Im totally NOT a cat and a dog and a girl in a trenchcoat. nope. (24 she/it; pet play very fun :3) (profile picture by @masmadman)
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No copypasta has ever ruined my life as comprehensively as Hell Fuck Castle. I write tabletop RPGs, and now every time I read a lore blurb about an ancient ruined kingdom where everything was cool until the last ruler fucked it up, my brain whispers "King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing".
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Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.
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Book I found in the used bookstore where I work. The whole thing looks like this and I have no idea what it’s supposed to be as there’s no clear title either.
This is a problem as it’s in the “to be shelved” pile and I’m the one who’s supposed to figure out where to shelve it.
Okay, it looks like it’s the script for some kind of performance or ceremony? But heavily abbreviated. Like it’s assumed the participants already know the words and just need this as a reminder, like “the next word starts with b… oh right”.
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Airy has no business being this cute
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So, I've been avoiding politics, but I just learned that the house voted that the remainder of the 119th congress is one day. It's just one day. There's no more day, it's only today. This year? One day. Next year? SAME DAY. Tomorrow is 2 years away. Okay.
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m1=138.7 m2=74.3 m3=135.4 (solar masses) v1x=-1.558 v1y=-0.056 v2x=1.018 v2y=-5.619 v3x=2.49 v3y=-0.446 (km/s) x1=4.0 y1=9.0 x2=28.0 y2=-5.0 x3=13.0 y3=-33.0 (AU from center) Music: Ballad with Modulations – Bourquenez
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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
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margaritaville, the song, and margaritaville, the restaurant and resort empire, fascinate me because the former seems to warn against the lifestyle that the latter perpetuates
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kathy griffin: my life on the d-list (2005-2010)
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