#dumbname

[callmebliss]

Just saw a post about That Submersible that included “OceanGate(dumbname)” and of course now I can only think of this sitch as OceanGategate

[royalsandchill]

“Before SussexRoyal, came the idea of 'Arche'...”

Why not start with that then? It’s the same as the security thing, once they found out they couldn’t have Thing A they say it wasn’t the initial thing they wanted and instead wanted Thing B. If the initial idea was to use something with ‘arche’ then why did they copyright every SussexRoyal thing that they could think of? And then pull the copyright after they were told decided not to use SussexRoyal? 

And, just because I noticed it during my little bit of research, “source of action” is part of the first sentence in the entry for ‘arche’ on Wikipedia, verbatim. When you look it up dictionary sources they all define ‘arche’ as begging or primal. They chose to use “source of action” because it fits their brand. 

I can spot crap like that from a mile away because I use the same tactic all the time when I need to explain why I chose a piece of art beyond “I just thought it looked cool.” 

[geekgyrl]

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[viiscariaa]

Me, internally crying: p-plelase body block when you save me so I have time to shovel plese

[hufflepuff-bug]

Ah yes, All Might

Or as @mynasiya calls him, Deflated Raisin Naruto

[yabookrevu]

Breaking Dawn - Stephenie Meyer (in which I finally fully lose it)

I am putting on my calmest mental voice. I am remembering that I made a choice to do this. I am refusing to blame myself for anything. I'm not going crazy. Probably.

I re-read Breaking Dawn, along with the rest of the Twilight series, to prepare for reading Midnight Sun. There's more of an explanation in my Twilight post for why, but it doesn't really matter. I did it, it's done, and now I get to talk about it, shouting into the void of the internet about the nonsense we have all endured. Spoilers a-plenty, if you haven't already read the book. Only a masochist would.

Bella finally gets boned down. It is awkward, not for either of the participants of said boning, but for the reader. Bella manages not to die, but does get bruised up by Edward's passionate lovemaking. To which I say, he warned you, madam. You're lucky your head didn't pop off mid-coitus and roll out onto the beach. Bella is totally cool with their little bit of unplanned S&M, Edward thinks he's a monster. At this point, that could be the summary of the entire series. Sad sack emo boi.

Oh yeah, Jacob has OPINIONS about B&E having sex on their honeymoon. They are not positive feelings. He almost squeezes Bella's arm off when he finds out. She is less okay with this bit of bruising. But still, she's more upset that she hurt Jacob's ~feelings~ than that he hurt her arm. What a shock.

Edward and Bella somehow produce a vampire baby. Never mind that the sperm of a dead man would be dead as well (or that he probably wouldn't even be able to get an erection), because I'm straight up not touching the mechanics of vampire sex with a ten-foot pole. Many others have done so, notably in the form of fan-fic, so I'm just gonna leave that alone.

Edward wants to remove the little presumably monster baby, Bella says no. It's very important that you know she's pro-life, guys! Monster baby is too strong and keeps breaking Bella's bones. She is, of course, totally cool with that. This is what gets me... babies don't actually HAVE to stay in the womb for the whole time. When the baby was big enough, why didn't they just safely c-section that sucker? Like yeah, it was growing at a strange rate, but they can all do math. They can figure out when the baby is the size at which it would have developed working lungs and stuff. Especially when it's sending out its little love thoughts into the world. That means its brain is working. Carve that ho out.

But no. For some reason (lazy storytelling), the baby had to stay in until it could rip itself out like the chestburster from Alien.

Bella explodes, dies, becomes a vampire. Jacob feels a need to comment mentally on Bella's naked, broken body. Everyone in this book sucks.

Bella names her baby the dumbest fucking name ever, closely followed by what she intended to name the baby if it came out as a boy (Charlisle? I can't remember, and I refuse to open the book again). Jacob imprints on baby dumbname.

Look, a lot of people are severely creeped out by an adult imprinting on a baby. This is one of the rare times that I think smeyer laid enough groundwork earlier on that the audience DOESN'T have to take it as creepy. Weird, sure. Heavy-handed? Obviously. Not necessarily creepy.

Bella and Edward do some more boning. Bella is apparently the best baby vampire that ever was. Baby dumbname grows too fast and has magic powers.

Seth is the only acceptable character in this book, and I will not be taking comments on that.

We meet lots of other vampires. They are mostly strange, some seem chill. I skimmed over a lot of their names, so I didn't really have any attachment to them. The book (helpfully?) includes a list of their names, but with no other information than where they came from. I didn't care.

There is a final "fight" in which no one fights. The movie version was a lot more entertaining. We learn that baby dumbname isn't going to grow old and die immediately. Shame.

The book ends, and everyone is happy, except me. I became much more bitter over the reading of this series. I remain bitter as I write this. Just... if anyone knows a GOOD vampire book, let me know. Recommend something. I need a palate cleanser.

[aderbywithscurvy]

You know what day it is.

[jvsvnpvtvrtvdd]

They want Lena Dumbnam to be in charge of the Batgirl movie

[kristachu]

Legally change your name for me.

[deltaruminations]

ive thought about changing my pfp to something more gastery to reflect the shift in my blog’s content but i simply cannot say goodbye to the Ralsei Nose Boop. are you kidding me. two ralseis and a dad is more blorbo to me than dr. dingbats dumbname could ever hope to be. they are my family

[whea]

APOLLO ILY

ILY TOO I HOPE YOU LIKE MY NAME IT TOOK ME TOO FUCKING LONG TO DECIDE ON

[tatyasena]

Can there be a more unfortunate name for a kids company? No relation to orange goon, apparently. #toptrumps #horriblename #dumbnames #nothankyou #badluck

[lastnamephotography]

FUNGUS POKEMON I CHOOSE YOU! (that’s how it works right?)

[flanneljammies]

Choochooshoeshoot — Playland (2012)

Ok, let's get this out of the way: Choochooshoeshoot is really a shitty name. Moving on... CCSS is from Nantes, France (yes, more excellent noiserock from France?!?!) and are absolutely ferocious if not wholly original — the band treads the well-worn path established by Chicago giants like The Jesus Lizard. A female singer messes with the formula a bit but that's not entirely new either. In fact, singer Caroline Blanchet sounds an awful lot like Made Out Of Babies's Julie Christmas, though she also adopts some junky-chic moves reminiscent of some of Thalia Zadek's work in Live Skull. None of this is meant as a criticism: if you're picking up the names I'm dropping, you'll like this. Behind Blanchet's world-weary-yet-pissed-off delivery (all in English BTW), the rest of the band churns out complex turn-on-a-dime abrasion only slowing down occasionally to lay out some weirdo dissonance. The songs have a curious effect on me though... As a long-time noise-rock aficionado, it's rare when a record can leave me feeling unsettled and uneasy. Playland does just that. Powerful stuff. Released: 2012 on Kythibong, Rejuvenation Records, and Collectif A tant rêver du Roi. - This post originally appeared on ToEleven.

Playland by ChooChooShoeShoot

[vvarvvorldlundin]

#tigersjaw #codeorange #selfdefensefamily #dumbname split

[thecacutsqueen-blog]

do it myself. #essie #dumbname