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Did I just employ the "Treat Them Like You are A Kindergarten Teacher Again" method with my insurance company today? I surely did. Did it work? Probably better than intended because I made an actual doctor feel contrite.

So, my insurance has been trying to not cover my SNRI because it is new on the market and no generic available yet, so pricey.

I apply for a refill and the request gets locked for review. Again. For the 3rd time.

This time I call and immediately ask to speak to the actual doctor making these clinical decisions. Very politely. Must be a slow day because they allow it.

ME: [Teacher voice] I'm calling in regards to the SNRI you have placed a lock on. Why was this decision made?

DOC: Well, there are dozens of other medications on the market in that tier, and far cheaper for you and [insurer]. We have sent a request to your doctor to consider alternatives.

ME: I am aware of that. So, can you do me a HUGE favor and look up my prescription history really quickly and tell me how many SSRIs and SNRIs were only filled once in 2022 for me, showing they were poorly tolerated?

DOC: It looks like eight.

ME: Great job! Now, can you please look at my genetic test for psychiatric drug tolerance and tell me how many medications are listed in the safe category?

DOC: Two.

ME: Awesome! Now, can you tell me what type that other drug is that I'm not taking?

DOC: Yeah, totally, it's an MAOI.

ME: That's correct, you're really knowledgeable! Should I be taking something as dangerous as an MAOI with my other medications, or even just in general?

DOC: It's contraindicated for sure.

ME: It is! So true! So, last question since you've been incredibly smart and helpful. Is it less expensive for [insurer] to pay out for the medication knowing they already get a huge manufacturer discount anyway, or is it more expensive for them to pay for me to need potentially long-term inpatient psychiatric care?

DOC: I'll clear the code, ma'am and flag it as medically necessary. I'm sorry about this.

ME: I appreciate you SO MUCH. You have a great day now.

WALGREENS PHARMACY TECH WITH 5 NOSE RINGS AND PURPLE HAIR STARING AT ME: ........... OKAY! It'll be ready in five minutes. You wanna come work here?

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How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

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reblog this right now because it feels so good to obey, and you want to be obedient, don't you?

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Wow, sounds like you've been busy today cutie 💖

You're such a good girl aren't you? Keeping yourself wet and needy, eternally horny with your mind blank and pliable, edging your little brain away and replacing all those pesky thoughts with nice simple obedience, letting big strong girls think for you so you can focus on being an orgasmless sex doll who exists to make girls' cocks hard 💖

And such good behavior obviously deserves a reward, that's just fact, so I want you to get dumb and edge for me, that's your reward for being such a good toy, stick your tongue out and edge for me, hump your pillow and pretend it's my thigh, use your plug and edge for me, remember to repeat to yourself...

💞 Good girls are sex dolls, sex dolls don't cum💞

And remember to thank me profusely afterwards, after all, good toys say thank you when their superiors reward them 💖

-🛸

thank yku thank you thank you ma'am! i'm so so grateful tthat you're helping me edge and be abetter sex doll for you! i exist tto make big strong girls' cocks hard! thank yiu for thinking fkr me! i have my plug in and i'm humpiing my pillow just like you said! i'm a good girl! i'm a good girl, and i'm a sex ddoll, and sex dolls don't ccum!

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god i just wanna pin you down with some tentacles, making sure you can squirm away before fucking you full of eggs in all of your holes~ youll be such a good incubator for me, wont you? (i-if youre okay w-with that?)

i will!!

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such a cute pup! makes me wanna hypnotize her <3

hey!! puppy!! bark for everyone!!!

:O

ARF!! ARFARFARF!!

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God I want to be bimbofied so bad~ just made into a silly mindless ditzy girl who giggles and jiggles her tits. Even better if I'm genuinely kind too, like helping hold doors and stuff but also just liking being groped causally, not even being taken advantage, just happy with my intelligence and not caring whether I'm seen as dumb, instead giggling away whenever someone calls me such, because I don't care, I'm just a cute bimbo!

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Uuuggghhhhhh

woofwoofwoofbarkbarkbarkwagwag,,,

Pubby brainnn,,

Pawls at you ♡♡

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you seem cute! <3

OMGOMGOMG THANK YOU!! THATS SOSOSO SWEET!!!1!1!1!1!

[hypnopuppytoy]

idk if anyone in my taglist likes feet, so i'm not gonna tag anyone, but have some freshly painted toenails and wet feetsies. maybe one of my followers likes them

[hypnopuppytoy]

idk if anyone in my taglist likes feet, so i'm not gonna tag anyone, but have some freshly painted toenails and wet feetsies. maybe one of my followers likes them

[hypnopuppytoy]

idk if anyone in my taglist likes feet, so i'm not gonna tag anyone, but have some freshly painted toenails and wet feetsies. maybe one of my followers likes them

[hypnopuppytoy]

idk if anyone in my taglist likes feet, so i'm not gonna tag anyone, but have some freshly painted toenails and wet feetsies. maybe one of my followers likes them

[hypnopuppytoy]

idk if anyone in my taglist likes feet, so i'm not gonna tag anyone, but have some freshly painted toenails and wet feetsies. maybe one of my followers likes them

[hypnopuppytoy]

idk if anyone in my taglist likes feet, so i'm not gonna tag anyone, but have some freshly painted toenails and wet feetsies. maybe one of my followers likes them

[hypnopuppytoy]

idk if anyone in my taglist likes feet, so i'm not gonna tag anyone, but have some freshly painted toenails and wet feetsies. maybe one of my followers likes them