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[autisticlancemcclain]

fic rec friday 18

welcome to the eighteenth fic rec friday! where, on friday, i rec five of my favourite fics.

1. A Kind Of Cosmic Joke by @eatdirt

And it's not like it's a big deal. It's decidedly not a big deal. Really it's hardly a deal at all. It's just that, maybe, in the trick of the light, if you squint and turn your head just so, Keith is…

Keith is big.

nothing in the entire history of voltron legendary defender, nay the history of voltron entirely, is funnier than the moment where lance called keith grizzled. he absolutely deserves to be clowned on for that for eternity, even in modern aus, like this fic. lance freaking out about keith getting bigger is funny in every universe in every way and this fic nails it lol

2. only a hippopotamus will do by perfchan

Lance walks into the kitchen and stops. Physically stops, the cup in his hand that’s in need of a refill completely forgotten.

He turns, slowly. Raises an eyebrow. Are those...cookies? He blinks.

Yep. He leans in closer to inspect. Sugar cookies in the shape of pine trees. Green icing, mostly, with the stars on top slathered on in yellow. Well. They’re sort of messy, more like green and yellow blobs, actually. But that’s clearly the intention. Sprinkles for ornaments.

Christmas cookies.

There’s a whole plate of them---a paper plate, stacked high with handmade cookies, wrapped in plastic wrap---and they just randomly appeared. Right here on his kitchen counter.

Lance huffs out little sigh and shakes his head. Maybe mutters something under his breath. But he doesn’t give it much thought once he’s left the kitchen. Afterall, his perpetually cranky, sourfaced roommate basically lives to do weird shit to annoy him. Or something. Lance has found that living with Keith means one thing: expect the unexpected.

And everything tends to get a little crazier when the holidays roll around.

sweetheart keith! overdramatic lance! yes yes yes! and i mean overdramatic lance in this fic lmfao he is epitome dramaqueen bisexual. this fic kills me tho bc for starters its a modern au, and i fckn love modern aus, but further still it is an au wherein lance gets keith as a roommate entirely bc he finds keith hot and his smile breathtaking. what a dumbass nerd. love him

3. Trying Times by @shyfoxes

Keith comes back Hot and Lance has a crisis on the bottom bunk.

u know those fics that make u fan ur face a little? not necessarily bc it’s explicit or anything but bc its just so swoony and romantic and shit and ur embarrassed about how affected u are?? that’s this fic.

4. As If by @surveycorpsjean

The five times Lance was his impulse control, and the one time he wasn't.

y’all know me with 5+1s. i love this one in particular tho bc keith is such a prick lmao. i love when keith is rough and scowly and doesnt handle other people well and can’t emote to save his life. i love when he loves deeply and endlessly with his whole heart but in the least conventional possible way, and i love fics where lance slowly learns to recognise the strange ways in which keith says i-love-you and this fic kills that

5. A Human Thing by @xirayn

Lance comes through a wormhole as a woman. It doesn't change much. aka Lance is gender fluid so getting gender bent by space magic only presents one problem, which turns out not to be Keith.

“Lance, can we just talk? After that you can go back to avoiding me.” Lance scoffed even as her eyes remained stubbornly forward. “I’m not avoiding you.” “Then what are you doing?” That earned him a glare, which would have been annoying if not for how happy Keith was to have her looking at him again. “I’m being a good partner and giving you space while I'm not your type.” Keith crossed his arms and met her eyes with a glare of his own, brow furrowed and lips a tight line. “Not my type?” Lance let out a long sigh of exasperation. “Female, Keith. I don't want you to feel like you have to force yourself to be attracted to women just because your boyfriend currently is one.”

genderfluid lance loml! this fic explores that entire concept so so well, even with the complications of extablished klance and team dynamics and UGH this fic is genuinely one of my faves. the slow trickle to the reveal near the end was planted there the whole time, but i was so caught up that i didnt realise it so when it finally came to light i was gagged!!

that’s it for today!! i’ll see y’all back next friday for the next fic rec post!!!  

[sky-the-weirdo-ace]

@i-eatdirt @sebs-anxiety-and-insanity @leo-wagner-theadoptedshit

@flower-ressurection @he-who-is-matchless-poet

5 Favourite Characters Poll (Tag Game)

I was tag by: @star-mum

Rules: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.

Thanks you so much for the tag

Tags <3: @meeks-beas @practically-an-x-man @outer-space-face @trashworldblog @mydearlybeloathed

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[yank-the-goblin]

Dirt Recipes

Key: Slice = tbs

Spoon = the big spoon in the drawer

Coarse dirt

1 pack hot cocoa (with or no marshmallows) (can also sub cocoa powder but may need to adjust sugar ammount)

2 slice butter

sugar till no liquid, then to preferred texture

Sprinkle of salt if unsalted butter or if jus want salty dirt.

Potting soil (soooooft dirt)

Cocoa powder 2 spoons

2 slice butter

2 or 3 spoons brown sugar

white sugar till no liquid, then till texture right for preference. (I use 3 or 4 maybe)

Sand

Brown sugar

Butter

(regular sugar for grit

Mud

Chocolate pudding

Brownie batter

Cookie dough(thikk muud)

Please add recipie for dirt, mud, etc. :3 Dirt make gobbin happy.

[shattereddpearls0515]

Rosemary

[red-meat-my-beloved]

Good luck with the hangover!

Once again, i am cheerleading for the following fics:

Marry me a little (4,2k words) by eatdirt when you're in a fluffy, gencest kinda mood

Gospel truth (15k words) by Cerberuss and lovely art by frauke: a wincest casefic. I love the mystery element in this one

please eat (6k words) by mwildsides wincest zombie!fic for the more fucked up tastes. Cannibalism, necrophilia, the lot, but it also genuinely made me cry

I am once again hung over as shit and asking you to send me fic recs to get me through the day.

ideally also: fic writers, reblog this with your own favourite fic of yours and I'll share it! self-love, baby!!!

[gencestbang]

Title: Marry Me a Little Author: eatdirt 
Artist: small-scale-majestic 
Word Count: 4259

Summary:  Sam learned at a very young age that sometimes lying was necessary in order to do what needed to be done. Of course, that was more about impersonating law enforcement to catch things that go bump in the night rather than pretending to be married to your brother in order to give him a 41st birthday to remember.

Or: The one where Sam Winchester contemplates the void of dying alone.

Art Post

[i-will-literally-fight-you]

PSA

hello my 11 Followers,

I am turning this blog from the general mess it is into a goblincore/dirtcore blog.

This doesn't change a lot. Just more shiny things and baby chickens...

Also, I if you're part if that community, follow me and I will follow back, I really need some friends on this platform

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[thegoodlifebiz-blog]

“Keep your head in the clouds and your feet on the ground ☁👟 . It’s important to have a clear vision of where you want to be or what you want to accomplish. It’s also important to have a goal that SCARES you because it’s SO BIG. This will push you on the days you don’t feel motivated. . At the same time, nothing happens if you don’t go to work. Your DAILY grind and hustle is what will move you closer to your GRAND vision, day by day, step by step, inch by inch! . Let’s all think BIGGER and work HARDER!!” . ————————— I work with growing Influencers to create their own Lookbook showcasing brands & products they love & believe in! . Lookbooks help Influencers & Affiliate Marketers earn commissions when they connect followers with their favourite brands! . Take a look & see how it works @thevisionarytoolkit . Visit my bio to learn more about LOOKBOOKS @thegoodlifebiz  ❤Danielle . . regram tool available @thegoodlifebiz  . Regram via @michaeldavidtfa . . . . . . . #hustle #grind #entrepreneur #business #bizlife #vision #goalsetting #dirtydirty #eatdirt #gettowork #dreamlife #luxurylife #cantstopwontstop #boss #wolfofmainstreet #wfg #momblogger #momblog #styleinfluencer #influencerkids #instainfluencer #influencerblogger #writersofinstagram #influencer #influencertstyle #femaleentrepreneurs #fashionblogger #summeressentials #beautymusthaves #beautyexpert https://www.instagram.com/p/Bofsb9Hlhhc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hb76rd1ckgov

[395north]

Here’s to all the awesome dads out there. Then ones that let their kids eat dirt, dig holes, drive trucks, and scrape their knees. Happy Father’s Day! .... Hey buddies. Sorry if I missed you. The list is way too long and there are so many amazing dads out there...and I have crap reception😬 @grizzlyadamsbeard @elosogoloso @joelbellid @silersa @antlers_northwest @natekidd250 @dad.dames.dogs #adventurebeckons #395north #alabamahills #lonepine #eatdirt #fathersday (at Alabama Hills, California)

[naturalwellnessjourney]

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[kylebigford]

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Happy BDay @bigfordthomas #ohIgotit #eatdirt @yamaharacingcomofficial #sendit #yz85 #esOk (at Morelands Motocross Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFqTiQQhEJr/?igshid=17x0dafuw8w00

[satanstrousers]

Happy NYC Pride y'all

[gfkimaz]

We’re making the most out of this situation. Actually ENJOYING watching what we have planted come to life! If we manage to grow all of these, we promise to share. #createjoy #gardening #thriving #vitamind #urbangarden #realfood #eatdirt https://www.instagram.com/p/B_xs0EdpUKD/?igshid=xy1h7q12fgr6

[shattereddpearls0515]

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