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Trump Weird News - Trump & Vance - SPAM Dance!!!
a/k/a "The SPAM SCAM"
#weird news#trump#donald trump#trump 2024#weird#harris#kamala harris#kamala#harris 2024#harris walz 2024#jd vance#spam#dance#swallow#past experation#eat dogs#eat cats
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Absolutely the best video groove about eating the dogs and cats! Fantastic!
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering
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Where the F__k Are We ?
It is coming out to air. The stink of the Kamala Harris standoff with President Trump is spreading nationwide. A whistleblower from ABC has said that the Vice President was given a list of “practice” questions to prepare for. The same whistleblower has stated that there was an agreement between ABC and Harris that they would fact-check the President but not her. The practice questions just…
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what if.. microwave popcorn bag furry
i drew this just for you anon
#ask#imo she is reusable#like after u eat all the popcorn idk it just. regrows#cant say the same for ramen cat#slowly growing my collection of food girls... slowly#to know if her kernels have regrown just shake her violently#the noise. it will tell you#weirdfur
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there's something kinda funny to me about certain ways scar tends to be drawn because it's like. okay imagine hypothetically you took a distillation of fanon scar designs and showed it to someone who's never even heard of a minecraft, and asked them what they think this guy might be like. we're ignoring context here, pretend we're showing them a ref sheet. and it's like, alright, here's a rugged looking buff guy. nice abs. lots of scars. he's got a smug grin on his face. very shirtless. he looks like the love interest in a bodice ripper. i bet he's got some dark angsty secret he keeps buried underneath that suave facade. but not buried too deeply, just enough to intrigue.
and then you go watch third life and he is like a cat whose owner keeps desperately trying to make him stop eating plastic.
#wotcher talk#mcyt#life series#trafficblr#goodtimeswithscar#this is of course neutralized by the fact that people draw this buff scarred romance novel LI like a cat trying to eat plastic#as they should
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how i think Amity Parkers view Phantom
#Danny Phantom#FINALLY got my new cords in & this time i will try to stop my cat from eating them#been meaning to draw this one since forever & now seemed like a good time
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Sebastian chilling on the surface bc he deserves it
#pressure#fanart#my art#pressure roblox#sebastian solace#pressure fanart#p.ai.nter#pressure p.ai.nter#pressure sebastian#he eats a family size meals and is still hungry#let him live casually pls#he also needs cats#he seems like a cat person#i am not satisfied with the 2nd picture but ehh
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the stellaron hunters pay the herta space station a visit
#silverwolf would try to eat them i just know she would#honkai star rail#hsr#silverwolf#cat cakes#hsr blade#stellaron hunters#fanart#digital#my art
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°˖✧ Hayakawa family unit ✧˖°
#who's living in denial? I am and I will continue on doing so#chainsaw man#power#aki hayakawa#denji#adelaida art#gods i adore the found family trope#i eat that shit up like a starved woman#if they somehow acquired a kiddo too i would cry#the book is about cats and dogs btw (it's Polish)
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Do you think that Odysseus has become a kind of running joke among the gods, like when we joke about cockroachs' survivability?
For example some mortal is surviving stuff that rly should've killed him, and someone on Olympus says "is he pulling an Odysseus on us?" and everyone laughs
#Odysseus in his palace gets a cold shiver like “ik someone is speaking about me and its rarely a good thing”#i offer to make “to pull an Odysseus” an actual idiom that means “to go though many neg things and survive”#ex “friday i had classes from 8:30am to 3:30pm with only an hour of break to eat. i rly had to pull an odysseus”#“the vet said my cat wouldn't live older than 2-3yo but hes pulling an Odysseus he's 4yo and in great shape”#the iliad#odysseus#the odyssey#epic the musical#homer
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Trump Weird News - Feed Them - Don't Scold Them!
#weird news#trump#donald trump#trump 2024#kamala harris#kamala#harris#weird#harris 2024#harris walz 2024#eat cats#feed the hungry#feed them#scold them#six year old knows better#six year old
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Another cooking event, yippee !!
I love Jamil just outright refusing to eat the food and then you have Kalim suffering in silence and eating because he's too nice
#Twisted wonderland#culinary crucible#leona kingscholar#twst leona#epel felmier#twst epel#jamil viper#twst jamil#twst grim#kalim al asim#twst kalim#kalim getting sick because of that one time jamil couldn't check the food#also grim just being here and eating it all whatever the quality#who let a feline cook with milk and cream involved in the recipes#grim and leona getting a tummy ache afterwards because lactose + cat = mostly no no#though panna cotta is such a good dessert#twst shitpost
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Tara&Gale
#Gale#Gale Dekarios#gale of waterdeep#Tara#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldur's gate#rolled as Gale#5 mins in an emotional support cat with wings brings me a shoe to eat and tells me my mom loves me#Gale you don’t even know how lucky you are to have Tara
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Um.. Superman.. what that thing stuck on your cape?
Clark's brain short circuit for a moment as he just got back of flying at great speed in the middle of deep space to thrown one of Lex's giants bombs destroy the city and come back in record time.
He turn a bit to look at his cape to see a tiny humanoid starlight dust covered child with white hair, glowing full green that look like white specks stars were implanted themselves into his big ol eyes, nawing on a handful of stardust with inhumanly sharp itsy bitsy fangs.
A small yet floating crown that look similar to one of Nasa pictures of far out space.
Did he just accidentally abducted an royal alien child/teen?
#dc x dp#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#dcxdp#danny is the ghost king#Danny's core is space#he eats stardust like a cat on catnip#all j'onn could hear in his mind is an beautiful universal documentary of space along with a guy singing space is so cool in the background#Danny's core took the main pilot of his mind and went apesht on stardust throughout the universal#there are some otherwordly aliens spaceshifts that got totally destroyed during Danny's adventures#another having full on cults that talks about this otherwordly being saving their planets from space invaders#the green lanterns are very concerned on how Superman accidentally kidnapped a alien that wanted alive in other part of the universe#one green lantern is looking as if he just saw his most beloved role model and wouldn't stop speaking in his native tongue with excitement#meanwhile in Danny's dimension is just a normal Tuesday since danny just left on his 3 month vacation as ghost king#danny accidentally thought Superman's cape was something kyptonian and his obsession explode with i wanna touch that#got a free ride along with it
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fucked my entire day up thinking about an undead person intentionally inhaling and exhaling while holding or sleeping beside someone they love even though they don't need to because the motion and sound of breath makes them feel safe and secure
#🐉#this is tangentially a#VALshrue#post#idk if VAL *needs* to breathe anymore but she does say she doesnt eat or sleep#so i like to imagine her intentionally choosing to sometimes just to make shrue feel less alone#like how cats show affection by mirroring you even though it doesnt benefit them in any way#<- thoughts of a guy who is extremely healthy and well btw
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