#eddie was feeling bonita stop hating buck

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*Buck and Eddie are going through a box of Eddie’s older stuff to see what to keep when he moves to Texas*

Buck, rummaging through the box: Cowboy hat, eye patch, fake blood, seems like Halloween stuff.

Eddie: I mean, the box says “Halloween Stuff, do not touch” it’s probably Halloween things.

Buck, still going through: Right. Cat ears… collar… miniskirt? Eddie?

Eddie, blushing: Halloween costume.

Buck, holding up the collar: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN? A SLUT?!