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[warlock-enthusiast]

When a coworker approaches you - out of love - and asks if you have considered losing weight, because I currently have a bit of backpain like every other fucking office person ever.

Bitch I have been on a diet for most of my life and suffered through eight years of bulimia and starving myself. I got bullied so bad that I wanted to off myself at the age of 10.

Fuck all the way off.

Ofc I was not savage or smart and simply teared up.

Out of love, my ass.

[neednothavehappenedtobetrue]

me, aged 12 or so: hey, can you show me how to make pancakes?

my parents: no, it would be too hard for you because of the disability we are choosing to acknowledge for a change.

me, aged thirty: minding my own fucking business

my parents: why do you eat so much takeout? all takeout is universally bad for you and you should stop eating it.

I know learned helplessness blah blah whatever but my learning disability genuinely makes it prohibitively difficult to teach myself to do multi-stage tasks (like cooking) which it then also makes prohibitively difficult to execute even if I do know them. what do they want me to EAT

(they don't want me to eat, is the thing. they want me to be about sixty pounds thinner/subsist on 1600 calories a day. genuinely and truly, that is their desire for me. they think 1600 calories is the absolute most any human should ever eat in a day.)

[qqueenofhades]

Haaaave you seen what happened with the NABJ Dumpy interview? WHO thought this would be a good idea? The Harris campaign must be setting off fireworks right how. I am just stunned his team A. let him do this in the first place and B. LET HIM STAY UP THERRE FOR SO LONG AND KEEP SAYING STUPID SHIT. Holy fuck.

Jesus rollerskating Christ. I took a peek at the Tweetymachine and this was just a sample of what popped up:

So let's recap, he was an hour late because he didn't want to be fact-checked in real time, he was booed onstage, he was supposed to talk for an hour and was yanked after 34 minutes (in the middle of a question about Project 2025, not-coincidentally), he rambled and insulted black people in front of the National Association of Black Journalists, insulted Kamala yet again, questioned whether she was "actually" black (they want to do Obama birtherism so bad they just can't help themselves), denigrated a black female reporter who actually asked him tough questions, and.... got this for it, I guess. Wow.

Good luck, Donnie Dumptruck!

[isabellaofparma]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[pinkheart22]

I think Taylor really likes this line in endgame, what about you?

taylor swift and ed sheeran surprise songs, wembley stadium, london night 4

[midnightswillow]

66th Annual Grammy Awards at the Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles on February 4, 2024.

[lostetiquette]

🧶

[ofmd-ann]

👰🤵💍❤

[4ssmallasad0ll]

my parents have this restriction thing on the appstore so i have to request any app that i wanna get so i cant get any fasting apps 😢

[duahauuoplanh]

this love came back to me

[loveryswift]

ed and taytay🥺💙

[oldcoyote]

so today I broke through another weight goal AND reached 100 days in my eating disorder recovery journey after countless failures and resets

it's taken me all year to reach 100 days, and I never thought I would get this far, ever. 2023-me, who was at rock bottom, would be absolutely astounded to hear it

it's been hard, but it is getting easier, little by little. here's to the next 100 days, hopefully

[neednothavehappenedtobetrue]

you need to eat!

q: but I'm not hungry

a: you're frequently not hungry! you still need to eat!

q: but I'm tired

a: yeah, you'll get more tired if you don't eat!

q: but my brain is megadead

a: yeah, that will also get worse if you don't eat!

q" but I can't shake the feeling that eating is a morally dubious act even though I know this is something I've acquired from my parents and not from reality.

a: okay, but you need to eat, though!

q: but the only thing that seems remotely palatable is a smoothie and something something nutritional balance protein something.

-a: ..... and you think just not eating is better somehow?

q: yeah, maybe

a: nope! if the only food you can envision putting into your body is a smoothie, order smoothies and put them into your body

q: but something something the second verse of Creep basically. (I don't care if it hurts/ I wanna have control/ I want a perfect body/ I want a perfect soul).

a: okay, but. you need to eat, though.

[bucksboobs]

“It’s okay, we’re in love” is a really cute line but the hater in me is also very amused that it implies that only people in love should look at each other shirtless.

[lunar-years]

Not to sound so emo but like. On a tour where she’s brought out very few actual surprise guests (particularly when you list only the ones who weren’t also her openers) and has by and large not sang anyone’s songs but her own (the exception being Gracie where there was extenuating circumstances tbf)… to not only bring out Ed but do a mashup AND include one of his songs… that’s best friendism!!! I just know they had soooo much fun putting that together beforehand :)

[daeneryssansa]

And all my walls stood tall, painted blue. But I'll take 'em down, take 'em down, and open up the door for you. And all I feel in my stomach is butterflies, the beautiful kind, making up for lost time, taking flight making me feel like...I just wanna know you better.