#eat your salad

[freezingfogsblog]

"you can't hear pictures"

Okay but what about

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Citi Zēni were in my room playing “Eat Your Salad” nonstop.

[laltradimensione]

If cha cha cha gets the same treatment as eat your salad I riot

[invece-sto-sdraiato]

The absolutely unbridled level of joy I experience every time I listen to Eat Your Salad needs to be studied. Why in hell does this song make me go WOOOO why have I not gotten tired of it even after two years??

[aj-lenoire]

it’s been over a year and i’m still so mad. it’s a fucking bop, they’re all absolutely delighted to be there having a good time, the vocals are on point, the energy is UNMATCHED, and they got a whole stadium of people to scream PUSSY at the top of their lungs

the eurovision judges are and have always been cowards

[eurovision-song-bracket]

“Eat Your Salad” (Latvia 2022)

“Cha Cha Cha” (Finland 2023)

[smolfangirl]

While I'm delighted there's no jury vote in the semis, my heart bleeds for Eat Your Salad because I just know we would've had veggies and pussy in the finale without the jury

[wormbussy]

instead of meat, i eat veggies and

[bestsnubbedeurovisionsong]

have any songs been submitted more than once?

Yes, Blood and Glitter has been submitted 4 times and Eat Your Salad has 2 as well. I did expect those to get the most beacuse pretty much everyone (on tumblr at least) agrees they were robbed.

[twostepsfromtemerant]

Listen. There is no way that Hozier, and Irish musician who regularly sprinkles Plato and Maya Angelou references into his work, would write an absolute banger about sacrificing the lives of poor children for the betterment of the few at the top, title it “Eat Your Young” and not have it be a reference to A Modest Proposal

[eurovision-song-bracket]

“Only Teardrops” (Denmark 2013)

“Eat Your Salad” (Latvia 2022)

[marzeydoze]

I want to put Citi Zeni's 'eat your salad' on my eurovision bops playlist, but I also want to play the list with my aunt in the car. You can see my dilemma

[a-wild-rose-appeared]

Huh.

[lookninjas]

Wanted to post this earlier as a celebration of Pat Robertson's death, because it is an excellent party song, but my landlord was outside painting my window frames today, singing Christian songs, and it felt a bit weird.

But here it is now. For the record, if bands were allowed to actually play during Eurovision, then Citi Zēni not making it to the finals would've been worse than disappointing; it would've been a fucking crime.