#once you get to the gay men??? bröther.

[laesas]

Honestly the only people mad about Only Friends being fucked up and messy and sexually charged are either teenagers or adult shut-ins that have never actually interacted with a group of gay people in their early 20's. I promise, hand on heart. It is exactly as chaotic as that. Maybe more.

[afishyperson]

I did that thing where my friends react to the fallout companions so...

Fallout 4 Companions as described by my friends

Cait

-She looks like the type of person to say she’s not hungry but eat all of the food you order. She just seems like a nasty stuck up person. This is because she’s ginger and fingers have no souls. Her name is Ginger.

-Elizabeth: Rich white girl who ran away from home to be independent but immediately regrets it”

- She looks like a random hobo women on the street who’d be dancing and someone would pass by her and sing “somebody come get her she’s dancing like a stripper”

Curie

-she may or may not look like a type of Karen

-She looks like emo Snow White, but things didn’t work out for her in the end.

-Mrs. Bell: your creepy librarian who believes shes vital to your school even tho she doesn’t do anything

Codsworth

-knock off star wars character

-Even though he can’t eat, he’d still hog all of the chicken nuggets. He may look cute on the outside but inside he wants the world to crumble.

-Looks like one of the junk pieces/bad robot from the movie robots

Danse

-This one is the flirt of the group, but no one finds him attractive. It won’t stop him from trying though.

-Looks like that guy from the little prince who crashed landed into the dessert

-confused astronaut man who just wants his normal food back and not his dried up almonds they packed on the rocket

Deacon

-This is a boy who thinks he’s a Chad

-A try hard cool dad wannabe who is divorced with the baby mama

-uncle john who comes to family events once every 10 years

Hancock

-The red avengers guy

-Oof he looks like darth vadar and Voldemort but in one person

-a character from either lord of the rings or harry potter but he feels upset because no one remembers him from the film

Piper

-A girl who is from somewhere else but gives tours to ppl around Spain

-This is the cool one of the group. She can talk to everyone easily but would rather not. Everyone wants to be friends with her but all she wants is some god damn peace and quiet

-journalist rebecca who writes irrelevant news about her school

Nick Valentine

-He’s the dumb blonde

-He’s an old yeehaw gang member

-detective who hates his job and wants to go to bed

Preston

-Your friendly neighborhood sheriff who is lowkey annoying

-knock off indiana jones

-He looks like he starred in old town road

MacCready

-introverted next door neighbor. you never see him leave his house

-He was the weird kid in the back of the class blowing his nose when he was a child

-I’m gonna name him Trevor. He’s weird and quiet and secretly a murderer. He’s the kind of man that has a white van that says “free candy”

X6-88

-He’s stuck in a lady Gaga music video

-men in black but in knight costumes

-He wants to look intimidating but he just looks gay

Strong

-Thanos and the hulk had an affair

-Hulk after aging 100 years

-hulks underated bröther

Dogmeat

-DOG MEAT. THIS CHILD WOULD KILL THE OTHERS TO GIVE ME A CHICKEN NUGGET. ID RISK MY LIFE FOR HIM (i’d send her pictures of dogmeat while i was playing. she was very enthralled by him.)

-the true murderer but nobody suspected him because he was too cute

-He has two modes: bestest boy or I’m going to eat ur toes no inbetween

God, I love them.