#he is NOT my blorbo he is just a guy i found sopping wet in the trash. i took a little pity on him and now he won’t leave me alone.

[deltaruminations]

ive thought about changing my pfp to something more gastery to reflect the shift in my blog’s content but i simply cannot say goodbye to the Ralsei Nose Boop. are you kidding me. two ralseis and a dad is more blorbo to me than dr. dingbats dumbname could ever hope to be. they are my family

[thousand-winters]

Dear pal I hope you & the cats are doing well! 💖 For the blorbo bingo how about Darius for you too haha! And if you want Izutsumi from dungeon meshi and Teruhashi from tdlosk (I haven't seen tdlosk yet but I know your takes will be good 👍)

Hello, friend!!! 💖 The cats are being very rowdy lately, but that means they're doing good haha.

Now...

Darius

I love this man so much it ain't even funny. Beautifully designed, I don't call people/characters "hot" often, but he's the exception to my rules, just look at him, he's so hot ahahaha. Beautiful man all around, I'm very normal about the fanart of him.

I'm feral about him, as you already know ahaha. He needs so much therapy, honestly, and I'm both still upset we didn't get the planned amount of screentime for him and somewhat grateful we still got so much of him since it makes for such a fun time exploring the possibilities with him.

Darius Deamonne, you will always have a place in my heart for as long as I breathe.

Izutsumi

My friend told me I would like her before I even started watching so I was SO excited to get to her and she did not disappoint.

I think I'm probably yet to know more in depth about her since I have been spoiled a bit about the manga events but I haven't taken it up yet, whoops. I'm a bit bad keeping up with manga but I fully intend to at some point.

In any case she's really so fun. I love how the way in which she acts and reacts isn't just that she's partially a cat and very much acts like it haha, she just seems to have a lot going on as well, which doesn't really help with the trust issues all around. She's wet, sad and pathetic in the way all cats are and I love that about her.

She's probably not getting that much of a peaceful time all things considered but I'm rooting for her. If you didn't want to get incorporated into the found family, Izutsumi, you should have murdered them before eating their food.

Teruhashi

Oh, Teruhashi, nobody gets you like I do (well, certainly not the haters at least).

I can't even say I disliked her at first because she was so funny to me. Girlie shows up onscreen for the first time and goes "yes, I'm the specialest girl on Earth", what's not to like? She's just really fun and she's right, which makes it even better.

I didn't mark it and now I'm regretting it but she's a bit of a sopping wet cat too sometimes lmao. Sobbing wailing losing it over her crush. This is so clearly the first time this happens to her and it's so fucking funny but also very compelling. Girl who is used to being in control of how she uses the way in which she's perceived is confronted with an autistic guy who doesn't emote and she can't read him. Rip.

Honestly her situation is so horrific once you look past the comedy aspect tho, which is the case for most of these characters so I think she needs comfort, lots of therapy and a good support system. She's halfway through that with her friends group at least but she's sooo gonna crash once she has some realizations about her life.

I love her so much, people who hate her can't see the vision but she's perfect in all the ways that matter.

Thanks for the ask!!! From this ask game

[cindytoast404]

as per request by @anfroginous i am HERE TO RAMBLE ABOUT MY BLORBOS

so uh basically when i disappeared off of tumblr for like. two months i was NOT in fact dead but i was writing!!! got way too overly invested in a story i'd been cooking up mentally for over a year and decided fuck it, let's just see how this turns out.

and so, i ended up with over 100k words and a very dysfunctional found family accidentally starting a rebellion as they try to stop an eldritch horror.

(i'm just going to ramble about the pov characters bc it's late and sgjdfhsdkds words are failing me)

meredith: the central character!! she's an aroace bartender in her mid-to-late twenties. after a pretty rough childhood, she managed to get emancipated from her parents, and when they died in a car accident over a year later, she fought for custody over her younger siblings, allowing the three of them to stay together. an empath on her mother's side, she has a chronic fear of loneliness and surrounds herself with loud noises and the people she loves as much as she can <3

fynn: actually had a well-adjusted childhood! he's half-siren, and he and meredith met in their teens (they quickly became friends due to meredith's ability to pick up on his bullshit and call him out for it every time). bi king, theater kid, bit of a bastard. fell hopelessly in love with the biggest loser in the kingdom.

kiran (biggest loser in the kingdom): if fynn's the most well-adjusted of these three, kiran is the least. effectively raised as a child soldier in a cult, unknowingly as a vessel to an ancient deity. my guy is... going through it, and the sopping wet cat energy is something i am trying to make seep through every page of this damn thing. he gloats about fighting people and then immediately fails every fight he's ever been in. i love him.

[crimsun-n-clover]

psychiatrist gave me a new sleep aim to ward off the batshit violent nightmares of everyone i love dying

thanks i guess

i went out of town with my mom today. drove a little over an hour to a major city to walk around the shops and little gimmicky places. got some dnd shit from a nerd store while mom stared at the miniatures with apprehension (“stevie do you really need these” “yeah they go on the board and are good for battles” “you said yourself that your players suck” “okay MAYBE it’s for me”). didn’t buy any of the fancy dice sets i wanted or anything. i showed the restraint of a goddamn nun. i did get more tacky biker rings though so i guess it balances out.

fell in love with a stray cat there. named him judas because i was listening to judas priest. i miss him.

i spent the rest of the day listening to the fellowship of the ring as an audiobook. i love sam gamgee so fuckin much. “mr frodo sir this fucking sucks can we get drunk” “oh my lovely and faithful sam. no. i wanna put my life at risk.” “shit alright i guess i’ll shield you from the scary ass horses or whatever” like sam and frodo are the epitome of “could you do it,,, for m e?”

sam is a fucking simp and i love him more than i love my own fucking family because they’re straight republicans and not hopelessly devoted homosexual gardeners. i’m a (formerly) hopelessly devoted homosexual and i wanted to be a botanist for a couple years there so i could be a gardener if i didn’t hate the sun so much. he’s just like me <3

“sam we can’t go in there that old bastard set his dogs on me thirty years ago” and pippen goes “nahhhh you’ll be fine :)” and my man sam is like “i’ll fucking kill him mr frodo i don’t care how long ago it was”

frodo is so fucking blorbo. he’s my special little guy. my babygirl. my sopping wet cat in the rain. my scrunkly scrimble doo. i want to wrap him in a nice cotton blanket and gnaw on it like a soft taco. i want to watch him spin around in a microwave. i want to shake him like a snow globe. i am so normal.

i swear i had actual shit to talk about. uhhhh

if i get asked one more time “did you MAKE your jacket” “do you even listen to those bands” or the ever irritating “name three songs” i’m gonna maul someone. like nah jennifer i walked into the punk and metal store and said make me look like a threat to humanity and also a total loser at the same time. like fucking OBVIOUSLY i made it. it’s a battle jacket. have you people ever met someone with an interest in music?? i didn’t give someone a list of bands and tell them to go ham and put shit on crooked. i sat on the floor until five in the goddamn morning with a bag of patches i picked up from my patch dealer (he’s in his 40’s at least and had to move back in with his parents. he has met every member of megadeth and talked to dio before he died. he’s so strange and he even gives me a discount for being so amusing he’s pretty rad) and stabbed my hands until they bled.

i know that’s something petty to get annoyed with but hey man, just because i’m not an old bald dude who goes “YEAHHH SLAYER” at every show doesn’t mean i’m not part of that community. it’s like because i’m feminine looking and young they assume i’m trying to be quirky and different or something. nah dude i’m just actually fucked up.

“your parents must have good taste in music little lady” my mom listens mainly to country, is an ed sheeran super fan, and thinks that those shitty motivational songs are her anthems for putting up with her autistic asshole child. my dad heard me listening to misfits and goes “this guy sounds JUST like danzig” and i was like “i know????” and we looked at each other for a minute before i had to explain to him that danzig was IN misfits. i also was stealing his cds and found FOUR FUCKING NICKELBACK ALBUMS. so nah man i’m just a fuckin freak. a complete oddity. a deviant of my bloodline.

i don’t know how to end this i’m getting woozy with my meds so farewell tumblr i shall see you past daybreak tomorrow

[charismaofobedience]

hello and welcome to "I am on my knees begging you all to vote A3 characters in character polls" the saga! ★

today's blorbo in question is muku sakisaka! so... who is muku?

A3 in it's basics is pretty much an idol franchise gone theater. aka all the 'units' (troupes, each one based around one season) are instead small theater groups! they all work under the mankai company and Muku is in the summer troupe!

Muku used to be the ace on the track team in his school and was liked and adored by the other members, which is quite funny when you consider the real reason he joined the team: Manga. Muku dreams of being a manga 'protagonist' and eventually this shifts into something else, but at the time, he was reading a manga where the protagonist was in said club, and there he was. However, once Muku got a injury he was never able to be at his best again, and decided by then it'd be better to quit the team and try to find other goals... Which he did! Once Muku found out that the mankai company was hosting auditions, Muku went there to try his luck and soon joined the company, finding a new passion for theater and changing the way to which he'd achieve this goal: not by sports, but by wishing to, one day, specifically become a prince.

This is explored more and more as the a3 story goes on, with muku admiring certain characters like citron (a runaway prince from a country), tenma and itaru (who muku judges as 'prince-like) and guy (who teaches muku how to be more like a prince), but it peaks once summer troupe gets a play where muku can be a prince... But not without its problems. Muku has very high standards for himself alone and a very low self esteem, even when others praise him. Because of that, on the play story, Muku ends running away once he gets injured again by saving a girl, since a prince would never get hurt like that. It takes the others ensuring him that he is doing a great job and Tenma to call out that he is not nervous only in the usual way, but also because it's his first lead role and he lacks confidence, which is the only thing missing from his prince-ly self. After s bit more of work, he's able to do it with no problems and finally gets not only his first lead role, but also to play what he always dreamed of since he was a child: being a prince, at least once.

As it's also noticeable, manga (specially shoujo manga) is also specially important to Muku. This is something that helps him get inspired to act and gives him motivation to work on his characters, besides being something that makes him bond with other characters such as Sakyo and Itaru! It's implied Muku has always loved them since he was a child in certain events, so it's a passion from long, long ago that he keeps to this day and it has come to fruition: now, Muku can use those mangas as inspiration for the characters and plays he acts on! Just look at part of his 'little' collection!

Because Muku used to be the track field ace runner and now trains with some of the members for training, he is also so strong which always comes as a surprise when you see him by appearance alone, just look at him, such a strong boy!!! He is so happy to be able to help and to also know that all of that practice is paying off, after all, princes are supposed to be strong, and here he is, being able to lift a grown adult man on his 16 years of life! In complete contrast to his cute and innocent appearance, while Muku could never hurt a fly since he is kind hearted by nature (plus, princes should never hurt anyone unless necessary!), you just know he is able to pack a punch if it was absolutely necessary to protect himself or others!

And remember that low self esteem??? Look at this pathetic wet poor meow meow. He is such a good boy. He just wants others to be happy and not annoy them and be a nice person in general!!!! He is like a sopping wet dog you'd find in the rain sitting there with the pleading eyes emoji... He's even apologizing to the mountain and promising he won't throw trash in the place, like everyone should do!!!

Collab-wise, Muku has art with both Miya from sk8 and My Sweet Piano for the Sanrio collab!!! Just look how happy Muku looks in both of the collabs! <3

Finally: the sheer range this boy has! This is just a glimpse into what he can do when he really puts his mind to it... From catboys and dogboys in certain plays to his own usual gentle and pathetic self in average days, to taking feminine roles when needed or even more snarky, confident roles such as the prince, a demon or a phantom thief... Mukus confidence only grew as the years went by and it reflects very well on his cards, after all, he is on the perfect path to become a even better prince! ♡

Look at his eyes. You want to vote him sooo badly. Vote mucchan for his pink hair and princely swag!!! <3

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