#dummm good

[dumbpuppycatgirl]

Am pupppy dum pupy feel pupy doggy wraf wraf wrf raf arv wraf wraf raf raf wraf raf wrsf wroof raf rrrraf weaf wraf

[skyward-floored]

*bouncing around piles of laundry with the blorbos* We're here to help! :D

Also, please give HDW Impa a hug for me. And Warriors too, what a thing to find out, oof. O.o

I.... haven't read Brethren in a Cradle >.< But I am sending baby supplies and encouragement to knock out the next chapter! You got this!!

Skyeeee! :D *bounces around with you*

Luckily for you and the blorbos, I’ve finished with the laundry, but you can still hang around if you’d like! Maybe you and the blorbos would like to stick around for dinner, it’s Irish garlic sausage tonight :)

I will pass along the hugs! Things are definitely rough for them... but they get better 😉 And neither of them will say it out loud but they both appreciate the hugs. Especially Link.

HEH no worries about that XD it’s a bit of a long read, I totally get it. And thank you!!! I made some good progress on it today, I’m right at the end! I’m so close!!! :DDDD

[faewrenbird]

Okay, hold up, you know what? Since I’m at it, I also want to talk about the other big Elden Ring twt fandom discourse that makes absolutely zero sense in the context of the game other than the Good/Evil Miquella/Mohg debate, and that’s the Miquella x Radahn debate da da dummm

I want to preface by saying this is neither an anti nor pro miq/rad ship post. On the contrary, it’s a “it doesn’t even make sense to argue about it at all” post

Every time I see discourse or infighting about this topic (and there’s been a lot. Whole twt communities have cannibalized each other over it), I’m again floored that people think it warrants a debate. Like, genuinely and sincerely perplexed, and this is why:

The basis for the discourse relies on the premise that romantic and familial relationships, sex, and societal expectations in the Lands Between, necessarily mirror those things in reality. And…that entire premise is just…completely flawed and has been emphatically disproven by the source material.

Hot take, but I’m actually hard-pressed to believe that the act of sex even exists in the universe.

Here’s what the game tells us. It asserts that romantic love exists through the tale of Radagon and Rennala. It asserts that marriage exists, and that through marital union, children are conceived. This is where the similarities to reality ends. If we only had these facts to go on, the assumption that the mechanics mirror reality would be a reasonable one to make. But then the game goes all over the place and completely overturns our presumptions.

Let’s see, we have marital union that conceives children. Good. Okay, but also marital union between two selves in one body that conceives children… Oh, and also the conception of children that does not come from marital union at all, rather from the rotted battlefields of war between a brother and sister. Hm. We have a woman who sleeps with the dead, but “sleeping with” might not mean sex, oh, and she can also have a union with a corpse in game that conceives a child. Oh, but she also needs you and a bunch of other people to help conceive the child, which can later be placed over/in(?) the womb(?) of its grandmother/grandfather’s combined body, which then reconceives its father.

Can you see where I’m going with this? Depending on what angle you look at the game from, you could say it’s fraught with incest, selfcest, and necrophilia (also whatever the fuck is going on with Count Ymir). But this interpretation lacks soooo much nuance.

The thing of it is that we just don’t know how the demigods work. We don’t know the how, why, or even the if they have sexual relationships with each other in the way we’re familiar with. Your personal interpretation can be whatever you want and you literally cannot be proven wrong (or right!).

So why the hell do entire friendships get broken over whether you think twinkella wanted his brother’s gravity sword? Who knows? Who cares? You can headcanon anything you want.

People being morally performative over it is also just completely bizarre for the same reason. The relationship dynamics are between fictional gods, they literally and physically cannot be held to the same real life morals as you and I. The whole entire thing is the biggest nothingburger discourse of the fandom, and I bet the devs spent no more than five seconds considering that western fandom might be sending death threats over whether or not you like a little spice in your cosmic-god-rot-infested-golden-soup

[trancedhornyslut]

Im such a good bimbo for princess jessica im soooo giggly and horniii an dummm giggles

[hypnopuppytoy]

Imagine if you went to college and decided to be a psych major.

Imagine if I was your professor.

Your papers were never very good, and your test scores were average at best, but every time you made eye contact with me, or your finger brushed mine as you turned in your work, I could feel you were special.

One day, you ask for private tutoring to help get your grades up. Your intentions are pure, and you actually believe you could pass if you just had a little help from your favorite professor.

As I'm tutoring you, however, I decide to share a secret about psychology. One that won't be on the test, but I know you'll benefit from greatly:

Being dumb is so much better.

You're confused at first, but you know how much smarter I am than you, so when I say it again...

Being dumb is so much better.

... you believe me wholeheartedly. The words pulse in your mind for the rest of the tutoring session, and nothing I try to teach you after that sinks in at all. In one ear, out the other, no stops in between. Whenever I ask you if you understand something, I know you're lying when you say you do. You seem to understand less now than you did before.

After that tutoring session, you seem to zone out in class more. I make a point to call on you for questions even when you're not raising your hand so the entire class can hear you mumble your way through the stupidest answer. Everyone laughs at you, but I just smile because I know you're experiencing the best thing a pretty girl like you could: you're being dumb. And being dumb is so much better.

Being dumb is so much better.

Being dumb is so much better.

Being dumb is better.

Being dumb is better.

Being dumb is better.

Be dumb better.

Be dumb better.

Be dumb better.

Dumb

Be dumb.

Be dumb.

Be dumb.

Be dumb.

Dumb

Dumb

Dumb

Dumb

Dum

Dum

Dum

hehehehehe dummm

[lights-at-night]

TUMBLR RATE MY ATTEMPT TO TYPE OUT THE INEFFABLE BREAKUP BY MEMORY

right i think its better if i start of doing all the talking and you do the listening bc if i dont start talking now im never gonna start talking an- wait wait whats that lovely hunan expression. HOLD THAT THOUGHT. eee i have some excellent news for you dear boy so uh hrhekdnjsnd the metatron i uh well you see i think hes not i think i might have misjudged him a bit *crowley noise* so so he asked me who i thought sjoukd take over in heaven now that. well now that gabriels. and i said “michael?” and he said “theres only one person who makes even the slightest big of sense! abd thats you!” “me??” “well yees youre a leader, reliable, you dont just tell people what they want to hear,” so so he said i could come back to heaven and i could appoint youu to be an angel again! itll be just like the old times ,, only even nicer!! right. and you told him just where he could stick it. …not at all!/if im in charge,.,i can make a difference! oh no no no were better than that youre better than that angel hell comes to me asking and i said no?? well of course you said no., youre the bad guys right. i didnt get to say what i wanted to sya so. weve known each other a long time you and i. were a team. a group. a group of the two of us. and weve spent our lives pretending we arent. and i would like to spend-hrncksjfjbdj-and i would like to spend that not pretending anymore. we can. go off together, alpha centauri. we dont need heaven we dont need hell theyre toxic! you and me. what do you say. crowley. come to heaven! ill run it you can be my second in command! work with me! we can be together! angels! doing good! i dont think you understand what im offering you. i understand. i think i understand a whole lot better that you do. good luck. cr c crowley. you cant jus-dkejdjxs-sputtering listen. do you hear that i dOnt hear anything!!! thats the point. no nightingales. you idiot. we could have been. us *dumm dummm dum DUMMMMMM DUMMMMMM DUM DUM DUMMMM dududududuuu* i forgive you dont bother. *du duuu du du du duuu duuuuuuuu*

[ask-the-determined-river]

[ * Waterfall seems to be quiet for a while recently. No passengers. No shenanigans. Maybe a stroll through the solid land may do some good for the legs. See what the latest trends are with shops. ] FUN VALUE 97

River Person hums to themselves as they park and step off their boat and begin walking.

"La la... la de dummm... ,"

[zumpietoo]

Oh Myyyyy.....Snorty Iz Dummm

Okay, “JUST” three years??? Duuuuddddeee, it’s a show that had seven seasons.....that’s a success by ANY metric, especially now (friendly reminder, Succession is ending after 4 seasons) with most shows being luck to film 20 eps in their entirety.....

And I do say this as somebody who thinks this ep is pure and utter crap.....and other than the mystery (that we already know to be Old Man McMilkett) and the precious little we get of Jabi, it’s painfully pointless and boring, too. 

Plus, duuuddeee....actually? Most shows that have a full final season suck ass. It’s precisely why I’m mystified they were given 20 eps to wrap shit up, because, per usual, fucking dick is happening. 

Plus it cracks me up this is coming from somebody who stopped watching in earlyish season TWO...

No “legit entertainment journalists” (that’s not even a thing, dude!) EVER covered the show.....and, again, straight off a cliff...for SEVEN SEASONS....

It’s abundantly clear neither of you remotely know how ANY of this works, but I’m also wondering if, perhaps, you even have ever actually watched the show? 

Ooohhhh....nobody on reddit is into it? Dude, that sub was shit back in season ONE.....(oh and guess you went to check it out after Buttwind’s post that I’ll be dragging?).....also, again, so fucking what? It’s cancelled and ending....

While I agree, this is a plotless, pointless mess.....have you read your Judith Krantz wannabe fics? Or am I “supposed to enjoy”, endless droing about what flowers Vermin looked at for 2 seconds?

Ummm....I think Pinkles and Barfies ARE happy, cuz it’s legit like a porno now, minus the actual good stuff and that’s all they ever wanted, anyway....and, actually? They’re all very consistent to their characterizations----excepting Pussy, they’re all assholes, just as they’ve always been.

Again, like I said.....bad porno, minus the good stuff. And if you actually LIKED Jughead, you’d recognize he IS carrying the plot...

Oh sweet jeebus, Snorty, redeem it for what????? Oh right, you meant, “give me mah jizzy fanfic on screen”.....whelp, nope.

BTW, no, ND is not and they only got a scant 3 and a half seasons----and since going fullbore supernatural, nothing served any purpose, ever again.....yes, there are still amusing moments, yes I will watch it. But it is farrrr removed from the work of genius you pretend it is. 

And I’d still rather see Nancy and NedNick as endgame over Nace (and I like Ace, but Nancy and NedNick were better)

Ummm......it’s been SEVEN SEASONS.....there was nothing remotely “so fast” about ANY of this.....

Plus, fun fact? The show just isn’t all that....

And “something must’ve happened”??? Do you mean Cole dumped PP’s skanky ass? Cuz that’s what ended jizzy once and for all. However, the show was a hot mess waaayyyy before that....

[catboy-dummy]

Ggodd m so drrippy n dddummd n ffumdnk

Leaking so much ccant take ccant stop groping and rubbing nfmfn

[peachy-sxnrise]

the dum dum-dum dummm, dum dum-dum dummmm in the chorus it's SO GOOD wtf

sometimes you realise just WHAT a masterpiece the most "basic" TS songs are. wdym I'm getting emotional about 22's bass line

[bespin-clouds]

I’ve just posted the Epilogue for my Obidala fic!! ☆ Excerpt:

“Your kindness knows no bounds,” he told her earnestly, again amazed by the endless capacity his wife had to help others.

Obi-Wan touched her cheek and leaned in for a kiss, but Junie was now vying for his attention, reaching out her chubby limbs towards him. Picking her up easily, he placed her against his chest. She wriggled and stared about, watching the distant speeders with fascination.

“This place has a good feeling about it,” he said. “What do you think?”

Padmé nodded, pressing her cheek against his shoulder. “It feels right.”

The real estate droid floated onto the balcony to join them. “How are we finding this property?”

“It’s lovely,” Padmé replied.

“You have still only viewed eighty-nine percent of the complex. The master suite comes with a stunning walk-in wardrobe, if you would like to see it, please follow me.”

Padmé was gone in an instant, following the droid back into the room. Chuckling to himself, he adjusted his daughter in his arms and she watched him with round eyes.

“Your mother likes her clothes, doesn’t she?”

Junie stared at him a little longer, then smiled, shyly bringing her hand to her mouth to chew it.

“What do you think of this place young one?”

He stretched out with the Force, seeking their bond. Junie’s mind was fuzzy and unintelligible, but he could sense her emotions. His daughter seemed very happy being held in his arms. Obi-Wan started to feel more and more certain that this was perfect for their new home.

“Well, if you’re happy then I’m happy.”

“Baa.”

“Let’s go tell your mother that we’ve reached a decision.”

“Da… dummm!”

☆

Fandom: Star Wars  Pairing:  Obidala (Obi-Wan x Padmé) Rating: K Length: 3100 Progress: Complete 

Summary: AU set after ROTS. Obi-Wan, Padme and the new-born twins hide on a remote planet from Vader, who believes them dead. 9 years later, Obi-Wan and Padme’s friendship has turned into a deep love and they are expecting a baby together. An unexpected turn of events removes the parents from their children, and they must race to reunite before the Empire, and Vader, could tear them apart forever.

✦  ao3  ✦  ff  ✦ 

[l1ttlep4wn]

imm do happy daddu is back he he uwu daddy make me better i cum so fasy with hikm me good girl hehe uwu dadydy makes me such a good dummmb dumb dukmn dumb dummm dunmk dumb

[elleaveryblog]

***Lost That Lovin' Feelin' & And A Lil Somethin' About FUCK***

Whoa-oh-whoa-oahhh-whoa... You've lost that lovin' feeeeelin' whoa-oh that lovin' feeeelin'..you've lost that lovin' feelin'..now it's gone, gone, gone...whoa-oh-whoa- oahhh-whoa..buh-dum-buh-dum-buh-dummm...yada yada fuckin' yada!

I've been single long enough that this exerpted portion of a song, has become my theme song! It's pathetic and hilarious to me...but shameless none the less.. =P

I've chosen this because a month ago I was sad and going through the whole 'whoe is me' phase of being single, alone, yada yada.. ~After that was about a week of sexual hunger, fearing I'd never survive not being able to kiss, cuddle, and make love to another person...even just be close to someone...we've all been through it! Though it feels pretty lonely and as if 'everyone' else has someone, doesn't it?!?

Once I got past that..I felt stronger and more intune with myself...and no I don't mean I relished in masterbation! Hahaha! I mean, being alone, as in single...you are left to get to know yourself better...keep yourself company and expand your personality as it suits you...being there's not the other person to entertain you.. you are left to take over yourself and make life interesting! ..I've thrown myself into my creative hobbies and talents, obviously one being this online diary...which I love and I'm sooo grateful it's available to me, and free..as I'm broke! It can be a true trial of strength and especially during that vulnerable stage of sexual hunger, as I call it, old flames and the general hottie population become a part of your fantasies...I found myself considering what I'd never have thought a good idea in a more stable set of mind...I maintained, though I flirted wildly, my diginity...not that the guys and girls I had in mind were no good for me, just that I knew it'd be something I didn't really need to deal with at the time...yada yada yada...I need this time alone to sort my life out here...get everything settled and be stable in life again..

So, I've lost that lovin' feelin'...my mind is on accomplishments...not lusting after my next cuddle-buddy or erotic love-slave...hahaha.. There's always a loop hole for my much needed pleasure...this girl's got quite the hunger for the lovin' feelin'...

Speaking of fucking, here's a little grammar and history lesson on the word FUCK (looked up on www.dictionary.com)... enjoy the brain food and g’night.. 

FUCK

2 entries found for fuck. fuck ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fk) Vulgar Slang v. fucked, fuck·ing, fucks v. tr. To have sexual intercourse with. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

v. intr. To engage in sexual intercourse. To act wastefully or foolishly. To interfere; meddle. Often used with 'with'.

n. An act of sexual intercourse. A partner in sexual intercourse. A despised person. Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?

interj. Used to express extreme displeasure.

Phrasal Verbs: fuck off Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal. To spend time idly. To masturbate. fuck over To treat unfairly; take advantage of. fuck up To make a mistake; bungle something. To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly. To cause to be intoxicated.

------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- [Middle English, attested in pseudo-Latin fuccant, (they) fuck, deciphered from gxddbov.] Word History: The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, “Flen flyys,” from the first words of its opening line, “Flen, flyys, and freris,” that is, “fleas, flies, and friars.” The line that contains fuck reads “Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk.” The Latin words “Non sunt in coeli, quia,” mean “they [the friars] are not in heaven, since.” The code “gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk” is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields “fvccant [a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli.” The whole thus reads in translation: “They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge].”

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. [Buy it]

fuck

n : slang terms for sexual intercourse [syn: fucking, screw, screwing, ass, piece of ass, roll in the hay, shag] v : have sexual intercourse with; "This student sleeps with everyone in her dorm"; "Adam knew Eve" (know is archaic); "Were you ever intimate with this man?" [syn: love, make out, make love, sleep with, get laid, have sex, know, do it, be intimate, have intercourse, have it away, have it off, screw, jazz, eff, hump, lie with, bed, have a go at it, bang, get it on, bonk]

Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University

[quietestrose]

illl fukk u dogggy ill thhrst my need wet pyssy on uuu fujk i feeo so dummm droolon ob myhandz soital so prtyyyycant thibk just edge like a good gorll mmmmm

im a soit for sourals om a slut for spirals om a slut for spirals o meed yo efhe i need yo edhe fikkkk im rubbin so fast aaaa why am i so hirnyyy i wamna ne a hoodgirl

Wqtxhed it on looooop so so good i wanna drop ans bz mundless and drool on mt pillow while somzlnzs fjcning me doggy

[our-family]

"L-looking— hh— good." He ran a hand over the purple curtain, then turned his attention back to the fox. "Y-you know, you were my f-ff-favorite?"

  Aye, ole Foxy remembers ye.

  Foxy remembered every child, no matter the age or how limited their interaction might have been. Just by looking at the mess of what the fox had become, no one would guess how well his hard drive held up. His memory, specifically. Despite all of the odd quirks that made maintaining him pure hell, Foxy could at least be trusted to remember everything, even if the strength would never come to benefit the Fazbear staff members.

  And oh boy, did he remember this one. Perhaps the others wouldn’t recognize him even during the day, but during the calm before the storm. With the chance to see and hear him up close, even in this twisted, corpse-y form... Foxy recognized him. Michael had left an impression on all of them in many different ways. For the old pirate, the distant - yet clear - image of lil first mate Mikey and his honorary foxy mask was still the most outspoken memory file in his systems.

  The animatronic was glad for this vastly unexpected visit, if only for the rush of old memories that came flooding back. Foxy focused exclusively on the pleasant ones, letting the fond memories warm his inner circuits. Only pleasant memories and children could make the gruffest animatronic feel strangely warm. Though as far as the human could see or hear, the pile of scrap that once made up Foxy wasn't moving. At least, not before midnight...

  The old seafox had certainly seen better days. Bright red and orange colors on the upper half of his suit dulled horrendously, while the bottom half of his suit was completely missing. Wires hung loose from his exposed torso, his left ear was missing entirely, and the eye beneath his eye patch was actually missing. Unnervingly, the least damaged part of him seemed to be the jaw. Foxy's hook - which was currently embedded into the ground - looked red rusted.

  All of his pointed teeth could be accounted for, and the only real issue with his snout was a single missing nail. That one missing nail made his jaw look crooked. And loose.

  Abruptly, the jaw had dropped down, and a garbled static echoed somewhere from Foxy's chest. The whole animatronic seemed to shake ever so slightly, and then -

 "Da da dum dum dum! Da dum dum dummm, deedolee dum dum ~ "

[dummyprincess]

ooo fuckk ummm so good good ooo fun and fun andd dummm