#ed sotd

[albaharu]

Cornetto doodles compilation part 4345 plus Tim Spaced

[gutfaced]

i'm my own target audience here. pictures of my boyfriend

[iinsawdious]

Shaun kneels down, a bit proud of his handiwork. The light string's weaving through the chains, and he's a bit afraid to adjust them. Hell, just getting the bell collar and headband on Ed was risky. Even though Ed doesn't try to bite him anymore.

He's still upset it's his first christmas without his best friend, and Liz is well aware. But, he would be lying if he said he wasn't glad his friend was dead (undead, he guesses) so he could pull this off.

Ed grunts, unimpressed.

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Surprise, @softchonk ! I'm your cornetto secret santa! hope you enjoy! sketch under the cut, because i like how it looked

[guhroovi]

In which Ed survived Z-Day and Shaun doesn't get back with Liz, so they just celebrate survivin by getting cross faded af and screwin on the couch.

[mythicraid]

[thepunkmuppet]

“He loved me, and, I’m not being funny, but I loved him too.”

↳ simon pegg & nick frost in shaun of the dead (2004), hot fuzz (2007) & the world’s end (2013)

[plakuchayaiva]

i really wanted to make child versions of the cornetto characters

and i do it

[bisexualmultifandommess]

Imagine Shaun of The Dead if Pete had lived that would’ve been so funny because not only would Shaun spend the movie trying to stop Ed and Pete from killing each other but I genuinely think Pete would terrify David and David needs scaring.

[michaelwatt]

Shall I resort to my old self and draw a rare pair???

[audiomoods]

So I just had to write this letter 'Cause girl, you're always on my mind Nothing I have can make you better 'Cause you've got something oh so right Something oh so right

Something Oh so Right - Stonekeepers ft. Ed Mills

[albaharu]

“I am going to be normal about the trilogy today” i say everyday (failing)

[thepunkmuppet]

ok so I will eventually do this with art, but put it this way I am literally watching hot fuzz for the third time in one week as we speak so I think it’s safe to say that my brain is right slap bang in the middle of HERE right now. meaning I just want to talk about these movies until I’m blue in the face so here goes!

gary king is my babygirl and my boyfriend and my son and my best mate and also me. so. you get it

angelbutter! is there even any competition??

hot fuzz for sure. again, watched it for the first time last week, twice in 24 hours, and now I’m watching it again less than 7 days afterwards and I know every fucking line

shaun of the dead, like, a year or two ago, and then I remembered “hey, there’s more movies like that in the world! maybe there is hope for humanity” and here we are

peter is such an underrated sweetie pie, like name one thing my guy has ever done wrong in his life. you can’t.

probably shaun honestly, I know he’s very much an every man but I think I count in that “every” so yknow, he works the way he’s supposed to i guess

“KILL THE QUEEN” “WOT?!?!!”

there are SO MANY oh my god i genuinely cannot choose

KING GAY and how much it makes peter laugh, it’s become such a running joke with me and my sister I still think it’s hilarious

the IT WAS A BIG LIE monologue in worlds end because… ouch. seriously ouch

gary is bi but we all knew that. angelbutter is canon but we all knew that. gary and andy “got separated” because steven wanted to go live with sam, andy wanted to go back to his wife and gary felt alone all over again and decided to just fuck off by himself (planning on turning that one into a very angsty post-movie fic so stay tuned I guess). I like to think that shaun and liz grew old together with their pet loser in the shed, outliving the zombie apocalypse because YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DESERVE IT

gary king

gary king

GARY KING

danny butterman my sweet stupid little monkey man you will always be loved

probably not long lmfao. but I like to think I would be resourceful?? and I can run like hell when I need to so that would probably help

…. The Winchester??

blanks are easy to kill (squishy blue goo heads that break immediately on impact) but they’re good fighters and also they come back to life infinitely AND I am a weak noodle so probably zombies because they’re slow and easy to overpower

i think this was simons pick in some interview I watched but I just cannot get it out of my head and that is nicholas angel and gary king. like just imagine the breaklight scene if it was with nick angel. that bitch wouldn’t have even made it to newton haven the movie would be over in 15 minutes because of that goddamn notebook

this whole thing is just proving how much I love gary lmfao but my guy is so stupid and funny he would be great to hang out with (not as an actual close friend though, he’s not exactly the expert in healthy relationships). I could definitely play mariokart with ed and shaun though I have to say, and I would love to hang out with the young muskateers mainly because I’m also a stupid teenager. also danny because I mean he’s danny

I don’t really fully see why people ship andy and gary. angelbutter and shaun x ed like YEAH those bitches gay good for them but these two?? granted there are a couple good moments (insert cock joke here) and the head on the shoulder at the end is very ccshvdfbhjcfdhjccddbchj but honestly I just see them as old friends with a toxic relationship. not that I don’t see potential, and if there was a plot line where they had a little thing for each other as teens I think that could be really interesting, but in terms of what we’ve got it just doesn’t really tickle my brain as much as the other two big ships

probably going to greece with my family. we were going to go again in 2020, after the last time in 2018 when I was really quite young, but because of covid we didn’t and since then my grandparents have moved back and sold the house which is so sad because corfu is absolutely gorgeous and I have really fond memories of it

oh I’m wayyy too queer for the nwa. I’m not even flamboyant or anything it’s just blatantly obvious that I’m not cis and in no way interested in being a girl. either that or my dog is a rescue and is always barking at other dogs so they might get mad about dIStuRbiNg tHE cOmMUnItY and kill us both when we’re out on a dog walk lol

gary king again. his costume is absolutely awesome, and I would definitely go all the way with the blue and red blood stains, the rehab bracelet, and the out of order sign. also I literally want to be him so bad it hURTS like no joke I would make a deal with the devil himself just to look like that man and gain his unmatched bi boy swag

just everything in hot fuzz I can’t even choose. we watched the “trivia track” on my family’s old dvd of the movie the other day and oh my god every single line in the first act is foreshadowing and I am just so in love with this movie

sandford. it’s just pretty, like did you see nick’s cottage?? cute little villages like that are honestly such a boss move from britian

regular because I’m basic and I like the little nuts and the chocolate

i kind of wish danny and nick had been like,,, EXPLICITLY canon. because we all know they’re canon and so do the actors and so does edgar and the movie was completely perfect, but representation is important and it just would have been appreciated, especially in 2007

not yet :( started watching spaced with my family and it was good, but I definitely did not enjoy hearing bestie simon pegg saying the t slur for obvious reasons so I decided to hold off on it for a while

danny crashing head first into the first fence and then slowly rolling himself over the top of another fence is my spirit animal

30 Days of the Cornetto Trilogy Challenge

hey y’all know those challenges where you post daily for 30 days and stuff? Well here’s one for the Cornetto Trilogy! Feel free to do whatever you want with these prompts, from creating things to just making a text post :3

Day 1: Favourite character  Day 2: Favourite ship/OTP  Day 3: Favourite film of the three  Day 4: First film of the three you saw  Day 5: Favourite member of The Five Musketeers (that ISN’T Gary)  Day 6: Character you relate to the most  Day 7: Favourite line/quote from Shaun of the Dead  Day 8: Favourite line/quote from Hot Fuzz  Day 9: Favourite line/quote from The World’s End  Day 10: A moment that made you cry (from any emotion)  Day 11: List some headcanons  Day 12: Character you think needs a hug  Day 13: Character you think needs to be slapped  Day 14: Favourite Simon Pegg character  Day 15: Favourite Nick Frost character  Day 16: How long would you (realistically) last in a zombie apocalypse? Day 17: You’re meeting up with your friends, which pub from the Trilogy are you going to meet up at? Day 18: Would you rather face a hoard of zombies or a hoard of blanks?  Day 19: Characters from different films that 100% should meet each other Day 20: Character that you wish was real and that you could meet/hang out with  Day 21: A hot take  Day 22: A moment from your past that you would love to relive  Day 23: What would cause you to get murdered in Sandford?  Day 24: Character you would love to cosplay as/or already have cosplayed  Day 25: Favourite bit of foreshadowing Day 26: Would you rather live in Sandford or Newton Haven?  Day 27: Favourite flavour of cornetto Day 28: Anything you would change?  Day 29: Have you watched either of the honorary members of this franchise: Paul and Spaced? Day 30: Favourite fence jumping scene

[iinsawdious]

[guhroovi]

Just posted something spicy on ao3 👉🏼👈🏼

Have some ed/daffs

[laineystein]

GIG SOTD 💜🦊🪖

Currently fueled by an almost empty packet of cigarettes, my second XL of the day, and an appetite for revenge.

A bit of an update from the past *checks calendar* two days:

I thought 3 or 4 days had passed but it’s only been two since I’ve been on here. The past forty eight ish hours were horrible. By far the worst time here so far. I’d say it’s right up there with my worst days in the ED during the peak of COVID. But thanks to that trauma I’m more aware of how horrible it is. I don’t really feel it which is a relief but also terrifying and not at all healthy 🙃

As per usual, there’s so much I want to say but we’ll save it all for when this mess is over and we’re all back home with our families IYH amennnn 🙏🏽

Please add these names to your list for a refuah shlema:

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