#hat review

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As hy looks trough tumblr fer more hats hy ken review vit #hat und #hats, hy vonder. Vhy is zo many posts in dese tags ov de scandilous nature. Mine eyes. Spare mine eyes. Der sekrifices hy make zo hy ken look at more fun hats.

But, effen if zo many pipple haff, aparently, lost all deir clothes, et least dey shtill haff deir hats!

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Hy feels like hy has fallen trough some veird dimension shparky project. Hats dat iz food? Ja, ja, sure, heppens all de time. Hats dat is vun part solid lookink object, odder part see-trough lines und no vhere dat somevun vould puts deir head? Hoooo hy gots qvestions bout dat.

But lets assume dat dey is in fact hats fer a moment und not projections ov mine shleep und cuddlink deprived mind. In vhich case, hy vould say dey is goot hats. Dey gots verra strong silhouettes vit intriguink colors dat vould make anyvun slow in deir valk to admire und ask who hyu goypts to fight fer a hat like dat! Vit how sharp de long vays curves down, is mebbe a problem fer seeink, but iffen hyus bored ocv de regular fightink mebbe dat is chust de ting hyu vants. Or chust vear it far beck on hyu head.

De vun vit de long curvy side goink op looks like a vimmin's sun bonnet from mebbe a century ago? Hy dun remember. Sure solves de seeink problem.

You draw hats so well and im like so amazed by it because every time i try it looks like they're wearing buckets?? how do you draw them?? :o

pringles

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Dose caves really iz no joke! Hyu gets lost in dem vunce und vhen hyu come out hyu find several years has passed!

Vell dey couldn't hold me forever, und now hy is back fer de looking at all de fine hats de internat has to offer. Und mebbe some fun shtuff if it catches mine eye, ja?

If hyu finds a hat hyu vant me to look at, send it mine vay!

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Hy had a verra fun veekend, over vit der bikink event fer National MS Society. Und hy vouldn't have expected to see any hats odder den de fonny bikink hats, but ho vas hy sorprised! Cause hy encountered dis bedazzled und educational hat! Hy neffer gots de shtory ov vhy it vas dere, but it vas a neat ting. Und de volunteerink model showed eet off verra vell.

As a jäger hat, vell is a more conventional shape, but hy tink de badazzlink giffs it goot point for beink dramatik.

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hello!

tonight a Jewish holiday partially about hats starts! its called Purim, and we celebrate by making fun of the villain of the Purim story, Haman (boooo) and haman's (booooo) hat!

here is what his hat looked like

we also make cookies in the shape of his hat (or possibly his ears) called hamantaschen and eat them to celebrate defeating him.

Purim is celebrated by partying, drinking a lot and being as loud as possible, so I think it could be quite popular with Jagerkin!

Ho, dat does sound like fun! Mebbe hy take a break zo it dun get too loud fer me, but any party iz pretty often qvite fun.

Now, hy dun know about de jewish holidays. Hy didn't get out ov Mechanicsburg much, ja? Und our holidays hy tink iz pretty locally specific. Zo! Hy looks into it, because, vell. Hyu mention a hat zo ov course hy gots to!

Der shtory ov Esther vas a goot read- dat hy gots somevun else to tell me it, ja. Und ho boy, hy see vhy iz traditional to boo dis guy vhen his name iz mentioned. Soch an uptight vun und full ov himself, vhat he do to deserve efferyvun bowink, much less his hat? Ho ja. Boo Haman. Booooo! Hy iz hopink dat efferyvun dat rise op in defense gots goot hats off deir enemies! Und den a verra goot party vit de drinkink und shamink dat guys hat by eatink it! Effen if iz chust symbolically und not as a sandvich. Hyu show him!

Iffen dat vas historical pikture of Haman's (booooo) hat, hy vouldn't fight him. De hat izn't much mine style. Iz a goot simple hat, dtough, de kind dat iz goot fer makink hyu own. But he sounds like he vas a coward, tryink to get odder pipple to do his fightink und fer soch shtupid reasonink? Iz goot he gots executed cause hy bet he vould have been a borink fight.

Und iffen iz appropriate sayink- l'chayim! Have fun vit hyu drinkink! Hy vill have a drink in spirit! Iz alvays fun to learn new tings.

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Hy knows dey izn't real mushrooms, but hy also know some ov mine brudders vill try eatink dem off de hat enyvays. Hy ken't imagine how hyu gots dem on dere, de beink against a vall und not fallink. Mebbe de iz real und gots deir leetle mushroomy root system all under de hat. Gotts, hy vants to eats it. Hy tink a snack hat vould be verra popular.

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Thank you for your commentary on my tiny Vs big hat poll! You're one of the real heroes! Now to my ask: which animal is best to put a hat onto?

Vell it depends vhat hyu mean, ja? De obvious answer iz gonna be dat, if de hat iz a gift, hyu should give it to an animal dat deserves de hat. Gettink it from an enemy iz best, but gifts iz hokay too. Vun ov mine seesters, Jenka, she had a bear. He vould totally deserve a hat cause he vas a verra goot loyal bear.

But if hyu iz askink for vhich animal vould suit a hat best, like vit head shapes und all, dats more difficult. Mine first dtought iz a bird mebbe, but only if de hat dun gots a brim, it vould cover deir birdy eyes. Dey dun gots too flat a head, und no ears gettink in de vay. Mine second dtought iz a sheep, because hy iz biased und like sheep.

Mebbe mine fellow hat a-fishy-no-toes (or vhatever its spelled) can help vit de consensus.

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Hello!

Your ask box doesn't allow photos, could you please turn photos on so we can submit hats?

Vhoops! Sorry bout dat, it vas a shneaky like at de bottom vit 'allow media with asks' und hy didn't see eet. Let me know iffen iz shtill a problem, ja?

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Do you have a tag for hats you rate? Asking for a friend. A very interested friend.

I do not, apart from Hatmaker Answers, I believe.

Perhaps I should make one.

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Dis iz exactly vhy hy dun vear de hats vit de vide stiff brims, hy dun vant it flyink off. De leetle person in de blue is clearly not jäger, oddervise he vould fight dem shtupid aliens dat chase him in de air. Und vhen he finds is a hat, den he ken fight de pink person for eet und vould be great shtory about gettink chased by aliens.

A recent cartoon for New Scientist

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Unfortunately, I have had to resort to wearing boxer shorts on my head after a tragic flamethrower incident. How doomed am I?

Ho boy. Dat dun sound like a plen dat vent goot for hyu. Ve ken have a moment for hyu hat lost to ashes.

Anyvay, vhy hyu vear boxer shorts? De shame ov loosink a fight to a leetle flame trower? Mebbe hyu trick some townies into tinkink dat is some new fashioneeable hat from paris, but hy iz preety sure most pipple vill know iz chust undervear. Iz... not a goot look for sure.

If hyu is chust tryink to hide hyu messed-op hair, den hy vould suggest a haircut or mebbe sometink dat iz an aktual hat. Like, a bandana effen. Vhich isn't a proper hat, but a proper hat vould need a goot opponent. Vell, unless hyu izn't jäger. Hyu dun sound like vun. In vhich case, hyu ken chust buy a hat. Or vear nottink. Nottink vould mebbe be better den undervear on hyu head.

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im so fuckin jealous of this... i want the shirt .. the jackett

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Sobbing screaming kicking my feet!! Queen Zayamaiya in witch hat atelier is gorgeous and loved and desirable and fat!!!! Kamome Shirahama I once again owe you my life!!

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how bad can she possibly be ...

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My Favorite Continuing Manga I Read in 2023

I went into the brand new manga I read in this post, but here's an update on some great continuing series!

Shout out to She Loves to Cook and She Loves to Eat for having phenomenal storyline about find the courage to cut toxic family members off, which is pretty rare to see (in manga especially)! The story explores how your family can impose a relationship with food that harms you in many different ways, and how finding acceptance of your food habits helps you heal. It also continues to be a lovely exploration of queer adults finding themselves that makes the point that your experiences don't have to fit in a box.  And I appreciate that they included a character who doesn't like eating that much for me to relate to! See my first review here, 

Now for a quick word about the other great continuing manga I read:

- I Want to be a Wall really upped it's game and included a nuanced discussion about asexuality that I loved seeing. See first review here.

- Yuri is My Job is still the best lesbian drama manga around and hits hard. See previous discussion here,

- A Man and His Cat is still the sweetest and Yona of the Dawn is as action packed and intriguing as ever...I feel a climax slowly coming!

- A Bride’s Story is still wonderfully done historical fiction with lush art while How Do We Relationship continues to develop its web of queer relationships nicely.

- Witch Hat Atelier is still a wondrous story of magic, creativity, accessibility, and struggling under unfair systems, all told in a fascinating fantasy setting with loveable, complex characters and incredible art.

A lot of manga I like concluded this year too, so let's take a slightly longer look at the conclusions!

Dungeon Meshi- The conclusion to one of my favorite fantasy manga ever was fittingly bombastically weird and fully satisfying. It filled you up like good food should. Live well instead of being consumed by fear of death and loss. Eat well instead of working yourself to the bone and neglecting your needs. Follow your own path, but cherish your connections and get together for a good meal. This series and its intricate world and wonderful characters will stay with me for a long time.

Catch These Hands- See my first review here. I enjoyed the cute conclusion to this series, and it was nice to see a little ace rep and a message about not conforming to society's expectations of "adulthood". It's an ode to delinquent girls that a sukeban stan like me can get behind! A lot of the stuff that annoyed me in the second volume was mostly dropped for the third and fourth, so that's also nice.

Run Away With Me Girl- See my first review here. I wish this had been a little longer, but the conclusion worked well and was cathartic.

Doughnuts Under a Crescent Moon- See my first review here. A nice conclusion to a cute, slow-paced little romance series, with yet more ace rep!

The Two of Them are Pretty Much Like This- see my first review here. This conclusion felt a bit rushed, with plot lines still dangling, like it was cancelled early or something. But the series is still good overall, and I'll miss it.

My Love Mix Up -This sweet-as-pie series about cute gay misunderstandings leading to romance comes to a fittingly sweet conclusion. It's sad waving goodbye to these silly, good-hearted kids, but I'm satisfied with where they ended up.