#keep them coming

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Buck: Hey babe, I think we need to be a little quieter at night.

Eddie: Why? We have the house to ourselves.

Buck: The neighbors came and knocked on the door and said "Hey Buck, could you guys possibly keep the noise down?"

Eddie: Did they tell you why?

Buck: They didn't have to. I never told them my name before.

Eddie: Oh... Well, I can't be held responsible for what I do while you pulverize my prostate. They better get some earplugs, I guess.

[rum-sugar-pirate]

I have been waiting for an excuse to draw little willry. Maybe I will draw a better piece later on. They were college roommates who hated each other until they realized they were majoring in the same thing. Country boy x city Englishman @picabrush

[tyblackthornfrog]

every time i open tumblr there's so many theories and fake scenarios people talk about for twp that i sometimes consider it a new fanfiction app

[sspellmen]

More photos from GQ Portugal

[duplexide]

As the only "Strange World" fan in existence, I CANNOT WAIT to see Disney's next massive flop about weird aliens.

[taylorsabrina]

me reading up on yet another article about the "it ends with us" movie's controversy, and the amount of tone deaf promoting going into it. *rubs hands together and laughs evilly* YEEEEHEHEHEHESSSSSS!!!!!!! FLOP FLOOOOPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tommyscurls]

Alot of horny bucktommy posting on the dash this fine evening

[lazysublimeengineer]

The increase of Harem Rin fics during and after this match is heaven.

Like wdym Rin should always be in control and do everything?

He needs to be pampered and be spoiled like a rotten prince after being in a berserker mode for more than a year in this match only to have an outcome like that.

Also, let's not ignore on how the other characters are salivating over him (read: Kaiser, Isagi, Loki, Nanase, Shidou etc.) during the goddamn match.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

*Buck and Eddie are going through a box of Eddie’s older stuff to see what to keep when he moves to Texas*

Buck, rummaging through the box: Cowboy hat, eye patch, fake blood, seems like Halloween stuff.

Eddie: I mean, the box says “Halloween Stuff, do not touch” it’s probably Halloween things.

Buck, still going through: Right. Cat ears… collar… miniskirt? Eddie?

Eddie, blushing: Halloween costume.

Buck, holding up the collar: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN? A SLUT?!

[lestappen-folkwhore]

The wheel to wheel with Charles and Lewis????

SO FUCKING HOT.

[thesecondhandwoman]

I posted Caitvi as domestic parents for fun and suddenly I have more than 30+ requests on them with all adorable family scenarios (and I will be completing all of them. Keep them coming.)

[fentibeauty]

makes me happy to see glinda and elphaba fics, i love the movie and the characters sm

[gibsongirrl]

another day another jeremy allen white calvin klein ad

[joongbook]

i really appreciate all the marcpoon crumbs we're getting

[vivaciousoceans]

I gotta rant about something that as a Olivia Benson fan first, really bothers me. Elliot would’ve NEVER left Kathy for Olivia. Ever. They had to kill her off to even give eo a chance. And I just feel like Olivia deserves better than that. Better than being somebody’s second choice. They can spin it however they want to. The facts will always be the facts. I don’t think Elliot would’ve ever looked twice at her (in a romantic way), had Kathy lived. I always did feel like Olivia loved him more than he did her. I also feel like that’s what scares her the most about Rafael, is for him she’s his first and only choice. And she’s never really experienced that type of unconditional love with anyone.

You’re 100000% correct. Elliot would’ve never given Olivia the time of day if Kathy was still alive. He had ample opportunity to leave her, to get a divorce, for god’s sake, the show was in season 12 when he left. He spent 12 years as Olivia’s partner, never once making a move, not even when he was separated. I don’t doubt that Elliot feels something for Olivia, I don’t doubt that he loves her in his own selfish way, but she is NOT the love of his life. If she was, if she was truly the woman he couldn’t live without, Italy wouldn’t have been far enough. When Kathy was leaving him, he continued to show up, and yes there is a difference because she had his kids, but also he wanted HER! As evidenced by them making Eli. Olivia has always been his work wife. The wife he goes to for emotional support so his real wife doesn’t see his demons, the toll the job takes on him. Rafael has always only had eyes for her.

He doesn’t have a wife and 5 kids holding him back. He doesn’t have the baggage of a failed relationship 15 years ago (Brian Cassidy) holding him back. He’s never going to ask her to give up her job to ride off into the sunset with him (Ed Tucker). If she let herself, if she truly let herself fall into him, she could be happy, loved, cherished, and that scares the shit out of her. Because who could ever love someone made from a monster? Who’s been broken over and over by countless evil men? Who could actually want her? Who would actually choose her? And Rafael is right there answering every single one of those questions with “me”, and that terrifies her. She’s never been loved unconditionally.

And the idea that somehow Kathy is the reason Elliot never pursued Olivia is ridiculous. The fandom paints Kathy as this jealous bitter wife who won’t let Elliot go, when she did!!! And then she didn’t even know for sure that Elliot and Olivia hadn’t talked in 10 years. She still praises their partnership on her deathbed. Elliot is the one who couldn’t let Kathy go. Elliot is the one who abandoned Olivia without a word because “her voice would’ve made him stay” as if her voice had ever been enough to make him choose her.

[color-beyond-lines]

I don’t even know the airing schedule of half the shows I’m watching right now. I just wait for the tumblr tags to tell me a new ep is out (thank you!)