowed hard.. I was kinda hoping you forgot..

- I do not forget things like that Y/N..

You started to fiddle with the corkscrew..

- Have you changed your mind

- No.. No.. But.. I.. We didn't finish talk about it and.. It is not just to buy a loaf of bread you know..

It became silent again, you started to sip on your wine, no matter what were about to happen it was best to get shitfaced, in the corner of your eye you saw Brian pour a glass for himself aswell and never taken it down so fast

- Don't missjudge me, you are very attractive and it is not that... I wa.. I don’t... Damn it... But our friendship.. I am afraid that we are losing what we have..

- Me to Bri..me too, but I want a kid aswell .. And if this is the only way for us.. We might have both friendship and a baby..

- But... He put down his glass.. If it doesn't work.. I mean.. Do we ke..

- Keep trying? Yes.. I want it to work.., you closed the gap between the two of you

- B.. But.. This means that we are going to have sex right.. Shit.. I can't just.. you know.. without touching.. And..

He closed his eyes and bit his lower lip

You placed your head on his chest and trailed your hands up and down his back

- It's ok Bri.. It is just me...

- That's the thing... It's you.. You.. My friend.. My everything..

- Brian... Look at me

It was almost like he forbid himself to look at you, he shok his head and a tiny tear fell from his eye

- I want you... I want th..this.. s.. so bad.. He stuttered.. pl please.. let me kiss you

Finally your lips met, you let out a tiny whimper and your fingers tangled in his dark curls

You pushed your body against his and his hands fumbled with your blouse

- Oh.. No.. Brian.. Shit.. I want this to be so perfect.. Our first time.. Shall we.. shall we.. you phanted in his mouth

- It.. It is perfect love... It is with you..

He turned off the stove, the food were less important now, took your hand and led you down the hall to his bedroom

Never before had your own heart beaten so fast, it felt like your first time all over again, in one way it was but now it was with a man you were so sure of, that you had known so long

His head fell back and his eyes closed again.. you kissed him softly on his exposed neck and he started to breathe faster, his strong arms pulled you closer and you felt every muscle, every fibre in his body wanting you

- L.. Let me touch you..

His voice almost cracked

You helped him by taking his hand up to your breast and already hard nipple, he cupped it gently and started touching it while moaning in your ear

- Please Bri... I...

- Sssscchh... I know... I know.. Let's not rush it ok.. I have wanted to touch you for so long..

Your hips bucked against his crotch, you whole body was in flames

You tried desperately to unbuttoned his shirt and you both giggled a little

He cupped your face with his big hands and looked deep into your eyes

- You do know that I love you so much Y/N..

He kissed you with such passion and intensity, his tounge left a trail along your neck like a lava stream

- Omg Bri.. I.. I love I love you too...

- Mmmmm... There is soo much I want.. Mmm I want to do with you... I have thought about this so long..

He laid you down on the bed as you were a treasure, and hooked his long finger in your jeans

- Lift up hunnie

He smirked up at you and you tried to help him wiggle down your tight jeans, in same motion came your underwear and he gasped after air

- Brian... You have seen this before haven't you..

- N.. Not yours... Shit I.. Want to make you feel so good but I am afraid I might explode

- Bri.. We have time..

He took his long fingers and drawed patterns on your inner thighs while looking at your glistening core, with one finger he followed the slit between your folds up towards your nub and stopped

He looked at you while circling your clit fast with his thumb, his other hand held a tight grip around his member

He removed his thumb and replaced it with his mouth, he flicked his tongue in fast motion, he whined and whimpered against your core and you could tell he was struggling to hold back

- Ahhh Brian ohhh God, feels so good.. Ahhh yes....

Your walls were soon contracting in an orgasm and you took a firm grip in his hair and pulled him closer

- Bri... Ohh Bri... Please... I am ready.. Make me pregnant...

He looked up and smiled at you and once again you saw the tears were building up in his eyes..

Also you felt it...

This could be it..

It could be happening

He placed himself between your legs and kissed you soft on your lips and pushed a piece of your hair behind your ear

You felt him in your entrance slightly stretching you out bit by bit

You were trembling under him

You moved together in unison

His body were shaking and you knew that he could not hold back so much longer

- Omg Y/N... I.. Oh God ohhh.. I am so close...

He tried to slow down his pace but you stopped him by wrapping your legs around his back

- Ohh Yes Brian Fill me.. Fill me.. Please Ahh yes...

You could feel every vein on his throbbing cock was ready to push his seed inside your body

He snapped his hips a few more times until he came, you felt his warm wave of cum through your walls

Your final contractions emptied him on the last drops..

You wanted everything

All your limbs were tangled together, you laid like that for a long time before anyone said anything

- Do you think it worked Y/N?

- Mmmmm maybe?

- You know we cannot go back to the way we were even if it didn't work right away...

- I don't want to Brian...

- Me neither..

This had changed everything for you

And this first weekend actually did work... It planted a little seed inside of you

But neither of you knew that yet

That is another story

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[dragonflybelle]

Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Todomatsu 05 – Dream University Life

Choromatsu: Oi, Todomatsu. Are you looking seriously? Todomatsu: Eh? Ah, for what again? Choromatsu: A job... We came to look for one together, right? Todomatsu: This is why I said there’s no need to bring me along... Choromatsu: Having everyone get out of being a NEET is our goal for the foreseeable future. It doesn’t mean a thing if I’m the only one who manages it. Todomatsu: You say that. But really it’s because you don’t believe that you’ll be able to do it by yourself, right? Choromatsu: Shut up. Try doing what your big brother says once in a while. Todomatsu: Sigh... that sounds like a pain. University student girl A: Hey, hey. What do you want to do today? University student girl B: We have skipped out on our classes after all. Wanna go to Karaoke or something? Todomatsu: Sigh. University students have it pretty good. And they don’t have to look for a job. Choromatsu: That’s just at the start. Towards the end they have to start looking for jobs just like us. Todomatsu: Maybe I’ll become a student too. Choromatsu: There’s no way we have the money for that. And you’re supposed to go there to study in the first place. Just what were you intending to study? Todomatsu: Not necessarily, I’d just have to sneak in without being noticed. Choromatsu: You’d get found out straight away, you know. Think a bit more before you speak. Todomatsu: Hmmpfh... (If he’s going to talk like that about it, then it makes me actually want to try it...) Sorry, Choromatsu-niisan. I just remembered something I have to do. Choromatsu: Something you have to do? Oi, where are you going? Todomatsu! Todomatsu: Right, let’s forget all about that bothersome Choromatsu... I’m sure it was somewhere around here... There it is. Oh ho, that’s a pretty nice looking university... Alright, let’s do it here.

Todomatsu: Ah, excuse me.

University student girl C: Yes? Todomatsu: Actually, I can’t work out where my next class is. It’s Mr Suzuki’s class, I think... University student girl C: Ahh... if that’s the case, then it’s probably over there. Todomatsu: That’s Great! I was really in a pinch. Thanks. (Hehe, this is pretty easy. Right. Classes are all very well and good, but I’d also like to try out some clubs.) Now where are the clubs. Several days later

University student: Yo, are you having fun Matsuno? Todomatsu: Yes, Senpai! Of course I am. I’m really happy you invited me to this mixer. University student: Well, we’re a skiing club, so outside of winter we mostly just drink. Todomatsu: Well, this is seriously fun! I gotta lot of respect for you Senpai. University student: I guess you can’t help but think that. Shall I treat you today? Todomatsu: Thanks! Then I’ll be your wingman for the girl you’re after! University: That’s seriously thoughtful of you! Please do! Todomatsu: Yes!

Todomatsu: Damn... how annoying. Well, I guess I get to drink for free so it’s ok. And this was way easier than I thought, even I’m surprised it went this well.

Osomatsu: What was way easier? Todomatsu: ...!? Osomatsu... Niisan!? Why are you here... Osomatsu: What, is it that surprising? I just won at pachinko so I stopped by. And it seemed like you were at a mixer or something like that? Todomatsu: You, you saw that? Osomatsu: I was thinking you hadn’t been at home that much lately... hmm... But to think you’re actually pretending to be a university student. Big brother is shocked. Todomatsu: ... Osomatsu: Well, but I am a nice big brother, aren’t I? I don’t want to go and spill the beans to the other guys. Todomatsu: ... Osomatsu: And the truth is, I was just feeling like trying out being a student myself. You understand what I’m saying, right? Todomatsu: You want to try being a student too, Osomatsu-niisan? Osomatsu: That’s seriously thoughtful of you. I’m glad I have such a great little brother.

Todomatsu: Youuuuuuu!! Jeeeeeeeerk!! Who does he think he is with that “you understand, right?” If you wanna do it, do it yourself. Shit. At this rate it‘s going to be just like the time with my part time job! They want to ruin everything for me. And things were just going so right for me!! I’ll never be able to escape from their curse like this... That’s right. I’ll ask that person. If things keep on the way they are, the same thing will happen even if I get a job... Ah, hello? Actually, there’s something I want to talk to you about. I’ve been posing as a University student as a reference for job hunting, but Osomatsu-niisan found out about it. Do you have any ideas about how I can get out of this pinch? Option One: Take the university entrance exams.

Todomatsu: Well, but... The professors have been nice to me... And that senpai is not such a bad guy... Although he’s not attractive at all. It wouldn’t be a good idea to go on tricking them like this. I was fooling around at first, but being a student is actually pretty fun... It it wasn’t like this and I was a real student right now, I wonder how different my life would be? No, it’s not too late. ...I’ll give it a go.  

Several months later

Todomatsu: Huh? Brothers... What’s with this fancy meal...? Osomatsu: It’s your entrance exam tomorrow, isn’t it? We thought we’d throw you a little celebration beforehand. Karamatsu: Yeah. You’ve been studying even while we’ve been sleeping these past few months, haven’t you? Choromatsu: We weren’t able to do anything for you, so we thought we could at least manage a party. Todomatsu: This is jumping the gun a bit... I haven’t even taken the exam yet. Osomatsu: Why are you holding back? You got an A in the practice tests, right? It’s fine! Choromatsu: You’ll definitely be fine. Todomatsu: Guys... Ichimatsu: Hurry up and eat... The beef bowl I bought is going to get cold. Todomatsu: Ichimatsu-niisan... Jyushimatsu: Eat the sashimi I bought! Todomatsu: And Jyushimatsu-niisan... Osomatsu: Everyone bought something for you. Hurry up and eat. Todomatsu: Everyone... thanks.

Todomatsu: Ugh...? What’s going on...? Guooooooooo!? Choromatsu: Todomatsu...? Oi, what’s wrong!? Todomatsu: My stomach... My stomach hurts...! Osomatsu: How terrible! And today is the day of your important entrance exam! Karamatsu: Is your stomach feeling bad? But why...? Ichimatsu: Jyushimatsu... That sashimi... Where did you get it from? Jyushimatsu: Eh? I caught it at the pond in the park. Choromatsu: Geh!? That’ll be it! Osomatsu: Ehh!? Seriously!? But I had some of that too! Todomatsu: Ugh... the exam... I have to go... Karamatsu: You can’t go in that state, brother. You’d be better of going to the hospital... Jyushimatsu: Alright. I’ll take you to the exam hall. Osomatsu: Jyushimatsu... Jyushimatsu: I’ll carry you there! Todomatsu: Jyushimatsu-niisan?

Jyushimatsu: Let’s go, Todomatsu. Todomatsu: Niisan... Uh, ugh... Jyushimatsu: Todomatsu! Hang in there! It’s not much further! I’m going to take responsibility for this and get you there. Todomatsu: Thanks... Jyushimatsu-niisan... Todomatsu: (I normally don’t have any idea what Jyushimatsu is thinking. But he is my brother after all. I’m so lucky to be blessed by having such a wonderful brother...) Jyushimatsu: We’re here! Todomatsu!

Todomatsu: Ugh... where are we? This is a baseball test venue!! Option Two: It’s time to put an end to it. Todomatsu: Well.. I guess that’s right. That senpai is kind of annoying anyway. I was able to get a good idea of what it feels like to be a student. I guess I’ll put a stop to it at this point.

Todomatsu: Osomatsu-niisan. Osomatsu: Oh, Todomatsu! Did you have a think about you-know-what? Todomatsu: Yes, I’m going to quit. Osomatsu: Eh... what are you going to quit...? Todomatsu: Pretending to be a student. It’s gotten to be too much trouble. So I don’t have any suggestions for you. Osomatsu: ...Is that right? So you’re graduating. Todomatsu: I didn’t even start in the first place. Osomatsu: I see. If that’s the case, then there’s no helping it. Todomatsu: (Huh? I thought he’d complain more, but this is kinda weird.) Todomatsu: Anyway, that’s how it is. Osomatsu: ............ Oi, Karamatsu. Karamatsu: Hmm...? What is it?

Todomatsu: Why have we suddenly all gone out to drink with each other? Karamatsu: Don’t stress about it too much. Sometimes siblings go out to have fun until the dawn. Todomatsu: I don’t mind, but did you guys actually bring money? Choromatsu: It’s fine, so sit down, Todomatsu. We have this place all to ourselves tonight. Todomatsu: All to ourselves...? Osomatsu: Eh, testing, testing, this is a mic test. Eh, everyone gathered here today, thank you very much for participating in this graduation ceremony for Matsuno Todomatsu’s fake student life. Todomatsu: Hah!? H, hey, what is going on!? And isn’t this a bar? Having a graduation ceremony here is weird!? Karamatsu: I remember a few years ago... no wait, a few days ago. When you stepped up on that stage and your campus life began. Todomatsu: It doesn’t matter! Really, stop! Jyushimatsu: We had a lot of fun on the school trip. There was still snow left when we took the Fuji Subaru Line. Todomatsu: We didn’t go there! Osomatsu: Ah! Old lady! Beer! Choromatsu: Excuse me. We’d like some more yakitori too. Todomatsu: And you’ve started eating and drinking too! Ichimatsu: It doesn’t matter anymore, does it, not particularly. Todomatsu: What? Then why did you book this whole place just for us!? Choromatsu: Alright, everyone! Drink a lot today ok!

Osomatsu, Karamatsu, Ichimatsu and Jyushimatsu: Yeah! Todomatsu: What was that in the end... Osomatsu: Ahh, I ate a lot. Choromatsu: In the end, it just turned into a drinking party, didn’t it. Osomatsu: Ah, that’s right, Todomatsu. Take care of this. Todomatsu: Hah? What on Earth is... Hey, this is the bill!! Why me? Choromatsu: We went out of our way to hold this graduation ceremony for you. Be grateful. Ichimatsu: Thanks for the food... Karamatsu: That was fun. You should graduate again soon. Todomatsu: Stop.......... Stop messing me arouuuuuuuund!! Option Three: Why don’t you try working at a university? Todomatsu: Really? So that was another way of doing it. If I just want to be at a university, I should work at a shop or cafeteria. And I can earn some money, doesn’t that sound good?

Todomatsu: Osomatsu-niisan. Osomatsu: Ohh, Todomatsu! So you’re a little brother who looks out for his older brother after all. Todomatsu: Yes. I’ve thought of a way that both of us can enter university together. Osomatsu: Ho ho? Todomatsu: Here. Osomatsu: A part time job ad? Todomatsu: Yeah, I thought we could get a job at a university cafeteria together. I think it would be more worthwhile than just pretending to be students. Osomatsu: Eh, sounds like a pain. But still... we could get some money, so maybe it would be a good idea. Todomatsu: (...? That was surprisingly submissive of him. I expected him to hate the idea more.) A few days later.

Todomatsu: Hah... I finally finished peeling the potatoes. Speaking of which, I wonder if Osomatsu-niisan is taking this seriously. I can’t really picture that though... Osomatsu: Hey, hey, what high school did you go to? Might you possibly be my junior?

Todomatsu: ...Oi. Osomatsu: Ah, It’s Todomatsu. Did you finish peeling the potatoes?! Todomatsu: Osomatsu-niisan are YOU working too? You were trying to pick up that girl just now, weren’t you? Osomatsu: How horrible, there’s no way I’d skip out on work. Right, I’ve got to move on to my next task. I��m off. Todomatsu: Hah...? Manager: Hey, Osomatsu-kun! Todomatsu: Eh? Erm, I’m Todomatsu... Manager: What happened to the tempura? It’s not coming out of the kitchen no matter how long we wait! Todomatsu: (That jerk...!) Manager: It’s nearly lunch! Go fry some quickly! Todomatsu: No, we have the same face, but I’m not Osomatsu. Manager: Stop making excuses! At this rate we’re not going to be able to serve Tempura Udon! Todomatsu: Sorry... I’ll do it next. (Shit. Why does he have to get so mad at me instead! And why does a fancy looking cafe like this serve something like tempura udon anyway?

Osomatsu: Ketchup goes on a rice omelette. Huh? There are two red bottles. Ah, which one was it. Yeah, this one will do.

Manager: Who made this rice omelette!? Why does it have chilli sauce on it!? Todomatsu: I’m sorry, I’m sorry... Manager: Why is there konbu instead of wakame in this miso soup!! Todomatsu: I’m sorry! I really am sorry...!

Osomatsu: What was with that old guy. He fired us after one day. Todomatsu: No, it’s your fault! Sigh... In guess it was impossible after all. Working I mean. Whatever I do, Osomatsu-niisan will just ruin it. Osomatsu: ...What? Are you going to throw in the towel here? Todomatsu: ...Hah? Osomatsu: Your big brother was happy, you know? You asked me to work together with you. And I had started to think that I might give it a try too. I thought you and I might be able to get out of being NEETs. I’m disappointed. Todomatsu: No, I’m the one who’s disappointed. Osomatsu: And anyway, we’ve only just started! And if we’re going to work, it should be at an all-girls university, not here. Am I right? Todomatsu. An all-girls university...!? So there was that option too. Osomatsu: He he he. How about it? Have you reconsidered your feelings towards me? Todomatsu: I have, for the worse naturally. But I think that was an excellent idea. Osomatsu: Alright! Let’s do it! Todomatsu! Let’s live our dream all girls university lifestyle! If things go well, we might even get girlfriends. Todomatsu: Yeah! Let’s go! Osomatsu-niisan!

Osomatsu: Fwahhhhh. Todomatsu: Hey, don’t go to sleep. Osomatsu-niisan. Osomatsu: Ah, sorry... what time is it now? Todomatsu: It’s 3AM. We have to finish cleaning the cafeteria quickly. We still have to clean the campus gates afterward. Osomatsu: I get it, I get it. Late night cleaning is a pain though, isn’t it. Todomatsu: Totally. And we can’t even talk to girls.

Osomatsu: Yeah. This chair, this table... Student girls used this, didn’t they...? If you think about that, it makes you get kinda excited, doesn’t it? Todomatsu: That’s so perverted... But there does seem to be somewhat of a lingering aroma.

Osomatsu: This is a difficult but rewarding job. Todomatsu: Yes. This is probably what they mean by living each day to the fullest. Osomatsu: Alright! Let’s do our best until it’s time for the first train! Ahahahahaha!!

Todomatsu: Oh, Osomatsu-niisan. Ahahahahaha!!

[chimswings]

Jikook #1

Just a random oneshot about Jikook Genre: Fluff Word count: 1600 Author: chimswings A/N: biggest apologies if there are spelling mistakes, english isnt my first language, but i hope you enjoy the story!

Jeon Jungkook was walking around in a store. He had been running out of milk which was the reason he had gotten out of his house today.

It was early in the morning and Jungkook needed his morning cereal WITH milk. Not without - as his friends had suggested. The brunette walked along the empty hallway - almost no one was in the store at 8 am. Just some old ladies.

On his way to the milk section he walked past the make-up shelves. He didn't need to think twice when he turned around to take a better look at the products.

He really loved make-up very much, but at the same time it was kind of one of his biggest secrets. Men can't wear make-up. He was a man so he couldn't. Or well, yes he could, but his friends would make fun of him if he did. And he didn't want that.

On his free time, at home, he just loved to try on different looks. It was like drawing - which he really liked too - on his own face and he thought it was great.

But of course he couldn't use make-up in public. Males didn't use make-up.

He picked up an eye shadow -palette full of pretty natural colors but they had a slight shade of red in them. The colors were very beautiful.

Jungkook had always thought that red suited him so these colors would fit with his eye color and hair...

"What am I seeing?" he heard a familiar voice say. Kwang-Min.

Jungkook started to panic. What would he explain to his friend who had a very strong grip on stereotypes?

"Are you going on a date with someone? Woooow hyung, you should've told us! Buy her flowers too!" his other friend appeared behind Kwang-Min looking very surprised.

"Ehh.. What are you guys doing here?" Jungkook asked and quickly put the make-up palette back to the shelf trying to act normal.

"Hey, don't change the subject! What's her name?" his friend asked and walked closer.

"Remember that girls like red roses, they're lame but girls find them pretty romantic."

"This isn't even for a girl", Jungkook declared and a second after that he realized what he had done. How was he supposed to escape from this situation now? He couldn't just walk away - even if he really badly wanted to do so. His friends were silent for a moment.

"So what you're saying is... Is it for a boy?" "Are you... Gay?"

Oh there he goes.

"No, I'm not", Jungkook said and frowned. His friends were so annoying sometimes. They thought that gays were disgusting and men should be manly men. And if you weren't that kind of a man, you were assumed right away to be gay.

"You just said it wasn't for a girl so you're gay", Kwang-Min spoke out with slightly disgusted tone of voice.

"No! It's not for a boy either", Jungkook tried to defend himself but it didn't look like it was working. The situation went even worse.

"It's for you? YOU? The manliest man ever YOU? You use make-up?” ”Ewww, that's gross!"

He knew that that was coming. He really liked his friends – they were nice company and trust worthy people - but he hated when he had to hide things he liked from them.

”Does it bother you?” the youngest asked. He wasn't that type of a person who would give up and go home and cry in a corner. Of course it hurt that his friends didn't accept him as he was but at least they knew who they were friends with.

The two other males didn't answer anything, just showed a disgusted face and walked away.

Jungkook wasn't sure if he had pissed his friends off. He didn't know if they were even friends anymore. Oh great, he always messed everything up. Just with this tiny little thing ruined everything: he liked something only girls were allowed to like.

He left the make-up section – just because he didn't want to be seen there anymore ever again – and headed to get what he came here for: milk. It took less than a minute  to grab a milk carton.

As he was approaching the make-up section again, he was thinking if he should buy the eye shadow -palette or not. He had really liked it right from the first sight but now he was doubting. His friends – or maybe ex-friends now – probably hated him because of his interests. But why did it matter? They hated him anyways, he had nothing to loose.

Jungkook turned to the make-up shelves again and… Oh, he wasn't alone. There was some guy with gray hair looking at the products. To be specific, he was holding the exact same eye shadow Jungkook had held earlier. It seemed to be the last one. Jungkook couldn't see the face of the other male because he was standing about five meters behind him.

So now Jungkook would not be able to buy it. Unless he was going to walk to that man and take the palette from his hands and run away. No, that was just the stupidest idea ever.

That gray-haired male was probably buying it for someone, for someone who would be able to use make-up in public. Unlike him.

Suddenly Jungkook realized that the other male had turned around and was now looking straight at him. That was the moment Jungkook realized that he had probably been staring at him way too long.

”Seems like I wasn't wrong when I thought someone was looking at me”, a soft voice spoke out and a smile was formed to the lips.

Jungkook was really really embarrassed and felt how his ears got warmer. For gods sake, he always managed to embarras himself.

”Oh I'm sorry, I just… I just...” Yeah, he just what? What exactly? He was just watching?

He tried to mutter something as an answer while awkwardly lifted his eyes from the floor up to the male.

A gentle laughter escaped the shorter one's mouth. ”No no, don't be sorry. I know I look fancy today”, he winked at Jungkook.

The younger one's eyes widened a bit. Not in the way that he was in a shock, just slightly. First of all, that boy just winked at him. Second of all, he really did look very damn fancy. He was wearing dark-shaded eye shadow – mostly grey, black and dark brown - he had used eyeliner to bring out more effect. He had even painted his lips with dark red lip gloss. One word to describe him was beautiful.

He had a fancy coat: it was long, black and looked expensive. Under his coat he was wearing a white dress shirt and black tight jeans. He was so cool, it made Jungkook almost loose his breath.

”I umm… Uh..”, Jungkook didn't know how to respond. ”Yeah.”

Holy shit, he just admitted that he looked very good? To a total stranger? What was he even doing here anymore? He had his milk and he was ready to leave but no, here he was talking to a total stranger – a very handsome stranger – in make-up section.

Again the other one formed a warm smile, as if he noticed how awkward Jungkook was at the moment. ”You don't look so bad yourself either”, the gray-haired smiled and caused Jungkook to repeat his words in his mind a few times. He just complimented him? Was this normal human interacting or what?

Before Jungkook was able to answer anything – actually he didn't even know what to answer so this was his rescue – the fancy male lifted up the eye shadow -palette next to Jungkook's face. ”Ohhh, this would suit you so well”, he smiled and walked closer to Jungkook.

”R-really?” the younger one said and now it happened: he blushed.

”Yeah, totally.”

He felt something inside him. Maybe because he had been complimented today. Maybe because he met another male who liked make-up as much as he did. Maybe because he had thought that those colors would suit him and that boy agreed with him.

”Actually I was going to buy it”, Jungkook said and surprised his own self.

”Hm? What made you change your mind?”

”Ahh.. Just some of my friends. They don't like… you know, make-up.”

”But you do?”

Jungkook shyly nodded.

”Well, congratulations. You have found the most perfect colored palette for yourself”, the one with red lips smiled as put the palette to Jungkook's hand.

”I gotta go now, have a good day”, was said and Jungkook just stayed there and stared at the black coated figure go further and further.

He had encouraged Jungkook to express himself the way he wanted. He had encouraged him to use make-up whether other people liked it or not. All that mattered was that Jungkook himself liked it.

He realized that he had been staring into emptiness for a while since his hands felt suddenly cold. Right, he was still holding the milk in his hands.

He paid the milk and the eye shadow and headed home. On the whole way to home he was just thinking about the male with gray hair, red lips and beautifully blended eye make-up. The way he talked, the way he smiled. The way he had caused Jungkook to feel. Even though the conversation lasted only for two minutes, so many things had happened.

1. He got to know that he wasn't the only male who liked to use make-up.

2. The other one had told him that the colors he loved suited him.

3. He had encouraged him to be himself, no matter what.

4. The way he had smiled was something so mesmerizing.  It messed up Jungkook's mind.

But the most annoying thing was that he didn't even know his name.