#hat review
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
As hy looks trough tumblr fer more hats hy ken review vit #hat und #hats, hy vonder. Vhy is zo many posts in dese tags ov de scandilous nature. Mine eyes. Spare mine eyes. Der sekrifices hy make zo hy ken look at more fun hats.
But, effen if zo many pipple haff, aparently, lost all deir clothes, et least dey shtill haff deir hats!
#hat review#de review dat mebbe#dey should find somevun to fight fer a pair ov pants#jagermonsters#rp
18 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hy feels like hy has fallen trough some veird dimension shparky project. Hats dat iz food? Ja, ja, sure, heppens all de time. Hats dat is vun part solid lookink object, odder part see-trough lines und no vhere dat somevun vould puts deir head? Hoooo hy gots qvestions bout dat.
But lets assume dat dey is in fact hats fer a moment und not projections ov mine shleep und cuddlink deprived mind. In vhich case, hy vould say dey is goot hats. Dey gots verra strong silhouettes vit intriguink colors dat vould make anyvun slow in deir valk to admire und ask who hyu goypts to fight fer a hat like dat! Vit how sharp de long vays curves down, is mebbe a problem fer seeink, but iffen hyus bored ocv de regular fightink mebbe dat is chust de ting hyu vants. Or chust vear it far beck on hyu head.
De vun vit de long curvy side goink op looks like a vimmin's sun bonnet from mebbe a century ago? Hy dun remember. Sure solves de seeink problem.
You draw hats so well and im like so amazed by it because every time i try it looks like they're wearing buckets?? how do you draw them?? :o
pringles
56K notes
·
View notes
Text
Dose caves really iz no joke! Hyu gets lost in dem vunce und vhen hyu come out hyu find several years has passed!
Vell dey couldn't hold me forever, und now hy is back fer de looking at all de fine hats de internat has to offer. Und mebbe some fun shtuff if it catches mine eye, ja?
If hyu finds a hat hyu vant me to look at, send it mine vay!
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
Hy had a verra fun veekend, over vit der bikink event fer National MS Society. Und hy vouldn't have expected to see any hats odder den de fonny bikink hats, but ho vas hy sorprised! Cause hy encountered dis bedazzled und educational hat! Hy neffer gots de shtory ov vhy it vas dere, but it vas a neat ting. Und de volunteerink model showed eet off verra vell.
As a jäger hat, vell is a more conventional shape, but hy tink de badazzlink giffs it goot point for beink dramatik.
7 notes
·
View notes
Note
hello!
tonight a Jewish holiday partially about hats starts! its called Purim, and we celebrate by making fun of the villain of the Purim story, Haman (boooo) and haman's (booooo) hat!
here is what his hat looked like
we also make cookies in the shape of his hat (or possibly his ears) called hamantaschen and eat them to celebrate defeating him.
Purim is celebrated by partying, drinking a lot and being as loud as possible, so I think it could be quite popular with Jagerkin!
Ho, dat does sound like fun! Mebbe hy take a break zo it dun get too loud fer me, but any party iz pretty often qvite fun.
Now, hy dun know about de jewish holidays. Hy didn't get out ov Mechanicsburg much, ja? Und our holidays hy tink iz pretty locally specific. Zo! Hy looks into it, because, vell. Hyu mention a hat zo ov course hy gots to!
Der shtory ov Esther vas a goot read- dat hy gots somevun else to tell me it, ja. Und ho boy, hy see vhy iz traditional to boo dis guy vhen his name iz mentioned. Soch an uptight vun und full ov himself, vhat he do to deserve efferyvun bowink, much less his hat? Ho ja. Boo Haman. Booooo! Hy iz hopink dat efferyvun dat rise op in defense gots goot hats off deir enemies! Und den a verra goot party vit de drinkink und shamink dat guys hat by eatink it! Effen if iz chust symbolically und not as a sandvich. Hyu show him!
Iffen dat vas historical pikture of Haman's (booooo) hat, hy vouldn't fight him. De hat izn't much mine style. Iz a goot simple hat, dtough, de kind dat iz goot fer makink hyu own. But he sounds like he vas a coward, tryink to get odder pipple to do his fightink und fer soch shtupid reasonink? Iz goot he gots executed cause hy bet he vould have been a borink fight.
Und iffen iz appropriate sayink- l'chayim! Have fun vit hyu drinkink! Hy vill have a drink in spirit! Iz alvays fun to learn new tings.
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
Hy knows dey izn't real mushrooms, but hy also know some ov mine brudders vill try eatink dem off de hat enyvays. Hy ken't imagine how hyu gots dem on dere, de beink against a vall und not fallink. Mebbe de iz real und gots deir leetle mushroomy root system all under de hat. Gotts, hy vants to eats it. Hy tink a snack hat vould be verra popular.
mgts | arts & hobbies
32K notes
·
View notes
Note
Thank you for your commentary on my tiny Vs big hat poll! You're one of the real heroes! Now to my ask: which animal is best to put a hat onto?
Vell it depends vhat hyu mean, ja? De obvious answer iz gonna be dat, if de hat iz a gift, hyu should give it to an animal dat deserves de hat. Gettink it from an enemy iz best, but gifts iz hokay too. Vun ov mine seesters, Jenka, she had a bear. He vould totally deserve a hat cause he vas a verra goot loyal bear.
But if hyu iz askink for vhich animal vould suit a hat best, like vit head shapes und all, dats more difficult. Mine first dtought iz a bird mebbe, but only if de hat dun gots a brim, it vould cover deir birdy eyes. Dey dun gots too flat a head, und no ears gettink in de vay. Mine second dtought iz a sheep, because hy iz biased und like sheep.
Mebbe mine fellow hat a-fishy-no-toes (or vhatever its spelled) can help vit de consensus.
5 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hello!
Your ask box doesn't allow photos, could you please turn photos on so we can submit hats?
Vhoops! Sorry bout dat, it vas a shneaky like at de bottom vit 'allow media with asks' und hy didn't see eet. Let me know iffen iz shtill a problem, ja?
6 notes
·
View notes
Note
Do you have a tag for hats you rate? Asking for a friend. A very interested friend.
I do not, apart from Hatmaker Answers, I believe.
Perhaps I should make one.
1 note
·
View note
Text
Dis iz exactly vhy hy dun vear de hats vit de vide stiff brims, hy dun vant it flyink off. De leetle person in de blue is clearly not jäger, oddervise he vould fight dem shtupid aliens dat chase him in de air. Und vhen he finds is a hat, den he ken fight de pink person for eet und vould be great shtory about gettink chased by aliens.
A recent cartoon for New Scientist
31K notes
·
View notes
Note
Unfortunately, I have had to resort to wearing boxer shorts on my head after a tragic flamethrower incident. How doomed am I?
Ho boy. Dat dun sound like a plen dat vent goot for hyu. Ve ken have a moment for hyu hat lost to ashes.
Anyvay, vhy hyu vear boxer shorts? De shame ov loosink a fight to a leetle flame trower? Mebbe hyu trick some townies into tinkink dat is some new fashioneeable hat from paris, but hy iz preety sure most pipple vill know iz chust undervear. Iz... not a goot look for sure.
If hyu is chust tryink to hide hyu messed-op hair, den hy vould suggest a haircut or mebbe sometink dat iz an aktual hat. Like, a bandana effen. Vhich isn't a proper hat, but a proper hat vould need a goot opponent. Vell, unless hyu izn't jäger. Hyu dun sound like vun. In vhich case, hyu ken chust buy a hat. Or vear nottink. Nottink vould mebbe be better den undervear on hyu head.
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
#pokemon#clothes#magikarp#pokemon center reviews#hat#for the person who asked for ‘grados’ there weren’t many good gyarados reviews so here’s magikarp
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
im so fuckin jealous of this... i want the shirt .. the jackett
891 notes
·
View notes
Text
Sobbing screaming kicking my feet!! Queen Zayamaiya in witch hat atelier is gorgeous and loved and desirable and fat!!!! Kamome Shirahama I once again owe you my life!!
150 notes
·
View notes
Note
Review of S715.
Everything about Claire’s arc exemplifies what makes this episode exceptional.
The subtle foreshadowing that this time will be different, followed by the choice to have Claire mortally injured by a gun rather than Jamie, is thrilling — because it is different!
Even though he is surrounded by power at his command, Jamie is the damsel in distress, and Claire, despite a fatal wound, is the only one who can save herself. It’s a show of strength that Caitriona Balfe knocks out of the park with a masterclass in acting.
Seeing Claire refuse to take a man’s word that she’s too far gone as she lays in a pool of her own blood is truly a highlight of the season. We have the honor of watching the best parts of her character shine every second of this battlefield sequence.
Balfe delivers one of Claire’s best performances of the series.
https://telltaletv.com/2025/01/outlander-season-7-episode-15-review-written-in-my-own-hearts-blood/
Thanks for the message, Anon. 😃
It’s a wee bit jarring to see such high praise for Caitríona’s performance in 715, and I suspect my surprise is due to having seen so much fan exuberance on Twitter/X for Sam’s performance, including calls for an Oscar. Um… #TV #🤦🏻♂️
Gif: Giphy
Neither does Tell-Tale TV ignore his work.
Sam Heughan taps into fascinating sides of Jamie that exemplify melodrama and emotion in ways early episodes have struggled to lend him.
There's nothing cringe about this meltdown, even as he screams whorish insults. This is a man driven to a feral fury, and as he dips his hands into Claire's blood to declare his alliance with her, Outlander wins more than this one battle.
But your message is about Caitríona’s work 😃…
And it is a pleasure to see Claire slip back on her apron and stand ready to save lives on the front lines. There’s no better version of Claire than this one.
Gifs: MSN
What is tantalizing about Claire’s wounding on the battlefield is that it plays on the best parts of Jamie and Claire while breaking our hearts.
Screenshots: Outlander-Online
I thought Written In My Heart’s Blood was a great episode with some excellent performances. (How about young Florrie May Wilkinson’s portrayal of Frances “Fanny” Pocock? Wow!) Overall, I’m impressed with Season 7B and have high hopes for Season 8. Ever the optimist…
Remember… it is an underrated battle, and what a triumph it is to see her win when Captain Leckie acknowledges Claire’s medical credentials. — Tell-Tale TV
#Tait rhymes with hat#Good times#Inbox#Anonymous#S07E15#Written In My Own Heart’s Blood#Performances#Received 5 January /Responded 9 January 2025#Review#Tell-Tale TV#4 January 2025
70 notes
·
View notes
Text
being highly sensitive to Perfume Smell is such a game of russian roulette in which you put Scented Stuff on your skin and wait 5-15 minutes to find out if it's going to stab you through the sinuses straight through your brain
#goddamn scent triggered migraines#you have NO IDEA how hard it is to find soaps and shampoos and lotions i can use#unless you are Same Hat#and of course every damn time ya find a lotion or soap that smells nice (even unscented is a smell i promise) AND doesn't hate you#it's wildly expensive/very difficult to find and/or immediately discontinued by the brand#also just because one scent from a brand works for you doesn't mean others will#fascy moisture bomb strawberry hand cream?? fucking phenomenal#disappeared forever as soon as i bought it#the other scents in the same product line? unfuckingbearable#i spent entirely too much time tonight hunting online for lotions with enough reviews to let me take a chance on it#and bought entirely too many because by god surely ONE OR MORE of them will work right???
67 notes
·
View notes