#eatink

[trophykisser]

yu migt be thinking "oh jeebz why his toing so big 😂😂" and laug, but tis is actually becus whil he was eatink his is crieem. a rud bee interupted and stung him in it, and now it is big and swoln 😢😢😢 yu might wonde "why does he look so calm", wel this is becauis he is kind of stupit but he is stil in alod of pain 😢😢😭 pray for him his nam is dingle tickle pp little and he likes to snort the ashes of dead peple

[hats-all-de-hats]

hello!

tonight a Jewish holiday partially about hats starts! its called Purim, and we celebrate by making fun of the villain of the Purim story, Haman (boooo) and haman's (booooo) hat!

here is what his hat looked like

we also make cookies in the shape of his hat (or possibly his ears) called hamantaschen and eat them to celebrate defeating him.

Purim is celebrated by partying, drinking a lot and being as loud as possible, so I think it could be quite popular with Jagerkin!

Ho, dat does sound like fun! Mebbe hy take a break zo it dun get too loud fer me, but any party iz pretty often qvite fun.

Now, hy dun know about de jewish holidays. Hy didn't get out ov Mechanicsburg much, ja? Und our holidays hy tink iz pretty locally specific. Zo! Hy looks into it, because, vell. Hyu mention a hat zo ov course hy gots to!

Der shtory ov Esther vas a goot read- dat hy gots somevun else to tell me it, ja. Und ho boy, hy see vhy iz traditional to boo dis guy vhen his name iz mentioned. Soch an uptight vun und full ov himself, vhat he do to deserve efferyvun bowink, much less his hat? Ho ja. Boo Haman. Booooo! Hy iz hopink dat efferyvun dat rise op in defense gots goot hats off deir enemies! Und den a verra goot party vit de drinkink und shamink dat guys hat by eatink it! Effen if iz chust symbolically und not as a sandvich. Hyu show him!

Iffen dat vas historical pikture of Haman's (booooo) hat, hy vouldn't fight him. De hat izn't much mine style. Iz a goot simple hat, dtough, de kind dat iz goot fer makink hyu own. But he sounds like he vas a coward, tryink to get odder pipple to do his fightink und fer soch shtupid reasonink? Iz goot he gots executed cause hy bet he vould have been a borink fight.

Und iffen iz appropriate sayink- l'chayim! Have fun vit hyu drinkink! Hy vill have a drink in spirit! Iz alvays fun to learn new tings.

[dnicriteria]

one day i will be old enough and the damage inflicted on me by my parents will stop causing me grief. not rn tho! rn i will be sad eatink. borger

[hats-all-de-hats]

Hy knows dey izn't real mushrooms, but hy also know some ov mine brudders vill try eatink dem off de hat enyvays. Hy ken't imagine how hyu gots dem on dere, de beink against a vall und not fallink. Mebbe de iz real und gots deir leetle mushroomy root system all under de hat. Gotts, hy vants to eats it. Hy tink a snack hat vould be verra popular.

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[osiristhehomo]

help my girlfriend eatink .my boopir. my boopie! 1!!!!

[my-past-disgusts-me]

eatink butter so my brain doesn't explode

[witchblade]

squid snack!

[wrathful-reptile]

too busy eatink ur snaks to call the amberlamp

can I play whack a mole with you and the other Flight Rising blogs?

...

oh, yeah, uhhh... you'll be the moles

*pulls out a comedically large rubber hammer*

Yes! But be warned!

Every time you whack me with the hammer you take 1d6 recoil damage and also i steal your snacks

[rodras13]

Drink 🍺Eat 💉 #drink #beer #eat #ink #drinkbeer #eatink #truetattoo #truetattoostudio #gdl #rodras13 #illustration #illustrator #vector #black #dope #staytrue #tattoo #digitalart #virginbeer #holy #holybeer #sacred #sheweee #roses #follow4follow #adobeillustrator (en True Tattoo Studio)

[pbgooken]

Elton John was in El Paso tonight. Goodbye yellow brick road was one of my favorite songs growing up. #eltonjohn #goodbyeyellowbrickroad #elpaso #elpaso411 #whatsgoodep #art #love #poetry #poem #poesiasinfin #eatink #forgottenpoet #writedrunkeditsober #wordporn #om #poetryisnotdead #drunkpoetsociety #fullmoon #toxicpoetry #confessions #youth (at Pink Mouth)

[eatinksatoshi]

#dragon #昇り龍 #eatink #eatinksatoshi #tattoo #irezumi #yokohama #ink #orientaltattoo #backpiecetattoo #刺青 #金沢区 #横浜 #イートインク (Eatink satoshi - satoshi tattoo)

[liang-nova]

gibink u ein Kith. eatink ur Hurts. inhaling Smonk

Everything is smoke and vrveruthingrhurts

[popeyeotaku]

the prollem wit the owl house is Willow shuda startid eatink her spinach sooner!!! then they'd hav no prollems

[sasster]

i am eatink

pizza

girl and you make me rp redivi duxile?

on this the day of our lord april 19, 2022?

[neokonewman]

Two more super fun builds I made. In hindsight, I should have named Gruff and Kidd’s pad “B(eatink)&H(ipster) Studios”

[hats-all-de-hats]

Hyu know, iz not de vorst creature hy has seen so.evun vear, or try to vear, as a hat. Ho boy, vun time, dere vas dis guy who vas makink giant spider bugs, de kinds dat iz fuzzy, cuase he tought dat de fuzz vould be goot fer hat makink und dey ended op eatink his head. So.... de poodle could be vorse.

Also hy tink ve ken appreciate de simply variety of hat vit dese train pipple. Goot fer dem. Mine favorite is de grey vun on dat chef lookink guy.

Idk guys