#dyke road

[dzntmatr]

Gross bathroom pic

[squirting-sub]

Just remembered how my dom told me to take my pants off in the car on our way home from a party. I'm in the passenger seat, my legs spread, her hand between my thighs, fingering me AND THE POLICE PASSES US. It was dark, so they couldn't see the passenger seat, but my dom made eye contact with them as they were passing. We both broke out into laughter seeing them pass us. The potential trouble that woman gets me into...

[decayayhagfishh]

I nearly got ran over today ( sorry, I kinda have to go out of my way to show everyone how big of a Sousuke / Mitsuba kinnie I am. )

I m8 dis gif,,, Feel free 2 use..,,…⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ

[jenjen4280]

Final day of vacation before heading home to snow! More redwoods, the Hot Wife and my Seester waiting for me to return to shore and stop screwing around in the Big Sur River, and dramatic coastline along the PCH.

[bestbutchbracket]

[cuntwrap--supreme]

I'm starting a 9-person pop group and this is our name. There's one token straight girl.

[darling-saturn]

"my autistic ass won't eat a normal sandwich on a sub roll"

☆"GIVE ME THE BREAD WE'LL EVEN OUT I JUST WANT THE SUB ROLL"

"saturn is a duck"

☆*mouth stuffed with the bread already* "... quack"

[aisphotostuff]

The B2082 rural B-road by Adam Swaine Via Flickr: The B2082 is a rural B-road in southeast England.From: Tenterden (TQ879331) To: Playden (TQ918221) Distance: 9 miles (14.5 km) Meets: A28, A268 This is a stunning and beautiful drive through Romney Marsh stunning views and lovely villages..

[laesas]

Honestly the only people mad about Only Friends being fucked up and messy and sexually charged are either teenagers or adult shut-ins that have never actually interacted with a group of gay people in their early 20's. I promise, hand on heart. It is exactly as chaotic as that. Maybe more.

[agentnico]

Drive-Away Dolls (2024) review

Do not see this movie with your mum. I repeat, do not not see this movie with your mum!!

Plot: Jamie regrets her breakup with her girlfriend, while Marian needs to relax. In search of a fresh start, they embark on an unexpected road trip to Tallahassee. Things quickly go awry when they cross paths with a group of inept criminals.

The Coen Brothers are behind some of the most thrilling crime capers in cinema history, and are known for their flashy neo-noir style and highly convoluted plots featuring eccentric characters. However recently the brothers decided to temporarily part ways and focus on their own separate projects, with Joel adapting the famous Shakespeare play Macbeth, which by the way was a superb piece of post-modern black-and-white cinema, and gave Roman Polanski a run for his money. Honestly, Tragedy of Macbeth was visually striking, as it stripped down the classic Bard play to its narrative and perceptible essentials, and also the cast was terrific! Then again, you can never go wrong with Denzel Washington. I honestly don’t know a single person who doesn’t love Denzel!

Anyway, whilst Joel was up to his master-class ways, what has the other Coen bro been up to? We would have found out last year if it weren’t for the strikes, but now we finally have an answer - Ethan has decided to go back to his roots and make a road trip movie that is infused with the 80s/90s goofy feel to it, and he even brings back the briefcase from Fargo! Or from No Country for Old Men. Or The Big Lebowski. Or Hail Caesar!. Pretty sure Brad Pitt also seeks a briefcase full of cash in Burn After Reading…. Honestly what is it with the Coens and their briefcases!? Not only that, I swear most of the time it’s the same model briefcase that’s used! So anyway, Ethan Coen is evidently driving down memory lane here, but is it a drive across the greatest hits, or a drive-away to disappointment?

It’s the latter unfortunately. Now we have seen the true colours and know which of the Coen bros is the talented one and which is riding on their sibling’s success! I’m kidding, everyone has a bad day at the office, but Ethan Coen has really made a stinker with Drive-Away Dolls. Playing out in less than an hour and a half, this is a very short film, so on a plus size is does whiz past you. However the storyline is so thin and disengaging, and the jokes are also really unfunny. The Coen Brothers are known for their signature wit and hilarious dialogue, however none of that is present here. Additionally, similar to how I found Poor Things to feature one too many sex scenes for my liking, Drive-Away Dolls features a lot of lesbian friction throughout, to unnecessary amounts. I thought it was bit too much, and too icky for my tastes.

The cast features a lot of talented people, all of whom I’ve seen give great performances in other projects, however here they were either miscast or simply wasted with their minimal inconsequential screen time. Margaret Qualley is way too over-the-top and silly as the fast talking Jamie with a cringe-inducing accent twang, and she got really overbearing by the end of the movie. Geraldine Viswanathan as Marian plays the straight faced counterpart to Qualley’s annoying energy ball. Again, it’s not the first time we’ve seen such a dynamic in films, yet Viswanathan can’t seem to find any interesting layers within her one-dimensional character and as such came off really boring. The rest of the cast comes and goes, some for sheer forced comedy and others to at least make some attempt to have a cohesive plot, but even then are taken out of the equation quickly and pointlessly. Pedro Pascal, Colman Domingo, Beanie Feldstein, Matt Damon, Bill Camp, Miley Cyrus….all wasted.

The movie also features very sloppy editing, and also the transitions! We have to speak about the transitions! What the hell was going on there? So from scene to scene we’d get these weird wacky psychedelic kaleidoscopic inserts, and I mean in a stoner film this would probably serve more purpose, but in a movie like this it felt totally random. To be fair at the end a character does mention about something that happened years ago that somewhat mildly justifies these inserts, but even then having so much of them throughout the film felt like a useless gimmick. I’m all for filmmakers trying something different and unique visually, but as long as it serves a purpose to the overall narrative, which in this case it did not.

It’s really disappointing as I’m a major fan of the Coen Brothers works, however this was such a messy misfire, I’m honestly shocked it made it through to actual release. It’s silly but not in a fun way, featuring wasted talent and bland gags, and one should simply drive away from this as far as possible.

Overall score: 2/10

[obrother1976]

movie about the beats thats actually good pls pls pls pls. ur nothing. pls pls pls

[lefthandoverfoot]

Took a day trip to Knoebels from Philly. I really had a lot of fun with some of the people I love most. @racheldotgay thank u for being the bestest friend ever

@biblically-accurate-femboy thank u for being the bestest wife ever and also for driving

[mashmouths]

i need there to be a gay bar or club near me like i need air to breathe i think

[red-might-be-dead]

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[jenjen4280]

Road trippin’ and listening to P!nk. The Hot Wife always drives first shift.

[chewablepebbles]

Old dykes will go "this is a picture of the love of my life, we only see each other on leap years because neither of us can stand to leave our homes for more than a week since we fear that if we're out too long we won't be able to return" and then expect me to go on with my day!!!