#egg salad iii

[peckraiden]

Egg Salad - Egg Salad III This wonderful egg salad recipe was created by a woman I babysat for! The chopped pimento-stuffed olives are a key component.

[hotquicksilver]

Recipe for Egg Salad III This is a great egg salad recipe that a woman I babysat for made! The key ingredient is the chopped pimento-stuffed olives. 1/4 teaspoon paprika, 8 eggs, 2 tablespoons chopped pimento-stuffed green olives, 1 teaspoon ground black pepper, 1/2 cup mayonnaise

[whyhellocynthia]

Egg Salad - Egg Salad III This wonderful egg salad recipe was created by a woman I babysat for! The chopped pimento-stuffed olives are a key component.

[a-rabid-snake]

Hi! I am a rabid snake

but you can call me whatever you want, I like nicknames.

Creating the original oc, in my original universe

My tier list

Ask my oc - fawn

My original comic book blog!

I am an artist, I know rain world/ warrior cats/ object show (one, bfb, iii, tpot and more). I also started reading the Wings of fire, all of which is just a small part of what I know.

I also forgot to mention that I have headaches and I also have a bit of a bad memory. So don't judge me harshly if something is missing from the drawings, or I'll just forget something.

Age : I'm 16

You can also subscribe to my telegram channel, for the most part the posts are in Russian, but I will try to combine the languages so that you do not suffer with translation

I have my favorite ships:

-> #karmaflower (artificer x saint)

-> # Candycane(hunter x surviv)

-> # cherrypie (hunter x gourmet)

-> # scrambled eggs(gourmet x enot)

-> # fishstick (spearmaster x rivulet)

-> # solar eclipse (night cat /watcher x monk)

-> # green tea (LotM x Nsh x Sos[silver of straws])

-> #fruit salad (artificer x saint But they have children monk and surviv)

But regardless of this, you can ask me to draw your favorite ship, you can ask me for anything, within reason of course

There are still their own characters, but there are too many of them, so it's better to look for them on the blog

-> # rw oc

The information may not be complete or crooked, as the translator is difficult to use, I'm sorry

[The article will be redacted more than once]

And also my comics

-> Blindness (AU comic Frozen)

-> artisaint (comic old)

-> fishstick (comic old)

-> fruit salad (comic)

-> solar eclipse (comic)

-> Escape from the cold (comic AU antro )

-> Beginning (comic AU antro)

[I also like to tame this article, so don't pay attention that there is so much stuff here, past the text..]

Here you will find these slugcat

So here are some pictures from this person

And also a few interesting stamps here

[elkkiel]

ELKKIE MY LOVE

imagine dad iv is a volunteer coach for flora's soccer team and all the other moms are down so horrendously bad for him. he's so kind, supportive of the girls, and not to mention ATHLETIC and GOOD LOOKING. they know he's divorced, but none of them can possibly imagine why any woman would leave that perfect man, especially seeing how good he is with his daughter. they all assume he's single (no ring, they only see him and flora together, etc.) and a couple of them try to seduce him on more than one occassion. then one game III shows up dressed in full team colors to obnoxiously cheer for this youth soccer game (i'm thinking flora's like. 10-12), walking straight up to him and planting the sloppiest kiss on his lips (he had to let these ladies know that he is not available 👍)

anyways lunch break is over i must pretend to be normal🫡

Sure, the moms show up to practice for their kids, but that's not what has their attention most of the time. They'll sit together with their little camp chairs and totally-not-travel-wine-tumblers to... observe and discuss how well the coach is doing with their kids. It drives them absolutely wild to watch him lift up the hem of his shirt to wipe sweat off his forehead, or to see how gentle he is with the kids when they fall and scuff up their knees.

I'm all for a hot mom feeling herself lol, so I love the visual of these older women fawning all over Ivy during breaks and after practice. They'll show up in low-cut shirts in the team colours, find every excuse to talk about their "kid's performance" with the coach, and make sure they get in a little squeeze on his bicep or forearm.

Occasionally, some of the married moms will have their husbands tag along, but this means the dads catch onto what exactly has the ladies so enraptured on the field. Poor Ivy has had to deal with a dad or two puffing up their chests at him, jealous that their wives seemed a little toooo interested in meeting with the coach. He's able to shut them down politely, but they always leave with their tail tucked between their legs and a wife who's somehow even redder in the face than before.

Despite their efforts, Ivy never fails to be anything but friendly and professional with the moms. It's soooooo frustrating when none of their tactics seem to stick, and they'll scheme with each other on the best way to get a piece of that hot dad ass. He's single(?) and they're practically throwing themselves at him, so why isn't anything working?

And that's where our lovely III comes in. He easily worms his way into the mom group when he shows up to watch practice one day (he gives me vibes that he would be oddly good with that type of crowd. the pink whitney shooters he sneaks in with him also help to endear him to the ladies). They're all too eager to include him in their antics, if a tad confused as to why/who he's here for. After an hour and juuuust a bit of liquid confidence, the ladies "manage" to egg him on to make a move on the coach.

He goes along with their nudges and "wanna do something ~baaad~? 🤭🤭" attitude, finally getting up and approaching the coach while the moms watch and giggle in the background. III's such a little tease and they can smell the fruit salad on him from a mile away; while they're certain he won't make it any further than they've gotten, at least it'll be fun to watch their new friend strut his stuff.

IV is turning around to grab some water after chatting with a couple of the kiddos, and he looks up to see III sauntering over. III's got cheesiest, most mischievous little grin plastered all over his face, but it melts into something so fond and happy when he makes eye contact with his boy. IV visibly lights up and jogs over to close the distance, lightly holding III by his waist as IV smiles up at him. Subtly (not so subtly) turning them a bit so the moms get a clear view, III makes a show of gently grabbing IV's face with both hands, leaning down, and planting the fattest smooch on those pretty lips of his.

IV pulls away after a couple seconds, blushing and looking over his shoulder to make sure none of the kids saw (they totally did, and are currently making exaggerated gagging noises and shrieking in the background). He has to get back on the field after their water break is over, so he gives III a quick kiss on the cheek before turning around to resume practice. Before IV has the chance to jog off, III gives him a light smack on the butt and blows him a kiss when IV briefly whips around to give him a scolding (playfully) look.

III makes sure to throw a smug glance and wink over his shoulder to the moms, heading off to IV's minivan to grab snacks and water for Flora after practice. The ladies can't help but stare at him in awe as he walks away with a proud little swing in his hips, their jaws practically hitting the ground at both this new development and III's shameless audacity.

They're jealous, don't get me wrong. But, while he's away, the moms are scheming on how to get just one or twl more shooters in him. You know, so he can gossip on aaaallll those juicy details about their pretty little coach

[marchwardenofmordor]

Get to know me a little better.

Favourite Genres of music: trad goth, classical (romantic), folk, and black/death/doom metal.

Favourite songs from the genres:

Trad goth: Love Like Blood (Killing Joke), She’s in Parties (Bauhaus), Bela Lugosi’s Dead (Bauhaus), Arabian Nights (Siouxsie), Lullaby (The Cure), Lucretia My Reflection (Sisters of Mercy), Temple of Love (Sisters of Mercy), Into the Sun (The March Violets), Snake Dance (The March Violets), Persephone (The Cocteau Twins), Black Milk (Massive Attack), Group Four (Massive Attack), Exeloume - Deliver Me (Diamanda Galas), The Ubiquitous Mr Lovegrove (Dead Can Dance).

Classical: The Warsaw Concerto (Richard Addinsell), Mars, Bringer of War (Gustav Holst), The Bells of Moscow (S. Rachmaninoff), Red Riding Hood (S. Rachmaninoff), Isle of the Dead Op.29 (Rachmaninoff), Concerto No2 in C Minor (Rachmaninoff), the Danse Macabre (C. Saint-Saëns), Totentanz (F.Liszt), Liebestraum (Liszt), Hungarian Rhapsody no.2 (Liszt), La Campanella (Liszt), Night on Bald Mountain (Mussorgsky), Dance of the Knights (Prokofiev), (and a bunch of Chopin pieces)

Black/Death/Doom Metal: Ov Fire and the Void (Behemoth), Messe Noire (Behemoth), The Satanist (Behemoth), Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel (Behemoth), Evisceration Plague (Cannibal Corpse), Hammer Smashed Face (Cannibal Corpse), Ratamahatta (Sepultura), Walk With Me In Hell (Lamb of God), Perennial (Jinjer), Wolf Moon (Type O Negative), To The Hellfire (Lorna Shore).

Folk: Matty Groves (The Fairport Convention), Cam Ye O’er Frae France (Steeleye Span), The Blacksmith (Steeleye Span), Long Lankin (Steeleye Span), Bouree (Jethro Tull), Alison Gross (Steeleye Span), Alba II (Faun), Mon A Menai (Pigyn Clust), Antvmnos (Eluveitie), Ogmios (Eluveitie), Pais Dinogad (Ffynnon), Catvrix (Eluveitie), Esvs (Eluveitie).

Favourite Books:

the Silmarillion, Frankenstein, Dracula, Wuthering Heights, Rebecca, Faust, the Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, Coriolanus, Titus Andronicus, Richard III, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Beowulf.

Favourite Poems:

Now Sleeps the Crimson Petal (Tennyson), Ozymandias (P.B.Shelley), To Autumn (J.Keats).

Favourite Food Dishes / Drinks:

Savoury: Stuffed mushrooms, Cassoulet, Macaroni Cheese, Spinach, Ricotta and Porcini Mushroom Pizza, anything with truffles, Gravadlax, Lohikeitto, Pickled Herring on rye bread, Laverbread and Cockles, Cawl, Dolmades, Babaganoush, Caviar, Salmon Roe, Black Pudding, Haggis and Gravy, Venison, Blue Steak. Oyster mushrooms. Fresh Oysters, rocket salads. Eggs benedict. Poached eggs. Steak and Kidney pie. Borscht. Saag aloo.

Sweet: Dark chocolate, hazelnut chocolate, hazelnuts, walnuts, dried cranberries, gingerbread/lebkuchen, camembert, black truffle honey, truffle gouda, cardamom cakes, baklava, blueberry muffins. Raw honeycomb - I go fucking feral for that shit

Drinks: anything elderflower flavoured, anything apple flavoured, whiskey (scotch), bold and smoky reds, dry and crisp whites, sickly sweet rosés, really malty dark or ruby ales. Rose tea, smoky tea. Strong coffees. Arabic coffee. Absinthe, the french way. Chartreuse (green). Blood Tonic. Tonic water in general. Sparkling water.

Fruits: plums, pomegranates, cherries, lychees, blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, bilberries.

Films:

Midsommar, The Lighthouse, Nosferatu (2024), Nosferatu (1922), Dracula (Bela Lugosi), Sherlock Holmes (Peter Cushing), Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone), Dracula (BBC), Lord of the Rings trilogy (Peter Jackson). Horror Express, The Curse of Frankenstein (Peter Cushing), The Mummy (Brendan Fraser), Wicked Little Letters (with Olivia Colman)

TV Shows:

House of the Dragon, Hannibal, Game of Thrones (excluding s7 and 8), Benidorm, Gavin & Stacey, Gwaith/Cartref (S4C - I’m sorry ok it’s a guilty pleasure), Torchwood, D&D Cartoon (the one from the 80’s)

Games:

Skyrim, The Witcher III, Baldur’s Gate III, DA Veilguard, Vampyr, Shadow of Mordor.

Characters:

GOT: Tywin Lannister, The Hound, Jaqen H’Ghar, Oleanna Tyrell, Melisandre.

HOTD: Aemond Targaryen, Rhaenys Targaryen.

LOTR: Haldir, Sauron, Galadriel, Elrond, Witch King, Shelob.

the Hobbit: Thranduil, Bard the Bowman.

The Silmarillion: Fëanor, Fingolfin, Mairon/Sauron, Melkor, Thuringwethil, Ungoliant.

Special Interests:

- vampires and welsh folklore/history, mushrooms, crystals, elves/drow and spiders.

[a-captions-blog]

[Image descriptions: The first image shows the cookbook cover. The book is titled ‘The Sad Bastard Cookbook: Food You Can Make So You Don’t Die’ and is by Zilla Novikov and Rachel A. Rosen, illustrated by Marten Norr. The cover shows a vase of red flowers, a floral tissue box, and a small plate with a rectangle of dry ramen noodles next to a plastic fork. The quote at the top says, “Technically most of the food in this book is edible, and some of it even contains nutrients.” – Rohan O’Duill, author and professional chef. The rest of the images are screenshots of the table of contents. Long transcriptions follow (page numbers omitted).

Table of Contents Content notes: Mental and physical illness, disordered eating, and dark humour throughout, as well as occasional mentions of alcohol, swearing, and political references. If you have specific food triggers, some recipes may be unpalatable to you. Recipes which have vegan core ingredients are marked with a [circle with a V in the centre.] Table of Contents [a handwriting-style note points to this entry and says, ��We’re so meta that we include the Table of Contents in the Table of Contents. Lev would approve.’ Introduction Ramen Variations Part 1: Classic Ramen (vegan) Ramen Variations Part II: Instant Noodles on Plate (vegan) Ramen Variations Part III: Apocalypse Ramen (vegan) Kinda Like Pad Thai (vegan) Pasta Variations (vegan) Literal Depression Cooking Pasta in a Rice Cooker (vegan) Eggy Pasta Paste with Homemade Tomato Sauce (vegan) Pasta with One (1) Actual Vegetable (vegan) Spaghetti Aglio e Olio (vegan) Mac & Cheese Rice Variations Part I: Cook the Rice (vegan) Rice Variations Part II: Add Stuff to the Cooking Water (vegan) Rice Variations Part III: Add Stuff to the Cooked Rice (vegan) Another Rice Variation: Black Beans & Rice (vegan) Rice Variations Part IV: Fried Rice (vegan) Fried Noodles (vegan) Couscous Variations (vegan) Potato Variations Part I: Baked (vegan) Potato Variations Part II: Boiled (vegan) Potato Variations Part III: Mashed (vegan) Potato Variations Part IV: French Fries (vegan) French Fry Variations: Now What? (vegan) Spring Rolls (vegan) Hangover Bubble and Squeak (vegan) Roasted Vegetables (vegan) Pancakes (vegan) Korean-Inspired Pancakes (vegan) Oatmeal Variations (vegan) The Humble Egg Chinese-Style Eggs & Tomato Eggs & Bread Variations Bean Salad (vegan) Lentils in a Pot (vegan) Cheater Chana Masala (vegan) Can of Soup (vegan) Dumplings (vegan) Pierogi (vegan) Peanut Butter on a Spoon (vegan) Peanut Butter Balls (vegan) Apple Slices Yes (vegan) Grapefruit No (vegan) Eat a Dill Pickle Out of the Jar While Standing in Front of the Fridge (vegan) Popcorn (vegan) Eddy No (vegan) Chips (vegan) College Guacamole (vegan) The Fastest Nachos (vegan) Quesadillas & Pumpki-dillas Part I: The Basics (vegan) Quesadillas & Pumpki-dillas Part II: Variations (vegan) Wraps (vegan) Toast Variations (vegan) Crackers and Stuff (vegan) Fancy Cheese and Crackers Hummus (vegan) Garlic Bread (vegan) Tostadas Con Tomate (vegan) Grilled Cheese Sandwiches “Pizza” (vegan) Tanzanian Braised Coconut Cabbage (vegan) Bag Salad (vegan) Cabbage Salads (vegan) Ants on a Log (vegan) Fried Plantains (vegan) Smoothie Variations (vegan) Ice Cream (vegan) Moroccan Oranges (vegan) “Baked” Apples (vegan) Banana Frozen Yogurt “Parfait” Chocolate Pudding (vegan) Core Ingredients to Keep in Your Kitchen Zilla’s Shopping List & Weekly Menu Rachel’s “Three Meals a Day Are Cognitive Overload" Shopping List & Weekly Menu Thank You to Our Contributor: Message from the Authors Not an Index \End description]

[Reblog plain text: Spread the word this is fucking god tier oh my god, sometimes I have spoons sometimes I don't but no cookbook offers levels in their recipes this one does! \End PT

People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I’d pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, ‘I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!

[that-bitch-abbi-lynne]

For some reason, British people think their monarchy could never take over power again. Like, every British person I’ve ever talked to who is pro-monarchy has always been super dismissive of that idea, as if it’s some impossibility. Y’all, even if your parliament did oppose any action the monarch took, they could still fucking win, it’s not some insane concept. It could be a Rome situation, where parliament just appeases the monarch and hopes everything goes back to normal when they die. Or, the monarch could consolidate keys, buying the favor of high level military leaders and politicians. It could turn into a civil war, and maybe parliament could win, but there will always be people tempted to the monarch’s side, because they stand to gain more power that will last a longer time. Just because Queen Elizabeth didn’t do anything abusive with her power, doesn’t mean no monarch will. It may not be Charles III, I mean I don’t think that guy could commit to eating a full egg salad sandwich, let alone a civil war to restore the powers of the monarchy. But maybe Prince William will, maybe Prince George will grow up to be a power hungry tyrant, maybe one of those other Royal twats will claim the throne and start a war.

All retaining the monarchy around does is keep the possibility of a monarchist revolt around and strong. And I may just be a lowly American who’s never had a monarch, and can’t really attest to what the British people want, but I do know history. If the Roman Republic could return to monarchy, the British can, too.

Also, Royals are all dicks. Except Prince Harry, love that guy.

[fitjourneydaily]

Unlocking the Health Benefits of Omega-3 Rich Foods: Flaxseeds, Walnuts, and Fatty Fish

Introduction: Omega-3 fatty acids play a crucial role in maintaining overall health and well-being. These essential fats are renowned for their numerous health benefits, including reducing inflammation, improving heart health, and supporting brain function. While omega-3 supplements are widely available in the market, it's always best to obtain these nutrients through natural food sources. In this comprehensive guide, we will explore three powerhouse foods rich in omega-3 fatty acids: flaxseeds, walnuts, and fatty fish. I. Flaxseeds: The Tiny Powerhouses With their high content of omega-3 alpha-linolenic acid (ALA), flaxseeds are an excellent choice for adding these healthy fats to your diet. Incorporating flaxseeds into your meals is easy and versatile, providing a wide range of health benefits. These amazing little seeds have been linked to reducing the risk of heart disease, cancer, and improving digestive health. Here are some ways to incorporate flaxseeds into your daily routine: 1. Flaxseed Oil: Flaxseed oil is a popular supplement and an excellent source of omega-3 fatty acids. Adding a tablespoon to your daily diet can help boost your omega-3 intake substantially. Remember to opt for cold-pressed flaxseed oil to retain maximum nutritional value. 2. Ground Flaxseeds: Ground flaxseeds can be sprinkled on cereals, added to smoothies, or used as an egg substitute in baking. Grinding flaxseeds before consumption enhances their digestibility and allows for better nutrient absorption. 3. Flaxseed Meal: Flaxseed meal, a byproduct of oil extraction, offers an excellent source of dietary fiber and omega-3 fatty acids. Incorporate it into your baked goods, pancakes, or waffles for added nutritional value. II. Walnuts: Nature's Nutritional Powerhouse Walnuts are not only delicious but also packed with omega-3 fatty acids, making them an outstanding plant-based source of these essential fats. In addition to their high ALA content, walnuts are rich in antioxidants, fiber, and other essential nutrients. Let's explore how you can incorporate walnuts into your diet: 1. Snack on Walnuts: A handful of walnuts makes a perfect snack to keep you satiated and curb unhealthy cravings. Whether you enjoy them alone or sprinkle them over salads and yogurt, walnuts are a convenient and tasty way to boost your omega-3 intake. 2. Make Walnut Butter: Similar to peanut or almond butter, walnut butter is a healthy and flavorsome spread that can be enjoyed on whole-grain bread, apple slices, or added to smoothies. 3. Add Crunch to Meals: Walnuts add a delightful crunch to various dishes, including salads, stir-fries, and pasta. Their versatility makes them an excellent addition to both sweet and savory recipes. III. Fatty Fish: Omega-3 Rich Superstars Fatty fish, such as salmon, mackerel, and sardines, are hailed as some of the best sources of omega-3 fatty acids. These cold-water fish are especially rich in two essential omega-3 fats: eicosapentaenoic acid (EPA) and docosahexaenoic acid (DHA). Including fatty fish in your diet offers a wide range of health benefits: 1. Grilled or Baked Fish: Grilling or baking fatty fish is a simple and healthy way to enjoy the omega-3 benefits. Marinate the fish with lemon juice, herbs, and spices to elevate the flavors. 2. Fish Tacos: Upgrade your taco nights by incorporating grilled fish, such as salmon or cod, as a nutritious protein option. Top it with colorful vegetables, guacamole, and salsa for a wholesome and satisfying meal. 3. Fish Curry: Explore various cuisines by trying out delicious fish curry recipes. Choose coconut milk-based curries for an extra dose of healthy fats and flavors. Conclusion: Incorporating omega-3 rich foods like flaxseeds, walnuts, and fatty fish into your diet is an essential step towards improving your overall well-being. These nutrition-packed options can easily be included in your everyday meals, providing a range of health benefits from reduced inflammation to improved heart and brain health. So, why not experiment with new recipes and enjoy the journey towards a healthier lifestyle? WordPress Tags: 1. Omega-3 rich foods 2. Flaxseeds 3. Walnuts 4. Fatty fis Elevate your fitness game with Puravive's Advanced Fitness Tracker. This state-of-the-art device is designed to monitor your workouts, track your progress, and keep you motivated on your fitness journey. Stay ahead in your fitness goals with Puravive. Visit the Puravive Advanced Fitness Tracker Product Page. Read the full article

[dasletztelied]

Egg Salad III This is a great egg salad recipe that a woman I babysat for made! The key ingredient is the chopped pimento-stuffed olives.

[neobubz]

✖ Quiet Down Pt. 7 (M) ✖

☆ okay, hi everyone! this story is a renjun x fem reader x haechan story. please look at the pairings to figure out who the part/chapter will be based around. also, the warnings will be based off each part/chapter as well, so please take notice to that too. i hope you enjoy the story! ���

PART 1 || PART 2 || PART 3 || PART 4 || PART 5 || PART 6 Word Count: approx. 9.4k Pairings (based on each part): fem reader x renjun x haechan Warnings (based on each part): mature audiences only, explicit language, smut, oral (female receiving), oral (male receiving), intercourse, sex, unprotected sex, th****ome, consensual relations, co-worker relationship Preview: Love. That’s the word that’s been screaming in the back of your mind. Love for Renjun though still a stranger to you, he’s been the sweetest person since you’ve had the opportunity to get to know him. Love for Haechan who is absolutely wild, primal, and insatiable — but still has this sweet side to him, like when he was tending to your hands. Love for both men who have turned your world upside down. Love that you hope won’t disappear once the long weekend ends.

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Rolling over onto your side you snuggle up to Sasha who was fast asleep on the very edge of the bed. Finding yourself as the middle person once more, the three of you drift in and out of sleep in the early morning hours. Yesterday was indeed one hell of a relaxation day. A delicious breakfast of pancakes and sausage, followed by a mini shopping spree. Swimming, well, sunbathing at the lake – sadly Haechan, Renjun and the guys did not show up despite your little invitation. But the small time you were outside before Charlotte started to turn into a lobster was amazing. Eating outside with a few of your co-workers for a barbeque the hotel was throwing had you nice and relaxed for the heavenly massage in the evening.

Yesterday could not have been better, well perhaps it would have been better if you saw Renjun and Haechan at some point during the day. Thinking Renjun somehow held Haechan hostage from not seeing you so you wouldn’t be bothered by his advances you can’t help but thank him and be annoyed at the mere thought. Especially after the radio silence from the picture you sent them. Having taken a leap of faith you assumed a little peep show would have gotten them to come around the lake but that didn’t happen.

“Are you guys awake?” Charlotte asks groggily. “I’m hungry,” she whines.

“What time is it?” You ask wrapping your arm around Sasha’s waist.

Almost falling off the bed if not for you grabbing her, Sasha reaches for her phone. “It’s 8:30,” she yawns.

“We’ve been asleep for nine hours?!” You sit up shocked.

“You were the first one out,” Charlotte laughs. “I guess you needed the rest after what you’ve been through.” She stretches yawning loudly her hair looking like World War III occurred on top of her head.

“So, what’s the plan?” Sasha readjusts herself so she’s not on the edge of glory.

“Let’s get some breakfast,” you rub your stomach. “I’m starving as well.”

Quickly throwing on an oversized t-shirt, some shorts and your flip-flops the three of you head downstairs to the cafeteria hoping to find something yummy for breakfast. Having a craving for eggs, bacon, and possibly something sweet alongside like a fruit salad has your stomach rumbling. Watching the elevator go down from the top floor you grow even more anxious as you pass the halfway mark. Seeing the fifth floor disappear into the fourth floor you can taste sweet victory when the elevator doors open up. Jeno, Jaemin, Renjun and Haechan staring wide-eyed at the three of you.

“Morning fellas,” Charlotte gives them a cute salute.

“Good morning,” Jaemin smiles brightly heading in first. “Sleep well?”

“Like a baby,” Sasha yawns resting her head on top of yours. “Sorry I wasn’t there during the games to help us win that room. It’s awesome,” she pouts.

Waving his hands, Jaemin chuckles. “It’s cool. Our room isn’t bad. Will you be there tonight or are you still sleeping in the luxury suite?”

“Nope, it was a one-night thing.” Charlotte sighs. “I’m going to miss that bed.” She grumbles until her eyes light up. “Ah!” She screams alarming everyone. “Why don’t the four of us have a sleep over?!” She smirks. “Heard you brought some video games, Jeno. Don’t want to brag but I’m a pretty awesome gamer.”

“Really? Sure you want to go against me? I won’t take it easy on you cuz you’re a woman, y’know.”

Marching up to him, Charlotte quirks a brow at the challenge. “I wouldn’t want you to. Should we make it even more interesting and put some money down?”

“Charlotte!” Sasha scolds.

“What? He totally thinks he can beat me.”

“I don’t think, I know.” Jeno teases.

“He really is good, Charlotte.” Jaemin gestures in Jeno’s direction. “Outside of work and biking, he’s always playing video games.”

“Well, outside of hanging with us, she’s kicking her husband’s ass at video games,” you laugh. “She ended up sleeping on the couch once because she whipped his ass so bad,” you snort. “He didn’t even want to be in the same room with her after she beat him at a game, he swore was his best game.”

Pouting Charlotte slaps your shoulder. “That was one time! I’ve let him win at least 85% of the games since then. I don’t want to be a divorcée so soon.”

“Why only the four of us?” Jaemin inquires. “What about?” He looks at you, Renjun and Haechan.

Wrapping an arm around Jaemin’s shoulders she pulls him down to her, “let’s let them have some alone time.”

Chuckling he nods. “We’ll head into town to get some snacks later,” the elevator dings for the main floor of the hotel. “Is there anything in particular you guys like?” He asks allowing Sasha and Charlotte out of the elevator first while you wait behind with Renjun and Haechan.

“Sprite!” Sasha shouts happily.

They start talking about all the goodies they’re going to pick up later while you shift back and forth. During the ride down neither Renjun or Haechan said anything to you. Granted you didn’t volunteer to strike up a conversation either, and you certainly didn’t greet them when they got on. Suddenly feeling a pounding in your chest, you go over the events of the past couple minutes. Were they upset you didn’t say ‘hi’ to them? That you talked to Jaemin and not them when they are your main focus on this trip? But they didn’t even look at you when they got on! Keeping their eyes straight ahead while everyone else talked. Looking up both of their gazes are locked on the ground. Clearing your throat Renjun is the first one to look up.

“Are you guys not eating?” You ask.

“U-Uh, yeah, we are, aren’t you eating?” He asks.

Nodding you walk to the elevator doors when they close before you can even step a foot onto the main floor. “Really?” You groan and reach for the button to open the doors when you’re pushed against the wall of the elevator. “Wh-What?!” You scream.

Lips crash down onto yours before you’re able to register what happened. Arms encircle around your waist tightly pulling you flush against the culprit. Their lips move across yours hastily. Unable to speak, to breathe, you do the only thing you can think of – attempt to pull away from them. Small noises of protest vibrating in your throat, but to no avail. One of their hands goes up to the back of your neck keeping you from pulling back. Your mind raising, brain becoming foggy you manage to gasp for air when they move back for a split second in desperate need of air as well, before kissing you again.

In that split second before their head blocked your view of the person across the elevator you caught yourself staring into the eyes of, Haechan. The whole time you were being kissed you couldn’t help but think the intensity and sporadic behavior of the kiss was that of Haechan. The aggressiveness of being pushed against the elevator wall. The firm hold they have on you screamed, Haechan, and yet – he was standing across from you, eyes wide mirroring your own. His mouth slightly ajar as he takes in the scene in front of him.

“R-Ren…” you try to say his name in between his heated kisses.

Slipping his tongue into your mouth, his hold on your neck tightens as does his hold on your waist. Your heart racing like crazy. Never in your wildest dreams would you expect Renjun to behave like this. And yet, here he was. Hands gripping onto you refusing to let you go. Mouth ferociously claiming yours. His body pressed so firmly onto yours that you swear you could feel his heart pounding in his chest. It’s the hottest thing in the entire world!

Your eyes start to close. Haechan’s face becoming blurry as you give in to Renjun. Arms wrapping around him you surrender to this beautiful man. The kiss, already intense, becomes a sloppy mess the longer it persists. His hand gripping your neck starts to lower which allows you to wrap your arms around his neck – pulling him closer to you, his hands resting behind you, at the bottom of your back. A sweet giggle comes from Renjun when you nip at his bottom lip, overcome in this new side of him. However, his little giggle causes you to smile, the passionate out of the blue kiss turning into a sweet one. Your lips numb and swollen the two of you peck each other a few times before he pulls back – face bright red, with the goofiest grin.

“Sorry about that,” he chuckles.

“Please, don’t be sorry,” you shake your head.

“I, uh, missed you…”

Breathing heavily, you gulp down the feeling of uncertainty you were in until the kiss.  “I missed you too, Renjun.”

“D-Did you miss me?” Haechan asks his voice quiet.

Pulling from Renjun, you open your arms wide. “Of course, I missed you.” Wiggling your fingers, you urge him to come over to you.

Without a second to waste, Haechan charges forward until he has you wrapped in his arms, your body like with Renjun, being pushed against the elevator wall. “I thought I was going to go crazy,” he confesses. “I don’t want to do that ever again,” he whines face buried in the crook of your neck. Leaving behind kiss after kiss.

“Okay my little vampire,” you pat his back.

“Renjun,” Haechan smirks.

Turning to the elevator Renjun pushes the button for the top floor. “E-Eh?!” You shriek. “Wh-What are you doing?”

Coming back up to your side, Renjun’s arm snakes around your waist. “We’re heading upstairs,” he whispers into your ear.

“We need to teach you a lesson,” Haechan adds on, his lips trailing kisses along your jawline.

“L-Lesson?” You ask.

Renjun’s lips slide down from your ear to your neck, “mmhmmm,” he answers stopping at your collarbone. “The picture you sent yesterday,” he nips at your skin. “Was quite,” he pauses looking up at you pupils dilated. “Naughty...”

You don’t know who it was, but someone’s hand had since found their way to your clothed pulsating core. Pressing gently against your shorts that have since started to get wet with arousal. “I-I…” you couldn’t formulate a sentence your mind slowly giving into the pleasure you were feeling.

This is exactly what you wanted. In the confines of the dressing room, you stripped down to only your panties. Your heart racing you thought over your plan again and again. This isn’t something you would ever think about doing. Never have you wanted to attempt sending a sexy picture to a man let alone two men. But this wasn’t a typical relationship. The moment you laid your eyes on Haechan when was sitting outside during your lunch break to him sitting next to you on the bus sealed your fate. Now, leaving you longing for two people. Wanting to be seen as beautiful and desirable by both men. Sasha’s words and warning thundering in your ears more than ever as Renjun’s soft lips send you spiraling into a world of bliss.

When you were met with no response by both of them you thought you overstepped. Fear pulsated through your veins. Attacked every nerve of your body and every neuron in your brain. Coming up with a million different reasons as to why you sent that picture you couldn’t come up with a suitable answer. Apology after apology swirled around your mind the whole time you were at the lake and at dinner. The only time it slipped before resurfacing again was when you got your massage. But the only massage you wanted was the one you were getting right now.

“I want you so much,” you tell both men.

“We want you too,” Renjun speaks up. “All of you.” He gulps his eyes laser focused on you.

“You see after you sent that picture,” Haechan interjects your overstimulated mind. “We did some thinking,” he chuckles. “Both of us have feelings for you and we both want to fuck you brainless,” he smirks.

“Haechan,” Renjun sighs.

“Okay, Mr. Romantic over here wants to make love to you, while I want you screaming out my name until you lose your voice.” He smiles proudly.

“That picture,” Renjun’s ears start to turn red. “It made it clear to us what we needed to do. I didn’t want Haechan to have you first,” he blushes.

“And I didn’t want Renjun to tell me what to do.”

Gulping you look between both men, “s-so what have you de-decided?”

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You’re pushed down onto the bed in your shared room with Renjun. The sheets still crumpled from Sasha, Charlotte and yourself just minutes before. Yanking the quilt and sheet from the bed, Renjun heads towards you first. His eyes keeping tabs on you like a predator to its prey. Off to the side, Haechan strips himself of his shirt, his glistening tan skin making you weak in the knees.

“I hope you’re ready,” Haechan gives you a devilish smirk. “We’ve thought long and hard about this.”

“Y-You still haven’t told me a thing,” you direct your question to Renjun. Your sweet Renjun, who wouldn’t make you go around in circles with vague answers.

Shyly chuckling, Renjun hovers over you. Causing you to rest completely on the soft fluffy mattress. His chest rising and falling quickly, he rids himself of his shirt. Pale alabaster skin sparkles in the sunshine that permeates through the curtains. Renjun appearing as a rare pearl. Lowering himself to your lips he places a chaste kiss before pulling back. Lips parted, his warm breath cascades over you.

“We’re going to…” he pauses glancing back at Haechan who was in the process of joining the two of you on the bed. With a deep exhale he presses his chest against yours. Your legs spreading for him to rest comfortably between them. “We’re going to fuck you.”

Renjun’s lips crash down onto yours. How can lips that have spilled such wickedness be soft as an angel’s wings? With his arms holding himself up, you wrap your arms around him – urging him to put more of his weight on you. Heeding your call, Renjun rests most of his weight on top of you. Wrapping your legs around his hips, he starts grinding his pelvis against yours. Lips moving across each other’s fervently. A low growl coming from Renjun’s throat stirs your stomach in the best possible way.

Sitting up, he peers down at you lovingly. Eyes sparkling with adoration but smothered by lust. Propping himself up with one arm, he slides his hand down your body. Gentle fingers brushing over your breast. Stopping for a brief second to tease your sensitive bud, before traveling lower. Coming to the hem of your shirt where he lifts himself up completely so he can take off your shirt. Throwing your shirt off to the side, Renjun marvels at your body. Mentally high-fiving yourself for skipping out on wearing a bra, he licks his lips. Lowering himself to you he kissing along your collarbone.

“So beautiful,” he whispers against your skin.

“Re-Renjun,” you moan his name when he takes your nipple into his mouth. His tongue swirling around your erect bud making you squirm.

Grabbing your other breast with his hand, Renjun takes you into another world with him. The only two people in existence, the two of you. Humming around your nipple his grazes it with his teeth making your hips buck upwards.

Glancing up at you he chuckles, “you like that?” He asks lips still around your bud.

“Mmhmm,” you purr.

Kissing a line across your breasts he does not neglect the other one. Giving your breast one final squeeze before he wraps his lips around your waiting nipple.

There is something about the way Renjun’s lips feel on you that you can’t quite explain. Every kiss, has a different meaning. His emotions seeping past his lips onto your skin. Letting you know that you will be taken care of. That you are adored and appreciated.

Suckling on your nipple his other hand drops down to between your legs where your shorts have now become soaking wet. Smiling against your breast he slides his middle finger between your wet folds — a loud whimper coming from deep within you.

“Fuck, Renjun…” you sigh.

“Already so wet,” he says pulling away from your breast with a pop. “Haechan,” he looks back at his friend who was all too eager to help. “Why don’t you take care of her.” He suggests.

“You don’t have to tell me twice,” he crawls onto the bed swiftly.

“And you,” Renjun pulls away from you a small pout forming on your lips. “You can take care of me.”

He gets off the bed, and Haechan pulls you down lower, your legs dangling around his shoulders. “Hey, baby,” he smirks.

A joyful giggle emerges from you. “Hey, babe,” you wink.

“Shit, love the sound of that.” Growling he bites your inner thigh.

“Haechan,” you gasp.

“Let’s get these off you,” he pulls away tugging not only your shorts but your panties down as well. Discarding them at the bottom of the bed. “Now this is a much better view.” He goes between your legs kissing a trail from your tummy down to the top of your mound. “I’ll never get enough of your sweet pussy,” he kisses over your clit. Hips bucking up to meet his mouth he chuckles. “So sensitive,” he glances to Renjun who rejoins the two of you. “Got her all worked up didn’t you, Junie?” He reaches forward slapping Renjun’s bare ass.

“What the —" Renjun turns back glaring. “We did not agree to any of that freaky stuff, Haechan!”

“Oh, lighten up,” Haechan blows on your wet folds, a shiver raking through your body.

Calling your name gently, Renjun places a soft touch to your cheek. “Are you ready?” He asks you.

“Yes, I’m ready!” You nod eagerly.

Thinking Renjun was going to hover over you so you can take him in your mouth, you didn’t expect him to crawl on top of you — his legs on the side of your arms, dick in his hand waiting for you to open your mouth. His beautiful milky skin starting to turn pink the longer you stare up at him wide-eyed. Gulping you lick your lips, hips slowly moving against Haechan’s fingers.

“O-Open up for me,” Renjun orders sweetly. Looking up at him one last time you do as told. Opening wide, Renjun slides his cock into your mouth. “F-Fuck,” he hisses.

Wrapping your lips around him you move down his length. Keeping his weight off of you, Renjun assists in guiding his length into your mouth. Small curses and pants coming from him. While you get Renjun ready, Haechan finally licks a stripe from your entrance up to your clit. A groan comes from you vibrating against Renjun’s length.

“Shit, Haechan,” Renjun bucks his hips forward the tip of his cock almost reaching the back of your throat. “Whatever the hell you did, do it again.” Taking note Haechan licks from your entrance to your clit once more, flicking his tongue over your nub teasingly. Squirming and wanting Haechan to stop messing around and devour your pussy you can’t help the moaning coming from you. “Feels so good,” Renjun slides himself further into your mouth.

Using the headboard to hold himself up, he starts sliding in and out of your mouth. Eyes closed shut, mouth open he trembles above you. Wrapping your arms around him, you pull him closer — taking as much of his cock as you can, feeling the tip prodding the back of your throat.

“Shit, feels so good,” he moans. Moving his hips faster you hollow out your cheeks. Gripping his thighs, your hips moving against Haechan’s mouth in unison to Renjun’s thrusts.

Both your moans and Renjun’s fill the room along with wet kisses and the lapping of Haechan’s tongue against your pussy. Sliding up further Renjun slides his length all the way into your mouth, holding your head keeping you steady. His eyes roll into the back of his head while he enjoys the feeling of his cock in your mouth. Softly, he starts to fuck your mouth. Your nails dig into his skin as you try not to breathe or gag around him. Having a man deep throat you wasn’t something you were new to, but one single inhale and you’d be gagging around Renjun, possibly scaring him half to death ruining the entire mood.

Looking up at him, your stomach twists. He has to be one of the sweetest looking men in the world. Sexy would have been the preferred term, but even with his cock down your throat there was something still pure about him. His gentle touch against the sides of your face. How he doesn’t try to gag you, but tenderly pushes himself in and out of your mouth. Doing his utmost best to control himself in order not to hurt you. Everything about Renjun makes you want to take more of him. To devour his very soul, to merge together and become one singular entity.

Flushed skin glistens with light sweat. His brows creased at the center, as he uses your mouth. Giving you a chance to breathe, Renjun slides out of your mouth. Your jaw goes slack, a little sore from keeping your mouth open for so long, but you just can’t get enough of him. The way he tastes. The noises that leave his lips keeps making you come back for more. Licking the underside of his cock, your tongue travels up and down his length — your eyes staring daggers into his, wanting to see every tiny contortion of his face. Snagging his lower lip between his teeth, he strokes your hair lovingly.

“Y-You have no idea how good your mouth feels,” he tugs at your bottom lip with his thumb.

“You have no idea how good YOUR mouth feels,” you add nipping his finger. Laughing, Renjun shimmies off of you.

Haechan who is hard at work suckling on your clit looks up when you sit up onto your elbows. “Finally,” he mumbles against your bundle of nerves. “Been wanting to see your beautiful face the whole time.”

Tossing your head back you start moaning loudly now fully focused on the way Haechan’s lips move against your pussy. “Haechan…I’m so close…”

“Alright, baby. I’ve got you…” bringing his mouth back down to your pussy, Haechan sucks on your clit HARD. Your pelvis starts levitating off the bed and he wraps his arms around you holding you steady.

“Y-Yes!” You scream. “Fuck, Haechan, don’t stop! Right there! Right —" your voice disappears.

Humming in delight against your folds Haechan watches you come undone. His favorite thing in the world. Your body glistening in light sweat making you look even more beautiful in his eyes. When your fingers go into his hair, your raspy voice telling him to be gentle he eases up, pulls back leaving behind a few licks making sure to get all of your juices.

Sliding up your body, Haechan leaves behind kiss after kiss. Stopping at your breasts to give each nipple a little nibble before finding his way to your lips. “I hope you’re ready for more.”

Shaking beneath him, your orgasm still working havoc on your body you press a kiss to his lips. “S-So ready.”

Smiling against your lips, Haechan kisses you so lightly it’s as if a feather is brushing against your lips. A twist from his usual aggressive kisses. Tasting yourself on his lips you wrap your arms and legs around him.

Not wanting to let this gorgeous man go — he pulls your arms off of him, earning a deep sigh from you. “Renjun,” Haechan glances back towards the bottom of the bed.

Moving off of you, Haechan slips out of his basketball shorts and briefs. Cock springing up already hard. He makes himself comfortable. Getting close to you but not to the point he’s interfering and starts palming his length. However, it’s Renjun climbing on top of you again that pulls your attention away.

“I’ll only do this if you want me to,” Renjun whispers softly, his body hovering over you, length grazing your soaking folds. “I don’t want to pressure you into anything you don’t want.”

“Renjun,” you hold open your arms and he lowers himself into them. Lifting yourself up to whisper into his ear, you utter the one thing you’ve wanted since he first ate you out. “Please, fuck me,” you gnaw on his earlobe.

“Shit,” he curses.

Spreading your legs wider you give Renjun ample room to situate himself. His arms start to shake from fear, excitement, worry, you don’t know but you reach up cupping his cheek in your hand. Leaning into your touch, he rubs his length against your folds slicking himself up with your juices.

“Y-You’ll let me know if I hurt you, right?”

“Yes, sweetie, I will.”

Eyes widening, Renjun tries to fight against the smile that spreads like wildfire on his face. The pet name you spoke helping to calm his nerves. Placing the head of his cock at your entrance you look into his eyes as he slides inside of you. The moment Renjun enters your tight convulsing walls both of your eyes started to close simultaneously, the feeling all to pleasurable.

“Shit! You feel so amazing…” he moans. “You’re so tight…”

Giggling you open your arms. “Come here, sweetie.”

Bending down, your legs falling back closer to your body, Renjun thrusts into you gently. Reaching up you pull him in for a kiss. This feeling, being filled up by Renjun, is better than you could have ever imagined. He’s the perfect size. Not too big, not too small, just right. Just like everything about him he’s perfect.

“Ah! Yes!” Your body curls feeling your walls being stretched when he pushes into you deeper.

Renjun’s thrusts are light as the two of you get used to this new feeling. Your walls clench around his length has Renjun pulling away from the kiss, “shit you feel so fucking good.”

“Deeper, Renjun, please go deeper…” you moan against his lips.

Renjun’s hips meet yours as he drives himself deeper into you. Whimpering, you try to loosen up more so you can fully feel his length inside of you. Since your ex, you’ve been without for quite some time. It felt amazing to be filled again. Even more amazing that it’s Renjun, and eventually…

You look to your right to see Haechan. One hand resting behind the back of his head — the other palming his length, lips parted and eyes solely focused on you.

“He making you feel good, baby?” Haechan asks.

“Yes, so good,” your eyes roll into the back of your head when Renjun pushes himself fully into you. “Ahhh, fuck! So so so good!”

Grinding his hips into yours harder, Renjun reaches new depths of your very soul. His hair drenched in sweat, eyes soft and loving while he drives his length deep into your pussy. Lifting your hips as much as you can you meet his thrusts. Lips crash down onto yours once again taking your breath away.

Parting your mouth in a moan, Renjun slides his tongue inside. Wrestling around for dominance of the kiss you’re too far gone to put up much of a fight. His tongue swirls around yours exploring every crevice before he sucks on your tongue.

“Hmmmm…” you sigh into the kiss. Wanting to stay like this with Renjun forever. His lips on yours, cock deep in your pussy with love swirling around the two of you.

Love. That’s the word that’s been screaming in the back of your mind. Love for Renjun though still a stranger to you, he’s been the sweetest person since you’ve had the opportunity to get to know him. Love for Haechan who is absolutely wild, primal, and insatiable — but still has this sweet side to him, like when he was tending to your hands. Love for both men who have turned your world upside down. Love that you hope won’t disappear once the long weekend ends.

“Fuck, man, I need to feel her on me,” Haechan growls next to you.

Humming against your lips, Renjun pulls away from you. “You in front and me behind?” He asks Haechan.

“Hell yeah!”

“Get on your hands and knees, alright?” Renjun pecks your lips.

Pulling away from your grasp, he slides his length from your walls ever so slowly, prolonging the feeling of your connection. A cry of emptiness has you quickly going onto your hands and knees — your ass lifting in the air, in hopes you’ll be filled up quickly. Renjun goes onto his knees, hands resting on your hips behind you while Haechan scurries in front of you.

“Come here,” he growls playfully pulling your face to his slamming his lips to yours.

Haechan’s lips move across yours hungrily. Not giving you a chance to truly kiss him back. His hand gripping onto your neck securely keeping you pressed against his lips. This is the dynamic that fills your stomach with butterflies. Soft and sweet, Renjun, and wild and rough, Haechan. Polar opposite’s working together to charm you into a realm of lust.

Managing to pick up somewhat of Haechan’s rhythm, Renjun rubs the head of his cock against your folds.

Humming into the kiss, Renjun slides himself back into you. Finally, you’re reunited again. Pulling back from the kiss, Haechan bites your bottom lip a fire in his gaze.

“I want to feel your lips around me, baby,” he pecks your lips before gently pushing your head down to his waiting length.

“My pleasure…” you wrap a hand around the base of his cock bringing your lips down to kiss the tip.

“Love your lips so much,” Haechan groans, his head falling back against the headboard.

Diving down you gulp up Haechan’s cock like you haven’t drank in weeks. His hands quickly tangling in your hair as he moans out your name for the whole world to hear.

“Yes, so fucking good,” he holds your head still the tip of his cock resting deep in your throat. “Hold steady, baby.” He whispers his hips bucking up when you slide yourself further down. “Shit! You love sucking my cock, don’t you?” He chuckles.

Nodding you open wider taking him into your mouth completely. “Shit man,” Haechan strokes your hair. “I can have her lips wrapped around my dick for the rest of my life.”

“Wait till you’re inside her,” Renjun grunts thrusting faster and deeper into you. “Better than her mouth.”

Tightening around Renjun from the words leaving his lips you yank your head back coughing, desperate for air. “Deeper, Renjun! Deeper!” You push back against him matching his movements.

“Fuck!” Renjun trembles behind you getting closer and closer to finishing. “Won’t last much longer if you keep this up,” he gives your behind a light smack.

“Again!” You bend over sticking your ass up into the air more.

“Someone seems desperate for a punishment,” Haechan strokes his cock. “Isn’t that right, baby?” He lifts your face to peer into your eyes. “You’re a naughty girl who needs to be punished.”

“Yes! Please!” You bounce against Renjun’s cock.

“Sending pictures in those dresses, nipples hard ready to be sucked on,” Haechan grabs your breasts in his hands. “Your lips parted with your sweet innocent eyes looking into the camera. But we know you’re anything but innocent.”

Jerking your face up to him, he licks over your lips before biting down on your bottom lip. “You just want to be filled up, top to bottom, don’t you!”

“Fuck, yes!” You scream a second orgasm rearing its head quickly.

“Make sure that she learns it’s not good to tease people,” he kisses your lips gently. Smirking against your lips Haechan brings your head back down to his cock. “Open wide, baby.”

Doing as told you slide down onto Haechan’s length. A low growl vibrating in his chest when you start bobbing your head. Behind you, Renjun raises a hand high in the air and brings it down with one swift movement landing a loud smack against your tight taut flesh.

“Mmmmmm!!!” You moan lips wrapped around Haechan’s cock.

“Again!” He tells Renjun.

Renjun lifts his hand up into the air and lands another smack onto your rear end.

“Fuck!” You whimper pulling away from Haechan. “Feels so good,” you grind on Renjun’s length.

“Have you learned your lesson,” Haechan strokes your hair lovingly.

Smirking you stick out your tongue teasing the head of his length. Soft whimpers coming from him. “Maybe,” you suckle the tip. “Maybe not,” shrugging you slide all the way down until you reach the base, your body curling when the tip of his cock reaches the back of your throat.

“Damn it!” Haechan holds your head down thrusting into you carefully. “Fuck, I’m gonna,” he lets out a high-pitched whine as warm white strands coat the back of your throat. “Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!”

Humming happily, you slowly pull yourself away making sure that you don’t accidentally drip any of his cum out of your mouth. Free of his length, you sit up, open your mouth slightly showing him how much he came.

Haechan reaches out pulling you to him but before he can even think about kissing you, you swallow all of him. “Did you?” He looks at you incredulously. “Little minx,” he slams his lips on yours pulling you to him, almost making you come off of Renjun’s length. “Thanks, babe,” he whispers on your lips.

“Any~ time~,” you purr still on a high.

“She’s all yours…for now,” Haechan leaves you with one last peck before sliding off to the side.

Renjun pulls out of you tapping your legs, “turn around,” he instructs.

Turning around you settle on your back. Without a moment to spare, Renjun slides himself inside of you, his body looming over yours. Sweat drenched, he thrusts into you deeper and quicker.

“So beautiful,” he whispers his lips close to yours.

“You feel so good, Renjun,” you kiss along his jaw.

His head falls down to rest in the crook of your neck. Body lying on top of yours. Wrapping your arms and legs around him, Renjun pushes into you deeply.

“You feel so good,” he mumbles against your skin. “So, fucking good…” Pressing soft kisses to your neck he slams his hips into yours, your walls clenching around him. Butterflies soar throughout your stomach signifying that you were closing in on another orgasm. Clinging to him your inner walls squeeze around his length tightly. “Sh-Shit…” his hips sputter.

“Harder, Renjun! Harder!” You cry into his ear.

Curling his body, Renjun slams into you hard taking your very breath away. Eyes clouding over, he pulls out of you slowly before slamming into you again, this time even harder than before. Little by little you start losing sense of reality. The only reality is the feeling of Renjun inside of you. Curses swirl around you, and Renjun’s teeth clamp down on your neck – a deep grunt from his throat bringing you back down from your high.

“F-Fuck, I-I’m going to cum…” he picks up his pace.

“Inside me, cum inside me,” you hold him tightly in your arms.

“E-Eh? Wh-What about…” his voice trails off.

“I’m on the pill!” You say hastily.

“And you’re sure,” he asks again a strain in his voice as he holds out for as long as he can.

“Yes, I’m sure, please fill me up with your cum, Renjun, please!!!!!!”

“Sh-Shit!”

Renjun bucks his hips into yours uncontrollably – holding onto him for dear life, your walls tighten around him bringing on not only your climax, but his as well. With one final deep hard thrust he shoots his hot white strands inside of you, coating your inner walls. Hips sputtering, a groan straining his throat, he falls limp in your hold. Your body twitching under him, voice hoarse and raspy.

“H-Holy shit!” You start giggling. Sitting up, Renjun lifts his body up just enough to look down at you. His hair flat, sticking to his reddened face. Sweat trickling down his neck has you smiling from ear to ear. “That was amazing,” you reach up stroking his cheek.

“I’ve never came so hard in my life,” Renjun bends down placing his nose on yours. “There’s something I wish to tell you, but it’s far to early to say it,” he presses a gentle kiss on your lips. “But I want you to know that I have incredibly strong feelings for you,” he kisses you deeper.

Fatigue that was creeping up your spine vanishes when Renjun slides his tongue in your mouth. Cupping his face in your hands you kiss him back with all the love you can give in a mere kiss. Love, you know that’s what he wants to say. What he wants to express, but he’s right – it’s far too early to say such a word. Perhaps in the not so far future you’ll be able to not only hear him say he loves you, but you say it back to him.

Pulling back with a single peck, he looks over to Haechan.

“Ready?” He asks him.

Turning you find Haechan hard once again, his tan skin burning brightly with desire. Licking your lips an inner fire being lit inside of you. “More than ready,” he holds your hand in his.

Touching his hand, it’s literally burning up. The man has now turned into a furnace just from watching you! Skin ablaze with lust. The gentle lamb that is Renjun is now going to be replaced by the fierce lion. Sliding out of your arms, Renjun kisses down your body. Farewell kisses for the time being. Stopping at your breasts he not only gives them a firm squeeze but each nipple a peck. Staring down at where your hips are still connected, he pulls out of you gently.

When he pulls out of you completely, his cum starts to pour out of your entrance. Eyes wide, Renjun watches in awe at how much he came. Using your inner muscles, you push out more of his cum. Eyes darting up to yours, Renjun licks his lips.

“So hot…” he mumbles fingers rubbing over his cum leaving you.

“Mmm…Re-Renjun…” your hips start moving against his fingers.

Chuckling he shakes his head, “you’re just as bad as Haechan,” he teases.

“No, it’s all you,” you try to defend yourself.

Thinking back on how Charlotte called you a slut for helping Haechan get off in the bus – maybe she was on to something. Never would you expect to have done anything that you’ve done on this trip in your wildest dreams. Not once would you expect to jerk someone off in a public setting. Not once would you have thought about fooling around in a bathroom where anyone can come in and see you in a fucked-out state. Not once have you had two people help bathe you and then pleasure you while you’re still dripping wet, and not once have you had feelings for said two people. At the end of the day perhaps you’re more like Haechan than you care to admit. Someone fueled by desire and lust.

Reeling in ecstasy under Renjun’s control your hips arch high in the air, a scream coming from you as another orgasm rakes through your body – making you twist and turn around in the bed like a fish out of water, goosebumps covering every inch of skin.

“Shit!” You start crying.

Tears pouring from your eyes you reach out into the air desperate for Renjun’s arms. Crawling back up to you, he wraps you in a hug. “F-Fuck, Re-Renjun…” you stutter. Trembling waves of euphoria scorching every nerve ending.

“That good, huh?” He smirks.

“F-Fantas-tic…” you look up to Haechan who’s staring down at you with a devilish smirk. “He’s star –” you shiver, “starting to sound like you.”

Haechan goes over to the other side of the bed, his hands wrapping around your waist. “You know you love it,” he takes you into his arms and out of Renjun’s. “You good?” He asks Renjun.

“She’s all yours.” Renjun concedes sliding over to where Haechan was sitting.

Lips kissing along your jaw Haechan’s hold on you is tight. Eyes closed you enjoy the feeling of his lips sliding down to your neck. Always your neck, you giggle internally. Your little vampire. Nipping at your skin where you’re the most responsive you moan out into the room. Haechan’s hand travels down your body. Caressing every curve and dip until his hand lands on your ass. Gripping the flesh roughly he growls against your skin.

“On your stomach,” he orders. Moving away from you, you get onto your stomach. Making sure you’re as comfortable as possible he slides his hands up the back of your legs. “Spread your legs for me, baby,” he gives your ass a little slap making you whine.

Spreading your legs apart you readjust so it doesn’t put strain on your hips. Fingers gliding up and down your entrance has you squeaking and pulling away, still sensitive from Renjun’s ministrations.

“Not so fast,” Haechan chuckles. Sticking two fingers in his mouth he wets them before sliding them inside of you. A high-pitched purr emits from your throat. “Still so wet…” he slides his fingers in and out of you before curling them making your body curl in response.

Opening your legs as wide as you can you enjoy the feeling of Haechan’s fingers working you over. Adding another finger, you hum in pleasure. But that pleasure is short lived. He pulls out his fingers earning a groan of disapproval but that groan is replaced with a hiss.

“Sh-Shit,” you go to glance back when Haechan leans his body over yours.

“F-Fuck,” he grunts easing himself inside of you. “Even after Renjun, your pussy is still this tight?”

“Imagine how I felt,” Renjun sighs from the side, cock in his hand.

“Thanks for volunteering as tribute,” Haechan jokes.

Trying to loosen up, you take a deep breath in but that’s cut off with a deep thrust of Haechan’s hips. Yelping you curl under him. “H-Hae-Haechan!” You moan.

With his chest resting against your back Haechan digs his hips into yours. Where Renjun was gentle, Haechan is rough. Slapping sounds of his hips hitting yours along with your moans starts to fill the room. Yes, these two are the perfect combo. Sweet and gentle and loud and abrasive.

“Best pussy in the world,” Haechan groans in your ear. “Taking me in so well,” he slaps his hips into yours.

“Mmm…f-faster,” you turn your head to look back at him as best you can.

Moving faster, Haechan slams himself deep into you. This new angle making you come undone faster than you would have thought. His body on top of you, holding you down where you can’t move. The sexiest groans and whimpers escaping past his lips while he drives himself into you.

“Fuck! Yes!” You shout when he brushes against your g-spot. “Shit! Again! Please again!” You lift your hips to meet his.

“Another orgasm?” He leans his face down to yours. “After Renjun and I made you cum four times already, you want another one?”

“Yes! Please!” Your hips slam up against his.

“Think you deserve it?” He slows down his movements. “Sending those pictures to us when we couldn’t have our way with you doesn’t seem like an action that deserves a reward.” Pulling back, Haechan slams his hip into yours his cock going deep inside you.

“Fuck, I-I’m sorry!” You whimper.

“Sure about that?” He pulls back slamming into you again. “I think you knew exactly what you were doing. The office sweetheart sending lewd pictures to her co-workers,” he chuckles. “What would everyone think about that?”

Whimpering you start drooling onto the mattress. “Showing off your beautiful body in those skimpy dresses.” He thrusts deeply then bites down gently on the top of your ear.

“Fu-Fuck!” You shriek body trembling under Haechan.

“Oh, should I mention Jeno and Jaemin were with us when you sent those naughty pictures. Took Jaemin by surprise. I believe he always saw you in a respectable light, but now…”

Haechan sits up hands placed on your lower back. “I think he too would love to be in this room fucking you,” he starts ramming into you.

Screaming out you grip onto the bed sheet for dear life. “Shit! Yes! Yes!”

“You like that d-don’t you?” Haechan grunts. “Knowing that people saw your little peep show.”

“N-No!!” You shake your head.

“Liar!” Haechan’s grip on you tightens while he thrusts into you so deep and hard you start seeing stars. The pressure building up inside of you quickly. “Just thinking about other people seeing you like that has your tight little pussy clenching my dick so hard you’re about to break it off,” he growls.

“B-Because of you!” You whimper. “You and Renjun!”

“You wanted us to fuck you yesterday, didn’t you? Sending us that topless picture was to get us to break our promise to you! Wasn’t it?!”

“Fuck! Yes!” You clench your eyes tightly.

“Wanted our dick’s buried in this pussy!”

“Yes! S-So bad!!” Haechan manages to brush over your g-spot again. “There! There! Don’t stop! Please don’t stop! Keep fucking me right there!”

Haechan growls lowly, “son of a bitch!”

His movements start to become erratic as he rails into you as fast as he can. With your hips moving against his, you start chanting his name as your fifth orgasm of the morning hits you like a bulldozer. A scream gets stuck in your throat as both you and Haechan freeze up.

“Sh-Shit!!” Haechan clenches his hands on your hips when he feels your walls squeeze around him. “That’s it, baby,” he coos. “Cum all over my dick…”

Gasping for air your mind becomes one foggy mess. You don’t remember when it was that Haechan pulled you up into his arms, cock still deep inside of you – your back flush against his chest, his hands gripping your breasts tightly as he fucked you. Or, when he had you on your back, hips slamming into yours like pistons. And certainly not when he rolled you both onto your sides, one of your legs draped over his waist, his cock slowly becoming buried inside of you, but it’s in this position that your thoughts start to come back to you. The fog clearing as his sweet words has you holding onto him tightly.

“I can’t stand how good you feel,” Haechan kisses your neck. “Waited far too long for this.”

Slurring your words, you manage to tell him how good he feels. Haechan’s lips smiling against your warm sweat covered skin. Getting fucked like this was always something you wanted deep down inside. To have a guy not be so gentle with you like you were made of glass. To grab you, shove you in the position that he wanted you in and to use you and your pussy to how he saw fit.

Then again, the sweet variety that you’ve been able to try today has surely made you rethink everything. Haechan’s soft kisses against your skin while he thrusts into you slowly – in contrast to Renjun’s deep fast but still gentle thrusts. What you’ve gotten yourself into is the worst pickle you’ll ever be in, but right here and now, you could care less.

“Wanted you so bad,” Haechan whispers in your ear just loud enough for you to hear. “Hated every fucking boyfriend you had,” he slides his cock into you slowly prolonging each thrust.

“H-Haechan?” Your confusion ends up sounding like a moan of pleasure.

His hand sliding down to your ass, he grips your still reddened flesh tightly. “Always smiling and giggling with them. Kissing them and hugging them,” he growls. “Couldn’t stand it.”

“Wh-What are you s-saying?”

“Ride my dick, baby,” he kisses your cheek. “Show me how much you need my cock.”

There was no contest to his words. You absolutely needed Haechan right now. Lifting your hips you move against him, grinding yourself down onto his length. Head falling back, he holds onto you while you use him for your pleasure.

“That’s it, baby,” he kisses along your collarbone. “Such a good girl,” he teases.

“H-Haechan!” You cry out for him.

The grip of his hand on your ass helps you move against him. Feeling him going deeper and deeper inside of you as your movements become faster and harder. There is something so intimate about the way he has you. Back turned to Renjun, you can’t focus on anyone but him. His one hand cradling your back, fingers lightly pressed against your skin compared to his firm tight grip on your behind still leading you, still controlling you but letting you create the pace and depth.

“Fuck~!” A long sigh moves past your lips.

The tip of Haechan’s cock brushing across your g-spot makes you twitch in his hold. It was like his cock and your g-spot were magnetically attracted to each other. His fingers another magnetically attracted force to the oh so sweet spot inside of you.

“I’ve wanted you for my own for a long time, baby,” Haechan mumbles against the base of your neck.

“Oh!!!!” You start grinding on his cock faster at his confession. “Wh-Why…?” You try to finish your question but the feeling of him driving his dick deep inside of you, his movements becoming messier as he builds himself up to cum has your brain turning to mush.

“B-Bastards kept,” he pulls you against his chest his face disappearing against your chest. “I-Interfering!” He roars hips bucking into you quickly.

“Th-The Christmas, ahhhhh!!!!!” You shiver in his hold another orgasm gearing up. “P-Party!”

“Y-You fucked that up,” he bites your neck. “S-So God damn sexy I freaked,” he sucks on the sweet spot of your neck. “Thought I was gonna burst on the spot!”

“Mmmmm…” you lick your lips thinking back on that day.

You were sitting a top Charlotte’s desk in her cubicle while the two of you waited for your lunch break to end. Having come in early from outside so you can jump right into work, your quarter deadline approaching quickly – you two chatted about who was going to hook up with whom at the Christmas Party, as you did every year since Charlotte joined the company. When all of a sudden, she nudged you. Looking over you see Haechan with his eyes dead set on yours.

In the office Haechan was a known flirt. He’d go up to every woman and chat her up like he was the rooster in a hen house. Though only a few women fell prey to his advances, you were determined to not be added to his list of conquests. Not to mention, you just had the rug pulled out from under you with Marcus. A man you thought was the love of your life. The one you were going to have children with, but it turns out he found himself in love with someone else. Someone whom you least expected, another man.

When he told you, it was on the night you thought he was going to pop the question. A beautiful romantic candle lit dinner in a restaurant he rented out just for the two of you. A band playing soft music in the background. Delicious food and champagne. Your heart was beating so fast when he said the words, ‘there’s something I need to tell you.’ Making sure your hands weren’t sweaty you wiped them repeatedly on your dress – getting them ready for the big moment, only to be left with a giant GOOSE EGG!

You swore that you wouldn’t tell a soul. Marcus was leaving the company to live abroad with his new lover, and you were left alone and broken hearted. It took a few months and a lot tubs of ice cream to get over him, but you did. Only to have caught Haechan’s eyes. So, when he came up to you it was on that very day you marked on your calendar as the day you would get back out into the world of dating, but you couldn’t pass up the opportunity to tease him. Something inside you stirred the moment he approached you. A cynical side that wanted to find out how far you could go before he cracked and boy did he ever crack.

Now, with his cock ramming into you, you only wish you would have taken him up on that offer all those months ago – then again, you probably wouldn’t be here with Renjun if you did.

“You were so cute,” you taunt him. “Thought you had a chance with me.”

Your quickly pushed onto your back, Haechan hovering over you. Hips driving into yours fast and hard fucking you into the mattress with everything he’s got.

“Says the woman who’s crying out because of me,” he spits back playfully. “Bet you wished you could have had me back then, don’t you?”

Nodding you grab hold of his forearms bracing yourself while he uses you as his personal fuck toy. “Y-Yes! Oh! Yes!”

“Shit! I can’t wait any –”

Smacking his pelvis into yours one last time, Haechan empties out inside of you. Body shaking, he cries out in the sexiest high-pitched whine you’ve ever heard. Making you squeeze around him, milking him dry.

“F-Fuck, baby…” Haechan gasps, body collapsing on top of yours.

“Mmmm…so good,” you stroke your fingers through his sweat drenched hair.

Lifting himself up enough to slide his hand down between your legs, cock still inside of you, Haechan rubs over your clit with such intensity that it takes only a few minutes until your shaking under him, nails digging into his skin leaving behind marks as you ride out your orgasm.

“Sh-Sh-Sh…” you try to say the word but you can’t stop shaking.

“You were worth the wait,” Haechan places a gentle kiss on your lips. “Even if I had to wait another ten years to have been able to be with you like this, I would have.”

“H-Hae-Haechan…”

Slipping himself out from between your legs, Haechan takes a place on your one side – clinging to you, his face buried in your neck. Renjun shuffles over to your other side and settles down next to you, his arm wrapping around you.

“You did so well,” he kisses your cheek.

“R-Renjun,” you reach up and he kisses you softly. When he pulls back you search his eyes. Still sparkling brightly is the unspoken word that the two of you wish to speak. The word that is already becoming bigger and stronger every passing second, you’re in each other’s presence.

“Lesson…learned…” Haechan yawns next to you.

Laughing you lightly kick him with your foot. An unspoken word representing all three of you. As you settle down for a short nap a dark cloud looms over you. Tomorrow is going to be your last day at the hotel. Your last day with Renjun and Haechan in this room. Your last day to be free to act out whatever it is that’s going on between the three of you. It’s also the day that you need to talk to them about how you truly feel about them…

You just hope that they’ll understand you…

PART 8

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[mobblogging]

Food menu items from the Mob Psycho 100 III x bunbougu cafe collaboration (Oct 14-Nov 28, 2022). Via the bunbougu cafe website.

The meals have names and descriptions provided in the original website! I highly recommend visiting!

Regardless, I'll add the (poorly google translated) information here under the cut in case the page ever becomes unavailable for any reason.

In order of appearance,

Mob's Large Takoyaki Burger Plate: Mob's favorite takoyaki turned into a hamburger...! Ingredients include melting cheese and pickled ginger!! The garnish is crispy potato fries with refreshing pickles. Enjoy the salad with basil dressing as you like!!

Reigen's Shark Fin? Plenty of Ankake! A Crab Fried Rice(?) Pizza: Narutomaki and char siu, and more rice? Pizza with crab fried rice(?). Thick, fluffy focaccia is used for the batter. Chinese bean paste is also gorgeous, with that luxury ingredient shark's fin? If you like, there is Caesar dressing for the accompanying salad. Also try the crispy shrimp crackers!

Ritsu's Many Favorite Things! Tea Soba Side Dish Plate Set: A side dish plate with deep-fried tofu and simmered pork. The salad is a creamy dressing with black pepper. The main tea soba is also served with Kinshi tamago. Enjoy the stationery cafe's homemade spicy sesame sauce!!

Teru's Jambalaya TKG Self-Indulgent Side Dish Parfait 150%: A juicy and voluminous side dish parfait filled with fried shrimp, hamburg steak, and rare steak! Plenty of ingredients inside!! The spicy jambalaya is topped with a plump and rich egg yolk, coriander, and lemon. Enjoy the surrounding salad together! Please enjoy the sauce that comes with the parfait or TKG as you like.

[dazai-ism]

bsd college au headcanons

i have so many thoughts on this that it's unbelievable. also, i'm an american, so i'm going to base this on u.s. colleges and universities (i'm so sorry). anyways, here we go

firstly, on dazai and fyodor:

for me, in all bsd modern aus, dazai and fyodor are rivals and begrudging acquaintances-maybe-friends. dazai is a psychology major, and fyodor is a criminology major. they share so many fucking classes together that they can't help but acknowledge each other's existence

that being said: they constantly battle for the valedictorian spot of their class (year). i would like to think that in the first semester of their freshman year, dazai won, but in the second semester, fyodor did. that earned him a whole quarter's worth of rebuking insults and pettiness

and they're both arrogant as hell, so they can't not brag about their scores

i imagine that if they were ever in the same literature class, one of them would purposely be the 'devil's advocate' in every single seminar just to annoy the other

on that note, can you imagine them debating the moral rationality of crime and punishment??? if you've read the book, you would understand. it would start world war fucking iii

they do work well together on group assignments and stuff, though. they prefer partnering up with each other because, in their words, "everyone else is too damn stupid"

next, dazai and kunikida:

kunikida and dazai are roommates. they met in college, not high school (probably came from opposite sides of the fucking country)

i imagine that their first interaction went like this:

dazai: oh!!! my roommate!!! welcome!!!! do you think this curtain bar is tall enough for me to hang myself on???? kunikida: what the fuck?? no????? dazai: oh, that's terribly unfortunate. also, did you request our dorm to be on the first floor? kunikida: yes, of course??? why would you want to unnecessarily climb extra flights of stairs? dazai: oh, no reason. i just wanted to try jumping out of the window, but i guess that's a foregone conclusion now [sighs wistfully] kunikida: what the actual fuck

(more under the cut!!!)

yeah. anyways

kunikida is ever-annoyed by dazai, but he also is a little bit concerned, not that he'd ever admit it

he's also a political science major on the pre-law track, so he's slightly stuck-up. at first, dazai can't believe he has this righteous, lofty dude as his roommate, but he gets used to it. i also think he would play tricks on kunikida like he does in canon—his notebook mysteriously disappears and then reappears twice a month without fail, like clockwork

kunikida is the suffering listener to most of dazai's daily ramblings (most of which are answers to 'philosophical' questions), his most recent one being: is "X food" a soup or a salad??

moving on. stem vs. humanities

there is a long-running war between the stem and humanities departments in the university, and people hold a lot of grudges. for example

tanizaki (a chemistry major) dumped a whole bottle of 1879 wine inside chuuya's (a literature major specializing in poetry) backpack once. dazai cackled at it (despite also being a humanities major), but he still took chuuya's side

kouyou (a gender studies major) started dating yosano (a biology major on the pre-med track) in their sophomore year, and it caused a huge ruckus. kouyou still has stains on her favorite dress

mori (a biology professor) is definitely not above joining in on the scheme. i imagine that he occasionally helps his students plan some quite elaborate pranks on fukuzawa (a comparative lit. professor) and his classes

atsushi is an anthropology major, while akutagawa studies astrophysics. with their peers involved, they've reluctantly participated in a few (read: a whole fucking lot) of prank wars, one of which involved a pack of gummy worms and the communal showers. dazai eggs them on every chance he gets

on the hunting dogs:

jouno is an electrical engineering major who absolutely delights in bothering his rather apathetic roommate, tecchou (a government major)

fukuchi is definitely the applied mathematics professor that everybody hates (fuck canon fukuchi)

teruko is a film and visual studies major, but she wants to minor in contemporary art. honestly, though, teruko is more of a wild card in my hcs because i like to think that she wants to dabble a little bit in everything but simply doesn't have enough spare time to invest

tachihara is a classics major. i love the idea of tachihara being a total nerd about greco-roman history. he probably sculpts as a hobby or something. i don't know

i have way too many ideas about this. i might update this more in the future >:D reply with your own hcs if you have any!!! i'd love to hear them

[dailyexo]

[TRANSLATION] Baekhyun - 210215 Twitter account updates

"근데 내가 이거 음식 추천 받으면서 느낀건데 떡볶이를 왜이렇게 좋아해!!?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ다들!?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ무슨일이야!"

Translation: "I was thinking about this while getting recommendations for what to eat, but why is tteokbokki⁽ⁱ⁾ so loved!? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Everyone?! ㅋㅋㅋㅋ What’s going on!"

"떡볶이마스터들이야그냥 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ너무웃겨 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ에볶리 , 에뽁끼 느낌"

Translation: "You guys are all tteokbokki masters ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ so funny ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Aebokki⁽ⁱⁱ⁾"

"난 원래 떡볶이를 잘 안먹어! 우리가 좀 그부분에서 안맞네??..."

Translation: "I didn't eat a lot of tteokbokki to begin with! We don’t match well on that part??..."

"근데 맞춰가야하니까 오늘 로떡 먹어볼개"

Translation: "But in order to match I’ll eat rose tteokbokki"

"배떡많이 먹어보신분 혹시 떡 선택 뭘로해야함?.."

Translation: "Has anyone had delivered tteokbokki? What kind of rice cakes did you guys get?"

"대부분 누들밀떡에 분모자를 추가하라는군"

Translation: "Usually people, get noodle wheat rice cakes and Fen Hao Zi noodles"

"분모자품절이야 ㅜㅜㅜ흐어어어어엉 치즈추가해...?? 계란은 두개추가했어"

Translation: "Fen Jao Zi noodles are all out ㅜㅜ Should I add extra cheese ..?? I already added two eggs"

"중당을 추가할게 그리고 참치마요에 튀김추천좀"

Translation: "I'll just add more noodles; please give me recommendations on what goes well with tuna mayo⁽ⁱⁱⁱ⁾"

"내 메뉴알려줄게

로제떡볶이 순한맛 누들밀떡에 중당추가 계란2개추가

사이드 참치마요 롤링롤링추지마요 1개 집게살 4개 해쉬브라운2개 핫도그튀김1개 치즈스틱 2개 김말이4개 미니어묵탕 한개

더 추가할게 뭐있을까!"

Translation: "I'll show you my menu:

Rose tteokbokki, with extra noodles; Wheat rice cake noodles with two eggs added

A side of tuna mayo and one serving of don't-do-rolling-rolling; 4 servings of crab meat, 2 hash browns, 1 hot dog, 2 cheese sticks, 4 servings of stir-fried cellophane noodles wrapped in seaweed, and 1 mini fish cake soup

What else should I add?"

"나 씻고올게 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 떡볶이같이먹자"

Translation: "I'll go wash up ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Let's eat tteokbokki together (afterwards)"

"90분 걸린데... 오는데..."

Translation: "It will take 90 minutes... it's coming..."

"라이브를준비해볼까"

Translation: "Let's prepare the live"

Translator's notes: i. stir-fried rice cake; ii. Erie + tteokbokki; iii. tuna salad.

Credit: translation, dailyexo.tumblr.com, Source: B_hundred_Hyun.

[sanctamater]

𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 .

i. what does your muse smell like?

a light, floral perfume - top notes of citrus, heart notes of tuberose and jasmine, and deep, underlying base notes of sandalwood and vanilla. it’s her signature scent - one she’s had created especially for her within columbia; and while it is often imitated, it is never duplicated. under that, she smells of fresh linens and lye soap, toasted sugar and caramel. if she’s stressed, however - or has been on her own - she’ll smell of too much perfume and the underlying, acrid bite of cigarette smoke. 

ii. what do your muse’s hands feel like?

soft. she’s never done any hard labour in her life and is always wearing gloves and applying creams. she’s got long fingers and impeccably maintained and manicured nails - smooth, near perfect. there’s a callous that has formed on the left side of her right middle finger from where her pens constantly rest upon the skin when she writes - it’s the only noticeably rough area of her hands, and it shows up as a permanently raised bump when she is not wearing gloves. 

iii. what does your muse usually eat in a day? 

life at comstock house is dictated by schedules and briefings - and as lady of the house, amelia approves and runs these schedules, ensuring that all inside keep time properly. that being said - amelia usually plans her meals a week in advance, and every meal is always grand, given her status.

for breakfast, it depends on if she is receiving guests in the morning - if so, it will be a formal buffet breakfast in the informal dining room. beginning with fruit courses, it would then be followed by a mild dish based with cream before breakfast plates were laid. coffee and tea are readily available during this entire event - eggs of any sort (preferably boiled or poached) are served, followed by a light tomato salad, chicken, and rice. the final course would be a cold fruit dessert. this sort of breakfast only happens if the comstocks are having overnight guests - usually, amelia is served a breakfast of fruit, toast, and one soft boiled egg with tea in her bedroom via tray. 

lunch is an equally elaborate affair, with service at the table from staff. again, it starts off with a fruit course, followed by a plain soup (usually broth), oysters and bread, roast chicken with mushroom sauce, and small filets with a spiced brown sauce. this would be accompanied with roast potatoes, salad with a vinaigrette, and then finished with parfaits, bonbons, cakes, and coffee. amelia prefers smaller scale lunches since she usually eats alone and will often take just a sandwich from dinner leftovers and coffee - but she is ever a perfect hostess, and must make sure her guests are fed when they are in her wing of the mansion for lunch; which happens more often than not.

dinner always has guests. always. there are always politicians, lawyers, administrators and more who show up for dinner and once again includes table service. dinner would start with another light soup paired with sherry, then a lightly spiced fish (usually bass or trout) with a white wine. then, the main course would come - usually fowl, mutton, or beef with champagne or claret wine. this part of dinner would also come with roast potatoes and seasonal vegetables. the next course would be wild game such as pheasant or quail, with round potatoes and another round of claret. then, the vegetable courses and cheeses before the table was finally cleared and more wine was set out; followed by ice wine, sweets, cakes, and mousses. dinner would end with the ladies leaving to the drawing room to drink tea and coffee while the men would smoke and drink in the formal dining room before joining the women in the drawing room. amelia finds it exhausting.

iv. does your muse have a good singing voice?  

she did. once. amelia had a fine singing voice that was light and clear - she might have been able to go upon a stage, had her station in life not been so secure. as it stands, it was always a treat to hear her sing at parties; and she had a great many admirer in her youth who would come flocking to her after hearing her sing and play. however, the attempt on her life in 1895 has left her with permanent damage in her throat in the form of one paralyzed vocal chord that she never quiet gained use of again after speech therapy. as such, she cannot sing - it’s hoarse and quite, and can send her into fits of coughing or cause her physical pain to sing. she doesn’t talk about it any more. no one asks. 

v. does your muse have any bad habits or nervous ticks? 

smoking and swearing. not that anyone will ever catch the holy mother doing either of these activities - but she is an avid smoker when stressed and could never quite muster the ability to quit; and while she knows it wouldn’t look right for the average worshipper to see the holy mother smoking a branded cigarette - she does partake in private quite often. in tandem with that, her time in new york’s underbelly and her own spiteful nature has armed her with an arsenal of swear words that she often uses when stressed or angry. it’s not uncommon for staff to hear muffled swearing from her office when passing by - and something that is better left unmentioned. 

vi. what does your muse usually look like/wear? 

amelia dresses in the latest fashions - often stolen from french papers below - and is always sumptuously dressed in exquisitely tailored gowns. the cuts and shapes are always perfectly fitted to her with nary a wrinkle, and are always ahead of the curve - however, her dresses are never garish or gaudy in nature. they’re usually relatively plain - blues of all shades in satins and velvet accented with white and the occasional gilt trim. subtle embroidery and lace inserts - always light and airy, never dark; never drab. everything lies in the cut of her gowns and the way they shape and form her. her shoes are always polished patent leather, her gloves are always buttoned at the wrist; accented with her wedding bands and at her throat her now iconic string of pearls and matching earrings. her hair is always done up in elaborate styles; accented with ribbon or pearls; obscured by a lace wimple that she often wears when out in lieu of hats. there is never a hair out of place, never anything off - she is, in essecence, practically perfect in appearance; as she must be a shining example for all. 

vii. is your muse affectionate? how much? how so? 

it depends. she’s long since given up on being affectionate towards her husband but her children inspire infinite amounts of verbal and physical affection; she’s always stroking their hair, cupping their face; giving them treats and fussing with their clothing. they are, after all, her family. with lovers she’s affectionate but distant - a hand on their arm; stroking a lock of hair behind their ear, a tap on the small of their back. with devotees and strangers, she keeps herself aloof. cold. untouchable. not even administrative workers or politicians can touch or approach her without her permission, and she prefers to keep others at arm’s length. 

viii. what position does your muse sleep in?

on her left side, slightly curled up. she’s a light sleeper and wakes easily - be it via nightmares or sudden noises. even a creaking floorboard could wake her up; and she doesn’t fall back asleep easily. 

ix. could you hear your muse in the hallway from another room? 

no. amelia knows where the creaks and groans of the floorboards are in comstock house by now; and has trained herself to be a light and quick step. the only thing someone could hear is the rustling of her dress - but her footfalls are near silent. she wishes to pass through halls in peace. she wishes to be left alone. 

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