#eat your teeth

[m0n0-t0n3]

Eat your teeth will forever take me out whenever I hear it. Best fucking sentence made

[bacchuschucklefuck]

while teen while goblin while aroace while injured while doing your best

[flamingtoads]

Happy Vampire Bobby Day! 🧛✨

[mumblesplash]

🌴⌛️🐚🌊

[bokettochild]

I like to think that Twilight and Legend just... carry crap in their mouths

They don't really think about it. In their beast forms, it's the only way they can actually move things on their own, and it works! So, even though as hylians they still have hands, there are times when they don't have enough hands so they just... put whatever item they don't need as much in their mouth. It's not just things like clothes or items though.

One time Twilight just straight up bit down on his sword hilt so he could use his hands for something else, and Warriors had to witness Twilight supporting the weight of a whole ass sword with just his teeth and not even struggling that much.

They also put dubious items in their mouths sometimes, and even Wild sometimes has to wonder why.

To them, this is natural, this is normal (it is their normal) and they sometimes forget that they can actually use their hands to hold shit sometimes. Like, when they're in a hurry, Legend just grabs something in his teeth and darts off, because running takes all your limbs sometimes, and he's forgetting he only needs two for that right now.

Most of the gang have no clue what this is, and despite calling the two on it, they don't stop. Sky is the only one who doesn't think it's all that crazy, because it does sort of make sense, knowing what he does.

[keydekyie]

Warning: Professional, do not attempt.

[ccborrega]

This game is officialy old enough to vote in my country.

(Man, I was younger than Link when this came out haha ;_; )

[egophiliac]

why idia is being ignore in the event?

aw, I wouldn't say he's really being ignored! he does get some longer scenes in part 3 (I know you sent this before that came out and I'm just catching up now, sorry! :'), including an excellent bit where he's like "yeah I only eat snacks and cup noodles, why" and Trey's grandma instinct immediately kicks on so he can try to convince Idia to eat some protein. just once. please. don't you know how BAD all that sugar is for your TEETH --

Halloween events in particular are a bit of a balancing act, because they deal with way more characters than usual, and the main focus is supposed to be on the SSR guys. I find that they do usually try to give everyone some spotlight at different points though! so I expect Idia will get more scenes later on too, especially once the shit really hits the fan. >:D

(if you're looking for good Idia events, he has SSRs in Ghost Marriage and Glorious Masquerade, and he gets to do a lot in Kelkkarotu and Wish! he is one of the ones who doesn't tend to get a lot of event cards, alas. :( I guess it can be hard to justify him actually leaving his room ever, but it's always super fun when he's in events and is forced to have (1) single social interaction with another human being.)

[bogleech]

The funniest thing about this perfectly nightmarish video ad is how I've only seen it as the newer type of Tumblr ad that suddenly expands as you attempt to scroll past, so it looks like she's breaking into your dash from deeper in your phone. and your world is next

[tiabwwtws-art]

Drowned, dragged, delivered

[shitpostingkats]

Establishing that Minamimoto doesn’t like meat is the bravest thing the twewy sequel could do. This man has FANGS, he is a LION, and he wants his pink stawberry boba or else he will pitch a fit.

[teaboot]

thank you for answering my question about switching the tags! Follow-up question: What do you mean by the item on camera doesn't match the tag? If for example, you try one two similar looking tops (blue tank for the ex) and u switch the tag entirely, would that flag the system or do you mean switching a bra tag for a shirt tag on sale? I had no idea that the cameras are able to pick up if the item you're scanning matches the tag itself on the computer.

it's true that similar items are harder to spot, but if you're hoping to rely on poor camera quality, don't. I have personally operated CCTV cameras before and can tell you right now that technology has improve beyond what we see on TV- If I could read the bumper sticker on the back of a utility van a full block away using an exterior surveillance cam, there are DEFINITELY cameras that can see the difference between a cotton tank top and a camisole of the same color.

And again, its different from place to place- an old gas station might have stationary cams in grainy black and white, but if it's owned by a larger corporation or has been robbed a lot in the past, they might be phone-camera quality.

Also, anyone reviewing footage can rewind back and see WHERE you picked up whatever you have, and what you've put back- and if you happen to swap tags or slap one of your own on top of the original somewhere a camera can see you, you're boned, 'cause nobody will see that and think it was accidental or a computer error- it'll go down in court as deliberate intent p much immediately

Also, do keep in mind, places like Target won't nail you the first time they see you- they'll keep your face on file and wait until you come back and do it again until they have a high enough dollar value to ensure criminal charges. Places like that, you won't know you're fucked 'til it's too late.

I have personal reasons for not stealing or frauding, and I'm not about to claim judgement or approval for anyone who does either, but fraud especially is fucking risky and yall gotta know

[bayleavesfromthevine]

man literally bit through the stick. dentists must hate him

[tiedsh0es]

OJ is vegetarian to me. Meat just doesn't sit right with him, and makes him feel sick. He's a much bigger fan of the taste of fruits and veggies anyways.

He's an alright cook, his stuff actually looks presentable. He just butchers the taste. Everything has to be sour with him.

Drenched in lemon juice, sliced or grilled oranges mixed into everything. Alright on occasion but only he could enjoy it every. single. day.

[starry-bi-sky]

how do you clone a fey? that's trick question; and fey love those!

@the-navistar-carol (<333) brought up a good point while I was talking about my changeling danny au with her -- Dani! How would she exist in this au? Danny's a changeling - a fae. How would Dani, a clone of him, be created? How do you make a fey? Not through any means that Vlad is doing; you can't make a fey through unnatural means, considering the Fair Folk are nature. And Vlad's not a fey himself -- he's a halfa, even if he could make a fey, it's not in his best interest too. He's a powerful ghost, but even the weakest fae can overpower the strongest ghost. He won't want a clone of Daniel to be more powerful than him.

(In a three tier hierarchy it goes Ancients -> Fae/Mythos -> Ghosts. They all live in the Infinite Realms, but on different Planes. The fae live above the Ghost Zone in the Fey Wild, while the Mythos live beside the Wilds or down in the ghost zone depending on where they are. Places like the Frozone, the Athens Acropolis, and other such large islands climb throughout all three Planes.)

(While Ghosts can travel into the Fey Wild, its generally advised against as the ectoplasm tends to manifest differently there due to close contact magic. It can make it rather disorientating for a ghost, and as human spirits, the Fae living there would jump them faster than they could blink. So unless you're willing to play mind games with 'steal thy name eat thy face' fae, most ghosts keep out of the way of the Wilds. Fey can travel down into the Ghost Zone, they just don't bother.)

That's of course, not taking into account if Vlad even knows Danny's a fae himself. Vlad doesn't ring me as someone who really cares much about ghost culture or the going ons of the GZ. He might be aware that fae exist, but the moment he realizes he can't use them for personal gain he just doesn't bother with them. The risk is greater than the reward, and he'd rather not get eaten. But lets assume he's aware by now that Danny is fey, and has to take that into account while cloning him.

So, how does Dani exist? Good question! Honestly; i'm not sure. She might not exist at all, or if she does, she's more halfa than fey. Vlad would need a lot of human dna and ectoplasm to balance out all that fae magic. He manages to steal DNA from Jack and Maddie to do it, and since Jack's fey ancestry is very dormant its much easier to use alongside Danny's DNA.

In turn, it results in a little girl whose more human-ghost hybrid than clone. With that little extra boost in fey magic making her not a fey, but still relatively powerful. Dani is less of a clone and more of a lab-grown little sister. It's a rather tedious, complex process that has Vlad tearing his hair out trying to figure out. But he does eventually figure it out.

[amourtoken]

Need to sink my teeth into him RIGHT HERE