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allwaswell16 · 3 months ago

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I'm so sorry, but for the first time in 5 years, I just don't have it in me to do an episode of Fanfictional this month. If possible, I'll be back with a new episode next month. But I do want to acknowledge the wonderful One Direction fics I read this month as well as some I revisited for comfort. Thank you so much to these amazing fic writers who have entertained me or given me some respite. For more new fics, check out this month's fic roundup here

- Louis / Harry -

🧡 Stand on Holy Ground (series) by @wishingforloushair

(E, 17k, religion kink) Louis comes back to confess again, and Harry has an idea of how Louis can show God his devotion.

🧡 My Spiteful Ballerina by sweetkalachuchi / @neverforpickles

(M, 7k, omegaverse) Four times Harry wanted an explanation of Louis' hatred toward him, and one time Louis gives in, in Louis' fashion.

🧡 Die Without the Taste of You by LetTheMusicMoveYou / @letthemusicmoveyou28

(E, 6k, part 2 of Vampire Harry/Human Louis One Shots) the one where human Louis might push his vampire boyfriend a little too far, but it works out in the end

🧡 Ain't a Drop of Bad Blood by LetTheMusicMoveYou / @letthemusicmoveyou28

(E, 4k, part 3 of Vampire Harry/Human Louis One Shots) the one where human Louis is being haunted by a spirit, and he's reluctant to ask his vampire boyfriend for help

🧡 Alone and Back Again by LadyLondonderry / @londonfoginacup

(T, 4k, omegaverse) what does one do when a feral alpha shows up in town ready to be executed?

🧡 The Shadow by babyhoneyhslt / @babyhoneyheslt

(G, 666 words, dark Louis) Harry should've listened. He should've stayed inside.

- Rare Pairs -

🧡 That's Happiness To Me by @louislittletomlintum

(E, 24k, Zayn/Louis/Liam) Louis’ mind was whirring. He’d wanted to try and get with Liam tonight, but now a new, better idea was forming. Getting Liam with Zayn, if possible, would be something of a dream come true.

🧡 It’s a Craving Not a Crush by LetTheMusicMoveYou / @letthemusicmoveyou28

(E, 9k, Liam/Louis) the one where Liam and Louis are best bros who end up getting married so that Liam has the insurance he needs to go to rehab. Now that he’s sober, they can get divorced. But do they want to?

🧡 I'm the Big Fish by @lululawrence

(NR, 5k, Louis/Pedro Pascal) After an awkward moment at a party he wasn't actually invited to, Louis keeps running into the incredibly attractive Pedro Pascal. Somehow, it's Pedro who manages to keep making a fool of himself

🧡 Spirits by itsraininginengland / @ilovellama14

(E, 4k, Louis/Oscar Isaac) Edwardian music hall performer Louis Tomlinson meets the newest act in the show, the American magician Oscar Isaac. Romance, smut and a seance ensue.

🧡 Ci Ci Leu by @persephoneflouwers

(M, 3k, Louis & His Band) Written for the prompt «bread van fic reimagined with all the guys in Louis’ band».

🧡 Glitz, Glammer, Top Hats, Cigars and Suits by @rockstarlwt28

(NR, 3k, Louis/Dominic Harrison (Yungblud) When Isla found a love for the melody formed by a strumming of strings, Louis didn't expect to fall equally in love with his daughter’s guitar teacher, Dominic Harrison.

🧡 I regret you all the time by @disgruntledkittenface

(E, 2k, Louis/Prince William) Louis’ friends don’t understand, and they wouldn’t even if he explained. But every time William texts, Louis drops everything to go see him.

- For Comfort -

🧡 You're Not My Type (still I fall) by Imogenlee / @imogenleewriter

(M, 38k, omegaverse) This is just a bit of rain; it'll blow over. Then Harry will just... well, alright, he isn't entirely sure what to do when the rain stops because he'll still be stuck and lost.

🧡 The Journal by 4ureyesonly28 / @evilovesyou, RecycledStardust / @wait4ever

(G, 14k, soulmates au) When Harry finds himself purchasing an antique journal in the ancient bookshop of a town he’s never heard of, he doesn’t exactly want to admit that he has no idea how he got there.

🧡 Just Your Jinx by @larryatendoftheday

(T, 10k, witch au) Harry Styles may or may not have accidentally jinxed his extremely fit new neighbor, and it's not so easy to make things right.

🧡 Court Wine by @enchantedlandcoffee , red_panda28 / @red-pandaaa

(T, 7k, omegaverse) after a misunderstanding during a scrabble game, Alpha Louis starts courting Omega Harry without the latter being aware of it.

🧡 Have Me And Hold Me by @letsjustsee

(NR, 5k, established relationship) a wedding day AU in which Louis will let nothing stand in the way of a perfect day - especially a little rain.

🧡 Good-Old Fashioned Lover Boy by not_fitzwilliam / @not-fitzwilliam-darcy

(NR, 5k, omegaverse) When a miscalculated decision leads to an accidental courtship with the sweetest, most gentle alpha, Harry is torn between breaking the alpha's heart and telling the truth.

🧡 Pretty and Preposterous by @brightlyharry

(NR, 5k, neighbors) Harry donates a copy of Pride and Prejudice to his little free library. He never expects what comes next.

🧡 Stealing Flowers by @lululawrence

(NR, 4k, meet cute) the one where Louis pines after the Sexy Stranger on the Subway and almost asks him out. That's when the strange posters start showing up around Brooklyn.

🧡 Choo-Choose Me by LadyAJ_13 / @ladyaj-13

(G, 3k, Liam/Louis) Liam is a commuter with a crush. Louis is the chirpy ticket inspector who occasionally mans the drinks trolley and sometimes makes announcements, his broad Yorkshire accent fighting the outdated train speakers.

#ficrec #1dsquad #1dficvillage #1dficlibrary #28th appreciation

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vashonian · 17 days ago

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More sketches! Kinger and Pomni doing outlaw things, probably being pursued by spoilers. Turns out that giant Edwardian hats work well with keeping Kinger in darkness.

Also, bandit Gangle off to go holdup a stagecoach or something for the first time. Chad is an overly supportive/enthusiastic boyfriend, and brought the camera along to document everything.

Still a long ways off for both things, though.

Chad and Gangle are a thing in this fic. It's a crackship for sure, but it's got plot relevance, I swear.

#tadc pomni #tadc kinger #tadc gangle #tadc chad #sherbet's gate #kinger #the amazing digital circus #gangle #pomni #let's write a ship where the two characters' only interaction is being in the same shot #also dear god that gelatin horse is tragic

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yinora-evergreen · 9 months ago

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Wings? [Charles Rowland x fem! alive! supernatural! reader]

a/n: this is quite the long oneshot, longer than expected, but i really enjoyed writing this! i hope you guys enjoy, and feel free to request fics such as these whenever you'd like <3

word count: around 2k.

"Here, this will be your room, rent is weekly and that is your roommate [name]" Jenny says as she hands Crystal the keys to the room, and gestures a little vaguely at the girl standing infront of them both. "hey Jenny, i thought you said i'd get one roommate, not three?" you ask as you glance at the two boys standing behind who you now know as Crystal, one of them looking intrigued and the other mainly just confused, and Crystal tilts her head a little as if she just made a new discovery "did you forget to take your meds again [name]? there's just Crystal" Jenny rolls her eyes and turns around to leave, saying something about why she even lets you stay here as she walks back to the front of the shop. "so, uh, you can see us?" one of the boys asks, and you take a step back from the sudden startle "oh, sorry mate, didn't mean to startle you, i'm Charles, and this is Edwin" he gives you a charming smile, and you quickly look at Crystal, who, hopefully gently, jabs him in the ribs with her elbow. "Sorry about that, don't worry, i see them too, as you heard from Jenny, my name's Crystal" she holds out a hand to shake, which you slightly hesitantly take "i'm [name]..." "so, are you a psychic like Crystal or have you had a near-death experience?" the one who you heard was called Edwin asks as he takes out a notebook and a pen to write down your answer, and you notice Charles giving him a look that says 'really dude?'. "uh, well, i'm not really sure? strange things have been happening since i was a child, doctors gave me meds for it but they didn't exactly work" you answer. "hm, what kind of strange things? we're the dead boy detectives, me and Charles, i suppose Crystal here joined us recently, but we solve supernatural cases" "yeah, my demon ex-boyfriend stole my memories so, yeah, i'm trying to get them back" Crystal adds. "dead boy detectives? are you two ghosts?" you ask. "yeah, you got that right" Charles says with a bright smile, the type that you would instantly think about if you had to think about him. "right, okay, in that case..." you start to tell your story. "for as long as i can remember, i've been seeing things that others never seemed to notice, the earliest memory i have was that i went to a museum, i was quite young, and i saw someone staring at a wall, and when i got closer i saw that his entire face was cut up, like, something had mauled him, i ran away crying, but my mom said it was all in my head" you continue. "another time was a few years later, i was on the school playground, and since people said i was weird, other kids refused to play with me. i saw this dog, a real sweetheart, and started playing with it, it was only when a teacher came to ask me what i was doing that i was told there was nothing there, and when i looked back at the dog, it dissappeared". "any more recent things? something that doesn't include seeing ghosts? because that would indicate you probably just had a near death experience that you didn't realize, such as getting run over by a, what was it called Charles? a car?" Edwin asks, "jeez, when did you die?" you say with clear disbelief that he forgot what exactly a car was for a second. "he died in the edwardian era, then spent like, 70 years in hell before he got out, i died in the 80's, and stuck around with him" Charles says with a slight shrug. "oh shit, okay, so to answer your question, it was like, eight months ago, i woke up, and i had this" you take off your shirt, Edwin instantly averts his eyes to the floor, meanwhile Charles looks at Edwin instead. you turn around, and show them the tattoo of two bug-like wings going from your shoulderblades down your back. "damn, those are.... really cool"

Crystal says with a nod, and Edwin quickly writes it down. "and what's so strange about that? isn't it just a cool tattoo?" he inquires, not quite getting the strange thing about them yet. "well, i never got a tattoo before in my life, i never got these willingly, and sometimes, i have this nearly painful ache on my back, and when i do it's the worst where the tattoo begins, on my shoulder blades" you answer as you put your shirt back on, much to Edwin's relief as he really wasn't used to seeing stuff like that out of nowhere.

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that first meeting? that was a few weeks ago, and you have become close friends with all of them.

Crystal has become like a sister to you, Niko has joined the team now too after you guys saved her, and even Edwin has been more kind to you, he has his charms sometimes.

and Charles? oh, where to begin.

you two are like two peas in a pod, and at first, Edwin did NOT like that, but he's been more than kind about it now.

at this point, he practically ALWAYS tells you two to go together for cases, and as close as you two are, you hate it.

why? you've fallen, and not even a little.

those smiles he gives you, the way his first concern was you when he got out of that loop in the haunted house, the way he always offers to put your stuff in his infinite bag, the accent, the looks he gives you sometimes, and it's terrible!

you swear its unnatural, to fall for a person who's been dead for decades, to have fallen for someone who probably doesn't love you that way.

nah, you're reading into things, atleast, thats what you tell yourself.

he however? he's the exact same.

the reason why Edwin keeps pairing you two up is because he figured out that Charles likes you, a lot, to the point where Charles had to make a deal with Niko for her to shut up about it too, before you found out.

no way you'd like a person who's already dead right?

when he thought of you, he thought about you making fun of his accent, your wing tattoos, the way you tried to keep his focus on solving the case and on you instead of the murderous scene when you guys were in that house, the way your grin was to die for as you asked about what the 80's were like, the way you hugged him and told him to never do that again as soon as he was out of that dreaded loop, he could swear he saw tears of relief in those gorgeous eyes of yours.

"hey Edwin, i saw 12 cats in total outside, just so you know" you say as you walk in with the groceries for the week, since you and Crystal did still have to eat. Edwin nods and quietly thanks you for helping him count all the cats, Charles walks through the wall into your bedroom before you can say anything, he wanted to tell you how he feels but, was it worth the risk? it would be rather awkward since you'd still have to talk to eachother nearly constantly.

you notice it, though, and you quickly take off your jacket before going into your room too.

"hey Charles, i need to talk to you about something" you say a little nervously, were you really going to do this? really?

"ofcourse mate, what's up?" he tries to sound relaxed, but you don't seem to notice as you quickly ramble on about something he only understands half of.

"yeahsoireallylikeyoulikemorethanafriendandicantreallyhandlehidingitanymoreandireallyloveyoursmileandialwaysendupthinkingaboutyouwhenevericantsleepandihadtopayNikooffusingmanga'stoconvincehertokeepquietbutyeahthatsallpleasedonthateme-" Charles looks at you with confusion, and you take a deep breath.

"okay, so, long story short, summery of that ramble, i really like you, i don't know how, since like, i'm alive and you're dead- wait was that rude? i didn't mean-" before you can finish, you feel his hands on your cheeks as he kisses you, and ofcourse you kiss back.

he pulls away, and look you in the eyes with a loving smile, one you have never seen before "i like you too, so don't even worry about it"

"we'll figure everything out together, yeah?" all you can do is nod as a grin finds its way on you face.

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you woke up with a scream.

your back hurts like hell, and you can feel blood coming down onto the sheets.

in a panic, you quickly go to the bathroom, rushing right past a just woken up Crystal who looks worried.

once in the bathroom, you take off your shirt, though not without struggle as the pain on your back makes it extremely painful to lift your arms so high.

as you take off your shirt, your eyes widen in even more panic as you see the blood that seeped onto it, and you turn around infront of the mirror, seeing blood trickling down your back from your shoulder blades, and... two wings, covered in that same blood, they look exactly like the tattoo you had, but then real.

before you can do any more panicking you hear a knock on the door.

"[name]? you in there? what's wrong?" it's Crystal, though before you can say anything you hear more voices.

"Love? you alright? i'm coming in there if you don't answer, you sounded like you were in pain" Charles. oh no.

he can't see this?! what would he think? you look disgusting, with a bedhead and a bloody back.

"no! no, please just let Edwin in, i can't let you two see me like this.." you say as a few tears roll down your face, apparently your voice sounded like it too as Charles was ready to barge in through the wall anyway if Crystal didn't keep a hold on his arm.

less than a minute later, Edwin comes in, and his eyes widen as he sees the state you are in, and he quickly leaves again.

you stare at yourself in the bathroom mirror as he comes back with a book on... fairy's?

"it's not just about fairy's, it's also about fairy type blessings that they might give to people who went through a lot of negetivity in their life, and what type of blessings they give, clearly we need to figure out yours." he explains before you can question him.

"here it says it's a blessing of the ignored, given to someone who got ignored and waved away whenever they tried to say or convince someone of anything, and the wings were bound to sprout when you feel like you're ready for it, even though you aren't aware of what you're ready for" he explains, and he takes a good look at the 'instructions' of how to atleast clean them up.

"right, i'd say, take a hot shower, put on something like a... backless top or dress? i believe you have those? and we can show Charles, Crystal and Niko and we'll figure out what to do"

all you can do it nod as he leaves again, and you hear some light arguing between him and Charles before you hear Crystal interrupting them and convincing Charles to just sit down at the table and wait.

you took a good, warm shower, though you could instantly tell your wings were sensitive, but tough at the same time.

you put a towel around yourself, and luckily you have a door straight to your bedroom, which Crystal uses aswell, as then she doesn't have to walk past Charles and Edwin when she has showered.

you put on a backless top that you got a year back, but never got to wear as it's usually too cold for it, and some simple jeans and shoes.

you walk out, and see Charles instantly looking relieved as he gets up, though he can tell there's something going on as it's much too cold for that top, and Crystal walks past you in awe as she comes out of her room too, Niko also just walked in from the door with Edwin, and he nods to you to turn around.

and you do.

at first your'e nervous, but then you hear the gasps of awe and you feel Charles gently touch one of them, which makes it twitch a little.

"i did more research when you were showering, turns out the first times are most painful, but you can control wether or not they are as a tattoo or as usable wings, though obviously you must train to do anything with them at all, such as flying. i reccomend that you get more backless tops or tanktops that leave the shoulderblades free, so if we're on a case you could simply take off your shirt and free those wings incase it's needed"

you nod, and before you do anything else, you turn back around, and you spread them.

you look at the floor, but Charles lifts your head back up to meet his eyes, full of wonder. "those are awesome, yeah? we'll help you figure everything out, as always"

"i believe we've gotten a new case, huh?" Crystal says with a slight smile, and you smile back.

you let your wings relax, and without even thinking too much of it, they go back to their tattoo form.

"i suppose we do" Edwin replies.

#charles rowland x reader #dead boy detectives #crystal palace #edwin payne #charles rowland #jenny the butcher #dbd #dbd charles rowland x reader #charles rowland x fem! reader #platonic! edwin payne x reader #platonic! crystal palace x reader

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victorian-boyfriend · 1 year ago

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Hello everyone,

As you have probably already noticed, I'm not active on this blog anymore. I don't have the time to handle it because of my studies. I'm a history student and I'm writing my thesis on the French anarchist movement in the 1890's.

‼️I love this blog though, and I'm not giving up on it. I'm just on a hiatus.

In the meantime, you can follow my personal blog @saintinnocent where I am active. I plan on posting pictures of victorian/edwardian men over there, including some from my personal collection.

#history #old photography #antique photography #19th century #antique #aesthetic #art #victorian boyfriend #victorian era #victorian #edwardian era #edwardian #1900s #1800s

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manicpixiedreamedwins · 23 days ago

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♡ AN INCOMPLETE LIST OF THINGS I LOVE ABOUT EDWIN PAYNE ♡

We were introduced to Edwin by watching him use a magic spell. He utterly destroys a cursed object to save his partner between cunty little jabs while they were running for their (after)lives. If that wasn’t enough to make me completely unwell about him, he then had this very soft, tender moment while he and Charles were clinging to the wall outside their office, hiding from death. He reassures Charles they will never ever be separated from each other because he will not let it happen. I’m sorry what?? He’s gorgeous?? He’s magical?? He’s a bitch?? He’s a lover?? You’re telling me he did that all in five minutes and you were expecting me NOT to be utterly unhinged about him??

Ahem. Okay. Now let’s go into some other things I really love about Edwin (I’ll try to go in chronological order, but no promises here):

Episode 1: Honestly I was completely gone on Edwin in episode one. What do you MEAN he's promising his boyfriend best friend that death will never ever do them part before the intro even crosses the screen? But even after that, he just kept getting better. He stuck his hand through iron bars because he wanted attention. He does ultimately go to Port Townsend, but he's constantly making cunty little remarks while they're on the case because he is not. Happy. To. Be. There. (Or happy to be sharing is bff of 30 years- we find out he is dealing with some deeper trauma in the alley shortly after). He has a flair for the dramatic. He totally turns the idea of the reserved, buttoned up Edwardian upside down- he has opinions on everything from the name of their agency to witches and he will share them. He has a lot to say (he just talks around some of the most important details, as we find out later).

Then the IT'S A LARK TO YOU MONOLOGUE? Yeah sorry I was on the floor at that point.

Episode 2: Some of my favorite parts of this episode were seeing Edwin do what he does best- which is use his knowledge to get the agency out of a jam. Of course he's brilliant enough to read ancient Aramaic (I have to know, does "knowing" a language to him mean mastering it? Because he seemed pretty capable of reading the inscription.) I also loved how he subtly defended Charles. Charles absolutely lobbed that vase at the skeletons in the dandelion field to protect him, but he later softens the story and says Charles simply "dropped" it. Then he further smooths things over by celebrating Charles' idea to use the jar as a new vase. As much as some may claim he's not people smart, I would argue he is- he simply prefers to leave that bit to Charles.

Episode 3: Edwin and Crystal both working together to work the VHS was a prime comedic moment in some ways (he was born too early, of course, and she was born after the VHS was popular), but it was also sweet to see the two share a moment of mutual acknowledgement for one another's skills at the end. You also realize although he may be worried about losing Charles to Crystal, Edwin is genuinely alarmed when they encounter a misery wraith and tries his best to walk her through evading it (and luckily, neither of them suffer the wraith).

Episode 4: Edwin daydreaming about Charles lives rent free in my brain ♡ (as do the starfish, not to worry) I could talk about many moments, but I'm going to talk about the cliff moment because it is so :)) misunderstood :)))) Something I love about Edwin is he is very, very attentive to Charles. In episode 2 Charles doesn't want to talk about Dads anymore- so they don't. In episode three Charles has clearly been crying and clearly been talking to Crystal about it, but he doesn't want to keep talking when Edwin comes in- so once again, they don't talk. But there are many things Edwin does notice about Charles. He's usually a cheerful guy, and he's hard to rattle. He usually only fights when provoked. He likes physical touch, and he often pats Edwin on the shoulder for reassurance. Could Edwin have worded his concern differently? Sure. Do I think it would have mattered after Charles just relived the worst moments of his life? I am unsure. I think that he tried to show concern, was the only once who approached Charles after all that, and tried to offer his preferred form of comfort, speaks volumes about how observant he is. He's a great detective.

Episode 5: I love that we see Edwin practicing necromancy. This is a moment that is so underrated and I just want to point out that summoning a spirit that is unsettled or not at rest to talk to you is an old, archaic form of magic that takes a lot of skill. People who are interested in seeing Edwin do more magic can consider looking to this scene for some dark, eerie inspiration . We also got some very quotable quotes: "There's a... fuzzy lizard motioning?" "What is a hand job?" "We should follow up with this Molly character."

THE!!!! HUG!!!!!! HE!!! CRAVES!!! THE!!! HUG!!!!!!!!!

Episode 6: BOYFRIEND SWEATER!!!! HE WAS GOING TO TRY AND GET A BOYFRIEND!!! WITH THE LITTLE SWEATER!!!! HE DRESSED UP!!!!!!!! JUST!!! FOR!!! HIM!!!!! I- AAAAHHHHHHH!!! Look that's probably genuinely my favorite part of the episode, but I also really enjoyed seeing that Edwin had a little on the go potion kit full of glitter and magic? I want one?? That was oddly enchanting? And is there anything more "to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die" than holding hands with your crush as you get pulled into oblivion by a giant teeth face mushroom? I think not. I would love to know what he was going to say to Charles.

Episode 7: He confessed to him on the steps to Hell and he is a pretty crier and I could type a whole post about this all by itself but this is getting really fucking long I am so sorry okay actually the fact that he was like you don't need to feel the same I just need you to know and then Charles was like "well we'll figure it out" and he was like I KNEW IT HE DOES NOT FEEL THE SAME is so. Edwin. BABE. What is going on in there. Please explain. You are so smart but so... PLEASE???

Episode 8:

He looks really pretty screaming on a table Also he tried to shake hands with the night nurse even though she hates them oh. My heart. Then that little giggle and squiggle in the chair when Charles was half-flirting with him I am crying they were taken too soon.

In conclusion: EDWIN PAYNE, LOVE OF MY AFTERLIFE EVERYONE

I AM SO UNWELL (I don't think I will ever be well again)

#sorry about the potato quality gif #edwin payne #dead boy detectives #payneland #DBDACharacterAppreciationWeek #meta #I guess?#SORRY FOR THE TYPOS

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hairtusk · 1 year ago

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i don't own all that much jewellery, but everything i do own is vintage or antique, and incredibly precious to me :')

broke my no-spend streak but for a good cause ... I've been looking for a little trinket box to keep my daily jewellery safe and stumbled across a little hand-carved and painted one :')

#top left: the sapphire cluster necklace and jewellery set that my boyfriend bought me from an antique shop on our first date #top right: the edwardian keepsake locket containing a clipping of my boyfriend's hair #and the victorian gold and moonstone necklace my grandparents bought me for my 21st birthday #bottom left: silver 1920s art deco necklace my aunt and uncle bought me for my 20th birthday #bottom left: the 1930s silver and diamond cluster ring my boyfriend gave to me when we exchanged commitment rings #and the edwardian gold locket I've worn daily since i was 18; containing a love letter from my bf :')#<3333333

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le-panda-chocovore · 7 months ago

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The romantic game in DBD is so funny like 2 animals with a human form have a big crush on a Edwardian ghost, but Edwin is having a one-sided romance with his bestfriend who's trying to flirt with a living human, whose ex-boyfriend is a demon named David

No one is doing it like them

#dead boy detectives #and then there's Niko who loves Love but never experienced it

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orionsangel86 · 9 months ago

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why did I get a post on my dash saying there was a destiel empty rescue on dead boy detectives in an episode directed by speight??? help I don't watch the show 😭

Because there legit IS a destiel empty rescue on dead boy detectives including a gay love confession in an episode directed by Dick Speight Jr. I am BEGGING Supernatural fans to watch this show. LITERALLY ON MY KNEES BEGGING YOU ALL TO WATCH IT! 😭😭😭

It is SO GOOD. Okay so basic facts:

Take a highly repressed closetted gay Edwardian twink and pair him up with an 80s rude boy with daddy issues and childhood trauma. Kill them both. Their ghosts are running away from Death (THE Death from The Sandman because this show is set IN THE SANDMAN UNIVERSE). One of them spent 70 years in Hell before escaping. The other refused to go to the afterlife because he wanted to stay with his best friend.

Add in a psychic with memory loss and a demon ex boyfriend, and an adorable fujoshi girl who has brain parasites (she's okay, she eventually gets them out of her brain and keeps them as pets in a jar - they spend the whole show as a foul mouthed Statler and Waldorf)

Top it all off with a goth lesbian butcher, a cunty witch who is basically Katya (of Trixie and Katya fame - according to Katya herself lol), and OUR VERY OWN RUTH CONNELL AKA QUEEN OF HELL ROWENA PLAYING A BUREAUCRAT FROM THE AFTERLIFE TO COLLECT THE DEAD BOYS SOULS.

Closetted gay Edwardian twink is literally catnip to all the gay Supernatural creatures in town. A cat and a crow both fall madly in love with him.

Well, the cat king is a very cunty, very sexy trickster who seduces our boy and sends him into major gay panic - its adorable, he can't stop picturing his abs.

The crow is the familiar of the cunty witch and she turns him human in order to spy on the dead boys. If anything he is even more twinky than the Edwardian twink. He is very gay and obsessed with astrology and, well, the Edwardian twink. Its cute.

Add in a few excellent case of the week type mysteries - there is a walrus who is a man and not very happy about it, a giant mushroom, a scary haunted house, two dead jocks and a giant fish.

THEN the Edwardian Twink gets dragged back to Hell after an attempted love confession to his best friend. His best friend (80s rude boy with childhood trauma and very probably repressed bisexuality) goes to Hell to rescue him in one of the BEST EPISODES OF TV I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME - It is REALLY REALLY GOOD. They are chased by a horrible spider made of baby doll parts. There is a whole Orpheus and Euridice moment - there is a gorgeously done gay love confession and a response that is SO MUCH MORE THAN WHAT WE DESERVED FOR DEAN WINCHESTER OMG WE DESERVED THIS - it is literally healing my soul watching this scene in DBD.

The rescue from Hell takes place and it is epic. Speight has outdone himself. DID I MENTION THIS SERIES WAS SHOWRUN BY OUR VERY OWN STEVE YOCKEY? THAT YOCKEY? THE YOCKEY WHO DIED FOR US?!? HELLO??? The same Yockey that made the cunty gay gorgon kiss Castiel????

Oh and Jeremy Carver - He who was SO thirsty for naked Castiel - is an executive producer.

So is Neil Gaiman. Obviously. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE?!?!

PLEASE WATCH DEAD BOY DETECTIVES ON NETFLIX YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT

#dead boy detectives #destiel #i am literally begging you #steve yockey #neil gaiman #supernatural #the sandman #asks

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