#eaten alive a tasteful revenge

[gargledmesh]

Eaten Alive: A Tasteful Revenge (1999) A little poster I drew up for the WAVE Productions SOV classic. Revised a bit from an older design I did for a zine that never went anywhere. Available in store: http://gargledmesh.storenvy.com

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Hi~ I just recently start watching record of ragnarok saw one of your post the other day! I really love your writing style! I want to make one request, if you okay with it.

I read the one post, an old post where reader is Shinobu and the ror cast arrive just in time to save her from being eaten by Douma... This is going to be a bit angsty, but can I request alternate one? They arrived but was too late and they watched as Douma absorbed reader into his body, her hand fall down to her side and her katana dropped to ground...

Not the ending! After they killed Douma, believing that the reader is death, his body turn into ashes and reveals reader, laying on the ground, alive but unconscious and extremely weaken. Practically just want them to get a huge scare

-You had spent years researching, looking at any piece of information you could find to deal with this, to deal with the Upper Moon that killed your sister.

-You finally had what you needed, what you wanted, the results you had been looking for, wisteria, incredibly poisonous to demons.

-However, getting it into the demons was another question entirely, coating weapons with it wasn’t enough to kill, only temporarily stun, at least with the stronger demons. Tengen and his wives were able to provide that information for you.

-The only thing that was coming to mind, at least for one specific demon, Douma, the only demon you were truly after, except for maybe Muzan, as you wanted revenge for your sister.

-You knew Douma, you knew how he would react to seeing you, and you knew it would involve your sacrifice to take him out, you knew he was going to eat you.

-You started small, injecting small amounts of wisteria poison into your body, so your body could get used to it without you feeling sick yourself, increasing the dosage over time, fusing your blood with wisteria.

-You told your closest loved one (Lover/Parental Figure) what you had been doing and what you planned on doing, showing them your determination to bring Douma down.

-They knew better than to push back, as they knew you wouldn’t listen, so they stood beside you, supporting this decision, with their own plan in mind, to help you kill Douma so you wouldn’t need to sacrifice yourself.

-The fight against Douma, they were late, rushing to get to you as soon as possible, to prevent your death, they didn’t want to lose you, not like this, not ever.

-He rushed into the room, seeing your broken and batter body in Douma’s grasp, a sadistic grin on his face, licking his lips like you were going to be the tastiest treat he ever tasted.

-Douma opened his maw and began to devour you, swallowing you whole as (Lover/Parental Figure) shouted out, “NO!!” your arm went limp, your sword falling from your grasp, not even hearing the shout as everything went back.

-Douma licked his lips, wiping his mouth as he had drooled a little before smirking at (Lover/Parental Figure), “You’re too late- I’m grateful for you letting me enjoy my meal~”

-Hearing his teasing words caused (Lover/Parental Figure) to see red as he charged forward.

-Douma had to admit, this opponent was much stronger, a smile of delight on his lips as he leapt back, dodging his weapon, “Did you love her? Does it make you furious that I ate her? Tell me- tell- URK!!”

-Douma suddenly coughed up blood, spurting from his mouth as he collapsed to his knees, his vision now hazy, feeling the burning from the inside out of wisteria. His eyes widened, realizing what you had done as he lurched again, coughing out more blood.

-(Lover/Parental Figure) immediately dashed forward, removing Douma’s head from his shoulders, remembering your words well, that to defeat a demon, the head had to be cut off.

-He stepped on Douma’s head, which was laughing loudly, thinking the situation was hysterical, and with just a bit of force, crushed the skull under his foot, causing him to dissolve into ash.

-He looked over at Douma’s body and he froze, his eyes going wide as his voice caught in his throat, seeing your body laying there as the ash vanished.

-You were breathing, but only barely, and you were unconscious, extremely weakened as he could see that you were covered in wounds, not only the ones he first saw you with when he entered, but new ones, caused by the poison inside Douma as he was trying to digest you.

-He remained by your side while you were taken to the infirmary, holding your hand as you seemed to sleep almost peacefully, just wanting you to wake up.

-As your eyes slid open, seeing him sitting there, not paying attention that you had woken up, you gave his hand a small squeeze, making him flinch and instantly his eyes met your own. You couldn’t help but smile softly up at him, seeing the relief on his face, “Is he gone?” he sighed deeply, his eyes closing in relief, “He is, thanks to your recklessness and I crushed his skull.” You were surprised by his words before tears welled easily in your eyes, slipping down the sides of your face, “Thank goodness!” He couldn’t help but smile at you, brushing your tears away, kissing you softly, making you sigh into the kiss, before telling you what had happened and that you were still recovering. You didn’t mind resting finally, your goal now accomplished, your sister was avenged, and the world was safe from Douma.

            -Thor, Lu Bu, Poseidon, Beelzebub, Zeus (platonically), and Odin (platonically)

-He knew that you were injured, but seeing your eyes open he immediately hugged you, hunched over you on the bed. His embrace was firm but warm and you couldn’t help but smile, leaning into the embrace, a soft sigh leaving you. Before you could even ask what had happened, he told you that with the poison in your body, which has now been flushed out, assisted in killing Douma, as it’s what gave him the opening he needed to land a fatal below, crushing his skull beneath his foot. You were surprised by his slight savagery, which did make him give you a small smile, “I was so angry when I thought I lost you- and he was the source of that anger.” You smiled up at him, giggling softly before he pecked your cheek gently, telling you to get some rest, which you had no issue doing, as Douma was now gone. You could rest quietly now.

-Hades, Qin Shi Huang, Nikola, Kojiro, Adam (platonically)

[invaderarizona]

Trolls and Smurfs movies comparison (plus with other movies on the side)

- In the first movie, it was basically more like the same old plot as the rest of the Smurfs episodes. All about nothing but villains capturing them with cages, planning to eat and the main heroes just go after to save them. But unlike the Smurfs, Trolls own Gargamel is a one time character and will never come back after being eaten alive. But also with Bridget’s subplot being mostly likely a Cinderella story.

- In the second movie, it was kinda like Smurfs Lost Village with the whole plot of founding out that they're other kinds of their race. The male Smurfs and Smurfette found out that their other Smurfs who are girls but with no backstories of why they're separated whatsoever. While Poppy found that there are other kinds of trolls but with different taste of music outside of pop (their main kind). But unlike the Smurfs, they do have a backstory of why these trolls tribes are separated for. Plus Barb's villain plot was more likely Thanos's plot from the Infinity War.

- In the third movie, it was kinda like both of half of The Smurfs 2 and Lost Village again plus with Uglydolls.

For The Smurfs 2, both involved dealing with families issues, the main female protagonists gets sisters of their own and the main villains stealing the creatures essences along with another rescue mission and have villainous twins. Except in The Smurfs 2, they handle it pretty poorly done since Patrick and his stepfather are the poor man version of Branch and John Dory (if they were actual father and son) and Vexy and Hackus are the lamer villain version of Velvet and Veneer (if their beta Bergen designs were kept in the officials) but while Smurfette and Vexy are kinda like the original Poppy and Viva (which both of their dynamics are alright and equally the same to me).

It’s also like Lost Village again where they discovered that there is another lost village of Trolls but this time actual lost Pop trolls living in a golf course with another backstory that made King Peppy look even worse than World Tour. Finally it’s also like Uglydolls where the main villains are the pretty dolls and the main heroes are the cute little creatures likes based off on ugly creatures and both movies are just based off on toys.

As for Trolls 4, if I get my prediction right for the Smurfs comparison. I say it would either be like “Dances with the Smurfs” (from a South Park episode) where it’s a Veneer redemption arc and Velvet’s revenge arc. Even though that episode was mainly an Avatar parody. Or in case, it’ll just be more like of whatever the next Smurfs movie plot gonna be like in 2025 (since I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s just another payback on the Smurfs again after the rivalry between World Tour and Lost Village and because of James Cordon).

[eruhamster]

heya i'm thinking of reading tgcf and was wondering is beefleaf canon? i wasn't sure going by the fandom stuff i've seen so far but your post says it is? whcih would be great, I'd love two romances in one book!!

Ah, sorry for leading you on. So it's not officially canon, but it's heavily implied that He Xuan harbors feelings for SQX and doesn't want to admit it. It's in the same vein as Pei Ming and the Rain Master; you can get a good feeling of what is likely going on in the characters' heads, but Xie Lian has a tendency to not really pay attention to the romantic lives of the people around him (and -that- is canonical and he even laments being too stuck in his own brain to notice Feng Xin was courting someone).

If you don't mind spoilers:

He Xuan's true self comes through every once in a while in the text and you can usually tell when it's his true feelings or thoughts based on his tone or if he's interacting directly with Hua Cheng. His real self is very heavy; Xie Lian notes sometimes that his tone and words are very oppressive and dark, and every time in those instances it's who He Xuan really seems to be. An example of this is when Xie Lian feeds them both stew that was already awful because he made it, but also poisoned further by Hua Cheng:

Not stomach; heart. The true He Xuan tells him his heart is overtaken by demons. And when you think about this as to who he is as a character - he has hung around SQX for hundreds of years, buddy-buddy with him, even transforming as a girl with him just because SQX asks him to. They're clearly very close, and even once He Xuan has easy chances to kill him in the midst of him taking revenge, he doesn't bother and actively protects SQX from harm. He saves SQX life a few times. He actively tries to keep him from Shi Wudu and gets angry when he picks his brother over him. He even tells SQX he was giving him chances.

And still, he keeps SQX alive. He doesn't even take his fate back. And in fact, he repairs SQX's broken fan and gives it back. If you parse through every interaction they have, every single instance of He Xuan saying anything, it becomes fairly clear that he only bears ill will toward Shi Wudu, and seems to be furious both at himself for not having the heart to hate SQX (and perhaps thinks it's because of all the ghosts he's eaten, and thus why he thinks he needs an exorcism?), and furious at SQX for not siding entirely with him. And with that push-and-pull game comes the parallel of He Xuan losing his sister and fiancee, and seemingly playing into that trauma during his revenge by chaining SQX up and letting him get felt up by a bunch of beggars in front of Shi Wudu - so he is giving Shi Wudu the taste of having his little brother/sister, often depicted as his wife by mortals, get the same sort of treatment that his sister and fiancee had been given. I think it's very purposeful that it was written that way - that He Xuan lost a fiancee, and Shi Wudu is depicted by mortals as having SQX as a wife. And He Xuan is jealous of SQX picking Shi Wudu over him, quite clearly in the text. There's a million instances of it, but here's one:

And if you dissect further, it seems that he may have specifically been trying to enact a plan to get revenge on Shi Wudu in a way where he could still hang around SQX as Ming Yi; he actively keeps them separated till the last moment and seems panicked or angry every time Xie Lian gets closer to revealing him, and all the work he -tried- to do to reveal the truth to SQX was through things like shadow ghosts or while dressed as a ghost in a ghost mask.

And even once it's over and he shows up again, he acts the same as he always did toward SQX; grumpy, but sarcastically so, and with no real menacing aura. Even when he hits him, in the text it's clear he doesn't actually hurt SQX at all, and later, he even laughs:

So while Beefleaf is a popular ship that isn't canon, I think at least He Xuan's infatuation with him is like... Borderline canon. It seems heavily implied. Particularly since it mirrors Hua Cheng so well. And I do not think, honestly, that Hua Cheng would work so closely with a ghost so outwardly venomous. It's made pretty clear in the story that the ghosts Hua Cheng surrounds himself with are decent people, and sometimes just want a bit of revenge that Hua Cheng would deem fair.

And I think specifically there's a lot of room for it that makes it clear it really could be a matter of Xie Lian being oblivious to others' love lives like he has in the past. I mean, he keeps thinking Pei Ming's obsession with Rain Master is purely not wanting to be upstaged by a woman when that's -clearly- not the case. There's tons of instances where SQX is clearly not giving Xie Lian the whole truth of what happened between him and He Xuan, and I think there's a lot to grapple with about why that would be so. But I would definitely say it's like... Like to say "He Xuan falls in love with SQX" is not just headcanon, it is a very easy interpretation of what's going on, and specifically due to the parallels in the story (two ghosts obsessed with two gods so thoroughly they become supremes, one's obsession from love and one's obsession from hatred), and the relevance of wife/fiancee and SQX's genderfluidity, I think that it's likely intentionally set up this way.

TL;DR it's sort of in the same vein as like... Yeah technically Bert and Ernie aren't married but you'd be an idiot to not see what's right in front of you. It's that kind of 'not actually canon.'

[illarian-rambling]

Thanks for the tag @happypup-kitcat24! This looks fun!

Askbox Suggestion Tag

Rules: Send me a short prompt for some of my characters, and I'll write out a little scene for you :)

Feel free to send in anything except heavy NSFW. Fight scenes, interactions, fluff, angst - anything you like! Feel free to pick from any of my characters. Their big intros are pinned in my bio, but I'll put little blurbs for them under the cut.

I'll tag @watermeezer @kaylinalexanderbooks @somethingclevermahogony @mk-writes-stuff @mysticstarlightduck and anyone else who wants to jump on!

I'll just keep these to the HO and MG casts because I'm not super confident with the Starbreaker crew's POVs yet, but take your pick!

Izjik is a brawny, determined catfish selkie with a caring heart despite her scarred exterior. She's close with Twenari (basically her adopted child), Sepo (wildly codependent QPR), and Djek (combined braincells of -1). She is also cursed to be the living embodiment of a godkiller.

Sepo is a grouchy, highstrung siren who has Opinions on music and will cut a bitch for any reason. His found family consists of Izjik (his other half), Twenari (his fellow introvert and ward), and Djek (annoying little brother figure). He had his tongue cut out for heresy when he was seventeen and has never looked back since.

Twenari is a twelve-year-old sorcery prodigy and professional old soul. She has the cunning and pragmatism of a premier smuggler, which, of course, is who she was raised by. This was an unhappy childhood though, so she ran away and was taken in by Izjik (her confused but supportive big sister), Sepo (her closest confidant and protective big brother), and Djek (her coolest found family member)

Djek is a terrible sorcerer, but a great thief. He covers his deep abandonment issues with humor, and his sensitive heart with a shell of bravado. When he had a falling out with the gang he was a part of, he was taken in by Izjik (his role model, even if she's a little stupid), Sepo (his favorite person to annoy), and Twenari (the coolest, weirdest little sorcerer he's ever met)

Astra is a braggart of a rune mage who can't keep from helping the downtrodden no matter what. Her prickly shell of overconfidence comes from a deep sense of inferiority due to how she was treated for her low birth. Her friends and allies include Mashal (she's so in love with him, but woefully oblivious), Ivander (she loves to hate his guts), Elsind (honestly, they're mostly Mashal's friend), and Avymere (scary former boss).

Mashal is a former human knight trapped in the body of a robot after some unwilling experiments, his memories removed along with his flesh. He has a kind heart contrasted by an almost inhuman desire for revenge. He is the type to give someone the shirt off his back. Among his friends are Astra (he's in love with her, but too self-conscious to say), Ivander (he's certain the guy has a soft heart in there somewhere), Elsind (highly protective and sees a lot of himself in them), and Avymere (scary, but very damaged)

Ivander is a gossiping, selfish detective with a curse that slowly and painfully turns his flesh into mist as a result of violating the divine contact his family is all signed to. He's got expensive taste and crippling intimacy issues. Among his friends are Astra (she's rube and annoying, but funny) and Mashal (that poor idealist is going to get eaten alive). I can't honestly say he's ever met Elsind and Avymere.

Elsind is a changeling who went from an abused jester to a revolutionary. They're a bit of a chatterbox, very nervous, and highly empathetic. Their friends include Astra (mostly knows her as the cool lady they're trying to set Mashal up with), Mashal (everything they could live up to, but also someone who needs help), and Avymere (evil noble, but maybe not so bad)

Avymere is the heir to the elven city of Salis and takes this duty very seriously. They're a skilled spy and rarely show an honest face. They also enjoy martial arts. Allies include Astra (that witch who used to work for them), Mashal (sweet, but there's something suspicious there), and Elsind (misguided rebel, but maybe they have a point)

Have at it :)

[abyss-presence]

Could you write of Roller Ricky protecting reader from the whistling man?

Note: second person pov; can be interpreted as platonic or romantic; in this reader had to move away and then back to Gallows Creek; kinda choppy?

His second reason to act

20 years ago, he already had to protect you once. And he'll be damned if he doesn't do it again.

As you hurriedly barricaded every single entrance to the rink, Ricky couldn't help but be reminded of the same situation that happened in the past.

You ran and ran and ran until your legs couldn't move any further. You're completely out of stamina and ahead of you are seemingly endless woods, with the Whistling Man chasing close behind you. "This is it," you think, "this is where it ends for me." But just when you were about to accept your doom and let your final moments pass by, someone knocked your assaulter off his feet by bumping into him, grabbed your wrist and practically dragged you away from your death. And you may be wondering, who was your hero?

To your surprise and ultimate unsurprise, it was Ricky. As in, the one guy you managed to befriend when you first arrived to Gallows Creek, the only person you knew well enough in this entire circle, the one who invited you to this party in the first place. And now he becomes your saving grace too? Damn do you have good taste in people.

Anyway, once you were far away from Whistling Point as it is called now, Ricky doesn't stop for a second. I guess they don't call him Runner Ricky for nothing huh...

You were even more out of breath now despite not being the one doing all the work. And luckily enough for you, he noticed and stopped to allow a quick rest for both you and him.

"You alright man?" he asks, letting go of your hand and bending down with his arms on his knees, taking deep breaths to calm his racing heart. You tried to catch your breath as well and nodded to answer his question. You simply didn't have the energy to use your words.

Apparently, to ensure your safety, he didn't let you go home on your own. If anything, he didn't let you go home at all, and instead brought you to his place. You ended up staying for the whole night. To say that you were grateful is like to say nothing at all.

He sat down on the couch next to you, handing you your cup of hot chocolate as you sunk further into the blanket that he oh so generously gave you.

"Man, I'm sorry I dragged you into this mess... I didn't know any of this would happen," it was pretty clear that he was being eaten alive with guilt, because he was the one who brought you there in the first place, he was the borderline cause of your traumatic experience and it shattered his heart. How can someone even recover after that? You felt like no matter how much you were to try and convince him that none of it was his fault, that, like he himself said it, he couldn't have possibly known about it, it wouldn't work. You weren't a professional, so you didn't know what to do in this kind of situation. Still you tried your best to comfort him and do everything you could to make things at least a little bit better. And he remembered that for a long time, even in the toughest moments of his life, he appreciated your kindness and care for him, even if he felt like he didn't deserve it.

Which is exactly why he let you in when you suddenly showed up at the rink, terrified and exhausted just like back then. With your voice as shaky as a leaf in the wind, you tell him that the Whistling Man is after you. He felt his heart sink down to his stomach. Not again, no, this can't be happening again. Why him– no, why you? Why was this killer targeting you again? Did he come back for revenge now? Or was he stalking you ever since and you just didn't tell him? Whatever the case is, it doesn't matter. All of Ricky's doubts and fears are swiped off to the back of his mind, and the feelings of protectiveness and frustration take front row.

Just then, you heard the alarm go off, which could only mean one thing: the Whistling Man was trying to get in.

The thought of losing you to this bastard has kick started Ricky into action. He grabbed his rifle and and practically ran up to the window. Which was not a good idea apparently, since he got hit on the head. But the stress and danger of the situation didn't allow him to pass out or anything of the sort. He fired the gun and soon enough, both of you heard footsteps quickly getting away from the rink. Is... that it? Are you safe? Is this over? There was no way to tell for sure in this damned place. So he asked you to help him take care of any and all openings to his "sanctuary".

As you hurriedly barricaded every single entrance to the rink, Ricky couldn't help but be reminded of the same situation that happened in the past. He... only now could he realize that he protected you back then, saved you from a serial killer – and today he did it again. And it's not even said to brag about how amazing he is, no.

...Okay maybe a little bit. I mean, he is pretty cool after all, is he not? Either way, not the point. Just coming to accept the fact that he quite literally is the reason why you're still alive, it made him see that maybe, just maybe, he is worth more than he thinks, more useful. And maybe it's a fucked up way to find value in yourself, but shit man, he will take whatever he can get.

When you and him felt safe enough, with your successful survival reported to The Scream, you sat down, this time wrapped around each other, since you were both afraid that if you let go – the other will disappear, with Maxy laying down at your feet.

"Man... who could've imagined that this will happen again?" Ricky says as quietly as possible, looking down at Max to try and find some comfort in his best buddy.

And that made you think back to the Whistling Night 20 years ago. You remember how he apologized... And so naturally, you had to ask if he still felt guilty about it.

"I... don't think so. You know, a lot of things changed while you were away. We have quite some stuff to catch up on, don't you think?" He chuckled, bringing his eyes back up to look into yours.

Oh how fond you have grown of his laugh... you almost wished you could hear it every day.

[hella1975]

hmmm consumption as the ultimate form of devotion but ‘am I making you feel sick?’ the fact that it could be about dying and her only consideration is if she tasted good OR she’s dead and it’s the only act of revenge she can get. she’s dead now she has nothing but she made him ill. that’s it that’s her legacy: a polaroid in evidence and making isaiah sick. the emotion in her voice when she asks ‘am I no good?’ because after all this, 76 minutes and 13 songs, after being drugged and murdered and eaten, that’s what her story is down to: the human desire to be good. and it killed her. she tried to be good and she died for it. anyway tell me about this tragic villain failed by his family hella

oh he's just some guy that was born with the sole purpose of fulfilling his father's wish of becoming the number 1 hero and beating his dad's nemesis and his dad spent his formative years instilling that idea into his head and 'training' (abusing) him to be a fighter and a hero and never once letting him be a kid but he didn't have the right ability for it because he burned on his own flames so when his younger brother was born with the perfect ability he was just thrown aside and his father never bothered with him again like all of that pain and false love never meant a thing and it drove him to the brink of burning himself alive and coming back with his skin barely held together by staples some atrophied, monsterous villain and he made it his life's wish to kill his father for turning him into something so ugly and in his own hatred he destroyed himself enough that even his siblings became subject to his fury despite also being victims of their father and he's one of the main villains of the entire show but he was literally just a child who wanted to be good

[timmy-chaos-legacy-challenge]

Crazy Chaos Legacy Challenge

Generation 1 - Rough Beginnings

Must have at least 3 careers.

Before changing to a new career , you must reach rank 3 of that career. DO NOT exceed level 4 of that career. Once you have reached rank 3 or 4, switch to a new career. After doing this, at least, twice, you may settle on a third career and advance as far as you please.

Must get married and have a child.

After the baby has been born, the sim you married must be killed by a cowplant before the baby becomes a child. (The sim must be eaten twice, and not brought back to life once dead.)

If you adopt or have a science baby, your sim has 1 in game week to be eaten and killed by the cowplant.

If the sim is still alive by the time the infant ages up, shift click kill them, cheat half of your money away (rounded down), & change to a new career.

Generation 2 - Revenge

Driven by rage of not having your other birth parent to be there with you through life, you become angry and hateful, convinced your other parent is at fault for their death. As a result, you have developed a thirst for blood.

Required trait: Evil

Join the criminal career.

Make friends and kill them by luring them onto your property and locking them away. If your parent is still alive, kill them too.

Generation 3 will receive 100 simoleons for each best friend lured and killed.

Money may ONLY be added AFTER your heir becomes a young adult.

Generation 3 - Rage

Having lived with an evil parent, there’s a voice calling from within you, and it sounds animalistic.

Must have at least 1 of the following traits: Hot headed, high maintenance, erratic, mean, jealous, evil

Must become a werewolf (if you aren’t one already.)

Join the Wildfangs and become the new Alpha.

Find and marry your fated mate.

This task is optional. You are free to marry whoever you wish.

Cure yourself and any other members of your household and turn back into a human.

Generation 4 - Hero

A taste for adventure has left you feeling curious, and the sands of StrangerVille are calling your name.

Must complete StrangerVille gameplay by defeating The Mother.

Complete StrangerVille Mystery aspiration and receive the “Hero of StrangerVille” trait.

Must be in the military career.

Visit a hidden world.

Sylvan Glade (Base Game)

The Forgotten Grotto (Base Game)

Cave of Sulani (Island Living)

The Deep Woods (Outdoor Retreat)

Planet Sixam (Get to Work)

The Magic Realm (Realm of Magic)

Mt. Komorebi Upper Mountain (Snowy Escape)

Must get married to a sim that you meet at the gym.

Generation 5 - Rise & Fall of Fame

Wow! A hero for a parent? That’s incredible! How could you ever step out of that shadow and become your own person? Wait! What’s that? Is that…a red carpet for you?

Must have the following traits: self absorbed & mean.

Become a celebrity and get a bad reputation.

Advance as far as you wish as a celebrity.

After you are happy with your celebrity status, start causing problems and scandals. You could start fights, be rude to friends and fans,etc. Be as crazy and chaotic as you can.

Generation 6 - Fresh Air

Lights. Camera. Action. Your whole life has been spent watching your parent be hated in the spotlight. Maybe the spotlight isn’t for you. You crave clean air and a simple life away from the crowds and paparazzi. The life of a farmer.

Move to Henford-on-Bagley and start a farm.

You may have a career, but try to rely on animals, crops, and your farm as a heavy source of income.

Get married and cheat on your partner with Patchy the Scarecrow.

Go on a vacation to another world.

Max the gardening skill.

Raise, at least, 3 cowplants at the same time.

Generation 7 - Tough Choices

Your family’s past has left you conflicted. What does life have to offer you?

Flip a coin.

Heads: You get to live in your dream home. Without spending your own money, build or download the house of your dreams, no matter how big or expensive.

Have no less than 4 kids. Must try to have a set of twins. One of the twins will be the heir for the next generation.

On each of your birthdays, you must cheat away HALF of your money ( rounded down).

Must have Luminary’s Exotic Water Garden (shark pond from Get Famous) on your property.

After the twins finish highschool and become young adults, they must each jump into the pond, one after the other, until one of them dies. The survivor will be the next heir.

If you are fully unable to have twins, then the two eldest children will take turns jumping in the pond instead.

Tails: You must live in an off the grid tiny home, exceeding no more than 64 tiles.

You do not get to change the lot type to tiny home residential, and do not get to tiny home perks. Lot type must be a regular Residential.

You may not join a career. You must make money in other ways.

Your spouse may have a career, but you can not, purposely, help them level up past level 4 of their career. Any further promotion they get must come from their own autonomy or every day activities that leveled up a skill.

Generation 8 - Landlord

Growing up, you knew your house was different from your friends, and that has left you with the sweet taste of real estate.

Become a landlord and buy a residential rental.

For added chaos, be a cruel and unjust landlord. (optional)

Marry a resident of a property you own.

Kill a resident of a property you own.

Must have a female heir.

Generation 9 - Not Settling for anything

The apartment life just isn’t for you. You don’t know what you want in life, but you know you don’t want what your parents had.

Move to 3 different worlds.

Change jobs each time you move.

Do NOT get married.

Have children with 3 different people.

Have a child get taken away.

Break up 3 couples.

Generation 10 - Disowned

Your mother wasn’t a very good woman. You wonder if she ever loved you at all? She kicked you out and left you with nothing. Where do you go from here?

Move your heir to an empty lot, and cheat away all your money. The heir should be the only sim living here at the start of the generation. Play this generation as if it were rags to riches.

Do NOT get a job.

Pick two methods you would like to try and use to make money.

Make money, build a house, and start a family.

Generation 10 ends after your child becomes a young adult, or after you have successfully made 50 thousand simoleons.

[memekais]

CHAINSAW MAN MANGA STARTERS. (chapters 16-20) feel free to change pronouns as needed!

To be honest with you, everybody's getting pretty worn down.

You lost it and tried to drink from a toilet. So I knocked you out.

I'm bored, so I was thinking up a Nobel Prize-winning invention!

I want to watch humans suffer... so my first act as prime minister will be to implement a 100 percent sales tax!

It's so great having an addiction. In this life, you need something to take the edge off.

I'm not here to make friends.

I won't bite it so easily.

It's a hassle when my buddies die on me...

They don't have the power to get revenge, so they take it out on you instead. I consider it just another part of the job, pretty much.

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

It's not your problem - it pissed me off.

They’re afraid of the ones with a few screws loose.

I’ll give you a cigarette.

I don’t smoke. It’ll rot your bones.

This is the only cigarette I’ll smoke in my entire life.

That’s a kiss! An indirect kiss! No fair!!

Making a contract with me is the only way you can leave alive.

Die for my Nobel Prize.

I’m bored! Wanna wrestle?

Hate to say it but if it comes to that, you gotta die, [name].

Why would you tell such an obvious lie...?!

I expand with fear... and ensnare in fear.

Your deaths are guaranteed.

Feel more fright. Dread death. Fear everything.

If you had just been good and gotten eaten, everything would be fine!!

I want my kiss. I haven’t forgotten about that, got it?

If it hates pain so much... I can just torment it until it wants to die.

Now you’re thinking like a devil!

Mind your own business, jerkface. I’m sick and tired of owing anybody any debts. If we get out of here, you and me are even!

Even blood as gross as sewer water would taste like strawberry jam if I drank it while seein’ your face all twisted in paiiiin!!

[name] was too sane. That’s why they died.

The ones with a few screws loose? They’re unpredictable.

If you’re visiting your buddies’ graves every month, your head’s still screwed on tight.

[anitabyars]

Book overview

A sexy, suspenseful standalone...

There is a moment we all secretly crave, the moment when we look into another human's eyes, and feel the world spin beneath our feet. And it happened to me. I fell in lust and love, and everyday with him was passion and happiness. He was the other half of me and I trusted him more than I trusted myself at times. Then the truth came out and the truth was that he'd lied about his identity. He was not the man I thought he was at all. He was dangerous, so very dangerous, and I soon learned that I'd been a dove in a wolf's mouth, trusting I wouldn't be eaten alive.

The truth is that hiding would have been smart, I know this, of course, I know. But I wasn't giving up my life for a man who likely used me as a cover. He wouldn't be back and certainly didn't care that I was glass, slowly shattering inside, never healing, bleeding and bleeding some more.

Then one day it happened.

He came back.

Ashley's story - you met her in Dirty Boss, and now she's ready to tell her story. You do not need to read any book prior to this one.

Previously published as Dirty Rich Secrets.

My Review

5⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

This story is full of wicked secrets, twists and turns, danger, suspense, deception, revenge and passion. From the moment I started reading I couldn’t put this one down, so caught up in the action packed suspense, intrigue and passion until I was finished.

This is Ashley “Sandy” and Noah “Aaron” journey and what a spicy, passionate, action packed, thrilling ride it is!

Ashley (Sandy) is all alone in witness protection after her ex-fiancé disappeared and she was informed that he was a CIA agent, that was an assassin, who turned traitor. Wishing she had never met, or fallen in love with a man who destroyed her life.

Now she is a travel agent named Sandy, fighting the constant urge to always look over her shoulder, and then one night she comes home to find that her locks have been changed and there in her bedroom is Noah (Aaron).

“I feel from my head to my toes, and I try to resist. I do, but he tastes like the only man I’ve ever loved. He feels like the only man I’ve ever loved. He smells like the man I thought I’d marry. He’s the only safe place I’ve known my entire life.”

Although they may still love one another the trust between them is gone. The tension and anger between them is so thick you can cut it with a knife. But with powerful enemies hunting them they must run to stay alive. Aaron promises that he will protect her, but she will need to also learn to protect herself in this dangerous world that is now their new reality.

Looking for help Ashley talks Noah into accepting help from the Walker Security Team but this part is intense at times due to past feelings and trust issues. But I loved seeing Blake, Smith, Adam and Savage work the situation to help these two as only they can do!

I loved the sizzling hot, chemistry between Ashley and Aaron and all the Spicy, passionate moments between these two as they fight for their love!

But to get to their HEA… they must figure out how to defeat their enemies and set everything right. Will they survive this roller coaster ride together? You will need to read to get all the thrilling and spicy details!

I received an early copy and this is my honest review.

[lumoonescent]

Okay I’ll admit to not knowing much about Ace Attorney but I think Ciel wasn’t really done any justice with this explanation and the 12 year old me obsessed with this hot mess of a story is rioting so I’m going to do my best to explain a few things that come to mind with this sickly little Victorian child. MAJOR trigger warning for mentions of sexual abuse, grooming, murder, gore, the list goes on. Major MAJOR Spoilers for Kuroshitsuji

I think my one major point here is that the ENTIRE story for Black Butler revolves around Ciel’s tragedy. His ACTIVE tragedy. He doesn’t get a good ending. He made his Faustian bargain and we are constantly reminded that the end result of all this is having his soul eaten by some guy who’s basically grooming him to do the worst things possible to make his soul taste better. Ciel knows this. The only adult he can trust is a literal demon who is not allowed by contract to do anything bad to him. The only adult he allows to have physical contact with him is a supernatural killing machine who has a legal obligation to protect him no matter what. He’s supposed to protect him and do whatever Ciel says. Sebastian (demon) is still pretty sus and weird about it anyways and looks like Ciel’s dead father while he’s doing it. Ciel makes Sebastian stand in his room when he goes to bed until he falls asleep like a human nightlight just so he can be certain nobody is going to hurt him while he’s asleep.

At 10 years old this sheltered asthmatic child witnessed the murder of his entire home only to be kidnapped and physically and sexually abused by a cult deliberately trying to make things as horrible and depraved as possible for him and his twin brother for a month straight. His brother is murdered in front of him. He has to dig through his dead brothers guts to get a family heirloom he swallowed for safe keeping. This cult summons a demon by sacrificing his brother and he STILL has to offer his own soul as payment for getting his revenge. He cannot look at himself or live in any sense without being reminded of his brother and his death after stealing his identity. He’s left with the survivors guilt of knowing that everyone who’s still alive in his life will BE DISAPPOINTED HE WAS THE ONE TO SURVIVE AND NOT HIS BROTHER. Much much later into the story this is outright admitted to be true by his fiancé, the only person he still cares about, after she learns he had been lying about being the other twin this entire time.

The queen of England decided it was a good idea to let this kid be her go-to guy for doing murderous dirty work.

His aunt, one of his only surviving family members, resents his existence and is murdered after admitting this (not by him, but still).

One guy gets so worked up over not being able to go to that cult gathering three years ago that he physically recreates the entire scenario like yes hello Ciel big fan wish I was also there when everyone else got to assault you :) lets do it all again :) I’m killing all of these children in your honor :)

Naturally he has a panic attack at this and throws up before murdering the guy. He has to mercy kill a dozen kidnapped lobotomized children that remind him of himself.

This happens in the first 8 volumes. At the time of writing this there are 33 volumes. Ciel at present in the manga IS THIRTEEN. This all happened relatively recently for him and half of the cast wants him dead for one reason or another. The only people on his side are his demon and his three servants. None of them are a system of support for bettering himself because they are all killing machines with only a vague semblance of what normal life is supposed to be. He commits atrocities and climbs the ranks and sacrifices anyone he needs to along the way to get his revenge all so that immediately after he can die knowing the people who hurt him and his family got what they deserved. He likes tea with milk and honey but doesn’t get to have it often because cavities.

His childhood dream was to own a toy store.

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

MAYA FEY:

CIEL PHANTOMHIVE:

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Can I request RoR characters with demon slayer shinobu!reader who (spoiler alert) consumes Wisteria poison in a huge amount to take the Uppermoon 2 Demon down with her when he ate her? Maybe reader asks told the character to help her kill him and told them about the poison in her body and her plan but RoR characters manage to save her before she was eaten by Douma, even though she is heavily injured before proceeding to take revenge for her. Romantic God Side; Poseidon, Hades, Beelzebub and Thor. Romantic Human Side, Lu Bu, Qin Shi Huang, Nikola and Sasaki. Platonic, Odin, Adam and Zeus

-You had spent years researching, looking at any piece of information you could find to deal with this, to deal with the Upper Moon that killed your sister.

-You finally had what you needed, what you wanted, the results you had been looking for, wisteria, incredibly poisonous to demons.

-However, getting it into the demons was another question entirely, coating weapons with it wasn’t enough to kill, only temporarily stun, at least with the stronger demons. Tengen and his wives were able to provide that information for you.

-The only thing that was coming to mind, at least for one specific demon, Douma, the only demon you were truly after, except for maybe Muzan, as you wanted revenge for your sister.

-You knew Douma, you knew how he would react to seeing you, and you knew it would involve your sacrifice to take him out, you knew he was going to eat you.

-You started small, injecting small amounts of wisteria poison into your body, so your body could get used to it without you feeling sick yourself, increasing the dosage over time, fusing your blood with wisteria.

-You told your closest loved one (Lover/Parental Figure) what you had been doing and what you planned on doing, showing them your determination to bring Douma down.

-They knew better than to push back, as they knew you wouldn’t listen, so they stood beside you, supporting this decision, with their own plan in mind, to help you kill Douma so you wouldn’t need to sacrifice yourself.

-The fight against Douma, they were late, rushing to get to you as soon as possible, to prevent your death, they didn’t want to lose you, not like this, not ever.

-He rushed into the room, seeing your broken and batter body on the ground, Douma stalking towards you, a sadistic grin on his face, licking his lips like you were going to be the tastiest treat he ever tasted.

-He never saw the new demon, the new monster, that stood before him, until he was kicked hard in the stomach, blowing him back head over heels.

-Poseidon- He stood just before your body, protecting you, hearing your labored breathing, sparing you only the smallest of glances, seeing your eyes were open, but glazed over, you were very weak. As Douma stood he just grinned almost ferally at Poseidon, “Oh~ you look tasty too, God~ I’ve never eaten a god before so let-” Poseidon cut him off, immediately darting forward, “Medusa Alope Demeter!” the barrage of attacks were so fast, so strong, Douma couldn’t keep up, trying to dodge, not realizing Poseidon appeared behind him, immediately lopping his head off, his foot coming down on his head, smashing it to pieces. He turned to you and rushed to your side, his trident falling as he held you carefully, brushing your hair from your face, a sigh of relief on his face, seeing you were alive, but weak, before picking you up to get you medical attention.

-Hades- He didn’t even hesitate to charge at Douma again, giving him no time to recover, “Persephone Titan!” slamming his bident down on Douma, who had an arm immediately cut off, managing to dodge at the last second. Douma leapt back, a grin on his face, looking excited but Hades gave him no time to speak, charging again with another attack. Douma made the mistake of being predictable, dodging again and Hades immediately grabbed him, his hand covering his face before he squeezed, crushing Douma’s face with ease before setting his body on fire. Once he knew Douma was dead, Hades let out the breath he didn’t know he had been holding, immediately turning, “Y/N!” and rushed to your side. He removed his jacket and wrapped your broken body in it, quickly picking you up to get to the infirmary as quickly as possible. You couldn’t help but smile, your cheek against his chest, feeling safe and content in his arms.

-Beelzebub- Seeing your body, broken and bleeding, he felt such a rage inside of him, a fire welling up inside of him, while still looking calm on the outside, approaching Douma calmly. Douma popped up and his eyes instantly went wide, sensing the power inside Beelzebub, a blush appearing on his face as he gushed, “Oh~ you’re so powerful! Why are you protecting that Hashira? Did you want to eat her yourself?” Beelzebub made it to him, meeting his eyes and instantly he allowed Satan to take control, just this once, willingly, thrusting his deformed arm into Douma’s chest, leaving a gaping hole before swiping outwards, tearing his body apart, before removing Douma’s head from his shoulder, crushing the head in his hand. Once his arm returned to normal, he turned to you, rushing to your side, dropping to his knees to pull you into his arms. You smiled up at him and he couldn’t help but return it before picking you up, “Come, let’s get you patched up and get that poison out of your system.” You nodded, leaning your head against his chest, relaxing in his embrace.

-Thor- You managed to shift, only just slightly, seeing who had arrived and you immediately relaxed, a smile appearing on your lips, seeing Thor walking in. He spared you only one glance, seeing that you were alive, before stalking towards Douma; you knew he would be able to take care of it from here. Thor held Mjolnir tightly, his gauntlets off, the hammer awakened already, as if feeling Thor’s own rage. Your eyes widened as you heard your lover’s voice, “Awakened Thunder Hammer!” you were surprised he broke out his strongest attack right away but didn’t question it as you heard Thor hitting something, making sure Douma was dead before he came to you. His hand on your head was so comforting, brushing your hair from your face before wrapping your body in his cloak, holding you up to him with one arm, “Let’s go home, Y/N.” you nodded softly, a sense of joy filling your heart.

-Lu Bu- He glanced down at you once after kicking Douma, seeing you were alive, but broken and weak, he knew if you were alive right now, you would survive, you weren’t a weakling by any means. Douma immediately tried to charge at Lu Bu, who moved quickly and managed to spear him through the neck, causing blood to spurt everywhere. Douma grinned, “Oh~ you’re strong! You would make a great demon!!” with Douma still on the blade of his spear, Lu Bu lifted him before slamming down, “Sky Eater!” completely splitting in Douma in two, stunning the demon before Lu Bu approached and smashed the two sides of his head, completely annihilating him. You wanted to feel irritated with how easy he was able to defeat Douma, but instead you felt relief, a smile appearing on your lips. Lu Bu had you in his arms quickly, your arms around his neck and legs around his waist as he grabbed your sword and his spear and headed out, saying nothing, but the hand on your back was radiating heat, soothing you.

-Qin Shi Huang- Usually jolly and taking things not so seriously, your eyes widened to see the rage on your lover’s face, as he looked down at you, seeing that you were hurt. You looked up to where his eyes were, behind his blindfold and he gave you the smallest nods as Douma managed to stand, “What hit me?” as he turned, your lover was there, his right leg already in motion for his White Tiger Crescent Moon, slamming into Douma’s face, sending him flying back into the wall, causing it to collapse before he went on the attack, not letting up with his barrage of attacks until he kicked Douma’s head clean from his shoulders, decapitating him before stomping down, smashing his head. When he returned to you, pulling you instantly in his arms, you couldn’t help but smile up at him, as he was smiling as well, relief on his face before he picked you up princess style, carrying you to safety.

-Nikola- You were surprised but also not surprised when he came in with his automaton suit on, one he created with Gondul’s help, where she didn’t need to fuse with him. Douma had sparkly eyes, like a child, seeing the robotic suit, “Amazing!!” normally Nikola would be pleased as punch to hear such praise, but see you in such a state, all he felt was rage, anger at the man- no, the demon who did this to you. Douma was eradicated in seconds, which shocked but also annoyed you, as he charged and used both of the Tesla Coils on his hands to unleash a powerful Plasma Pulse Punch Twin attack. As you were in his arms, carrying you out of the area, he beamed down at you, looking like his usual self, “I’ve been working on a counter agent to the poison you’ve injected yourself with, that will help flush it out of you.” You smiled softly, relaxing for what felt like the first time in years, leaning into his chest, listening to his heartbeat.

-Kojiro- As much as he wanted to rush to your side, seeing that you were heavily injured, Kojiro knew that Douma needed to be dealt with first, shifting his leg back to prepare for a charge as he lifted his sword. Douma laughed warmly, “Do you really think you can defeat me, old man?” Kojiro’s speed was something Douma wasn’t expecting as he instantly charged, vanishing for only a moment before slicing off both of his arms, then his left leg, sending him tumbling quickly to the ground. Douma was quick to regenerate his limbs, new arms and a new leg shooting out, but in that small moment, Kojiro used it to his advantage, slicing off Douma’s head  from the neck. Douma laughed up at him, “Fool- I can still regenerate something as simple as this!” Kojiro stabbed Douma int eh center of the forehead, a purple liquid dripping down his sword, coating it and instantly Douma gagged, not realizing that Kojiro had coated his blade in wisteria poison. Once Kojiro confirmed he was dead, he immediately ran to your side, pulling you into his arms, “Y/N-Y/N are you okay?” you smiled softly, smelling the wisteria poison, knowing Douma was dead as you managed to lift a hand to cup his cheek, stroking in soft affection which made him laugh before he picked you up, rushing to get you medical attention.

-Odin- He waved his hand and almost instantly a dome covered your body, to not only protect you, but you could feel the pain of some of your wounds lessening, healing you. Douma struggled to his feet, wondering what had hit him before he turned, feeling a presence behind him and was quick to look up to meet the furious eye of Odin, a dark aura surrounding him. He instantly had Douma’s neck between his right hand, squeezing hard, “Your crimes are unforgivable- you put your hands on my daughter.” Douma wanted to laugh at you, to tease you that you had to get your papa to help you. Odin could see the grin and instantly Odin crushed his neck, letting the body fall before stepping on Douma’s head, crushing it under his foot, instantly killing him. Odin sat with you, letting some of your more serious wounds heal up a bit before he moved you. He reached into the dome, not disturbing the healing process, patting your head gently, “You fought well, Y/N. Rest now.” You smiled softly up at him, tears welling in your eyes as you nodded, letting the tears fall in relief.

-Adam- Didn’t even hesitate to charge, not even waiting for Douma to be standing again, delivering a brutal punch, wearing a pair of knuckledusters that were infuse with wisteria poison, a gift that you had given him a year or two ago. He wasted no time, beating Douma down into an unrecognizable bloody pulp, letting his anger get the better of him, seeing you in such a state, wounded and bloody, sent your father figure into a rage you had never seen before. After making sure Douma was dead, he returned to your side, and unlike when he was with Douma, there was nothing but concern on his face now relief. He was happy you were still alive, but you were so injured, carefully picking you up, not minding the blood and was quick to rush out of the area, rushing to the Butterfly House to get you the medical attention you needed.

-Zeus- You smiled up at your adoptive father figure who gave you a peace sign, grinning broadly before his body started to shift, transforming into his Adamas form, which made your eyes widen, you had only seen it once in your life, and it was far more terrifying than any demon you’ve ever faced. You knew the risk with this form, as he could only hold it for a short period of time, but you relaxed, knowing that Douma wouldn’t last very long anyway. Zeus met Douma with a massive punch to the back of his head, caving it in instantly before he went on the attack, landing a ruthless barrage of punches, giving Douma no chance to regenerate until he was nothing but a pulp of blood and guts, making doubly sure he was dead. Zeus carried you out piggy-back style, holding you easily as you hugged him gently, “I’m glad you got here in time, papa.” He chuckled warmly, feeling elation at your praise, “And miss all this fun? Never!” which made you giggle softly.

[gallusrostromegalus]

If you ever want to do a "Top 10 home gardening tomato cultivars" segment, I'm here for it. (My folks mostly plant Early Girls, but they have a ridiculously short growing season up there. I grow Sweet 100s, because they taste good enough and I gave up on growing anything other than cherries due to bastard squirrels who like to take exactly one bite out of larger tomatoes.)

OH

IT IS NOW TIME TO INFO DUMP

CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED

Ok so the actual thing with tomatoes is there are- checks google- about 10,000 tomato cultivars out there and every single one of them is different, so you should tailor your tomato breeds to what you actually want to do with them.  10K is a lot a breeds to break down, but fortunately, there are ways to Do That:

1. Determinate vs. Indeterminate 

Determinate tomatoes grow to a genetically predetermined size and start fruiting.  Pros: Tends to have a short time between planting and fruiting, don’t get bigger than a certain size if you only have so much space. Cons: Once they’re done fruiting, that’s it. you really only get the one crop out of them.  Also tend to have sad, watered-down flavor.

Indeterminate tomatoes grow as big as the space will let them, and start fruting when they get around to it. Pros: Maximum Plant for minimum investment, which can be like 10x as big as a determinate plant. Will KEEP fruiting until it gets too cold, so if you can get it in a pot you can move inside you could potentially still be harvesting tomatoes after thanksgiving like my MIL was this year.  If you live somewhere warm like SoCal or AZ, you could keep it alive all year. Cons: MUCH longer time between planting and fruiting.  Indeterminate tomates Get there when they get there. Also may be more prone to disease and pests than the more-modified determinate plants.

There are determinate and indeterminate tomatoes in all 5 of the Greater Tomato Archetypes.  Speaking of:

2. The 5 Tomato Archetypes

I’m so good at segues! 

So tomatoes come in 5 basic types, each which is generally better for something culinary than the others.  You CAN substitute different types of tomato but your food generally doesn’t come out as good.

1. Cherry: Cherry tomatoes produce fruits that are about the size of cherries.  Some people put Grape and Saladette tomatoes in here but they are WRONG, both of those belong in the “Round/All-Purpose” group because Cherry tomatoes specifically have thinner skins, more soluable pectin, and more dissolved glutemates, which means they cook VERY differently.  Cherry tomatoes also produce a shitload of fruits at a time and might be some of the heaviest producers.  Tend to be more heat-tolerant. Good For:  Fresh tomato sauces (i.e. takes less than 20 minutes to make), salads, snacking on directly off the vine like you are a small tarsier discovering a hidden bounty of fruit.

Top reccomendations are: -Indigo Cherry or Dwarf Black Krim if you can find it. I always reccomend dark-pigmented tomatoes as I find they have better flavor, pest resistence and UV tolerance. Taste fruity but not over-sweet and Very Tomato-y.  -Sweet 100/Super-Sweet 100/Sweet Millions: All varietals of the same mass-producing Cherry Tomato. Makes absolute buckets of Tomatoes, sweeter and more fruity than the Indigo cherry, good disease resistence and long growing season.

2. Paste: Paste tomatoes are thin-skinned, meaty and soft tomatoes that... well, they make good tomato paste, the basis for all long-cooking tomato sauces and recipies. They tend to be kind of Oblong and sometimes grow in fun extras like lil tomato “dicks” or weird cthulian shapes, but this doesn’t effect the flavor or nutrition There’s a shitload of great varietals in this category, I’ve yet to hear of a Bad Paste Tomato, just Less Excellent ones.   Good For: Long-cooking Tomato-based dishes like: Bolognese, chili, ketchup, BBQ etc.  Also can and freeze well.

Top Reccomendations are: -Amish Paste: MEATY, and well-suited for growing in a variety of conditions.  Paste is smooth and velvety.  Good for Chili, BBQ and Bolognese. -Opalka tomato: Russian Tomato, little more on the acidic side, grows well in places prone to surprise late frosts.  Paste isn’t as smooth but very thick. makes great ketchup. -San Marzano: THE tomato for making Marinara Sauce (also does good bolognese). Sweeter and lighter, with a slightly runnier paste that clings well to pasta. cans and freezes excellently, does well in places with HOT summers.

3. Beef: Beef tomatoes are BIG motherfuckers that kind of take a long time to grow but are very rewarding.  Beef tomatoes are firm, have a very solid meat and are best eaten raw, typically sliced onto a sandwich or seared under a broiler for a NZ Mousetrap. Not only are the fruits big but so are the Plants, so they take a long time to reach maturity and the fruit takes FOREVER to ripen but if you like a sandwich, they can’t be beat.  Also they look hella impressive on instagram. They also tend to be more prone to Blossom End Rot (which is just a calcium deficiency- just make sure to fertilize with some eggshells and don’t over-water them), and despite the size, don’t tolerate cold well. Good for: Slicing on sandwiches, eating raw like you’re biting into the still-beating heart of your nemesis and enjoying that sweet, sweet revenge, searing quickly under a broiler or putting on a Kabob.

Top Reccomendations Are: -Brandywine: Hefty, great fresh tomato flavor, and PINK.  -Big Zac: Goddamn Massive Tomato. A Real Heckin’ Chonker. meatier flavor and lots of firm flesh with few seeds. -Beefmaster: One problem with Beef tomatoes is that a lot of them are heirloom varietals that aren’t as widely available. Of the ones that are easy to get your hands on, Beefmaster is the best, but it lacks the flavor punch of Brandywine or Big Zac, but it’s not a BAD tomato.

4. Round/Early/All-Purpose: The Workhorse of Tomatoes, the Round Tomato does it all- sauces, salsa, sandwiches, salads, and snacks.  But it doesn’t do them quite as well as the other, more specialized tomatoes.  Also, some of these tomatoes have been Over-Worked and bred to fruit early and transport well, at the expense of it’s Flavor.  I’M TALKING ABOUT YOU, EARLY GIRL AND BETTER BOY, YOU FLAVORLESS TENNIS BALLS, YOU INSULTS TO THE MIGHTY HOUSE OF NIGHTSHADES. Love yourself, don’t get Early Girl or Better Boy. If your season is too short for anything but the earliest of tomatoes, it may be better to grow Something Else than put all that effort in for Disappointment. That said, there are many types of Round/All-Purpose tomatoes that haven’t been overbred into corporate blandness, and I can reccomend them in good concisence if you’re not totally sure what you want to do with your tomatoes: Good For: Indecisive people, people just learning how to grow plants, using one plant for a variety of purposes, people who are not yet prepared to enter the world of Tomato Opinions. Top reccomendations are: -If you really must have an early-fruiting tomato, the Wayahead is an heirloom that people swear comes in early with good size, flavor and firm structure.  I have not personally tied this varietal but people I trust like it. -Black Krim: GOD-TIER TOMATO. It’s got it all- flavor, high yields, firm structure, pest and disease resistence, fucking purple stripes. Cans Well, Freezes well, seeds well and breeds true. Fuck yes. Other tomatoes fucking WISH they had what this Hot Bitch has. -Invincible is a damn-hard-to-kill tomato that isn’t very large but fruits reliably and preforms well all around.  it also ripens 3 fruits at a time so you’re not constantly overburdened with Tomato.  Probably my top pick for beginners that need an Emotional Support Crop.

5. Fun: This is not, strictly speaking, a traditional type of tomato, but I feel like it’s an important category for people who want to do something different or really enjoy all Tomatoes have to offer. Good For: Trying new things, taunting the garden gods with my hubris, showing off at the garden FB group, discovering new flavors of plant.

Top Reccomendations: -Mr. Stripey:  it has a goofy name, it’s yellow-and-pink striped, and it smells and tastes almost exactly like pineapple, but it doesn’t try to digest you back.  I love it. -Japanese Truffle: Dark Brown tomato that looks like someone tried to make ferro rochers at home and bungled it, and has a LONG maturation time, BUT it’s got a chocolately flavor and even at maturity has green insides which give it this. Lightness?  it’s hard to describe but it’s a fascinating flavor. The plant also is more branched and elegant than most tomatoes. Very different, very cool. -I have not personally tried Cherokee Purple but I have heard good things about it. We’ll see how it does in the garden this year. -Tomatillos and Ground Cherries:  Not actually tomatoes, but closely related. Neat herbaceous sort of flavor, like thyme but to the left.  Also comes in a fun Organic wrapping paper. -Ketchup ‘n’ Fries: a Sweet 100 tomato top grafted onto Kennebec Potato rootstock, so it grows both tomato AND potato!  Grafting was invented prbably about a week after the concept of agriculture was, and consists of taking two or more closely related plants and taping a cutting of oone into a hole in the other until the plants heal together.  Like that one gorilla-dude from Umbrella academy, but without the angst.  You can get them pre-made or attempt to make them at home if you’re feeling adventurous and are OK with potentially killing a bunch of starts while you learn.

Good Luck and Happy Gardening!

[fruit-salad-ship]

This AU could springboard well into Pirates AU.

Wee baby Peach when she was a young sailer, not a captain, not anything much, she steals her first ship and tries to get it back to a dock to sell on, cash it in, but a great seamonster wrecks the boat and peach is thrown to the waves. people see her go in, and not resurface. She is taken by this seamonster to a quiet area, plum is fascinated, this ones not like the many men on the ship, normally theyd see her and start to attack, but peach sees this creature and is instantly smitten. Shes...kind of beautiful in her own way. Thus begins the long string of interactions, peach is hooked on this creature of the deep and keeps returning to her with gifts and stories, they grow close, spend time together. While she does this, she's garnering a name for herself, people think she gets swallowed up by nightmarish monsters or unruly tides, and yet, she appears back in ports all over, alive and very much her usual cocky self. And thus people either followed her, or fear her. The bounty on her head grows regularly thanks to her apparent aid in the form of Plum, this octopus based siren of the sea. Peach ages, and plum does not, hitting her 30's shes starting to realise theres an issue here, she wants to spend way longer with Plum, and goes about finding a way to slow the aging process so they can be together.

The process itself requires her to share the heart of two seabeasts who deem her worthy of their time. One would be plum, the other would have to be found. And so, Peach hunts out the company of a great sea serpant (this thing looks heavily like Boa in form, just snake like), these creatures will sometimes pick humans to help or partner up with for company. Peach befirend this one critter with plums support, having helped her find the serpents den, only peach can truly bond to this thing. or get eaten.

Well she comes close to biting the dust sure, but the serpant respects her courage and the two make a pact. Peach's tattoos shift on her skin, one now resembling this great levithian like monster of the deep across her chest, and when used it can call the monster to her to help. She in turn gives half her heart to the serpant, a magical process where it seems to reach into her chest and tear out half, consuming it. The first half of the pact is made. With one now assigned to her, its just plum left who has to complete this process. Its essentially a marriage ceremony of sorts. Peach gives up the last half of her heart which plum also eats, and marries the sea, or more appropriatly one of the few monsterous manifestations it has within it. She is gifted an immortal body, one that can follow her companions to the end of time, but will never feel the rest of a good nights sleep, enjoy the taste of a good meal, bare a blood related family, nor feel the love of another so long as plum lives. She doesnt care, she'll do anything. These feel like fair trades.

Thus begins the immortal rein of a pirate who cannot be killed by ordinary means. She however can be caught, and ends up imprisoned for her crimes for a while until she breaks out, returning to plum to get berated for apparently dissapearing for a couple years. Peach explains and theyre back on good terms.

Well one day, unlike peach, plum gets seriously hurt, revenge is very much taken by the pirate in her rage, but plum wont survive the injury. Her dying words are that she'll come back, life has a way of coming back around. Its a devestating blow, they were suppose to be together forever, and though she could love again, she never does, its not the same. Peach walks the earth with her big monster water snake friend, countless crews, captains, pillages, jobs. She just doesnt feel anything anymore, its all so empty now.

That is, until one very jumped up, young, proper looking woman approaches her in a bar. peach doesnt look her way, not until shes taken another drink from a bottle, side eying another captain, her flamboyant hat and outfit scream money. But her face? That face. its plum, its her, for certain it couldnt be anyone else. For the first time in a long time, peach is activley listening to someone. this captain is young and new and her crew doesnt listen to her. Her navigator, a man who is clearly uncomfortable knows EXACTLY who this woman is. Grey, a well versed map expert has been hired by this young captain, and on a whim he took the job, tired of the aggression of regular ships. inviting this monster into their ranks however feels like a terrible idea, rumour has it she doesnt have a heart beat, doesnt die, cant drown, has been seen taking fatal damage but she always returns, and that she is trailed by the monsters that reside in the ocean. None of it is a lie. He doesnt say a word, stands back and lets plum try to convince her to join them. Everyones said she's impossible to convince, lost her love of sailing years ago, people suggest shes so salt filled she doesnt age. Well this time, plum doesnt even have to try to argue that she join her, peach takes the first offer shes handed, hadly paying attention, bewildered by this human who so closely resembles her lost love.

Peach is brough in as second in command, someone plums crew will respect and listen to because lord knows they dont listen to her some days, and BOY DO THEY LISTEN TO PEACH. This womans terrifying, and comes in and whips the place into shape. She doesnt sleep, doesnt need to, so plum gets a chance to sit up with her late at night and learn more. The "terrifying" side of her new hire is gone, Peach is a total gentleman with her, doesnt try anything, but just...its so good to see her love again, or at least her likeness. Its enough, she's content to just be in the company of someone who feels like home once again.

Plum feels like shes met her before, something feels so familiar about her, about the tattoos, and the unruly hair, and the laugh that hardly creeps out anymore, but now and then she gets to hear it, late at night, only with her. she ignored Grey's warnings, this woman is good, she can feel it. but seeing her single handedly sink a ship is also...unnerving. Plum realises the rumours arent untrue, though peach doesnt call her beloved seabeast to help her above water, no one sees it, but when the ships sink, and no ones hit it with a cannon, the whispers begin. some swear they see the long snake like body in the waters.

It will never be the person she fell for, but slowly peach seems less grouchy, less cold, shes caught taking naps, she's starting to unwind, even bonds with the crew a little. until one day her and plum have a little moment, and it kind of dawns on peach that even if she could love again, this humans going to die, and she will not. She tries to gain some distance, stop this from developing. Plums miserable, Peach is too, so Grey gets involved. he didnt like her on the ship, doesnt trust her, but she does make his captain happy, so he starts to get to know this woman, and slowly comes to the conclusion through watchign her fight, seeing her heal, living with her, that she actually IS unkillable. no fairy tale, and he HAS to know why. Peach drinks heavily to console her lonely half a heart, and the story comes out, not just to grey but several other crew members. Their fear turns to sorrow. Her story is lonely and sad, a few even shed a tear for this woman who cant cry anymore, she's just so numb...or she was, until this little captain showed up and reminded her why she gave everything up in the first place.

Plum overhears this story, tucked behind a door just in ear shot. What does she do? She...misses her second in command, this burly woman who just loved so hard she gave everythng she had, and then was left to wander alone. theyd been getting along so well, and she maybe made a move and messed it all up, dragged so much up. It made a lot of sense why peach didnt argue or haggle the terms of her contract with her, why this woman known for hostility was a pussycat with her. Plums heart sinks to hear shes considering leaving the crew, she cant lose anymore, cant stand to do it again.

How does it progress? Im not sure yet. Would plum make the same deal if they truly learnt to love eachother, becoming wandering lovers of time? would she convince Peach to spend her here and now with her at least? see how things go? What if Plum gets hurt, so hurt, Peach does the only thing she can do, she now is a seabeast all her own, a creature of the ocean bound to it for all time. In theory, she could give Plum time at least, to figure it out. When her old lover died, she regained the half a heard she gave away, but she could use it to Keep this human alive...but it couldnt be undone. Plum would be cursed the same fate as peach if she was able to find a second seamonster in time, she'd have a week to hunt and befriend one. it could buy time. at the least, perhaps she could live...

doodled some plum sea monster (she can change size so shes sometimes HUGE and sometimes like. 7ft)

purely for smitten romantic peach trying to woo her (ex) girlfriend the seabeast.

[somerpmemes]

The Owl House Starters

Change as needed

“No! My only weakness! Dying!”

“That doesn’t count, right?”

“Do you have any friends? Real ones?”

“Tiny trash thief!”

“Oops, that happens sometimes.”

“I’m a squirmy little fella.”

“I like food, I like love, just let me write about it!”

“Oh, he gets so cute when he’s thirsty for power.”

“I’ve never actually broken any of your stupid laws… in front of you.”

“I hate everything you’re saying right now.”

“We’d be the strongest power couple ever.”

“Self-doubt is a prison you can never escape from.”

“Anyways, let’s bounce before any more monsters fall in love with me.”

“I am not your cutie pie!”

“No one wants an un-oiled snake.”

“Remember, never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once.”

“Be back by nightfall or risk mortal peril!”

“I know I’ve had enough delight for one day.”

“Sorry to break it to you, ___, but no one here is that well-dressed.”

“This has been a rough day.”

“Big houses always belong to big whack jobs.”

“Today just got good.”

“Wizards are just old people with glitter in their pockets.”

“Anyways, your food is gone and we are too.”

“Never trust a man in casual drapery.”

“All that mean-spirited laughter made me sleepy.”

“I don’t like this. I really don’t like this.”

“All your food was so tiny and cute.”

“If you can think of a better plan I’d love to hear it.”

“Betrayed by my own cool accessories.”

“I didn’t have to be part of this!”

“I… don’t like this.”

“I think I’ll head home and look at pictures of animals that are still… alive.”

“Wow, you’re so unnoticeable I almost rolled into you.”

“It’s okay, the thorns only went through a few layers of skin.”

“Alright, into the darkness you go.”

“Oh my god, I haven’t eaten real food in so long please give me some.”

“You can’t just cut open a human, can you?”

“Keeping junk in my pocket saved my life!”

“Ahh, baby’s first wanted poster.”

“Even demons have inner demons.”

“This is my paying attention face.”

“Look, now we’re boo boo buddies.”

“It’s like a rainbow, but looking at it turns you inside out.”

“I respect your cunning but I also hate you for it.”

“Oh, gross. Can I keep that?”

“This is terrifying, so why do you look so happy?”

“Oh no, a twist!”

“I’m kind of over that nickname, but okay.”

“Oh, what lovely thing do we have here? It’s just so dang shiny, oh my.”

“And look, I drew flip book.”

“I will literally do anything to stop this.”

“If I’m seen, I could go to jail… again.”

“Alright, let’s see this mess.”

“That’s probably fine.”

“Time to prepare for bloodshed.”

“Welcome down to my level!”

“I know I should be repulsed but that look is fierce.”

“I’m gonna steal everything that’s not nailed down!”

“I was up all night poison tasting and, for some reason, I don’t feel great.”

“I need an extra pair of eyes looking out for pickpockets. And an extra pair of hands in case I want to pickpocket.”

“I got leaves in my pants. And I like it.”

“I was a strange child.”

“You think this can stop me? I can still bite your ankles.”

“If you’re gonna eat me, just do it now!”

“___, you’re getting all swoony again.”

“Rivals are meant to be annihilated, not befriended.”

“Witches eating babies is so 1693.”

“Ugh, you.”

“I thought we were as cool as cucumbers but we’re as sour as pickles.”

“Whoa, I almost passed out.”

“It’s been hours, how can it keep screaming!?”

“Say that again and I steal your tongue.”

“Keep going, this is fun to watch.”

“Isn’t that taking it a bit too far?”

“Just go away before things somehow get worse!”

“This never happened.”

“And who doesn’t like their name in lights?”

“That’s the incorrect reaction!”

“I smell an easy mark.”

“Well, I hate her.”

“It’s like demonic possession with the ones you love.”

“This is just like my favorite early 2000’s movie!”

“I’m so old… and pointy.”

“I’ve got some very confusing emotions right now.”

“My life’s not a joke! But yours is!”

“Novelty costumes are where I draw the line.”

“I am not above disrespecting my elders.”

“This vacation just took an alarming, back-alley turn.”

“Geez, I thought I’d like being babied. But I feel small and helpless, like some sort of baby.”

“Hey, take this, society!”

“I didn’t like her telling me what to do before, but now I love it!”

“Let’s go let out some teen angst!”

“This is how the cool kids ride. Super backwards, on purpose.”

“Your life is pretty terrible. But, hey, it’ll probably be over soon.”

“This is some of my best work, really captures the shame.”

“That’s sweet, kid. Now let’s never speak of this again.”

“Show, don’t tell, man.”

“Oh, look what you did. I’m gonna go rub it in.”

“That seems like a potential problem to me.”

“You being the razzle, I’ll bring the dazzle.”

“Do you always have confetti on you or—?”

“You’re just gonna be unhelpful, huh?”

“Okay, time to run for no particular reason!”

“Oof, I’ve had this nightmare before.”

“Like I’d actually apologize.”

“I want power, and I want drama.”

“Are you ready to give up?”

“I was afraid, I acted stupid.”

“I just wish you told me the truth.”

“You know, it didn’t taste as bad as I thought I would.”

“Impressive, still alive.”

“This is a throne worthy of a tyrant!”

“No, no, keep those sticky hands away.”

“No one wants to see that.”

“Since when are you into sports?”

“Gross, sympathy.”

“Don’t spend all night plotting revenge.”

“Oh, this is an interesting development.”

“I’ll take that weird grumble as a yes.”

“I’m feeling confident about this plan.”

“Trust must be earned.”

“If you run, you’ll just make it harder for yourself!”

“Your pride has destroyed you.”

“So tiny, so angry.”

“I don’t think I’ll ever be clean again.”

“If you ever want to search for the truth, I’ll help you.”

“Aww, that’s a horrible lie.”

“Partake of my free snack samples!”

“Why isn’t anyone paying attention to me?”

“A, eww. B, I’m bored. C, I feel like pickpocketing some dork while they browse.”

“I know my good angle.”

“Ugh, what are the basement dwellers doing out in natural sunlight?’

“Hey, there’s more to life than shipping.”

“___, I know you’re trying to help, but I think you’re crossing a line.”

“Ooh, I love punching.”

“You’re ominous, and I like it.”

“And of course you would be here just to be a nuisance.”

“I wanted to compare sunglasses.”

“Fame can really box you in, you know?”

“Besides, if anyone’s putting you down it’s gonna be me.”

“If it’s disappointing in any way I’ll spend the rest of my life trashing it.”

“He scammed us. Can you believe he scammed us?”

“Good entrance. But that outfit? Hah!”

“I’ve got a new crush and her name is education!”

“Ahh, fresh garbage.”

“I have never seen such an extravagant earring.”

“Wow, a surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined?”

“Weaponizing my pride, well played.”

“Sorry, whoever’s over there!”

“Well, go on. Eat the snow.”

“Huh, it’s no fun if they don’t tremble.”

“Oh, okay, alright. Yup, an idea’s happening.”

“Shh! I don’t need your validation!”

“Get back here before that thing bites you!”

“No, we’re gonna die.”

“Cool. I didn’t actually think you could do it.”

“It’s not a secret.”

“Alright, your adorable banter is literally making me sick.”

“Believe it or not, I’ve seen worse.”

“Aww. I won’t be doing that, but thanks.”

“Quitting: it’s like trying, but easier.”

“You humans are filled with liquids, right?”

“I guess I have always liked pouring things into other things.”

“Time to scrounge through the trash.”

“I ain’t no desk jockey.”

“You don’t know diddly dang about squiddly squat!”

“I love secret rooms!”

“You have an aura of lies.”

“Also, you can eat trash.”

“Do the right thing, you dingus!”

“It just goes on like this for an hour.”

“Carnivals bring crowds and crowds bring suckers.”

“We’ve got scams to run.”

“I know poison when I see it.”

“You can’t scam a scammer.”

“You should really put a lock on your closet.”

“I love crimes!”

“Now this is my kind of weird.”

“That’s way safer than becoming blood brothers.”

“Beat up the man and steal his things for me.”

“This mama is ready for trauma.”

“All right. Approval!”

“Curse these stubby legs!”

“Sketchy carnival rides are not to blame this time.”

“___, you’re lucky I can’t be mad at your adorable antics.”

“Just when I thought I couldn’t respect the law any less…”

“Aww, what a supportive sign.”

“Yep, I just counted to one million.”

“Looks like we ruined his life for a second time.”

“I’ve always wanted to own a jagged piece of cheap metal.”

“Yes! Bread puns, bread puns forever!”

“Now I know what friendship tastes like.”

“I think today is a talons day.”

“It’s fun because it’s stupid.”

“I’ll admit, I was adorable.”

“Be careful with my brain.”

“Wouldn’t you rather talk about it?”

“That’s my motto after all, ‘Out of sight, out of mind.’”

“No schemes, no plots, no ruses. None.”

“I can’t believe I made him cry.”

“Are you solving a crime or about to commit one?”

“Sadly this is one problem crime can’t solve.”

“I’m supposed to choose someone interesting, accomplished, and noteworthy. People aren’t meant to be all those things!”

“Yup, her brain’s burned up real good.”

“Be still my fantasy-loving heart.”

“I’m pretty good at getting stuck inside people’s heads.”

“Hey, I found something magical.”

“I’ma put my face in it.”

“It’s like a little doghouse for angels.”

“If you’re handing out attention, I deserve it.”

“Eww, I mean, aww.”

“I really messed things up.”

“It’s eggs, it’s full of eggs.”

“No one turns down an interview with someone this pretty.”

“Me? Avoid? What? No. But let’s skip it.”

“There’s levels to me, kid. Levels I say!”

“Oh, right, I put people in there.”

“I’m gonna hug you so hard you’ll never forget me again!”

“I regret teaching you about the internet.”

“Ah, a severed hand. Perfect response.”

“Hmm, the demon at my shoulder makes a good point.”

“Always trust a shoulder demon.”

“The more I look at him, the more uncomfortable I get.”

“Man, you’ve got some quick grabbers.”

“I can’t wait to get overdressed, take awkward photos, push all the buttons!”

“We’re gonna turn this bloodbath into a fun bath.”

“Do you think I could pull off red eyeshadow?”

“Girl, you could pull off anything.”

“We’re style geniuses!”

“Ominous footsteps, creepy woods, this is no problem.”

“Dang, I look great.”

“___, you always go overboard and I end up bailing you out.”

“Now, what’s the fun in watching a kid get eaten by a monster if it’s my kid?”

“___, I don’t think you’re ready but we’re literally out of time.”

“Why so twitchy, witchy?”

“Teenagers are brutal. They’ll boo anyone and that kind of public humiliation will stick with you for life.”

“You look nice. Strange, but nice.”

“Honestly, I’m kind of amazed with how fearless you are.”

“You’ve done things I could never do.”

“Thing is, you’re sitting in my personal chitchat zone, which means you gotta talk.”

“I am a little weirdo.”

“You gotta pander.”

“Cheating a isn’t anything to brag about.”

“Well, can’t reason with crazy!”

“I’ve been talking for too long.”

“Feeling sentimental?”

“I love water.”

“I don’t know much about sports but I do know about sports movies.”

“What happens in the montage stays in the montage.”

“Not everything can be solved with a good attitude and a dope movie soundtrack.”

“Sorry, I just really love backstories.”

“You just destroyed your social life.”

“That’s such a stupid rule!”

“You’re not gonna show this to anyone, right?”

“I haven’t forgotten what you promised me.”

“Ahh, you’re a thorn in my side but you always dig your way into my heart.”

“Jeez, you’re morbid.”

“Ahh, it’s a fate much worse than death if you think about it.”

“Please don’t make me regret taking you here.”

“Love me a properly ventilated castle.”

“I spy with my little eye something coming this way!”

“I’m going away and I don’t know if I can come back this time.”

“And  ___, thank you, for being in my life.”

“I want her back as much as you do.”

“Don’t look at me like that, this is for your own good.”

“Ah farts, I got caught.”

“You understand, don’t you?”

“Please tell me that’s not as bad as it sounds.”

“To be great, you have to make sacrifices.”

“Ahh, ___, you chose the wrong side.”

“I like your spirit, but try that again and things won’t end well for you.”

“Go on, then. Go be a hero.”

“I may have lost but so have you.”

“I can teach you what I know, and what we don’t know we can learn together.”

[nonessentialviewing]

Eaten Alive: A Tasteful Revenge (1999) Dir. Gary Whitson

A WAVE classic to kick off the new account. I'll be posting additional movies on here that don't fit with Instagram's TOS.