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lyricalt · 3 months ago

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[tf2 minific] request: tie up job

sniperspy - rating T - sniper trying to flirt for his literal life

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“Oh, well. Hello there, darl. Ain’t this awkward,” Sniper says, glancing up from his scope when Spy’s foot steps over of the barrel of his rifle and stays there.

Spy looks down at him. His revolver isn’t pointed at Sniper, which is awfully lenient. Sniper, who is laying belly down in an extremely vulnerable position on the ground, notes that Spy makes a point to not put the revolver away either.

They don’t usually have run-ins like this. When Sniper takes on an extra side gig, he usually makes some vague reference to the location and Spy does the trick of avoiding the same general area. Unfortunately, vague comments don’t usually stand up to direct communication, which also don’t stand very well in the face of non-disclosure agreements signed with blood, metaphorical or otherwise.

“I hope that isn’t my asset you are attempting to assassinate,” Spy says, arching an eyebrow.

Sniper’s mark is, in fact, the very same asset Spy is probably trying to protect. There’s only one man sitting by his lonesome in his penthouse of pretty glass walls and likely stolen art pieces for some kind of money laundering scheme. Not that Sniper really understands most of it. He’s just a guy on top of a roof with a rifle, a bullet, and a hefty twenty percent deposit in his back pocket.

“No chance of voiding your contract?” he asks. He’d try and bat his eyes for a laugh but Spy’s got years of experience over him on that front. Besides, he shouldn’t need to resort to any more spy-ish tactics.

“Same chance of you nullifying yours, I’m afraid,” Spy replies with a ghost of a smile. He nudges Sniper’s rifle, making sure the aim’s no good. “My asset told me that someone might be after him. Imagine my surprise when the trail led to you.”

“Argh, that was right sloppy of me.” Sniper sighs. “What gave me away?”

“I find myself looking more towards rooftops lately,” Spy says, amused. He lets up on the rifle but slides his foot over Sniper’s firing wrist, pressing down hard until Sniper has no choice but to remove his finger from the trigger. “Now, you know I have to ask; who hired you?”

“And, as you might already know, I dunno. Got me a ticket from the clerk. They just wanted your man dead and I’m just some dummy bloke with a very long gun that can shoot very far.”

Spy groans. He lifts his revolver, pointing it at some non-lethal part of Sniper’s body. “I would hate to torture you for more information.”

Sniper flicks the brim of his hat up to give Spy a hopeful look. “I’m sure I could stand to have a little bit of torture. Who knows, might get me to admit some stuff. Maybe not relevant stuff to your mission. Depends on how hard you go. Y’had no problems tying me up to a chair two weeks ago.”

“How very unprofessional of you to bring that up. You know we’re both working right now.”

“I know, pookie. Just buyin’ some time,” Sniper says, grinning, and pulls the trigger.

Spy’s head whips towards the penthouse. There’s a crash of glass as the bullet goes through, shattering an entire window. The penthouse alarms start blaring.

The weight over Sniper’s wrist lets up by the tiniest fraction, but it’s enough. Sniper uses the second of distraction to take advantage of Spy’s foot as leverage, rolling his rifle over like a tripod to reload. He aims again and fires the second bullet. Spy flinches as the heat of the barrel sears his ankle.

“Bonza,” Sniper breathes, watching the mark fall over with a pretty new hole through their head. Gotta be proud of good work after all, even as Spy kicks the rifle away with an annoyed tsk.

“That was ill-advised,” Spy says, dangerous and low. “You didn’t let me explain. Now there will be other mercenaries after you. I’m only one of several. Your mark hired a team of us.”

“Right, right. I gotcha,” Sniper says and rolls on his back, sweet and innocent as a babe. He slowly puts his hands up in a gesture of surrender. "Before you're obligated to capture me, can I make an offer?"

Spy's revolver tilts to the side, the equivalent of a shrug. "Might as well."

After a moment of making sure Spy won’t shoot him immediately, Sniper puts his fingers to the brim of his hat. Carefully projecting every movement, he pulls out a small slip of paper, like something that would come out of a fortune cookie.

“I’d like to hire you for the service of rescuing me," Sniper says, holding it out. "Here’s what I’ll pay.”

With the revolver still pointed at him, Spy takes the slip. He reads the lucky numbers.

“It’ll be easy,” Sniper adds. “You already know all their security details.”

Spy’s expression goes flat. “You left a trail on purpose. You knew I’d be working for them.”

“S’why I took the job, mate. Big boss cartel fellas are bloody hard to assassinate without some immediate opposition,” Sniper says, getting comfortable on the ground. He sees the end of Spy’s revolver dip downwards. “Already assumed that, even if I got the kill, there would be kickback. You bein’ one of them.”

Spy crumples the slip of paper in his fist. He puts it in his mouth and swallows it.

Sniper thinks the rice paper ought to be a nice touch. No chewing needed. Still, it doesn’t hurt to further his case with, “I did the math. My payout eclipses yours, even after taxes.”

Spy stares at him. “You looked through my desk. That night when you said you couldn’t find the cond-”

“Plus! Even with the minuscule hit to your reputation—which, with your network, should recover in a month—I’d still come out on top,” Sniper interrupts, now rushing the pitch, “And I’ll still have leftover change to treat you to dinner and a screw at one of them nice resorts you like.”

“You followed me. You took the job knowing I’d be there,” Spy says, sounding more affronted with each accusation. “You used me as an inside man.”

“Betcha so turned on right now. ‘Cause I did something heaps sneaky and underhanded. Like a rat bastard. Got you so hot for it, I bet.”

Spy’s gaze goes to the sky, as if questioning his life choices. He isn’t denying anything though, so Sniper can mark it as a triple win in his books.

“So, you gonna save me before your other guys start figuring’ it out, or what?” Sniper asks, dropping his voice into a small whine. He has a hunch Spy secretly likes hearing it. “C’mon, lemmie buy you out. You love all that turncoat nonsense.”

They stare at each other. From the corner of his eye, Sniper can see quite a lot of people gathering in the penthouse. The alarms have gone silent, which isn’t a very good sign. Laser sights start skimming the adjacent rooftops.

“What restaurant and which resort?” Spy finally asks, glancing at his watch.

“Non-negotiable, darl. They’re your type of shindigs though, I’ll promise you that.”

Spy’s eyes dart to the penthouse. His earpiece seems to be going off, muffled radio calls crackling through. “You mentioned screwing.”

“Lucky for you, you get a loyal customer discount,” Sniper says, and since he’s already on his back, he draws up his legs to nudge against Spy’s. “You can have me à la carte.”

Spy looks at the not-so-subtle positioning of his legs for a good long while. After a moment, he taps his earpiece and says something brief in Italian.

Eventually, he tucks the revolver away and holds out his hand. “I can have a getaway yacht ready in fifteen minutes.”

Sniper takes it, and Spy’s hauls him up into a sitting position. If their hands stay joined for a tad longer than strictly necessary, Sniper doesn’t mention it.

“I’ll have to knock you unconscious first,” Spy says. He has a very promising gleam in his eye.

Sniper winces.

“Aw, no. I can fake unconsciousness well enough,” he tries, but the whiny tone won’t work this time.

“Best to make it look authentic,” Spy says, leaning over to touch Sniper’s face, glove cold, but his thumb brushes against his bottom lip. He smirks down at Sniper in a very familiar way. “Relax your jaw for me.”

Sniper barely has time to do as he’s told before Spy backhands him into oblivion with the butt of his revolver.

#sniperspy #bloody suit #tf2 #local mercenaries in your area will not shut up #promptfic #nonao3

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majoresca · 7 months ago

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King Cedric, the Great: What are you doing now, your majesty?

He said that becoming king was his biggest dream in life, but, did he think about what that would really mean? A change not only for him, but for all the subjects of Enchancia.

And perhaps, for the entire Ever Realm.

Cedric as King.

To be king, it is not enough to have a crown on your head and a dream of ruling in your heart.

A king must know how to behave as such, in addition to knowing about the politics of his own kingdom ,as well as dealing with political relations between other kingdoms.

• Did Cedric even study what it took to be a king? Did he study politics? Laws?

• Did he try to find out what he could do better than Roland, so that his subjects would like him more than his predecessor?

• Did he study Enchancia's problems in depth, to at least try to suggest solutions to them?

( I'm going to assume the answer is: no. And what is that book back there? "How to govern for Dummies"? Yes, I think you will need much more than that, your majesty.)

Eviction notice.

Well, when you take someone out of the job they were born to have and put them out the door of their generational home, what do you do with them?

• If he managed to remove Roland from power and take the throne, what would he do with the rest of the royal family?

• Did he think about what would happen to them after they were deposed?

• Did he think about where they would go?

• Perhaps in a secluded place, living comfortably, but out of sight so as not to arouse suspicion?

There is a saying: whoever is seen, is remembered. So the opposite is also valid.

( What's your plan Cedric? Give them mustaches and fake names? With a one-way ticket to an island in the middle of nowhere?)

Under new management.

It is to be expected that the people of Enchancia will react in some way, especially to a change as drastic as a takeover of power.

Those favored by Roland II would fear that this new situation would leave them at a disadvantage.

The disadvantaged, however, would have hope for the new king, as long as he fulfilled their expectations.

• Did he care about his subjects?

• The people of Enchancia that he would be responsible for after he took the throne, did he think about them?

If the people of Enchancia had a positive opinion about Cedric's reign, he would have the support of the people on his side, which would make him much more difficult to dethrone in the future.

If public opinion were bad, then opposition would arise, and unless he did something to improve things, it would only increase.

There is no point in making promises without intending to fulfill them, because the people would know and remember them.

And promises are debts.

Word is a currency, and how much is yours worth? This, coming from a traitor to the crown, of course.

( And I think your majesty has already started with a dirty name in the square. Owing more than you can pay, which is a bad sign.)

Hello Neighborhood!

After generations and generations on the throne, neighboring kingdoms would react to the seizure of power.

And after years of negotiations and treaties,they would be interested to know how things will go with the new king.

The most loyal kingdoms would certainly try to put Roland II where he was. Or at least put his sister Tilly in his place.

Now, kingdoms with less affinity to the previous royal family, could see themselves with an advantage. Perhaps if they supported the new king, they could make agreements that until then were impossible to make.

All hail the new king! And long live him!

As long as he is useful to our interests...

( It's not very pleasant to have friends just for the sake of interest, is it? Well, you should get used to it now. At the price of keeping the crown on top of his own head. Practice your fake smiles, because you will need it.)

What goes around,comes around.

Since he would have seized the throne, anyone could do the same to him. The spell goes against the sorcerer, and he ends up inspiring others to revolt against him.

• Did he think that someone might have the same idea as him at some point, to try to dethrone him?

• Did he think of any plan against it?

( The sword of Damocles doesn't seem so harmless now, especially when it's sharp and aimed at you.)

Cedric has become king, what now?

What? Didn't your majesty, the king, think of any of this?

Now, aren't you thinking about "improvising as you go"? Oh, were you? Uhm...

Well I have good news and bad news for you friend.

The good thing is that your majesty will really be the first and only in many things.

The first of the lineage, the first sorcerer on the throne and so on...

But also, the first to be deposed, the first to be the most unpopular, and the first to unite enemy kingdoms just to remove you from power.

The bad news is that whatever you do first, you will probably also do last. Because you won't have any chance to do it again.

#sofia the fandom #sofia the first #cedric the sorcerer #cedric the great #cedric the sensational #headcanons #The royal family of Enchancia

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rontra · 1 year ago

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if you don't mind answering how was the process of signing up for an account in order to buy a ticket for the umineko stage 2 archive stream? wasn't sure what to do since it needs a japanese address to sign up for an account on confetti

Hello! Yes the account wants a Japanese address, BUT it doesn't know if you fill in dummy information + the system will never need your address since we're exclusively buying digital tickets, so it's fine...

For detailed instructions on registering an account (including the address step), the steps in this thread should still be the same--just, obviously, use the EP2 tickets link instead :B--and youll be up and running pretty easily

To anyone else coming across this post in general, Umineko Stage EP2 streaming is open now and you can watch it as many times as you like until the 16th! Consider buying a ticket! 🫡

#umineko #it's a really fun show heheh

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shwarmii · 2 years ago

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hi, i'm @/shwarmi, and tumblr tERMINATED MY BLOG (AND ALL MY SIDE-BLOGS WITHOUT WARNING ME) and i messaged them to get it back but idk when theyll get back to me, so here i am in the meantime, hello, i guess this is my back-up account now, yes, my url is a pun on Roman numerals, anyway, sure do fucking hope i gET MY BLOG BACK JFC

edit: i've been filling out a ticket form about Account Termination once a day (here's the link to it if you ever need help finding it for yourself in the future; please don't try to help me via spamming the ticket form or anything, they explicitly ask to not involve other people uninvolved in your account AND i feel bad enough doing spam once a day already; but, anyway, yes, i recommend doing what i did and having bookmarked the aforementioned link and just copy&paste my form answers into the ticket from a seperate document, like from Google Drive or something, so you don't have to retype it everytime), and i have recieved no reply nor even a confirmation e-mail. hence the lack of updates on how my account is doing. there's no other way to contact staff, except maybe via Twitter, as their support e-mail is no longer accepting messages (hopefully bc of the following they will be in contact with you sooner than they have been with me, bc i didnt know this following tip this past week i've been filling out that ticket and noW YOU DO, you lucky bastard. do what i did with a seperate document to prep in case this is a multi-day process, but hopefully you'll get farther in less time than i have bc jfc i wasn't even getting a confirmation e-mail beforehand big McYikes)

BUT!!1! a friend of mine who was terminated last year said to attach my un-terminated e-mail's account (aka the e-mail i am using right here for @/shwarmii, and not for the terminated @/shwarmi like i had been doing liKE A DUMMY APPARENTLY) to the ticket's general "Put your e-mail here" slot and to explain within "The more details, the better" part your original e-mail attached to the terminated account in addition to the rest of your explanation. and i finally got a confirmation e-mail that my ticket has been recieved! yes, it was just an automated response but yay! finally!! progress!!1! i at least got a fUCKING CONFIRMATION E-MAIL, HAHA, VICTORY!

god i fucking wish i knew about the "just dont use your e-mail linked to your terminated account" tip a week ago jfc on a hot dog stick, my guys, finally, a confirmation e-mail, gahhh

since i now have a confirmation e-mail, i will wait five buisness days (so today is the 8th and a Monday, therefore, i'll wait until Saturday which is the 12th except i said "business days" ergoooo Monday the 14th) to e-mail them again. i hate waiting tho ughhh like, fine, i'll do what i gotta do but also ugghhhhh

↳ additional note: this update/edit was made on 8 August 2023. @/shwarmi has been terminated since 31 July 2023 (or 30 July 2023, and i just was too exhausted to make the account/post until the 31st. i forget. i was in the middle of moving and im disabled, so i was over-exerting myself big-time. i had processed that my account had been terminated at the time and just responded by taking a nap lmao rip but yeah, therefore, it's all been a blur)

NOTHING HAS HAPPENED. COOL. (Narrator: It was not, in fact, "cool".) I WAITED AS PLANNED (this update is being written on 14 August 2023) AND STILL NO FOLLOW-UP TO MY CONFIRMATION TICKET. HATE THAT FOR ME.

instead of sending in a new ticket as i originally planned, i replied to their confirmation email since it said i could do that (for permalinks or whatever) so that they will HOPEFULLY get back to me without me having to be a pest about their automated systems, ugh.. (i have cropped out my email and the Ticket Number(? i assume that's what that string if letters and numbers are anyway) for privacy reasons, but here is what the confirmation e-mail looks like and how i replied. i am including this mostly to help out anyone who may be terminated in the future have an idea of what to expect and an expectation of "OH, okay, so i can reply to THIS email-address, got it" kind of nonsense or whatever. why not lmao)

i will wait another five buisness days, so that'll be on the 21st of August 2023. hopefully, i will update with good news before then (aka: they'll haVE REPLIED MAYBE PLS PLS PLS) but i guess i will have to be annoying if not

it is the 20th (so they have one more day before i have to be annoying anD I DONT WANNA BE.. pls send me ideas of how to be annoying that doesnt include the Hateful Xitter pls, my only idea is to DM them there and i dON'T WANNA) and even my gmail thinks the lack of response is fucked up lmao rip

having a Bad Brain Day streak rn due to my (abusive) dad's failing health and unpacking and all this other shit i have to do post-moving like switching my insurance and renewing my liscence and fuck all, so bothering tumblr about not replying to me is gonna take a bit more of a backseat for a minute, hold on

it.. is now August 30. brain still in gutter, but i forced myself to make a xitter/twitter (don't follow, ill delete the account after they help me or not). and it wouldnt let me dm, so i had to just @ them and post. brain so sad that i cannot even be amused rn that @/shwarmi on there was taken by a shwarma restaurant. @/tumblrsupport's Replies tab shows signs of helping people as recently as 2 hrs ago, but idk if there's another queue here. i guess we'll find out?? i just want my accounts with all their posts and shit back pls, this has taken so long to try to do 💔

edit: if you're curious, it is 3 Sept 2023 and i am still waiting (it looks like they are looking at people who @'ed them on Sept 1 rn and iM LIKE "PLSSSS, I @'ED YOU ON THE 30TH OF AUGUST PLSSSSSSS", gonna give them until the 5th before i tweet again i guess 🥺)

i am not god's strongest soldier. i continue to cry out for help, alas, i have yet to receive an answer

it does not help that the twitter account sometimes says to people: "What is your Tumblr URL? We can check and see if there was a glitch of some sort. But be advised that if it is a TOS violation situation or a bigger tech issue, we cannot assist/reply on Twitter" so that doesnt make me panic aT ALL that maybe i broke TOS without any form of a warning or knowledge that i wasnt following tumblr's terms of services regarding things like nsfw and whatnot (narrator: they were panicking)

i hate it here. staff should at least be able to tell me (via email, if not twitter) that i wont be getting my account back or whatever else instead of just saying NOTHING??????

going to do all this again (tweet support, make a whole new ticket (i still have the info saved thankfully), reply to my old email confirmation) on September 27th (an arbitrary date based on I Have A Lot Going On Rn) if they continue to not reply. if i hit the 30 images limit, guess ill be reblogging and adding even MORE to this thread jfc juST TALK TO MEE!!!1!

#me #shwarmi #never have i been so glad that i have a google doc of mcs and all the i.f. games theyre from &&& also #how much i screenshot from tumblr to tell me who i was following before lmao rip

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beedlemania · 11 months ago

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The boys all probably have their own collections of things. What do you think they collect and is there any reason why they collect those?

That’s a tough question!

I think both Micky and Davy collect shells. The only difference is Micky collects anything he likes and Davy only collects the ones that are perfect and not cracked. It makes sense since they’re beside the beach and every time they bring in a new haul, Mike puts some of their old ones back outside because it’s like an invasion and they don’t even notice anyhow.

I think the other obvious one is Peter collects records. He’ll save up as often as he can and make a big deal of finally buying one. He can spend hours searching for the perfect one and then he’ll play it over and over again until he can afford a new one. He built a little shelf next to the record player so he can display his favourite ones and he loves to talk about them to anyone who will listen.

Micky collects snowglobes. I feel like his family travelled a lot when he was a kid so he has one for every American state and maybe some other countries. When Davy goes back to England he makes him bring him back a snowglobe so Davy gets him one from all the major cities he can manage to get to on his visit. Micky collects these because it reminds him of all the places he’s been and all the memories attached to them and it helps him when he’s homesick.

Mike collects something a bit more random like stamps. He saves all the stamps off every letter they receive or if he sees a cool one in the post office. I’m not sure if Americans have special stamps for special occasions but if they do, he collects them all. He has a scrapbook dedicated to them which he hides on his bookshelf and he doesn’t admit it to anyone because he thinks it’ll make him look old or uncool. He can’t remember when he started collecting or why but he loves to keep them, especially if they’re from a special letter from home or a check for a gig.

Davy I think collects stuff from each date he’s on (a ticket, or receipt, or a written phone number) and he has a journal where he puts them and writes about each date/girl. He does this because it’s fun but he doesn’t show anyone in case they think it’s shallow. It’s hard for him to remember all the dates he’s been on but he loves to read back over his journal and remember how much fun he had and whatnot.

Peter loves trinkets in general. There’s always something new on display in the pad and peter never explains where he gets them from. He has a whole collection of ceramic animals that he keeps in his bedroom because he’s given them all names and likes to say goodnight to them all individually. He’ll see them in shops or sometimes in the trash and he’ll feel bad for them and take them home.

Davy collects playbills, even if he can’t afford to go to the show. Hes always at the ticket office collecting the posters or whatever he can get his hands on and he pins them all to the wall above his bed. If he gets one he hasn’t heard of or can’t go see, he’ll make up the plot/songs in his head (which is where his songs for the band come from eg My Share of the Sidewalk). For his birthday the guys all save up to take him to a musical he’s been wanting to see since forever and Davy puts the playbill for it right in the middle of his collection.

Mikes guilty pleasure is collecting toy cars. He gets all the different types of models he can get. He hides them in case the others think they’re silly toys but Micky finds them and they bond over their favourite cars and Micky starts adding to the collection. For his birthday one year, Micky makes mike a small model car either whittled from wood or made from scraps of other projects he works on.

Micky tries to start a collection of puppets/dummies at one point but it freaks Peter out so Mike makes him get rid of them. They keep Mr. Schneider though because there’s just something about him…

#feel free to add your own!!#id love to know what you guys think the guys collect #its a good way to character study i think #the monkees #davy jones #mike nesmith #peter tork #micky dolenz #monkees headcannons

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princetorn · 1 year ago

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VERSES .

⋆ verse — to be a boy among the boys ( 1939 – 1954 )

canon . A childhood spent in the shadow of the Appalachian mountains – long summers, Little League, sweet tea, Sunday sermons – and a briefly awkward adolescence of braces and coltish limbs. A child prodigy, they say. He is a scab-kneed boy marked for sporting greatness.

⋆ verse — six cylinders underneath the hood ( 1955 – 1957 )

canon . Baseball was once his greatest love, but now he fixates on hot-rodding and his ‘Little Sweetheart’ – a Chevrolet Corvette that he spends his weekends diligently working on and his nights racing. Royce has grown into himself. He has motor oil under his nails, Brylcreem in his hair, and butane in his blood.

⋆ verse — all a ghost can do is haunt ( 1958 – )

canon .The end came sharp and sour, in a twist of shrieking metal and the lick of flames. Murder, though he does not know it. Royce Clayton is dead, buried in a small plot overlooking the baseball field. He has become a cautionary tale to the people in the town of Marshall, and his ghost is doomed to walk the earth.

⋆ verse — caged within jars like fireflies ( 1997 – 2001 )

Captured by wealthy explorer, collector and ghost hunter Cyrus Kriticos – with the aid of his psychic assistant Dennis Rafkin – Royce is transported to Pennsylvania and kept contained by Latin barrier spells. He and eleven other spirits form the Black Zodiac, with Royce representing the Torn Prince. Cyrus intends for the enslaved spirits to power the Basileus Machine, a contraption designed by a fifteenth century Italian astrologer while under demonic possession. If successful, the device will open the Ocularis Infernum ( ‘The Eye of Hell’ ) allowing him to see all things, past and future, divine and damned.

⋆ verse — college is fun as long as you don’t die ( 1958 – 1962 )

Royce doesn’t die that fateful October night. He lives to see prom, to graduate, to take up a baseball scholarship and move on with his life. He still harbours a great love of hot-rodding, but baseball is his ticket out of small-town misery and he grabs the opportunity with both hands.

⋆ verse — it ain’t over ‘til it’s over ( 1963 – 1968 )

He did it, he made it, he’s finally famous. Royce is a Major League Baseball player, his face is printed on posters and in the newspapers.

⋆ verse — when you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed ( 1969 – )

By 30 years of age, Royce is past his peak and his time in the spotlight comes to a close. Retiring from baseball, he starts coaching the up-and-comers – but it isn’t the same as standing in the home plate with a crowded stadium screaming your name.

⋆ verse — professional crash test dummy ( 1958 – )

Royce doesn’t die that fateful October night, nor does he seize the chances baseball presents. Instead, he follows his hot-rodding dreams, and goes on to become a sports car racer. James Dean would be proud.

⋆ verse — we’re gonna be together forever baby

exclusive to @shellcrack . Royce Clayton is in love with Miriam Ross – the prom king has found his queen, and he is saving for a ring. What started out as a jockish bet has ended in something serious, with the hot-rod playing for keeps, making big plans for them to leave their small town behind. Whether they make it or not, Johnny refuses to get out of the picture.

⋆ verse — crazy fun park

A teenager from a quiet corner of North Carolina is offered a baseball scholarship in Melbourne. Generously bankrolled by Henry Clayton, Royce and Johnny jet off to Australia to tour the university. Following an argument, Royce is involved in a fatal car accident. Many years later, a theme park is built on the crash site. It thrives, it dies, and it collects spirits along the way. Alternative premise: Royce is attached to a vintage baseball glove or card which Violetta gifts Nimrod, unwittingly bringing Royce’s ghost to Crazy Fun Park.

#i'll add to and edit these as and when i need to #but it's a start at least! =)#⋆ verses

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adultswim2021 · 2 years ago

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force #76: “Dummy Love” | March 9, 2008 - 11:45PM | S06E07

The Aqua Teens receive a mysterious package containing a red-haired ventriloquist dummy. He repeats the word “kill” and generally seems very sinister. The main gag is they do dramatic things, like have the power go out, providing the dummy with the cover of darkness to carry out a violent act, but these moments play out with a slight reversal where nothing bad actually happens. The dummy’s evil intent is constantly telegraphed but undercut. Who is he, a freaking POLITICIAN? Folks...

Eventually they try to get rid of the dummy but he keeps popping back up, even after going to absurd lengths to make sure that doesn’t happen. When they use a flame thrower to turn him into a pile of ash they also set up a bunch of security cameras so they can monitor his potential re-emergence, but then he parachutes down from the sky. They try to give him to Carl, but it turns out Carl has his own dummy, who repeats the word “die”. The two dummies fall in love. Shake eventually begins using them in a stand-up comedy act, taking advantage of their penchant for magically reappearing. He becomes quite popular.

Meatwad wishes on a shooting star for the dummies to become real boys, and they do! In fact they become grown-ass adult men. Shake is so mad that his meal ticket is gone that he attacks them with an axe and lands himself in jail. The episode ends with the dummies taunting Shake over the phone with their individual “catch-words” after he makes his one phone call to the house. When shake hangs up the dummies become slightly more eloquent, remarking “he hung up”.

I remembered this one fondly, but I don’t remember the last time I actually watched it. It’s a bit one note, and I forgot the beginning scene where Shake reads a rude children’s book to Meatwad. It too much resembles an actual “tWiStEd” children’s book that would actually be sold in stores. I consider this one to be just okay now. I like that they attempted atmosphere at the beginning of it by having it be a dark and stormy night. There’s fun bits, but I wouldn’t call this one remarkable.

The dummies are voiced by Josh Homme, the founder and consistent member of Queens of the Stone Age, and also T-Pain. I think Queens of the Stone Age had an Adult Swim tie-in music video or something like that. Let’s all hope I didn’t/won’t miss it for this blog. T-Pain made many more appearances in various Adult Swim Shows, most memorably as live-action Frylock.

The last thing I’ll mention is that the dummies themselves could be a sly reference to Rudy & Gogo, specifically Redhead Rudy, and his African American friend Jumpin’ J.B. Gogo was their live-action pet goat. They hosted a cartoon show on TNT in the mid-90s made up of old cartoons in the Turner Library. The host segments were shot on a green screen and featured colorful spiral backgrounds. Hey, here’s some of it on YouTube.

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dummyflight101 · 18 days ago

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Common Mistakes to Avoid When Using Dummy Tickets

Dummy flight tickets are a handy tool for visa applications, proof of onward travel, or travel planning. However, using them incorrectly can lead to issues like visa rejections or problems at the airport. To help you avoid these pitfalls, here are some common mistakes to steer clear of when using dummy tickets:

1. Using Fake or Unverified Services

Not all websites offering dummy tickets are reliable. Some may provide fake or invalid tickets that won’t pass airline or visa officer checks. Always use trusted platforms like DummyFlight.com, which generate legitimate-looking dummy tickets that meet requirements.

2. Ignoring Airline or Visa Guidelines

Different airlines and countries have specific rules for proof of travel. For example, some may require the ticket to show a valid PNR (Passenger Name Record) or booking reference. Always double-check the guidelines and ensure your dummy ticket complies.

3. Booking Too Late

Some travelers wait until the last minute to get a dummy ticket, only to realize the service takes time to process. Plan ahead and book your dummy ticket well in advance to avoid unnecessary stress.

4. Assuming Dummy Tickets Are Real Tickets

Dummy tickets are not actual flight bookings—they’re just placeholders. Never confuse them with real tickets, as they won’t allow you to board a flight. Use them only for their intended purpose, like visa applications or proof of travel.

5. Not Checking Ticket Details

Even small errors, like misspelled names or incorrect dates, can lead to issues. Always review your dummy ticket carefully before submitting it for a visa application or showing it to airline staff.

6. Overusing Dummy Tickets

While dummy tickets are useful, relying on them too often (especially for frequent travel) can raise red flags. Use them sparingly and only when absolutely necessary.

7. Ignoring Refund Policies

Some dummy ticket services charge a fee, while others offer free trials or refunds. Before booking, read the terms and conditions to avoid unexpected charges.

Why Choose DummyFlight.com?

For a hassle-free experience, DummyFlight.com is a trusted platform that provides realistic dummy tickets tailored to your needs. Their tickets include valid PNRs and comply with airline and visa requirements, making them a reliable choice for travelers.

By avoiding these common mistakes, you can use dummy tickets effectively and ensure a smooth visa application or travel experience. Always choose a trusted service like DummyFlight.com to get the best results

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dummyticket21 · 25 days ago

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What Exactly is a Dummy Ticket? Everything You Need to Know

Are you a frequent traveler who's tired of dealing with the hassle of visa applications and flight bookings? Look no further than the dummy flight ticket – your ticket to stress-free travel planning! In this blog post, we'll explore everything you need to know about what a dummy ticket is. and how they can make your travel experience a breeze.

Dummy tickets are essentially temporary flight reservations that can be used to show proof of onward travel when applying for a visa or crossing international borders. They are a convenient and cost-effective solution for travelers who are unsure of their exact travel plans or need to secure a visa before booking their actual flights.

2. What is a dummy ticket?

A dummy ticket is a temporary flight reservation or itinerary used primarily for visa application purposes. It shows a planned travel schedule without the need to purchase an actual ticket. Dummy tickets are often obtained from travel agencies, airlines, or specialized online services. They include essential details such as flight dates, times, and destinations, which applicants can present to embassies or consulates to demonstrate their travel plans. These tickets are not paid for and avoid any financial commitment if the visa is not granted.

3. What Are Dummy Tickets Airlines?

A dummy flight ticket is essentially a flight reservation There are generally two categories of airlines: Low-cost carriers (LCC) and Normal airlines. It is not feasible to create a dummy ticket with a low-cost airline, but it is possible with airlines other than LCC. Therefore, airlines other than LCC can also be referred to as dummy ticket airlines. Examples of such airlines include Air India, Qatar Airways, Lufthansa, Air Canada, British Airways, Air France, Emirates, Etihad, KLM Royal Dutch Airline, United Airlines, Singapore Airlines, and more. Some examples of LCCs are Indigo, GoAir, Air Asia, and Air Arabia.

4. Is Dummy Ticket Legal?

Using a dummy flight ticket, which is essentially a flight reservation without purchasing an actual ticket, is generally legal and commonly accepted for visa application purposes. Here are some important points to keep in mind:

1. Visa Application Requirement: Many countries, including those in the Schengen area, require applicants to provide proof of travel plans as part of their visa application. A dummy ticket fulfills this requirement without the applicant having to purchase a non-refundable ticket upfront.

2. Verification: Embassies and consulates may verify the authenticity of the flight reservation provided in the visa application. It's essential that the dummy filght ticket is generated by a reputable source and includes a valid reservation number (PNR) that can be verified with the airline.

3. Legitimacy: As long as the dummy ticket accurately represents the applicant's intended travel plans and is verifiable, it is considered legal. The purpose of the dummy flight ticket is to demonstrate travel intentions, not to deceive authorities.

4. Reputable Sources: It's crucial to obtain a dummy ticket from a reputable provider to ensure it meets the requirements of the visa application and can be verified if necessary.

In summary, using a dummy flight ticket for visa application purposes is legal as long as it accurately represents the applicant's travel plans and can be verified by the embassy or consulate processing the visa application. Always ensure to use reputable sources to avoid complications during the visa process. For reliable and verified dummy tickets, trust AirlineDummyTicket.com—your go-to source for seamless visa applications.

4. Will PNR Show On The Airline Website?

The ticket includes a legitimate PNR that is verifiable on the airline's website. It’s an alpha-numeric six-digit code which is PNR. For verification, you must put your last name and PNR on the airline site.

5. Purpose of a dummy flight ticket

A dummy flight ticket is primarily utilized for visa applications. Many embassies require a flight reservation as part of the visa application process. Other purposes for a dummy flight ticket include: - Demonstrating proof of onward travel or return - Facilitating expedited passport renewal for the US and other countries - Presenting to company HR/Manager for leave and other related matters - Assisting with exit visa procedures in various GCC countries

6. Is It Possible To Get A Dummy Ticket Free?

There are limited websites that offer free online generated flight dummy tickets, but they are not genuine and are considered invalid. Neither airline staff nor visa embassies accept them. At AirlineDummyTicket.com, we are a reliable source of affordable dummy tickets. Our dummy flight tickets are authentic and have a valid PNR. They are accepted by embassies and can be verified on airline websites.

6. Importance of having a dummy ticket for travel arrangements

Having a dummy ticket can provide peace of mind and assurance that your travel plans are in order. It can also help you avoid last-minute hassles or denied boarding situations. Additionally, having a dummy ticket can be a cost-effective solution for those who are unsure of their exact travel dates or need flexibility in their itinerary.

5. Benefits of using a dummy ticket

One of the key benefits of using a dummy flight ticket is the flexibility it offers to travelers. Since dummy flight tickets are not actual bookings, travelers can easily modify or cancel them without incurring any fees. Additionally, flight dummy tickets are often cheaper than purchasing a full-fledged flight ticket, making them a cost-effective solution for budget-conscious travelers.

6. Types of dummy services-

1. Flight Reservation: This type of dummy ticket involves creating a reservation for a flight without actually purchasing the ticket. It provides proof of intended travel dates and itinerary.

2. Hotel Reservation: Sometimes, travelers also create dummy hotel reservations to show proof of accommodation during their intended stay.

3. Travel Itinerary: A comprehensive travel itinerary that includes details such as flight, accommodation bookings, and planned activities can also act as a dummy ticket.

5. Visa Application Purpose: Dummy tickets are often used when applying for visas to demonstrate travel plans and intentions without committing to actual bookings.

6. Travel Agency-Issued Dummy Tickets: Some travel agencies or services specialize in providing dummy flight tickets that meet the requirements of airlines or immigration authorities.

Each type of dummy flight ticket serves the purpose of demonstrating travel plans and intentions without the traveler being committed to actual bookings, facilitating visa applications, or meeting travel requirements effectively.

7. How to obtain a dummy flight ticket

I. Visit AirlineDummyTicket.com for a straightforward homepage that offers easy navigation and clear instructions about their services.

II. Complete the form and click on the "Book now" button,

III. Choose Your Travel Dates

Pick the date you intend to depart from your destination country. This information will assist us in offering you a suitable onward flight ticket that matches your travel itinerary.

IV. Enter your title, first and last name (you can use your last name again if not applicable), nationality, date of birth, and surname. You can add additional passengers before proceeding to the next step.

Next, input your country code, contact number, and email address. Then, simply click on the "Next" button.

V. Please choose one of the following options: "Receive Now" if you want to receive your order within 60 minutes, or "Receive Later" if you prefer to receive your order on a future date. Your ticket will be sent to you by email.

Also, select the purpose for purchasing the dummy flight ticket. You can include a message or comment for us, such as "I want this airline" or any special requests, in the message option.

VI. After completing the form, you’ll be directed to the payment page. Depending on the platform you’re using, you’ll have a few options here for how to make the payment. Common payment methods include PayPal, UPI (Unified Payments Interface), or direct bank transfers. Choose the method that suits you best and follow the steps to complete the payment procedure securely. V. Receive Your Ticket: After your payment is processed, you'll get a booking confirmation. Shortly after, your dummy flight ticket will be delivered to you, typically via email. In most cases, you can expect to receive your ticket as a PDF attachment within 30 to 60 minutes of completing the booking process.

Booking a dummy flight ticket online offers a simple and convenient solution for a range of travel-related needs. Whether it's for visa applications, itinerary planning, or any other purpose, this method allows you to obtain necessary documentation quickly and efficiently.

8. Validity period of an airline dummy ticket

The validity period of an airline dummy ticket can vary depending on the provider. Some are valid for a few days, while others may be valid for a few hours.

9. Cost associated with purchasing an airline dummy ticket

As for the cost associated with purchasing an airline dummy ticket, prices can range anywhere from a few dollars to over a hundred, depending on the provider and the length of validity. It's a small price to pay for peace of mind and hassle-free travel.

10. Legal considerations when using a dummy flight ticket

While dummy flight tickets are generally accepted for visa applications, travelers should be aware of any specific requirements or restrictions imposed by the country they are visiting. Some countries may have strict regulations regarding the use of dummy flight tickets, so it's important to research and confirm the validity of dummy flight tickets before relying on them for travel purposes.

11. Conclusion

Dummy flight tickets are a valuable tool for travelers seeking to streamline their visa application process or demonstrate proof of onward travel. By understanding the purpose, benefits, and legal considerations of dummy flight tickets, travelers can make informed decisions about when and how to use them effectively. So next time you're planning a trip abroad, consider using a dummy flight ticket to simplify your travel arrangements and enjoy a stress-free journey. Safe travels!

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dummytickets · 1 month ago

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Dummy Tickets for Travel Planning: A Smart Traveler's Hack

Travel planning is an art that requires a balance of flexibility, cost management, and meeting specific requirements. One of the tools that seasoned travelers use to navigate this landscape is the dummy flight ticket. Although not as widely discussed as other travel hacks, dummy tickets are invaluable for specific situations like visa applications or uncertain itineraries. This comprehensive guide will explore dummy flight tickets in detail, including their benefits, how to obtain them, practical uses, and the precautions you should take.

What Is a Dummy Ticket?

Let’s know what a dummy ticket is. and why it’s useful, basically A dummy ticket is a temporary flight reservation also known as a flight itinerary, that looks and functions like a real airline ticket but is not an actual ticket. It often includes critical flight details such as the airline name, flight number, departure and arrival times, and the traveler’s name. The key distinction is that it is temporary and does not serve as a confirmed booking.

Dummy flight tickets are primarily used in situations where proof of onward travel is required but the traveler wants to avoid committing to a full-price ticket. These are especially useful for visa applications, as many countries require applicants to demonstrate that they have plans to leave the country after their visit.

Key Features of a Dummy Ticket

Reservation Details: Includes all the details of a legitimate flight booking.

Temporary Validity: Validity Depends on the airline and depends on several factors like travel date, sector, and many more. But generally, it expires within 2 OR 4 days. Dummy tickets have uncertain validity. It totally depends on the airline, it's not in our hands.

Purpose-Built: Designed to fulfill administrative requirements like visa submissions or proof of onward travel.

Why Are Dummy Tickets Popular Among Travelers?

1. Flexibility in Travel Plans

Travel plans can change for numerous reasons, ranging from visa rejections to altered schedules. A dummy flight ticket provides the flexibility to adjust itineraries without incurring hefty cancellation fees.

2. Cost Savings

Purchasing a refundable ticket to meet visa requirements can be expensive. Dummy tickets, often available for a small fee or for free through certain services, provide a cost-effective alternative.

3. Visa Application Requirements

Many embassies and consulates require proof of onward travel as part of the visa application process. Dummy flight tickets fulfill this requirement, ensuring travelers can complete their applications without unnecessary financial strain.

4. Ease of Access

Dummy tickets are relatively easy to obtain, with numerous online services and travel agents offering quick and reliable solutions.

How to Obtain a Dummy Ticket

There are several ways to get a dummy ticket, depending on your budget, time constraints, and the requirements of your travel destination.

Option 1: Airline Reservation Holds

Some airlines allow travelers to hold a flight reservation for a nominal fee or at no cost for a limited period. This is a legitimate way to create a dummy ticket directly from the airline.

Pros: Reliable, verifiable, and often free.

Cons: Limited duration; not all airlines offer this service.

Option 2: Online Dummy Ticket Services

Several online platforms specialize in generating dummy flight tickets for a fee. These services provide a reservation that looks authentic and meets visa requirements. Among the top providers is Dummy-Tickets.com, offering reliable and efficient services for your travel documentation needs.

Why Choose Dummy-Tickets.com?

Known for its user-friendly interface and instant delivery of dummy tickets. Their service is affordable and trustworthy, making the visa application process hassle-free.

Offers 24-hour reservations, perfect for last-minute travelers. With real-time ticket confirmation, it's a popular choice among frequent flyers.

Specializes in providing visa-related travel support, including flight itineraries, hotel bookings, and travel insurance tailored to visa requirements.

Pros:

Quick and convenient services that save time and effort.

Customizable to meet specific visa requirements.

Cons:

Cost varies depending on the provider and service package.

As with any online service, it’s essential to choose trustworthy platforms, which is why we recommend Dummy-Tickets.com for peace of mind.

This platform simplifies your visa application process while ensuring you meet embassy requirements with authentic-looking reservations.

Option 3: Travel Agents

Traditional travel agents can create a temporary booking on your behalf.

Pros: Personalized service and expertise in meeting visa requirements.

Cons: This may involve higher costs or slower processing.

Legal and Ethical Considerations

While dummy flight tickets are widely used and accepted for legitimate purposes, their use comes with certain legal and ethical considerations.

Legality

Dummy flight tickets are generally legal when used for visa applications or proof of onward travel. However, attempting to use them to check in for a flight or board a plane is not allowed and can lead to serious consequences.

Ethical Use

Travelers must use dummy flight tickets responsibly. Their purpose is to meet administrative requirements, not to deceive authorities or bypass regulations. Using a dummy flight ticket beyond its intended purpose can lead to legal and ethical violations.

How Dummy Tickets Are Used in Visa Applications

Schengen Visas

European countries in the Schengen Zone often require applicants to show proof of a return or onward ticket. Dummy tickets are widely accepted by consulates as a valid form of proof.

Other Visas

Countries like Canada, Australia, and Thailand may also request similar documentation. A dummy flight ticket can simplify the process and help travelers avoid unnecessary expenses.

Tips for Visa Applications

Double-check the specific requirements of the consulate or embassy.

Ensure the dummy ticket matches your intended travel dates.

Keep a copy of the reservation for reference during interviews.

Benefits of Dummy Tickets

Risk Reduction: Eliminates the risk of losing money on non-refundable tickets if visa applications are denied.

Time-Saving: Quickly fulfills requirements without extensive planning.

Customizable: Can be tailored to specific needs, such as multi-city itineraries.

Risks and Limitations of Dummy Tickets

Limited Validity

Most dummy flight tickets expire within a few days. If the visa processing takes longer, your visa application may get rejected.

Acceptance Variability

While dummy tickets are commonly accepted, some consulates may prefer a fully paid ticket.

Scams and Fraudulent Providers

Beware of online services offering dummy tickets at suspiciously low prices. These may provide fake documents that cannot be verified, leading to potential visa rejection.

How to Spot a Legitimate Dummy Ticket Provider

Reviews and Ratings: Check customer feedback to ensure the provider is reputable.

Verification Options: Ensure the ticket can be verified through the airline's website.

Transparency: Look for clear terms and conditions.

Dummy Tickets vs. Fake Tickets

It’s crucial to distinguish between a dummy flight ticket and a fake ticket:

Dummy Tickets: Legitimate, verifiable reservations that fulfill administrative requirements.

Fake Tickets: Non-verifiable, Fraudulent documents that attempt to deceive authorities or airlines.

Using fake tickets is illegal and can result in severe penalties, including visa rejection or travel bans.

Tips for Safe and Effective Use of Dummy Tickets

Plan Ahead: Ensure your dummy flight ticket aligns with your travel itinerary and visa processing times.

Use Trusted Services: Only work with reputable providers or airlines to avoid potential issues.

Understand Limitations: Remember that dummy tickets are temporary and should not be used for actual travel.

Real-Life Scenarios Where Dummy Tickets Are Useful

Case Study 1: Backpacker’s Visa Success

A traveler applying for a Schengen visa used a dummy ticket to fulfill the onward travel requirement. The consulate accepted the ticket without any issues, saving the traveler significant money and stress.

Case Study 2: Flexible Travel Planning

A digital nomad planning a multi-city trip used dummy tickets to map out potential itineraries. This approach allowed them to adjust plans as needed without financial penalties.

Conclusion

Dummy flight tickets are a smart, practical tool for travelers who need flexibility, cost savings, and administrative compliance. Whether you’re applying for a visa, exploring travel options, or planning a complex itinerary, dummy flight tickets can simplify the process and help you avoid unnecessary expenses.

However, responsible use is essential. Always verify visa requirements, choose reputable providers, and remember that dummy flight tickets are not substitutes for confirmed bookings when it comes to actual travel. With the right approach, dummy tickets can be an invaluable resource for your travel toolkit.

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dummyticket-travel · 2 months ago

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Dummy Air Ticket for Free

Unlock a seamless visa application process with a dummy air ticket for free! This essential Travel document mimics an actual flight reservation, tailored exclusively for visa application needs. For showcasing a confirmed flight itinerary without the financial burden of purchasing an actual flight ticket, applicants can meet embassy requirements effortlessly. It is very Reliable and cost-effective for visa applicants, dummy tickets streamline travel formalities, saving both time and resources. Choose a genuine and trusted dummy ticket generator to ensure authenticity, as embassies value precision. Embark on your visa journey confidently, knowing this practical travel hack has you covered.

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Also, read this blog on how to book a dummy flight ticket for a Schengen visa

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saintlaurentproblems · 4 months ago

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lowkey still pisses me off tbh cause they’re shitty nosebleed seats and i still paid over $200 each for two

That’s not dynamic pricing dummy 🤣 40 million people signed up for the Canada presale and you think you would be able to score $200 tickets if dynamic pricing was on??? I don’t think you understand what dynamic pricing is

Yeah I was gonna say $200 seems cheap

Concert tickets in general aren’t as cheap as they used to be unless the artist is small

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aptechvisaglobalimmigration · 5 months ago

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Documents Required in Obtaining an Australian Tourist Visa (Subclass 600).

The majority of visits to Australia will require one to seek a Tourist Visa (Subclass 600). Regardless of the purpose of your visit, either business or leisure, the application is very detailed and laborious, starting from the documents to be submitted. Submission of these necessary and complete papers helps you have your application go on without difficulties, even on schedule.

In this article, we will enumerate all documents required for the Australian Tourist Visa (Subclass 600), which specifically requires the Tourist Stream. This guide will make your paperwork easier to organize so that applying for a visa is not a daunting process.

Important Things to Remember before Listing down the Documents

As you read the list below, you need to bear in mind the following:

1. Certified Copies: All the documents have to be certified copies, not the originals.

2. Translating: All the documents which are in a language other than English have to contain accredited English translations.

3. Providing false or misleading information will most probably harm your application and delay its processing.

General Documents for Tourist Streams of the Application

1. Completed Application Form

For Tourist Stream, submit Form 1419

2. Documentation of Identity Photocopies of the two biographical pages from your valid current passport the first and the last page.

Your passport should have six months validity from the date of your intended arrival in Australia

3. Recent Colored Passport Size Photograph

A recent passport-sized photograph size 35 mm x 45 mm.

4. Birth Certificate

Present a birth certificate, or certified copy, to use as an instrument of proving your identity.

5. Proof of Family Ties

You need to provide sufficient and strong connections in your home country such as your assets, Investments, Immediate family members and their dependence on you, and your employment. These factors can be considered strong home ties.

6. Evidence of Having Sufficient Funds

It will be necessary for you to provide documentary evidence that you have sufficient funds to stay in Australia for the period you have applied for. Documentary forms include:

Personal bank statements current/recently issued

Payslips

Copy of audited accounts

Copy of your taxation records

Proof that you have access to a credit card that has a limit large enough to cover your trip (from your bank, etc.)