#ed for ts

[warlock-enthusiast]

When a coworker approaches you - out of love - and asks if you have considered losing weight, because I currently have a bit of backpain like every other fucking office person ever.

Bitch I have been on a diet for most of my life and suffered through eight years of bulimia and starving myself. I got bullied so bad that I wanted to off myself at the age of 10.

Fuck all the way off.

Ofc I was not savage or smart and simply teared up.

Out of love, my ass.

[neednothavehappenedtobetrue]

me, aged 12 or so: hey, can you show me how to make pancakes?

my parents: no, it would be too hard for you because of the disability we are choosing to acknowledge for a change.

me, aged thirty: minding my own fucking business

my parents: why do you eat so much takeout? all takeout is universally bad for you and you should stop eating it.

I know learned helplessness blah blah whatever but my learning disability genuinely makes it prohibitively difficult to teach myself to do multi-stage tasks (like cooking) which it then also makes prohibitively difficult to execute even if I do know them. what do they want me to EAT

(they don't want me to eat, is the thing. they want me to be about sixty pounds thinner/subsist on 1600 calories a day. genuinely and truly, that is their desire for me. they think 1600 calories is the absolute most any human should ever eat in a day.)

[qqueenofhades]

Haaaave you seen what happened with the NABJ Dumpy interview? WHO thought this would be a good idea? The Harris campaign must be setting off fireworks right how. I am just stunned his team A. let him do this in the first place and B. LET HIM STAY UP THERRE FOR SO LONG AND KEEP SAYING STUPID SHIT. Holy fuck.

Jesus rollerskating Christ. I took a peek at the Tweetymachine and this was just a sample of what popped up:

So let's recap, he was an hour late because he didn't want to be fact-checked in real time, he was booed onstage, he was supposed to talk for an hour and was yanked after 34 minutes (in the middle of a question about Project 2025, not-coincidentally), he rambled and insulted black people in front of the National Association of Black Journalists, insulted Kamala yet again, questioned whether she was "actually" black (they want to do Obama birtherism so bad they just can't help themselves), denigrated a black female reporter who actually asked him tough questions, and.... got this for it, I guess. Wow.

Good luck, Donnie Dumptruck!

[aherosoup]

till infinity!

Happy Birthday Patton!!! since he's one of my favs, I wanted to pull out all the stops, but I also thought I could get a little self-indulgent LOL

so, here's Pat as Nikki from Infinity Nikki!! this outfit reminds me so much of him, so I just had to choose it ^_^

here's an extra little comic idea I couldn't get out of my head abt Giroda reminding Pat of Roman </3 + a little warm up sketch of Pat & Momo!

[isabellaofparma]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[crimson-and-clover-1717]

‘Do I dare / Disturb the universe?’

Yep. You dared. You disturbed it. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[andichoseyou]

The Eras Tour surprise songs parallels

August 15, 2024—London, England: Everything Has Changed / End Game / Thinking Out Loud (mashup with Ed Sheeran)

[pinkheart22]

I think Taylor really likes this line in endgame, what about you?

taylor swift and ed sheeran surprise songs, wembley stadium, london night 4

[midnightswillow]

66th Annual Grammy Awards at the Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles on February 4, 2024.

[lostetiquette]

🧶

[neednothavehappenedtobetrue]

you need to eat!

q: but I'm not hungry

a: you're frequently not hungry! you still need to eat!

q: but I'm tired

a: yeah, you'll get more tired if you don't eat!

q: but my brain is megadead

a: yeah, that will also get worse if you don't eat!

q" but I can't shake the feeling that eating is a morally dubious act even though I know this is something I've acquired from my parents and not from reality.

a: okay, but you need to eat, though!

q: but the only thing that seems remotely palatable is a smoothie and something something nutritional balance protein something.

-a: ..... and you think just not eating is better somehow?

q: yeah, maybe

a: nope! if the only food you can envision putting into your body is a smoothie, order smoothies and put them into your body

q: but something something the second verse of Creep basically. (I don't care if it hurts/ I wanna have control/ I want a perfect body/ I want a perfect soul).

a: okay, but. you need to eat, though.

[oatmilktruther]

if i make any estimations about how long this fic will be i will end up clowning myself but i will simply say that i should not be surprised that i have so much shit to fucking say about t4t knight stede/crown princess ed.

[swiftpolls]

[duahauuoplanh]

this love came back to me