#edgy bittybones

[vex-bittys]

Bittybones Chapter 8: Organics and Botanicals (part 5)

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The Good Boy Points yielded mixed but expected results. Corvus the Kara bitty, Egg the Softbones, Buttons, and Phantom racked up the Points like famous sports athletes playing the sport that they are famous athletes for (that was terrible). Berry the Profanity Machine, Red the Destroyer, and Brassyberry the Pervert failed to earn the Good Boy Points like I fail to make good sports analogies (hey we're not that bad). I had to start awarding the Points on a curve or poor Red wouldn't have any G except the stolen ones (hey!), which I allowed the thieving duo to keep.

Today, I stopped by Gigi's bitty shop to pick up items that Phantom and Berry the Yanberry had chosen to redeem their Good Boy Points for: cigarettes for Phantom, with the promise that I would leave a window cracked open so he could smoke them and some bitty-sized art supplies for Berry to express his creativity in a way that isn't swearing… not that it stopped him from swearing. My other bitties wandered around the shop, browsing while Gigi and Buttons chatted, but none of them found anything to spend their G on. I also had to stop Red from shoplifting (buying on credit!) several times.

Next we made a stop at one of those scented lotion stores. I wanted some fancy body wash and lotion, and Corvus became interested in the bubble bath selection. Red, perched on my shoulder in his appointed position of seeing-eye bitty, complained loudly about the “stink” (it smelled all flowery n’ shit). Brassy, on my other shoulder, agreed just as loudly. No Good Boy Points for them. Berry, and Buttons ask to sniff some of the soaps and lotions, Egg slept, and Phantom flirted with a salesperson (traitor)(At least it wasn't Momma).

Corvus finally picked out a bubble bath scented with “calming lavender,” and I couldn't resist getting a bottle for myself too. With a bitty family like ours, we were going to need it. 

Our last stop for the day was a bitty-friendly grocery store. The carts had baskets in the top seat with a nice soft lining for bittys to ride in safely. Of course Red and Brassberry refused the basket (of course). Red wanted to be my seeing-eye bitty again and yell at people (i'm helping!) and Brassy wanted to ride in my cleavage (I like hearing her heartbeat). Phantom kept a watchful eyelight on Berry and Buttons, who were practically climbing the sides of the basket to browse the shelves.

Corvus had his hands full making sure Egg didn't get lost. Softbones bittys have a habit of falling asleep in strange places, which isn't a problem at home or in the smaller shops we visited earlier. In fact, when I paid for our purchases at Gigi's shop, she'd opened the till to find him dozing inside. This grocery store was bustling, though. Egg could end up in someone's purse or missing in the huge maze of aisles or bins of produce. Thankfully, Corvus was on the case!

We entered the candy aisle, and my two young bittys cheered. They had plans for their Good Boy Points, and those plans involved copious amounts of sugary treats! I also needed to restock my supply of jelly beans for Red, which I mercifully did not charge him any G for (it's a dietary requirement). I warned all three of my little candy addicts that I would be limiting their sugar intake. I learned from experience with Red that too many sweets can make a bitty violently ill (stop telling people about that!).

With our pile of unhealthy food in the bottom of the cart, we perused the other aisles, picking up staples like pancake mix and cheese puffs. Everyone except Egg voiced their opinion in the produce aisle (vegetables are gross and the world must know!)(Yeah, no veggies!), but I only needed a few items. Since it's summer time, I liked to head to the Farmer's Market on the weekends for local fruits and vegetables. I don't care how much a certain Edgy Bitty complains; he's going to eat a balanced diet!

(we’ll see about that!)

On our way to the checkout lanes, Brassberry asked if we could go to the meat department to get a steak. Since adopting Buttons, I've been having all of our meat products delivered, but Brassy liked to pick out his own like a mighty hunter singling out his prey. I prepared to remind him that a certain family member might become anxious at the sight of flesh when the family member in question spoke up.

“If you want to go, I'll be OK, Momma,” Buttons said, reassuring me several more times when I questioned the decision. 

Crossing the basket, Buttons stood next to Corvus, who beamed at him. Corvus wrapped a dark wing around him, and Egg woke up to hug Buttons around the middle. I felt a tug on my hair; Red demanded to be placed in the basket, where he took up a protective position behind Buttons, one itsy bitsy hand on the young bitty's shoulder.

(it ain't like that! i just wanted some of the attention or whatever…)

Apparently, in addition to helping Buttons with his nightmares and his eye socket injuries, Egg and Corvus have been talking him through his residual fears from the trauma he experienced in his original home. Even Berry strolled over to stand beside his friend.

“Let's go to the meat section and fuck shit up,” the baby-faced potty-mouth cheered.

So we're on our way to the meat section, possibly to fuck shit up (yay!) and maybe also get a steak for Brassy I guess (Yay!).

Why can't we ever just have a normal shopping trip?

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[theskeletongames]

Cut up a pool noodle, slap a rubber band around it and you got yourself a makeshift life jacket for little rodent sized people.

[ash-and-burn]

[caycanteven]

Fuck off Lil Shit I'm tryin' to work

[ilexlio]

I love these noodley bois

[skelekins]

(❤´艸｀❤) got the boys some onesies and then we got a mocha at the cafe

[sticks-stones-and-bittybones]

Tuscan in a maid outfit with cat ears

Special request from MamaMercedes on AOO.

Tuscan's very upset about this outfit request. A very spicy bean.

[ut-museum-guide]

Bittybones / Lamia

14 fanfics, 6 comics

2 fanfics are more than 100k _Stowaway Bitty & AVA

3 lamia/naga centric

1 smut _Ain’t this lamia

1 suggestive _ #20

Creator

Bittybones

@/fuckencrybaby

Lamiatale by ???

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1. Little Red

By Spectascopes

@/spectascopes

Human!SwapPaps, Human!SwapSans, OC bitty

Edgy-ish Cherry

Recovery fic

Note: trans man character

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2. Bitty and the Beast

By Dreaming Mystic (59k)

Ink, Axe (Horrortale)

Bittybones, beauty and the beast style, kidnap style

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3. Just a Little Off Beat

By Kharons_End (152k) - InC

Baby Blue, Lil Bro

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4. Stowaway Bitty

By Historically Dragon (301k) - InC

Razzberry

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5. A Trio of Misfits

By Sabinarius

Baby Blue, Lil Bro

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6. Oops I have a Naga

By Spectascopes

Sansy, Papy

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7. Ain’t this Lamia

By Kamari333

Smut

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8. Itty-Bitty Boutique

By PixelPax

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9. Love is where the Family is

By basurtoj15

Note: kick ass big sis mc

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10. A Little Bit(ty) of Trouble.

By Kassykins

Edgy, Boss, Baby Blue, Lil Bro

Note: bitty support animal

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11. One Bittybone At a Time

By LeenaZenyo

Cherry, Papy

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12. Monsters should be Cute!

By TellCosy

Horror bitties

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13. Bit-ter Memories

By TinyPeachFox

Gaster sans, eventual smut

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14. Ava

By Inyahs

Soft bones

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Comics

15. Honey Eggs

@/boe-someone

Stretch, Baby Blue lamia, skele-bunny bitty

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16. Bara - Sans -Bitty

@/theskeletongames

@/poetax

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17. Itty Bitty Problems

@/theskeletongames

Sansy, Edgy

18. Little Story

@/theskeletongames

Reader equivalent

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One Shot

19. Baby Blue - Horror Kitty

@/theskeletongames

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20. Edgy bitty +18

@/ammazolie

[last updated: 11March24, 20 exhibits]

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From @undertale-museum

[xxcalicofemmexx]

local cat almost embarrasses their bitty to death, more at 11

[vex-bittys]

Bittybones Chapter 8: Organics and Botanicals (part 3)

I hopped out of bed the next morning with all the vigor of a person who has just woken up and hasn't yet had a chance for circumstance (such as the chaos of getting seven bittys dressed for the day) to crush all of their energy and motivation. That vigor diminished when Red and Brassy both decided to protest pants for some reason (viva la nudity!), and Berry the Yanberry rolled out of bed spewing a string of, admittedly impressive, swear words and phrases. The potty-mouthed bastard could probably beat me at Scrabble without using a single appropriate word.

Triple points if I say “oh my God” while looking the term up on Urban Dictionary, and no, I'm not going to ask him to use it in a sentence.

Fortunately, my miniscule assistant, Corvus the Kara bitty, had a handle on his adopted nestlings. He and Buttons were fully dressed though the newly named Egg the Softbones still wore his comfy pajamas, which was par for the course with his bitty type. Phantom had picked out an outfit for himself though he noticeably lacked a shirt and obviously thought the look suited him. Of course a grumpy Brassy and still-pantsless Red heckled him to "put some damn clothes on.” (fuckin’ showoff)

It felt like time to accept that “good enough” would be my mantra from now on if I wanted to get anything done. I escorted my bitty brigade into the kitchen for breakfast where I discovered round 2 of energy-sapping problems. Buttons already had a specific dietary guideline: no meat, and Red still maintained his allergy to shrimp as long as they weren't shrimp from my plate (it's a fickle allergy). Would my new bittys have special dietary requests too?

First, I divided the seven boys into herbivores and carnivores. Kara kooed that he would join Buttons as a vegetarian, and Egg the Softbones gave a thumbs-up of agreement from where he dozed facedown on the counter when Kara prompted him. Berry and Phantom opted to participate in the mysterious Meat Club (you're not supposed to talk about it)(And that shirtless asshole ain't invited!) that Red and Brassy had started. Being the sweetheart that he is, Buttons suggested that the vegetarians eat in the living room so that us carnivores weren't relegated to the “garage of shame” (bold of him to assume that i feel shame).

Next, I asked Corvus if he minded eating eggs since I planned to make a vegetable omelet for breakfast. I worried that he might find egg consumption offensive considering his bird-like appearance. Instead, he kooed out a laugh and ruffled his wing feathers. Apparently my question amused him, but he reassured me that eggs were fine with him. I took it as a good sign that we'd all be eating breakfast together and got the entire crew gathered at the table so I could start cooking.

Omelets don't take long to make, even if I needed to chop a few mushrooms, peppers, and onions. Even that short amount of time was far too long for me to expect my bitty boys to behave themselves.

The problem started when Phantom made a flirty comment while I prepped ingredients. A scuffle ensued, but by the time I turned to scold my bittys at knifepoint, they stared back at me with perfect innocence and strangely disheveled clothing (he started it)(Nothing happened). This weird occurrence kept weirdly occurring every few seconds until I plopped a warm, fluffy omelet onto the table and began portioning tiny servings onto bitty-sized plates. Seven teensy skeletons settled down to their meals.

The reactions varied. Kara kooed happily, and Egg actually sat up to eat. Buttons declared the food to be delicious, a sentiment that Berry echoed with an unnecessary amount of expletives that had probably never been used to describe an omelet before. Brassy shoveled down his plateful so fast that I doubted he tasted it at all, but he opened his mouth to comment anyway only to be interrupted by Phantom tossing another flirtatious compliment my way. 

There was a single beat of silence.

Then breakfast devolved into pandemonium.

Corvus escorted Egg, Buttons, and Berry away from the explosive fray, each bitty taking his breakfast with him. Red had double handfuls of omelet and appeared to be trying to shove them into Phantom's eye sockets (yup). Phantom easily fended him off with his superior reach, though Brassy threw him off balance with a wild leg tackle. Pieces of omelet flew everywhere as I separated the three bittys who stubbornly continued to throw both insults and breakfast at each other.

I grounded Red (unfair) and Brassy (We were defending your honor!) to their respective bitty houses. Phantom, Corvus, Egg, Buttons, and Berry were relocated to the living room to finish their breakfast in front of the TV. I turned on a reality show to drown out Red's enraged (rightfully!) screeching and the sound of him slamming around anything he could find that he hadn't already destroyed, which turned out to be not much after last night's destructive tantrum.

I cleaned up the kitchen table then brought my own meal into the living room. I spent more time pondering than eating, and by the time I figured out a solution to the jealousy conundrum, my once steaming eggs had become cold gelatinous blobs on my plate. I refused to get rid of Phantom (boo), but I knew a surefire way to make Red and Brassy behave:

Bribery.

(i can be bought)

I am definitely not above bribing my bittybones for a little peace and quiet. It's time to implement Good Boy Points!

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[theskeletongames]

Service Bitty

Watch out!

Rodent man plotting nasty doings in a hamster tube! Wanted to do a quicker side comic cause I've missed the tiny little shit doing tiny little shit things. Also, wanted to show how an edgy would ever willingly sign up to be a service bitty...

Will probably make another part someday in the future...

(they gotta take a test to get registered, and uh, mark off what type of human they can take care of)

This is sort of another part to these

[caycanteven]

He acts like I starve him...

[undertale-museum]

Bittybones

Comic - Fanfiction

[Last updated 18April24]

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1. Little Red

By Spectascopes

@/spectascopes

Human!SwapPaps, Human!SwapSans, OC bitty

Edgy-ish Cherry

Recovery fic

Note: trans man character

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2. Bitty and the Beast

By Dreaming Mystic (59k)

Ink, Axe (Horrortale)

Bittybones, beauty and the beast style, kidnap style

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3. Just a Little Off Beat

By Kharons_End (152k) - InC

Baby Blue, Lil Bro

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4. Stowaway Bitty

By Historically Dragon (301k) - InC

Razzberry

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5. A Trio of Misfits

By Sabinarius

Baby Blue, Lil Bro

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6. Oops I have a Naga

By Spectascopes

Sansy, Papy

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7. Ain’t this Lamia

By Kamari333

Smut

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8. Itty-Bitty Boutique

By PixelPax

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9. Love is where the Family is

By basurtoj15

Note: kick ass big sis mc

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10. A Little Bit(ty) of Trouble.

By Kassykins

Edgy, Boss, Baby Blue, Lil Bro

Note: bitty support animal

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11. One Bittybone At a Time

By LeenaZenyo

Cherry, Papy

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12. Monsters should be Cute!

By TellCosy

Horror bitties

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13. Bit-ter Memories

By TinyPeachFox

Gaster sans, eventual smut

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14. Ava

By Inyahs

Soft bones

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15. Snuggle Naga

By Bliss Hellfire

cuddle time, fluff

[itty-bitty-mess]

TW: BITTYBONES AB//USE, BITTY WHUMP, BITTY T*RT//URE

Honestly, im deeply considering making edgies almost extinct in my bittybones au. Humans hated edgies so much for being tiny abusive assholes that authorities fully encouraged people to find and immediately dust any edgy they found. “Beloved” family edgies were killed by family friends (with the family’s full conscent), strays were stomped and crushed by any passerby, food-shaped poison was laid out on the streets for baby edgies and strays to feed on and die instantly, ex-owners let go of their aggressive little companions and gladly gave them away to bitty slaughterhouses. The few edgies that are still alive have been fully sterilized to keep the little assholes from reproducing ever again and are probably just kept around in dirty little cages for unethical experimentation.

[crescentmoonsandroses]

...You know what? Sure. I'll do this.

Heya! My name's Rose, although you can also call me Pup or whatever else, I don't really care. I do a lot of UTMV fanart, I'm currently working on a couple of AUs of my own, and I have a fic about Nightmare's gang. I mainly work digitally and in my sketchbook, although I'm open to trying out pretty much any medium, and I also occasionally make art stuff that isn't just drawing, like Dart the Edgy bitty in that last image. Overall, I'm really just here to have fun, share my creations, and obsess about Undertale and its AUs.

Dust!Sans belongs to ask-dusttale. Undertale belongs to Toby Fox. Error!Sans belongs to CrayonQueen. Ink!Sans belongs to Comyet. Pixel belongs to me. Soy and Almond belong to me. Dream belongs to Joku. Underfell was made by Vic the Underfella. The bittybones AU was made by fucken-crybaby.

Utmv artists reblog this with your art and advertise yourself NOW!!!!!!

Artist support NOW!!!!!!! I’ll follow as many as I can, and you should all go follow each other. Hits you on the head with a galvanized square steel pipe.

[hotguynextdoor2]

“ ‘A-a… birth-d-day?’ he asked.

‘Oh, that’s actually a really good idea,’ Russel added with a smile. ‘Maybe it could be the day we adopted you?’

Red’s little eye twinkled. ‘That was a… a-a good day,’ he admitted shyly. ”

22 lP, Chapter 11, Little Red by Spectascopes

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TvT best comfort fic ever.