#ebug

[naanima]

Only being able to carry two goalies and needing an EBUG - I love it bcos it is always AMAZING on multiple levels, but I hate it bcos like maybe we actually NEED 3 goalies. But anyways, this is amazing. Sen's EBUG running with his gear to make it to the game.

Go to the source for vid.

[rowdyluv]

Silovs, congrats on your win in your playoff debut!!😭😭

[chippergoose]

Some love for the Lightning EBUG

[hunterrrs]

buzzkill… let him PLAY

[aerinfrankellove]

Ok. See I’m sure this is entirely knowable but! I’ve always wondered what would happen if two EBUGs were needed in one game. That is, both teams by whatever chance need an emergency backup goalie. From my understanding there is only one, so here’s my non comprehensive list of suggestions of what should happen in that case, in no particular order:

1. Dress a regular player as a goalie - there are varying levels of meanness to this one, you could have the player be from the team who’s already used the EBUG as a sort of payback, or have it have to be someone dressed for your team. If it’s extra mean, make it random so you could either have a defenseman who blocks so many shots he practically is a goalie or a playmaking forward who hasn’t worn the pads since peewee, or anyone in between.

2. Cabinet style order of succession - like the list for the presidency in order of murder, before each game a list of everyone present at the game for each team is generated and put into an envelope to be held solely by the assistant coach until needed. When a team needs an EBUG, but one is already in use, the envelope is opened and the first person on that list needs to gear up. Could be anyone present in the organization, from the GM themself or a random intern.

3. Hunger games reaping style from the crowd - you bought a ticket for the game? Cool you now have to pray your name isn’t called to be put in the net. Could potentially be made more interesting by a similar volunteer system to the hunger games

4. Both teams go empty net - I think this one speaks for itself. It would be entertaining at the very least

[oensible]

Well i guess at least if the sharks didnt win. Warsos ice bath agenda very much is after. Gestures vaguely. Everything lol

[peepee-poopoo-lord]

im stuck i literally cant think of anyhting

[kochetkovs-broken-stick]

What the fuck did the avs do to the wild

[seventhroundpick]

is Rooney on the bench I feel like we need a camera of her running to the rink full speed

[girlfriendline]

at this point you really just have to laugh. or maybe submit a formal request to forfeit the game.

don't even start me on hartzy possibly being suspended for a fucking clean hit called as 'interference' when a jets player got a 5 minute major for trying to break jojo's ribs five mins before the end of the game

[rowdyluv]

EBUG IN. I REPEAT EBUG

[chippergoose]

I love when he comes back

[genotama]

extremely funny way to find out about the acronym EBUG

[stereax]

[eyes-above--the-waves]

Is Martin Jones, like...elite?

[sassthatsarcasm]

like how the leafs only allow hat tricks from ghosts of hockey players past and the innkeeper npc of a video game, they only get goalied by like call up #15 from the AHL