#ee it’s meee

[creamtreats]

can’t sleep so pixie pred debut ft. ideal vore scenario :D

[le-poofe]

The Art Fight themes this year

Guys

If I didn’t have a metric ton of ocean blorbos this would be a very hard choice snsjfje

I’m team Seafoam all the way, what are y’all pickin?

[ricopop]

a bynche of self indulgent oscillo dudles ... GIGGLE 😁 @cephalonheadquarters @superbellsubways ooohhh

[redstrewn]

i just wanna say seeing both your serious and unhinged posts on my notif bar put a smile on my face. like the serious ones heighten my touchstarved brainrot but the unhinged captions to your posts make me crack a smile even tho im having a bad day. thanks for that!! 🫶💋

I love u i want to cry tears of joy now

[azrielwingspan]

THE CYBORG WHO STOLE MY HEART (Bucky X F!reader)

A/N: I know I know, there's another Bucky fanfic that I'm already working on and yet here I am starting a whole new one. Why you ask? Because I'm a dumbass. The idea just popped up into my head and I HAD TO write it down. Hope you enjoy it.

Chapter 1 :

Chapter summary: Bucky and Sam come across a woman who seems to have lost her mind. Literally. Using Bucky’s cyborg brain, they try to figure out who she is.

Chapter warnings: Mild swearing.

You know when you're having a great dream with a hot guy that could only possibly exist in dreams ? The happiness that breathing the same air as him brings you? That's what you were feeling right now.

Eyes as blue as the ocean, veins that were easy to put an IV in and that black shirt phew. Was it possible to drool in dreams? You were going to have a great day once you woke up. That was for sure.

Why was he looking at you like that though? Weren't they supposed to be flirting with you or puckering their lips in your dreams by now? Was this supposed to be a slow burn or enemies to lovers genre dream?

"Why is she staring at me like that?" the hot guy asks the air next to him.

"She's just coming into it, give her a second." it responds back to him.

Wait, what ?

"Are we sure she's alright and not having an absence seizure?" the air voice asks.

"She's alright. Probably in shock." another voice responds.

Shock? From seeing that beautiful man in front of me? Sure.

Okay, focus.

Wait, it's a dream. Why do you need to focus?

Eyes, the colour of piss , come into focus. "Cannn youuu hearrr meee?"

"Why are you speaking like that?" you manage to ask, still trying to figure out if you'd accidentally taken shrooms.

"Not a seizure then." the voice from earlier comments.

Piss eyes looks proud of himself. "I told you, she's in shock."

If this really was a dream, it would have to be the strangest one you have had in a while. What in the actual cockfuck was happening?

"Youu areee in theee hosp-ee-taalll. Weee---" piss eyes sounded like he was having the seizure.

"Stop talking like that." you say, blinking rapidly to clear the dark spots from your eyes. Things were starting to feel more...real. A heaviness settled over your head, every breath seemed to send a slight sliver of pain through your side and your arm felt numb.

Dreams weren't usually ultra-realistic, were they? Only one way to find out now.

"Is she...pinching herself?" hot guy asks, that strange look on his face.

A set of cold hands clamp your hands down.

"HEY." you say, the slight sting of your pinch confirming your doubts.

"Self hurt or mutilation can be a side effect. We need to restrain her for her own safety." Piss eyes speaks rapidly and you hear him muttering to himself.

"I'm not...is this not a dream?" you finally ask leaving the room in pin drop silence.

"I don't think so...unless Wanda is upto something again." air voice sounds a bit unsure himself.

"Wanda?" the name seemed familiar but in this state , you could barely remember your own name.

You try to get up only to be gently pushed back down by piss eyes. "You probably shouldn't be doing that. Bed rest for the next 10 days, I'm afraid." he says not sounding apologetic about it at all.

"What even happened? And---" you're cut off by air voice.

"Where are you? Well, the Avengers compound. Now, don't get too excited and all. We can make you sign a NDA , but we aren't going to because we're hoping you're trustworthy. Stark said you might be...useful. Now, if you're feeling upto it, how the hell did you end up in the middle of a cemetry half dead?"

You blinked once, twice, thrice.

"Who is Stark?"

"Listen, man. She's got to be living under a rock if she doesn't know who Stark is. That guy has been stuffed down everyone's fucking throat." Sam tells Bucky as he takes off he looks at their new visitor.

Bucky doesn't respond and instead stares at Sam with a poker face.

"What's going on in that cyborg brain of yours?" Sam isn't phased by Bucky and his staring anymore. He was however very sure that Bucky would not be bringing home any ladies with that serial killer look.

"What if she's lying?" Bucky finally says, turning to look at the CCTV recording of the room you were in. You were sleeping again, knocked out by the pain killers.

"Lying about not knowing Stark or not being able to remember what happened to her?"

"Both."

"What purpose does that serve her?"

"Well, that's what we're supposed to find out."

“How exactly are you planning on doing that?” Crossing his arms over his chest , Sam raised an eyebrow at his cyborg friend.

“I’ll think about it.” Bucky walked past him, grabbing his jacket on the way. “With my cyborg brain.”

“I understand that you want to get some answers” you said for what seemed like the 100th time, exasperation taking hold of you. “I honestly cannot remember what happened. I’ve thought myself into a headache. I’m sorry, okay?”

Sam looked defeated as he let he shook his head. “It’s been two whole days. Now, I don’t want to seem like a dick and question you in this state but we need some goddamn answers.”

“Too late for that I guess.” you muttered under your breath.

“Huh?”

“She said ‘too late for that I guess.’” The hot guy, Bucky, was his name chimed in.

How the hell did he hear that? As if reading the question on your face, he simply said “Advanced hearing.”

Okkayyyy.

Sam on the other hand was giving you a flat look. You gave him one back.

“I’m feeling much better now. Can I atleast get out of this damn bed?” you scratched near the iv line, wanting to just rip it out. “Piss eyes told me I shouldn’t but I cannot stay like this.”

“Piss eyes?” Sam was clearly running out of patience.

“The doc. Is he even a doctor? He’s very…”

“Sort of.”

That explains it.

“She’s right.” Bucky takes a step forward, looking at Sam. “Walking around will help her recover faster.”

“THANK YOU. See , I knew you were the smart one.” you give him a wide smile to which you get a poker face in return. Embarrassing. Not letting it deter you, you pull the iv out.

“Hey !!” Sam steps forward, surprised at your show of stupidity.

Before he can reach you to help you out of bed, you’ve already stood up. Which was another stupid move considering that the entire room was spinning around. Holding on to the wall next to you for support, you blinked rapidly.

“That’s another concussion waiting to happen.” Bucky commented dryly.

After regaining some semblance of direction, you managed to stand up straight ignoring the slight stab of pain in your chest.

“Much better.” you say, taking a step forward. The pastel pink tee and pants that had been given to you did not compliment your current condition, you knew. To be quite frank, you were a good looking woman too. Always have been. Then why the hell was Bucky looking at you like he was going to stab you right then and there?

“Uhhh…now what?” your suddenly felt extremely awkward in front of the two men.

“Don’t ask me, you were the one who wanted to do this.” Sam still had an arm out, ready to jump into action in case you cracked your head on the tiles again. Out of the corner of your eye, you noticed Bucky make a slight movement. Thank fuck you did because the next thing you knew , you were holding a dagger 2 inches away from your chest by the handle.

Silence engulfed the room for a good 20 seconds before it was broken by a very calm “What. The. Fuck.” from Sam.

You looked at Bucky who stood in the same spot like nothing shocking had even happened. Finally a crack of a smile appeared on his face.

“Told you she was lying.”

[egg-emperor]

I'm gonna fucking explode and.die from this immense joy game Eggman gives me right after intense dread from the movie. the art was posted on this date and I only found out it was posted right after hearing about the movie for a REASON it all fell into place it was fate it was for meee it saved me tears in my eyes joy in my heart life in my soul

god is real and his name is GAME CANON EGGMAN, where his name is pronounced ee-vo, he's actually fat and it's because he loves good food not because he's depressed, and he's genuinely evil narcissistic and self-centred because he loves himself so much, and he's genuinely passionate about evil and his goal by his own choice and will and positive reasons, and he doesn't need family and only values it if it benefits and serves him in the most egotistical selfish way

I fucking adore him he is everything he's the fucking best 🥰💗💘💕💜💕💖💕💜

[jaeyunluvr]

enhypen's first skip MY ASS.

XOOO O O OO O XOOO O OO O KISS MEEE E E EE E DON'T SAY NOOOO O O OO O

[bigdreamerpeach]

Never prank a leader

__________

It was a normal day, the sun was shining , the sky was blue and i it was so silent and friendly

..Well , not really..

Bubba start playing pranks on anyone and he wanna try this on Dogday now. He has a plan, he want to scare him. Bubba hide a plastic spider under the blaket from Dogday. He saw him coming and bubba hides bejind the Sofa

Dogday lay down on his bed, he felt something and.."AHHH!! SPIDER!!". Dogday yelled loud and try to slap the spider. After 2 minutes he saw the spider didn't move.

"Wait, its not a real spider..but who did this."

He hear a giggle behind the Sofa, he know this giggling good. It was Bubba..

"Bubba!"."EEE! Ohhh hehe heyyy Dogday , how are you?". Dogday looks at bubba , with a serious face. " Did you play me a prank, with this fake spider?". " what ? Meee? Never heheh."

Dogday know he was lying. Then he has a plan, or better to say , a punishment for bubba

"Well Well, my friend. You let me no choice , i have to punished you for this!." Dogday poking bubbas stomache. Bubba giggles.

"Ohhhh no! Nononono! Dogday please not that..anything but that!". Dogday wiggle his fingers and walk closer to bubba.

"3....2..."."Dogay , please don't!". Dogday stops for a second. " 1!!"

Dogday starts tickling bubbas sides and stomache. Bubba starts laughing loud out and wiggle around

"AAHHHHHHIIIHIIHIHIHHIHIHI!!!! DON'T !! EEEE DOGDAHAHAHYYYY!!! NOT THAT!!!".

"Tickle , tickle tiiickle~ hehhee, Take This Bubba!"

Dogday move his hands up to bubbas armpits, making him scream.

"NONONO!! NOTTHERE!! AAAHHAHAHHAHA*snort*AAHHAHAHHA*snort*AHAHAH!!!". Dogday keeps tickling him and smile

"Say sorry for pranking me and i stop." Dogday poke bubbas rips , with any poke bubba jump

" EEE!! Okay Okay i-EEE!! i'm sorry-EEE!! But plee-EEEE please sto-EE!! Stop it." After bubba say this , dogday stops

"Never prank me again my dear friend, and i will tickle you without mercy." He poke bubbas side

"ACK! Okay Okay i understand, now stop it" bubba say and dogday stops

Bubba learn his lesson , never prank the leader of the smiling critters

_______

New story is out !

I hope you like it ^^

[cowardly-conduct]

Tumblr I am so sorry Everything I’ve Been Drawing Is For A Project I Dont Wanna Spoil Too Bad GAHH ITS KILLING MEEE!!! But I’ve been having fun :3 genuinely I’ve been having a blast messing around with different styles , especially since I got back from a mini art camp thing and learned a lot !! N EE WAYZ enjoy a Felix and a Gordon (one of them from the project the other from a doodle page) [you will not guess which is which]

[cerixav]

Please just fucking

LOVE MEEEEEEE FUCK MAN I CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS HOW MUCH I NEED TO GUTTERALLY SCREAM THIS AS MY VOCAL CORDS BREAK SND AND MY THROAT BLEEDS FROM HOW HARD AND LONG IM SCREAMING DEAR FUCKING GOD I CAN'T EVEN HELP YOU FATHOM HOW MUCH I NEED THIS LOVE RIGHT NOW PLEASE HOLY FUCK JUST LOVE MEEE FUCKING LOVE ME, STALK ME, LEAVE ME NOTES SND LETTERS AND FUCKING GIFTS AND CUDDLE ME IN MY BED WHILE I SLEEP, STEAL SOME CLOTHES FOR A DAY JUST TO SEE IF I NOTICED YOUR WEARING MY SHIRT AT SCHOOL OR SOMETHING AND REGURN IT THE NEXT DAY, PLEASE JUST FUCKING LOVE ME I NEED TO BE LOVED THE WAY I WANT TO BE LOVED RIVHT MOW HOLY FUCK

MY EYES ARE RED, BUT NOT IN REALITY, CUZ I CANT FUCKING CRY ABOUT IT. I FUCKING HATE THAT I FUCKING HATE IT FICKFKDISHXKS THIS SHIT IS SO STUPIDLY ARVHSBD I DON'T KNOW WHY I DETACHED SO EASILY, WHY I MADE MYSELF SO SAD AND FUCKING BROKEN SND MY HEART BURNED WHEN I LOVED HIM AND EE WERE TOGETHER, AM I SELFISH??!!, DID I FUCKING DO SOMETHING AND LOSE THE POSSIBLE LOVE OF MY LIFE???!! I KNOW I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG, HE DIDN'T EITHER, AND WE'RE STILL FRIENDS BUT I CANT HELP BUT FEEL LIKE I LOST MY SOULMATE.

anyways I'm never getting back with my ex rn 🫶🫶 but I just need a fucking night stalker or even DAY stalker man, I just need them to obsess over me and shower me with attention, I need them to be unable to hold themselves back when I lay in bed and they think I'm asleep so they cuddle me- but I'm actually awake and they pour n spill all their obsession into sweet whispers and I can just cuddle them back, as if I've been asleep the whole time

Someone DEAD GOD SOMEONE please just be that person. I need someone so bad right now, but I know I'm being selfish and I need to relax and just wait. I don't want to hurt someone on accident if I just turned out to be trying to cope with my breakup that I feel bad for not feeling as broken-up about for, I just don't know who I'm going to be in love with.

I don't know how I'm supposed to be in love if I've never experienced it except ONCE. I've never seen him again, never will, and I still fucking cry over it 7 or more or less years later. I just need some sweet "unrealistic" romance right now dear God 🙁

[vampiricnature]

TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD I WISH THAT WE COULD LOSE THIS CROWD

BABY ITS BETTTER THIS WAY WED HURT EACH OTHER EITH THE THINGS WE WANT RO SAY EE COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD TOGETHER WE COULD HAVE BEEN. BEST FRIENDS FOREVER

BUT NOOOW WHOS GONNA DANCE WITH MEEE PLEASE BAYBAAYYYY

[calyptramoths]

meee me me me meeee its me ee

[idsalgay]

times ive /gen lost aura😓😓😓😓😓

• that time in math class my teacher was explaining how you can get mixed up with a problem she was showing. she proceeded to ask a question towards that topic, and i said the wrong answer and got mixed up like she was talking about 5 seconds ago

• when my whole therian tiktok account got exposed to half of my school and people started crawling to me everywhere i went

• when i made a new friend and i immediately started yapping about smg4 and they said "wow.. i thought you were fun. your way boring. i dont care and your annoying as hell". never talked for that whole day.

• i was doing a choir concert and i kept hitting roblox emotes (ask @meerealsssss.)

• when i pronounced "angst" or "angsty" as "ay-guh-nest" and "ay-guh-nest-ee" and had to get corrected after 7 years

• at the beginning of the school year my band teacher was making new band kids (myself included) choose instruments and i didnt hear him correctly. i thought he said trumpet and not flute, so i raised my hand infront of that whole class, saying "MEE!! MEEE!! I WANNA PLAY TRUMPET!"

• when i said this dudes eyes looked like canoe boats (i was 3. he was asian.)

• when i wore furry gear to my friends birthday party and everyone called me a furry once they passed by me

• got discord in 5th grade and started drama so badly that it reached 3 schools from rumors

• got doxxed from asia

• fell for a free robux scam at 11.

• when i got shipped so bad with one of my male friends we called eachother cousins infront of my crush, this one girl saying "but you literally liked him. how is he your cousin" and i never crushed ever again.

[brockthedancerguy]

”AAA!— HELP MEEE-ee- ..”

[jim just fell down in the shredder]

-@jimregretevator

-Brock just stared blankly at where Jim had once been, taking another sip of his soda-

[arche0ps]

I know I asked not too long ago, but what do the pikmin think of the rescue crew and all the castaways?

(🔴 🔴)?? Cru .. ohh. shepph .. pretty ...

(=•///•=) calh .. calala? c. nice. hyop.

(•∆•) collin-ee ! sooooooo smm. Smahh baar? Bart!

\(^ > ^)/ dinger!!!!!

<(••)> yawny .. sooso mean ..

\(🪨••)/ gypyhupyhyup .... Ruhss .. lyke meee .. (bald ..)

🖕(🔴 🔴)💢💣 sachou .

Ƹ̵(🔵🔵)Ʒ bzz .. bzzrr.. houhh hm ..dalmin .. soo ice .. ice? Ice!

/[• •]\ ice

[lupato]

ppl ,,eas e, bbe amyy f;,rie nd and ,dgiv e meee my b,;ee aback,,