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Shallot with a turtle.

that is all

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Character ai: *mentions something about Giblet sleeping with stuffed animals when he's drunk enough*

That's canon to me now.

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I'm gonna be real vulnerable with you rn...

(drops a batch of ocs that are cringe and over a year old)

its not arcana related, so like you don't have to look; I even feel kinda embarrassed about some things I wrote on the uh drawing,, but like,,, I have skipped the cringe 13 year old on the internet phase and I am going to fix that...

I present to you The MTNT Squad

The whole concept for them is that they are a special unit composed exclusively of mutants from their respective species. They're not excessively strong but they are. Ridiculously. Endurant. You can place these in the middle of a nuclear explosion and they'll go unscathed (it's a bit of a hyperbole but... Yeah.)

They are basically stranded on Planet Frieza 879, and are on their own. They got a garden and can sustain themselves and trade with the locals when they do not seize materials. The MTNT squad members aren't excessively strong, their best quality is that they're smart and scary, so they utilize fear to be respected and left alone.

Breeze ; acts all tough and feral (crawls around the walls n shit) but big softie on the inside and can actually be extremely civilized, more than most people) the first thing bro does in the morning is drinking a whole glass of raw lemon juice. Wine connoisseur (obviously). -> with his more lizard like behavior, he can makes scary af noises

Mohu ; Killing machine with a hidden bloodthirst. Like the smell of blood will drive him feral. He teddy bear yes, but he also just bear. In love easily. Basically in love with the whole squad. Very attached to them.  -> is a feral beast (like the first thing bro asked the squad when he first met 'em Was "I demand a sacrifice") 

Candy ; technician and emotionnal support bean he's adorable everyone loves him. Bro is a computer mastermind, technician, medic and surgeon. He✨✨✨✨ -> He.... Candy isn't- inherently scary. But when the lil guy stares up at you with emotionless fly like eyes and says very calmly "I will gut you and hang you with your own intestines"... It's not very reassuring. Like bro's a surgeon. Leave him alone. 

Matcha ; modafuckin' pretty princess ahem no but usually handles politics. Likes Gambling. Wine connoisseur too. -> is a deadly venomous snake

Hiyo ; is actually the head of the squad. You wouldn't expect that from a cannibalistic psychic but yeah. And he's actually really good at it too. -> is... Is a fucking cannibal psychic what else do you need (he might even be the strongest of them) 

And question is 'How tf is Mohu a Sayian' actually he was abandoned and left to die on a random moon when his parents discovered he was a weird mutant beast. Then he joined the MTNT squad and started indirectly working for Frieza. 

^those are my.. almost.... unmodified notes. ok bye. *buries myself*

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I was today years old when I found out that Spotify has a stimming playlist

AND IT HAS THE SONG THAT I'M CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH TOO

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"Brain damage" only sounds like a harsh and offensive way to describe brain injuries because people constantly use it as an insult. It's a totally neutral descriptor of what it is. I have brain damage. My brain is damaged. It's not ableist to call it that, it's ableist to call people you don't like brain damaged because you think it's an inherently bad thing to be.

(Yes abled bodied neurodivergents, that includes you)

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Hello🤗❤️

I hope you are well🌹

Can you help me get my voice heard

and share my family's story?🙏🏻

Can you Reblog my pinned post from my blog or donate 5$?

By helping to reblog my story, you could

save a family from death and war.🌹

Thank you very much🌸

🕊️❤️🌹🙏🏻

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you know what? that's it.

I'm preheating my oven to 400° f, AND I'm lining a baking sheet with aluminum foil

you're really in for it now, buster.

I'm stirring up some butter, olive oil, parsley, and yeah, I'm adding minced garlic too.

I'm slathering you in this.

now I'm gonna put you in the oven for 25 to 30 minutes

you are so DONE FOR

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Hello dear, I am Mohammed from Gaza. I hope you are well, dear. Please help me. Our tent was flooded while we were sleeping in the streets. We have no shelter. I cannot provide winter clothes for me and my mother to protect us from the cold that has started, and I cannot provide for the basic needs. Please help me. $50 is enough to buy a new tent and winter clothes. Please help me, dear. We live in very harsh conditions. We lost our father before the war and I support my elderly mother and my little siblings. I am in dire need of your donation. You are very aware, even if it is a little. I hope you can help me, dear. Dear, please do not let me down. We deserve life and we deserve your generosity and kindness. You are our lifeline, and with your generosity you give us life, even if it is a little, but you save us from injustice and the cursed war. It is our right and our basic right to live with some comfort and peace. Please do not ignore me. If you cannot help me, that is okay, but do not ignore me. Tell me you can't.

https://gofund.me/2fb33769

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goncharoved

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Hey it's me Goku!

Feeling drained lately?

When someone's feeling down,i try to remind them of their past triumphs and the determination that brought them success in the first place. So take this Thursday to new heights and remember how far you've came! <3

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I'm gonna make a post with all of the 'stick figure violence' adjacent images I have. if anyone knows any similar ones I'm missing PLEASE SEND ME THEM. I have an unhealthy obsession with them.

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oooouuu ...baby kermit 🥹

(original under the cut)

Taken from Baby Kermit's Christmas by Louise Gikow, Illustrated by Lauren Attinello

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Hello 👋 my ❤ friends ! I am asking you to support my newly created campaign to help my family survive the gruesome war over Gaza to safety and ✌️ peace. Life has become incredibly harsh, tough and full of hardship and painful suffering. We lack all he basic living essentials and necessities such as food, water , medicine and other needs. The war has made our life hopeless and desperate. My six-member family has been going through the hardest days they have ever experience for almost eleven months due to the disastrous war. The war has taken every beautiful thing from us, leaving us homeless, displaced and jobless. The rising prices of all necessary items of life has complicated our living conditions especially when all our savings were spent over the least necessities and needs. So I am now asking you to lessen and minimize our burdens and loads of life through your contribution. You can help my family survive through donating whatever you can or reposting my messages.

Yours Rewaa

https://gofund.me/07f652e2

This campaign was vetted by @gaza-evacuation-funds