#eatens

[biblethumpersims]

At 18, Jill is allowed to have social media accounts without supervision. She immediately starts a recipe blog praising granola and essential oil casserole as the Godliest food because preservatives are the devil’s ingredients. Of course, every recipe is prefaced by a 15k word ramble about how God personally invented each oil to be more effective than medicine and signed off with a link to a video about how McDonalds is secretly using aborted fetuses in their McNuggets.

[sailing-ever-west]

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

[wrenchwenches]

[crehador]

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

[arunneronthird]

he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

[jellyjamheadobb]

[monakisss]

post-canon falin but she still has her blue robe

[tendermiasma]

The bigger they are the harder they fall 🥹🐟

[allthatdivides]

god he's so fucking pathetic. what a god damn loser. (insane with lust)

[macroglossus]

so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother’s nightstand 😔 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i’m stupid

[protoctist]

i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)

[biblethumpersims]

Samuel and GodIsParadise Eaten had 15 children: Jill, John, Nathan, Amy, Gabriel, Mercy, Grace, Robert, Phillip, Josie, Charles, Jane, Lauren, Joseph, and William.

Samuel has already completed his Mansion Baron aspiration (because I use mods that don’t require 20 columns), and would go on to work hard until he died. In return, his children would remember him as a Godly man that never let his family want for anything.

GodsParadise was anxious until she died, but she completed her aspiration of performing 100 romantic gestures with her soulmate. She passed on before Samuel, but at the time their two youngest were about to become adults so Samuel never struggled as a single father.

[moonlit-nihility]

havent seen anyone point it out yet but jinx finally got new pants! she no longer looks like a half eaten circus tent

[og-ciel]

Pictures players normaly take during the Grand Festival:

What I took:

[arunneronthird]

did u know 9 year old damian was canonly exactly like this