#effervescent twilight

[queertwilight]

as someone who has moved to a smaller city (30K people in total) for grad school, i would like to say twilight is wrong. the smaller the population the more people know you. i went to a cafe twice and they already know my order. 1000% everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires and are just too entertained by how bad they are at acting normal to break it to them

[gaypirate420]

Jasper's mate snuggling in one of his hoodies he wears while he's out and about-Jasper is in the shower and his mate starts to get sleepy so its something that comes over them like: "I need my man's hoodie"

Here it is! I just changed the hoodie for a sweater.

Snuggly// Jasper W. Hale

Fluff.

After a particularly calm day you laid in Jasper's bed as he headed to take a shower. His bed was always so comfy for you, even more than your own bed.

The vampire smiles at you and takes his sweater off, throwing it on the bed. Your eyes watch him as he gets rid of his ring, necklace and then his boots.

"You're so attractive. Like actually." You spoke softly and a smirk on your face, sounding genuinely mesmerized by him. Jasper chuckled, feeling a little flustered.

"Thank you, darlin', I think the same about ya, always lookin' so good." He said, feeling just a little shy and not having a quick flirtatious comment to shoot you right back.

You smiled softly and kept watching him as he made his way towards the bathroom. The vampire blows you a kiss before he closes the bathroom door.

The faint sound of the shower running was oddly relaxing for you right now. You closed your eyes for a couple of seconds, feeling cozy enough to take a nap.

But you felt cold, your eyes fluttered open again.

The first thing your hands felt was Jasper's sweater. You slipped it on and immediately feel a nice warmth in your body. You lied back down, the strong smell of Jasper's cologne hit your nose, you took a deep breath, getting a big sniff of his scent before you exhale, closing your eyes once more.

You loved wearing his sweaters. Some of them are still in your closet and you don't plan to return them soon.

The minutes fly by and the vampire steps out of the shower. Wrapping a towel on his waist and walking out of the steamy bathroom.

He smirked as his yellow eyes fell on your unconscious form. Curled up like a kitten with his sweater on.

A horrible habit he got from you was taking a picture of everything, mostly you. This time it was no exception he picked his phone and snapped some pictures on you.

"Such a sleepy darlin'." He mumbled before leaning and pressing a soft kiss on your cheeks, his wet hair tickling your face a little bit making you smile faintly.

A/N: heyyyyyyyy, so, im actually focusing on my education nowwww, like I'm locked in. So sorry for being absent, here's this little thing, hope ya like it! (Banner.)

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

Twilight remake where everything is the same except Bella is played by Kristen Stuart as a full on dyke a la her character in Love Lies Bleeding, Edward is played by Robert Pattinson but he's doing the Heron's voice from The Boy and the Heron, and Jacob is played by Taylor Lautner's wife, Taylor Lautner.

[the-golden-onion]

snomputer (snail computer). if u even care

[thepngpixie]

TWILIGHT THEMED

[lunastwilightblog]

Guys there’s a Volturi inspired band that’s quite successful and really, really good - I’m not even kidding. You’ve got to check out Volturian. They describe themselves on their instagram as an “Italian vampire metal band” and their band pics are parallel to New Moon & Breaking Dawn photo shoots. The music is brilliant and you’ll like it even if you don’t like metal

Check out the aesthetics of this music video:

Volturian - The Killing Joke

[lookitsaworm]

Twilight but, when Edward rips his shirt off in his 'skin of a killer' moment, he doesn't sparkle but instead reveals a massive chest tattoo of a snail with 'effervescent' in cursive underneath.

[failmarriage-of-the-day]

The failmarriage of the day is Edward Cullen and Bella Swan from Twilight!

[monstrousdesirestudy]

✨ Edward Cullen this one goes out to you baby ✨

[charliespolicecruiser]

my boyfriend and I were discussing the url @bellasdumptruckass (hi bestie) and he was incredulous as to whether or not Bella really has such an ass. I think Bella has an. average? ass because virginboi Edward is too chaste for a true dumptruck. boyfriend believes Edward would be into any ass as long as it's Bella's. I don't believe Stephenie specified so uh

[twilightrocksfanfic]

the pack & mates dealing after the newborn battle

summary: The first few hours after the wolf pack returns to Billy’s house with the literally broken Jacob and reader mc being reunited with Embry. It’s all just pain and fluff

information: written in second person, no mention of y/n, could be read as genderneutral, fluff, pain, everyone is just numb with shock, Embry is imprinted on reader, talks about multiple relationships

authors note: I didn’t go to bed because I felt guilty about posting none-Twilight stuff so to proof a point, here a fic, thats been collecting dust on my PC for probably two years+ 

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When the pack rushed in, carrying a screaming Jacob everything happened quickly. 

Between you opening the door for them all, to Dr. Cullen closing Jacobs door behind him, it seemed as if only seconds had passed.

You, Emily, and Kim had come over as soon as Charlie had left and waited there for the pack to come back. 

The scream in the woods was only able to tell you that it was bad. Not how bad or for whom it was bad. 

In the minutes after the initial scream none of you knew if your partner had even made it off that field and Emily almost cried in relief when Sam yelled towards the house to let the girls know they were coming.

Kim and Jared leaned against the couch on the floor.

You all sat together in the living room, cramped onto the small couch and on the floor.

Emily had stopped cooking.

For the first time in forever no one in the pack felt like eating. Instead, she rested her head against Sam’s shoulder, holding his hand tight and pressing her eyes together even closer whenever a cracking bone was audible from Jacobs room.

She sat between his legs and drew circles on his arms and hands while humming a melody you had never heard before. She seemed to be able to tune out the pain of Jacob’s screams entirely, but Jared’s full body twitched whenever they filled the room. 

Then Kim grabbed one of his hands from her waist and kissed it, before tuning out again. You and Embry sat in the armchair, you had your arms wrapped around his neck and ran your fingers through his hair. 

All you knew was that he seemed traumatized and exhausted and scared and tired. They all did. 

You tried to make him fall asleep, but every time Jacob’s cracking bones followed by screams filled the room, he squeezed you a little tighter, pressing his face a little more onto your neck.

You were about a hundred percent sure that he was crying but could not see his face to be sure.

It seemed like forever until Dr. Cullen opened the door again and explained that Jacob was going to be fine after all. He told you that Jacob was going to be in pain when he woke up, and that you should be prepared for that.

“The Morphine should take him out for a while but I have no idea how to dose it for your kind. I hope he is out for bit. I would advise you all to go home and sleep a little. God knows you deserve it.” 

He shook Billy’s hand and then left the house without another word.

For the first time in what felt like forever something like peace entered the small hut. For a short minute no one said anything. Embry had stopped crying and you liked to believe that he finally fell asleep.

Billy was the first to say something: “The Doc’s right, you kids should go home, get a good night of sleep” and with that he turned around to his room and disappeared behind his door.

Kim was the first to get up and she pulled up Jared right after.

“We’re gonna go home, okay?” She said caressing his cheek with her hand and smiling lightly. He only nodded. The circles under his eyes were just as dark as the ones of the other boys.

He probably could have fallen asleep on the spot. 

“Wait, wait” Emily struggled off the couch and walked over to hug him. It was a motherly hug full of relieve and tiredness.

You got up as well and walked up to them. 

“I need one too” you said before wrapping your arms around his torso and hugging him tightly. He hugged you back and rested his chin on your head.

Then he broke you apart and waved one last time at the group. 

Paul got up as well and he already had a cocky smile back on his face, as he walked up to you with his arms open. You were too tired and too relieved to be annoyed by it and so instead you just wrapped your arms around his neck and let him lift you off your feet.

He laughed, as he set you back to the ground where you gave him a peck on the cheek. As Emily hugged Paul, you were hugging Sam. 

Quietly you said goodbye to each other until it was only you, Quil and the sleeping Embry. Neither of them would leave Jacobs side and you were not going to leave Embry alone for even one more second. 

So, you sat with Quil on the couch and watched Embry sleep in the armchair.

The house lay completely quiet for a couple of hours and as much as you tried, you could not help but be pulled into the darkness for at least a little while.

“You know you could lay down and sleep. I’ll wake you if Jake needs anything” You offered when you noticed that Quil could hardly keep his eyes open.

As he slid down against you and onto your lap he said “I don’t know what you mean. I am not,” he yawned “tired at all” he reached for your hand and put it on his head and as you started to run your nails over his skull, he drifted out of consciousness.

You woke up with the first sun rays touching your face. Slightly disturbed you got up to close the curtains and then decided to check in on Jacob. His room lay completely dark, but he turned his head towards you when he heard the door.

“Hey Superman” you said smiling as you closed the door behind you to walk up to his window and let some fresh air in.

“How are you doing? Do you need anything?” You decided to leave the curtain partially open, just enough to give the room a slightly spooky smokey lightning. When you turned around, you saw Jacobs face for the first time. It was sweaty… in pain. He closed his eyes before he spoke, trying to find the right words in the darkness.

“It hurts” he pressed forward between his lips and as he opened his eyes a tear rolled down his temples.

Never had you felt this sorry for anyone in your life and as proud as Jacob usually was, he did not mind you running the wet cloth on his night stand over his forehead.

“You’re burning Jake” He just swallowed as you dripped some of the water into his hair and on his chest.

“Then everything’s just as it’s supposed to be.” He answered without looking at you.

“Jake this isn’t normal, you’re so much hotter than Embry.” You heard it as you had said it and bit your lip when Jacob smiled a little at you. You rolled your eyes.

“Okay, yeah I heard it too, I’ll give you that one.” He seemed a little more relaxed after that.

“Do you want me to get you some water? Like to drink” He smiled again and that time he looked like he was in a little less pain than before.

“Yeah, that’d be nice.”

The house still lay quiet.

Jacob chunked his water and fell asleep again shortly after.

Even though it was morning by then, the sky was still dark, and it rained.

So, you climbed into his lap and kissed the top of his head. He cuddled into your chest and you wrapped your arms around him.

You thought about checking on Billy but decided that it might have been a little weird for you to peek into his bedroom and after walking about the house a little you decided to sit with Embry for a while.

He was still sleeping on the armchair, but you were convinced that there was nothing, that could have woken him.

For a while, the only thing you could hear was his calm regular breathing. You could feel him moving under you when you had almost gone back to sleep.

“Embry?” You whispered as he wrapped his arms around your closer,

"mhh" he answered as he placed some small kisses on your neck. You smiled and pulled his head away so you could look at him.

“Good morning handsome” you said and before he could answer, you kissed him passionately. He responded, after a few seconds of surprise and kissed you back just as loving.

When you broke the kiss, he smiled at you a little confused and you knew that all was going to end well.

[queertwilight]

ok y’all but I just realized something:

Bella grew up struggling to make sure they had money for bills and food. She was excited to have a used truck. She saved money in a sock under her mattress. She did not grow up rich. And here are the Cullens - these outrageously rich people and you’re telling me she lets it slide that they do things without thinking of the consequences? No one who grows up struggling can look at the rich and not feel angry at the privilege they have. You’re telling me because she meets a cute guy she is fine with the fact his family throws away groceries and buys them monthly to “keep up appearances”? That she’d say fuck it and not be pissed by them having multiple expensive cars and properties? That they don’t have to worry about getting into a college because they could bribe there way into it? Suddenly she’s one of 1% and she doesn’t care about her old life? That’s some really shitty character development.

[gaypirate420]

This is how I think Renesmee looks like, and I don't mean it as a eewww stinky demon doll baby.

I think she would look like a literal doll, porcelain skin but with the little blush and rosy lips, unusual eye color, healthy hair and precious curls. And the way Rosalie (yes, Rosalie not Bella) dresses her wouldn't help with her blending in with a normal human child.

I think most people go for the horrible looking puppet on Twilight that they kinda forget how she's supposed to look like.

And yes, I got my interpretation from the Illustrated guide.

I don't care about Renesmee enough to hate her, she's a little creepy and I love that honestly, you go demon baby! terrorize everyone around you, girl!

[nasty-bog-boy]

might fuck around and write a stand up show about twilight

[turbulenceseverywhere]

Effervescent

Who of the Cullens do you think would wear these? xD

[batfacednuissance]

Edward Cullen is so fucking STUPID angjwhs like I know most of it can be excused away as writing inconsistency/plot reasons/Mormon nonsense/whatever but GOD this man is so dumb

-his plan for leaving Bella human and avoiding the volturi is so nonsensical and full of holes. When Bella points out that the Volturi can find him he’s like “haha I can take care of myself 😄” bitch Jane flattened your ass on the ground with a single look yesterday who do you think you’re kidding

-“the volturi don’t measure time like we do. They probably won’t check to see if you’re human till you’re 30” and then they come like 6 months later (even before the whole Rigatoni visit Alice saw of vision of them coming to check)

-can’t put two and two together that the woman that’s been coming after Bella for the past year or so and the sloppily made vampire army are the same threat

-during the “we can’t have sex cause I might accidentally kill you” talk he won’t consider letting Bella be on top and letting her do the work so they could safely have sex or else just eating her out. And no, being a 100 year old virgin is NOT an excuse he has watched through the minds of Rosalie and Emmett fucking enough times to know how things work and you just KNOW Emmett has spent entire days going down on Rosalie with no break

on a side note does anyone have a fanfic of emmet and jasper giving him the offscreen sex talk I NEED it

-half of his inner dialogue in midnight sun when he’s interacting with Bella is “Surely Bella MUST know this *thing about his feelings he has never verbalized to her* but just in case I will *do the worst thing possible to try and make it clear to her*

-is INCENSED and insulted Billy black DARES to be scared of him and is worried he might kill Bella when him killing Bella is quite literally all he thinks about and worries about and almost kills Bella an hour later when he kisses her

-does not tell Bella they are going on a hike for their first date so she would wear proper footwear

I could go on but I digress. This man has so many thoughts running through his vampire brain and not one of them is smart, nobody let him make plans