#eddiepriest

[saryasy]

"I'm straight" "I'm celibate"

[chronicowboy]

because we know all it takes for evan buckley to have an epiphany is a Single Kiss i think gerard should be saying some bullshit about the 118 turning a bunch of good manly firemen gay and then he turns to eddie and is like "better watch out, diaz, don't want the rainbow to catch you too" and eddie is fed up of this man's bullshit actually so just walks over to buck (he's closest, that's why, that's the ONLY reason guys, stop laughing at him) and plants a Very Firm kiss right on buck's mouth and whilst mildly (see: on the verge of another heart attack panic attack) freaking out (buck is essentially catatonic at this point btw) turns around to captain bigot like "whoops i think the mustache must have caused some drag, slowed me down, couldn't outrun the rainbow, anybody want any skittles? want to taste the rainbow, captain?" hen and chimney are holding in gleeful laughter. buck hasn't breathed once. eddie runs away to go freak out in private. buck looks at chimney for help who just throws his hands up like "i'm not kissing you", looks to hen "hey now don't look at me these lips are for karen and karen only". buck, in an act of both extreme self preservation and destruction goes "GUYS eddie just kissed me! he's clearly in crisis mode. we need to do something about this!" bonus: cut to eddie heading into a confessional booth like "i kissed my best friend and technically made him cheat on his boyfriend but i don't feel all that bad about it and i only did it to get back at a bigot and i know revenge is frowned upon by the bible but that guy wasn't loving thy neighbor you know. anyway is kissing a man a sin? ive heard conflicting things so id love some clarification on that because i might want to do it again" and the hot priest's katy perry ringtone goes off again, he hasn't learnt from his mistakes with bobby in s1, and hot priest is like "haha well as you can probably tell i dont preach loving men as a sin in my congregation" and eddie's like ".....oh..... my god ?????" they're both flustered by each other so they both accidentally come out of the confessional at the same time and look at each other and eddie's like "oh im definitely going to hell" and hot priest laughs before smiling shyly and goes "want to tell me about your best friend?"

[babygirl-diaz]

Eddie: I wanna fuck a priest Frank: Do you wanna fuck the priest or do you wanna fuck God? Eddie: CAN YOU fuck God? Frank: Oh yeah, very much so.

[heauxplesslydevoted]

I need Father Brian (I think that’s his name?) to come back and flirt with Eddie in front of Buck so Buck can contemplate blowing up a church. Or do this

[wernerherzogs]

im truly at the point where i'm like, they made marisol a former nun specifically so eddie could later hook up with the hot priest and realize her being a catholic church employee wasn't actually the problem. anything is possible in this post tommyabby canon world.

❗ they were literally Vibing too the chemistry was THERE. tim minear pspspspps

[sunflower-eddiediaz]

thank god he's straight, i don't have to break my vow of celibacy 🤝 thank god he's a celibate, i don't have to– well i'm straight so, nothing

[eddiegettingshot]

literally bobby just told him he didn’t like his mustache. and buck was busy whining about his curse. and nobody is stopping to be like ohhh hmm… eddie sure is experiencing torture beyond belief… maybe someone should make sure he knows he isn’t deplorable and damaged beyond repair…? Like this is literally how it is right now. FUCK

[itsactuallycorrine]

Ok kind of a 7x04 redux but Buck finding out Eddie is meeting with this young, hot guy he’s never seen before, and freaking out about it, following them places, etc. and he THINKS Eddie is sleeping with him, and he’s hurt that Eddie never came out to him and what’s so special about this guy that Eddie would date him but when BUCK came out Eddie said it didn’t change anything

So he finally wakes tf up about his real feelings for Eddie, gets himself single, makes the grand gesture to show Eddie how much he loves him…….and Eddie has to be like, “Buck, he’s a priest, I’m not dating him, why would you think that?!” And Buck is like, “oh so you’re not gay? You don’t love me back?” 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 and Eddie throws his hands in the air “of course I’m gay! Of course i love you! That’s all part of what I’m talking to the priest about!”

And then things get inappropriate in or around the church and Hot Priest has to be like, “guys, I’m happy for you but there’s a time and a place and I’ve got a sermon to write. Call me when you’re ready for the pre-marriage counseling”

[comfortingevanbuckley]

Staying out of the eddiepriest shipping for the same reason. They can't claim to hate that buck has a boyfriend but go ahead eddie? It's really sad that buck isn't even the focus of his own story

Same with the hotshots posts and the possible real 911 spin-off tbh I know they're all just being crazy but if the buck/eddie equivalents in those shows get together, the writers are just making fun of everyone at this point and it sucks

Yep, I’m just going to focus on enjoying what little I know about the show and look forward to what is coming! Everyone’s arcs sound really interesting and I want them all to shine!

Oh, good point. It was fun to be silly but I do hope it’s completely different. Unless the theory I saw about it being based on Taylor’s book turns out to be true then who knows? However, I highly doubt she ever would hint at anything about their relationship other than being friends in the book.

[savethepinecones]

ooh go for it lol id love to have more eddiepriest in my life :3

@savethepinecones I feel like if my eddie/hot priest thoughts are the most horny posting you've seen in years, I should really step up my game <3

[darkangelsurvival]

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[babygirl-diaz]

Eddie and the Cool Priest

[babygirl-diaz]

Been listening to Guilty As Sin since yesterday and thinking about Eddie and Brian the Priest.

[babygirl-diaz]

I have a fanfic idea... with the song "El Tango de Roxanne" for Eddie/Father Brian and Buddie... But I need to know if it's too... out there. So if anyone is interested in hearing my plot, please let me know!

[babygirl-diaz]

I wish there were more Eddie/Father Brian fics. If anyone writes anything, please tag me in it!!!

[babygirl-diaz]

Writing a fic where Father Brian accidentally ends up a strip club and meets *ahem* stripper Eddie. Am I going to hell for this?