#eah stuff

[direwolfrules]

EAH Fandom, what do y’all think was going through Red’s grandma’s head as she was trapped in the closet, stuck listening to Red and Badwolf flirt via stupid jokes. Cause I imagine something like:

Red and Badwolf: *Stupid jokes and giggling*

Grandma: “My goodness, I’ve raised a furry.”

[A few minutes later]

Red and Badwolf: *Still making stupid jokes and giggling*

Grandma: “If I have to listen to another minute of this nonsense, when the Huntsman shows up I’m going to have him hit me with his axe and PUT ME PUT OF MY MISERY!!”

[shrimparts-blog888]

Darling carrying Apple in her arms like a princess... or if that's been done, vice versa lol

I want what they have 😭

[sp00ky-scary]

hai guys :] finally settled on some eah designs, perhaps I may even go into detail about some of my au soon

design notes under the cut MADDIE USES THEY/THEM BTW, thanks ^_^

omg design notes

bonus cerise sneak peak, the next group is cerise cedar ashlynn and hunter

[hawkmothdiemotte]

More modern eah outfits

[saladcelestial]

as a kid i had a fat crush on briar

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Seriously, you can't tell me these two aren't just ripping off Lizzie and Darling at this point with how Rise of Red is looking.

[alias-eah]

They’re quite… charming.

[spittyfishy]

Spring Unsprung has always been my favourite of the eah specials and it is fully because of the tipsy turvy curse lol

[day-colors]

[bitter--boxx]

apple shenanigans 🍎hehe

[direwolfrules]

Okay, love these.

For your Fleetwood Mac ones, maybe combine them? Feywood Mage? Idk, they’re great as is, I just like the ring of them combined.

This is all for the Glee AU btw, because I need more bands/singers than the 3 in the books.

Uh, some more I came up with:

Bad Talen or Bad Tale-ing - Van Halen, just need a better way to spell it so the pronunciation is more obvious. I have NYC accent bias even in my thoughts. The price for good food and access to Broadway, my puns are colored by my sounding like an extra in a Robert De Nero movie.

The Questers- The Killers. Listen, probably would work better in Monster High as The Thrillers if we’re being honest, I just need there to be something more than Lady Yaga for the rebellious little nerds in Ever After.

Listen, Ke$ha stays Ke$ha because it’s too funny to me to imagine Milton Grimm saying the ever iconic “Key-dollar sign-ha”.

Sam Blacksmith- Lazy, I know. But I thought of it, so now it’s here.

Bruce Springstream- Also kinda lazy, I know, but nature puns help fulfill the quota. (Edit because I’m an idiot: Spruce Springstream. So much better. Why’d I only think of this after posting?)

Gloria Faynor- We change one letter and it’s fairytale themed.

And now for some songs:

Sherwood Criminal- Smooth Criminal but now it’s about Robin Hood instead of a murder. This is the one I’m proudest of. My best work on this entire godforsaken list.

Dragon Inferno- Disco Inferno, but with more giant, fire-breathing, flying reptiles.

More Than A Princess- More Than A Woman.

Princessizer- Womanizer. I’m just taking one of the minor lyric changes from the flop Britney Spears jukebox musical Once Upon A One More Time. Great song selection (they had the Stepmother and Stepsisters perform Work Bitch as they told Cinderella she couldn’t go to the ball), fun cast, terrible plot execution.

Hungry Like The Big Bad Wolf- Hungry Like The Wolf. I'm lazy, okay?

Also, thank you for Billygoat Joel because now I just have the image of Glee AU Hunter singing “Uptown Girl” about Ashlynn. Also the image of Cupid singing “Tell Her About It” to the entire cast of EAH. That’s basically the musical equivalent of the plot of True Hearts Day. Someone tells Professor Pied Piper his music taste is old and only stuff dads listen to and he starts singing “It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me”. Now I gotta copy and paste this paragraph into the draft of the post with more Glee AU stuff I’m working on.

I should really sleep but my ADHD is saying no so have this:

You know how in Ever After High all the singers and bands are just fairytale themed puns on existing singers and bands (Tailor Quick, One Reflection, Lady Yaga)? This but the singer Blondie is still just Blondie. Distant cousin to the main Locks branch, causes a ridiculous amount of confusion. Also, Smashing Pumpkins is another one that can stay the same and make sense in the world of Ever After. Oh, and Muse. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

(Also I need fairytale puns/parodies of other musicians’ and bands’ names. So far I have Swords N’ Roses, Bowling for Pumpkin Soup, The Carriages, Beauty and the Beastie Boys, and Arrowsmith.)

[shrimparts-blog888]

[sillysillysillygal]

Here you go, unfinished Eah sketches with bad image quality

[hawkmothdiemotte]

Be honest would you have played this if you saw this as a game on your mums laptop?

I would

This took so long TT but I think I cooked and I want to do more hehehe

Also I saw this again and it reminded me of those paper dress up dolls

Also earlier version where I tried to do the paper thing :P

[hood-wolf]

Has this been done yet

[zzazuooak]

Selling my EAH / MH collection

Unfortunately for me (fortunately for you) it's time for me to majorly downsize my doll collection.

I will be shipping all packages out of Utah in the USA. Shipping will be calculated individually per order. Please DM me listing the dolls you want to buy and your zip code so I can get you an estimate on shipping costs. I'm taking all payments through Paypal.

Everything is sold As Is, some things are missing accessories or have been altered. Please look closely at the photos. First come, first served. I'll also include a stand with every doll unless otherwise stated. For EAH dolls I will include an unofficial stand for dolls that originally came without one.

Please give me some time to respond to questions and orders, I'll do my best to reply same-day when I can.