#dumbass usopp

[blueskiesatnite]

I love the idea of East blue polycule beginning with zosan and usopp being hopelessly inlove with sanji. But he’s like… pining because he doesn’t know Zoro and Sanji are polyam

So he like, wallows and sighs heavily and is all sad. And then Nami and Luffy end up dating them at the same time. And usopp is just like ??? What’s going on here.

So ofc he asks Nami about it, and she goes “oh we’re all polyamorous, and yeah luffy and Sanji both have fat crushes on you”

And usopp just stands there like

“I HAD A CHANCE?? THIS WHOLE TIME??”

[beanghostprincess]

I feel like they'd be a menace on Twitter

[fluffyartbl0g]

How the strawhats react when someone worships their captain vs when someone insults their captain

[tekitothemagpie]

[julissart]

The night sure is beautiful tonight with you 🌌

I'm not sure if their clothes are 100% accurate but I had fun searching for those 💅🏼

My OP Fanart Masterlist here

[agir1ukn0w]

I love how each member of the east blue saga strawhats (except usopp) thinks they’re the parent of the group who’s holding everything together.

like, nami and luffy both think they’re the mom.

zoro thinks he’s the dad.

sanji could think he’s the mom or the dad imo (probably both).

(usopp’s perfectly content just being the chaos child who never does as he’s told and fibs all the time.)

but at the end of the day they’re all a bunch of dumb goofballs who don’t know what’s going on but they keep on trucking anyways

[showerrug]

one of the best things about one piece is that the mugiwaras are a crew of main characters who decided to follow the ultimate main character

[an-au-blog]

I just remembered there's people out there who genuinely hate some of the strawhats and i started laughing. I'm sorry, but that must be miserable.

[mugiwara-lucy]

DON'T mess with Zoro's booze!!

[stobotnik-is-canon]

Nami: You know, just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.

Usopp, topping his pizza with strawberries: She's right, you know.

Luffy, juggling knives: She was clearly talking to you.

[shima-draws]

Love seeing the crew go absolutely apeshit any time somebody insults their captain

[doctorwormcore]

What i think i love the most about the live action is just how much love there is? Yeah its different from the anime, but honestly....kinda better. I love how kind they all are, the strawhats clearly just love each other already, their own little family

[hauntingblue]

"If we fight flamingo kaido will come after us"

"We'll cross that bridge when we get to it"

[beanghostprincess]

Usopp is not a darkwing duck Stan but he is a duck dodgers stand I will not elaborate

Jokes on you, I think he likes both because I like both and I say so.

[every-luffy-smile]

[livstarlight]

I changed my mind about the headcanon of Zoro kissing Sanji right after defeating Mihawk and becoming the world's greatest swordsman. No, I have one better. Zoro yes defeating Mihawk and getting the title BUT instead of... you know, kissing Sanji, he full blown proposes.

"Cook!"

"What?!"

"Marry me!"

"... excuse me WHAT?"

"I said marry me!"

"What the fuck are you on, mosshead! Did Mihawk hit your head too hard or something?"

"I'm serious, cook! I am the best in the world, you can't not marry me."

"How... how does that have to do with anything... THIS IS NOT HOW YOU PROPOSE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMBASS."

All of this with Zoro completely dripping in blood and Sanji screaming his heart out while everyone just watches completely dumbfounded.

"WHAT? DID YOU WANT FLOWERS OR SOMETHING?"

"WELL A LITTLE EFFORT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE YES. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WOOING YOU BRUTE-"

Usopp is the only one who dares to speak: "Is he... is he considering it... they are not even together..."