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fuck yeah !!!!!!!!!

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Minister Madlener -die niets te zeggen heeft over treinen- vindt dat treinen minder effectief zijn dan zijn idee: electrische vliegtuigen die nog niet bestaan.

Madleners collega Jansen van dezelfde partij lag recent nog onder vuur voor het ontbreken van enige vooruitgang in belangrijke spoorprojecten

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heartbreaking: your computer monitor has given the ghost haunting your residence a case of "the ick"

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This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

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King of the table

(via)

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I think about Matti every day

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Say cheese! @fraternum-momentum

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Masturbating to porn a mutual sends always hits different. Like okay I know you see us in this hehe🤭🥰

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I just thought of a great comedy act between a magician and a random audience member, in which the random audience member perfectly predicts the magicians tricks down to the most minute detail.

"Pick a card any card!" The audience member picks one of the splayed out cards in the magicians hands and looks at it "Now do not reveal this card to me, I shall now pull your card from the de-" The audience member tucks the card in his pocket and says "You are going to pull out a king of spades, wave your hand and the card will become the card in my pocket." "I-What???" "You are going to pull out a king of spades and turn it into the card that rests in my pocket." "... One moment" The magician shuffles the deck and then pulls out the top card, revealing it to be the king of spades. "What!?" He pulls out another card, which also happens to be a king of spades "What the!? I swear I just bought this deck!" He continues flipping through the cards, they are all kings of spades eventually he gets fed up and calls another audience member to pick a card from the deck The audience member pulls out a 7 of diamonds "WHAT!?" The magician pulls out another card. It's a king of spades. "You know what? Fine! Is this your card?" He holds up the card to the first audience member "No." "How about now?" He flips his hand over the card and it turns from a king of spades to a queen of hearts. "Yes, that is my card" The first audience member takes the card out of his pocket and shows it to the relieved magician "And this is yours!" The audience member reaches behind the magicians ear and pulls out a king of spades, tucking it in the magicians pocket. "WHAT!?!? Wha-hu-HOW!?!?" "You of all people should know magician never reveals his secrets." The audience member waves his hand and a tophat appears in it, surprising the magician. In a flash of light the audience member is now wearing a well tailored suit, and has a fancy cane that you could swear wasn't there before "Now shall I show you some real magic tricks?"

Seems like a great way to start a magic show.

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i made your favorite dish. i made you something you’ve never tried before. i love you. i spent twenty minutes chopping. my grandmother made this for me when i was little. i made this dairy free for you. i love you. i want to eat together. the onions made me cry. i love you. i learned this recipe for you. i love you. i made this special for your birthday. i love you. i know you don’t like peppers. i love you. i love you. i love you.

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