#eagan

[misseverandever]

[soliloqueeer]

What if the ultimate goal of Lumon is to create a class of workers that are always productive and never discontent? A group of people that are severed and programmed to be “happy slaves” through the mastering of the four tempers? This would ensure the ruling class would be able to exploit their labour and hoard wealth without ever having to worry about them revolting.

Take Gemma for example. If you compare her to the rest of the innies she’s the closest thing Lumon has to a “happy slave”. She doesn’t appear to have a strong sense of self or exhibit strong emotions but exhibits a sense of duty to the company and its values. This is probably why they need Mark to complete the Cold Harbour file. By perfecting her tempers, they’ll have the exact proportions for a person to become a “happy slave”.

And what if they found a way to transfer consciousness? They could hypothetically resurrect their deity, Kier Eagan, and the ruling class could live forever while accumulating their wealth. They’d essentially cultivate a utopia for billionaires.

(These thoughts were inspired by u/DrSteveBruleDingus ‘s post on Reddit highlighting some stark similarities between Lumon and Scientology.)

[allallestodo]

Helly R is the free soul controlled inside of Helena by the Eagan way.

[narsildur]

Okay so possibly interesting Severance CEO observation incoming. This post only discusses s1 content so unless you haven’t seen the show at all you are safe!!!

Right so it’s implied that every CEO succeeds their parent (aside from Myrtle and Ambrose, and assumedly Leonora and Jame since there’s 5 ish years between them).

What I realised is that other than Kier and Jame, every Eagan becomes a parent VERY young, 16/17/18. Their dates of birth and death are all shown in the perpetuity wing, other than Jame who is assumed to be in his 60’s.

Myrtle had Baird at 16 (unless he was Ambrose’s child then Ambrose was 17), Baird had Gerhardt at 18, Gerhardt had Phillip at 17, then Phillip had Leonora at 18 and then Jame some time after 23 (if we assume Leonora and Jame as siblings which makes the most sense to me).

Kier had his children in his 40’s and we learn that Helena is 30 which means Jame had her in his 30’s, and unless we are about to get some insane lore drop Helena doesn’t have children.

I think this trend is very reminiscent of the religious and cult themes the show has going on, but it also scratches my brain telling me there is something else happening there. Perhaps something to do with the idea of false truth and fabrication of the Eagan story and history. I wonder also if there is something about Leonora and Jame that is important that we are yet to learn, she did have the shortest reign apart from Ambrose.

I don’t really have any concrete thoughts other than ‘it’s interesting and weird and I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s relevant to the mystery that is unfolding’ and I wondered if anyone else has any thoughts about it!

- I also think that there can be a metaphor created about how Helena severed herself and the innies are referred to as children, like it’s not a plot point theory just a narrative theme perhaps.

ALSO thank you @kendrysaneela for telling me to post this and letting me be insane about this show 🙏🏻

[hoidmadeittoearth]

K so my dad brought up yesterday that Jame Eagan could be Kier using severance technology to stay alive (sort of a penelope-marissa fittes situation if you've read lockwood and co) after these last two episodes its unlikely but I wanted to hear your thoughts on it

[slipsnslides]

I’m sorry but every Eagan has gotta die…TONIGHT

[lord-paul20]

Fetid moppet is such an odd insult so I Googled it, it basically means "stinky child/smelly toddler" that's not the interesting part tho.

Its old English dating back to the 1600s

What if the revolving helenas father was talking about is somehow getting the knowledge from the previous ceos implanted, like with an altered severance chip.

[maxanor]

Your outie prefers two scoops of ice cream in a serving, but they must be the same flavor.

[strawberry-macchiato]

"I am a person. You are not."

"I'm not her. I'm not. I'm me."

Day 3/100 // print

[office-anomaly]

i don't want her memory. i want my own.

[baddawgsports]

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[karhun-kallo]

i am a person. you are not.

[shmlnbstrcnd]

The concept of Kier's """twin""" is so interesting when paralleled with Severance. Kier jerked off in the forest and was ashamed of it, so he made up a fake brother to blame the act on. Someone else to take the blame and get punished. It was him who jerked off, not me. He was the sinner, not me. So Dieter got punished, not Kier. The Innies really are just the Outies' punching bags to take the punishments, and bear the consequences of whatever their Outies do. Mark drinking all day and leaving Mark S to deal with the hangovers. Gabriella wanting kids, but leaving Gabby to bear the pregnancy and childbirth. Severed workers not wanting to work, so their Innies have to do it.

[rosenkranz-does-things]

Helly R, severed employee of the month

[sorrydetka]

outie mark: our wife is being TORTURED. stop having sex with helena eagan and get her OUT!

innie mark: don’t care + didn’t ask + L + ratio + you’re an alcoholic with no drip

[l3v5ha]

#SETHMILCHICK: it means eat shit, mr. drummond.