youhavebeentraceyd
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Tracey. she/her. I've been here since 2011.
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Every time Momo invites Okarun to dinner
Momo: Would you like to stay for dinner? Seiko: Would you like to stay forever? Okarun: Dinner would be great.
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happy holidays all. I won’t be silent about what i saw today, December 8 at 10:06am on I-74 West.
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🚨The season finale of 'Gastronauts' is out now on Dropout!
Join host Jordan Myrick for the most unhinged cooking challenges from guest judges Vic Michaelis, Zac Oyama, and Jacob Wysocki, and chefs Pratik Bhakta, Samantha Quintero, and Dom Crisp.
Watch the full episode on Dropout
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oh my fucking god. i just realised.
the title of 1994 christmas movie 'The Santa Clause'. is a PUN.
The Santa CLAUSE...as in the clause of a CONTRACT. you know, the whole PREMISE of the movie?!?!?
oh my god. im TWENTY NINE YEARS OLD.
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hermes in hadestown is the exact opposite of an unreliable narrator. a tortured narrator. a little *too* reliable. incredibly aware of exactly what is happening at any given moment, vaguely spoiling it for you in the beginning, despairing every second of it. but ultimately motivated to continue to tell the story over and over and over with a smiling face for the sake of the audience, and for the sake of the characters themselves, singing it again to keep them alive. knowing how it will end, but singing it again so that the cycle may restart and eurydice may come back to life. enduring the misery of it all, over and over, holding the knowledge of what will come to pass but continuing anyway to see orpheus happy just one more time before it all goes down in flames again.
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0-6 record...i love this man. the worst baker in the world.
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it's kind of a shame that mob psycho 100 was released before these talks of 'main character energy' and 'npc behavior' really started to take hold in an annoying way. 'i am the protagonist of the world' no you're not you're the protagonist of your own life just like everybody else is. bitch.
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went to the pub for a drink on my first real day off in over a week and watched the girl behind the bar drop the entire cash drawer on the floor in the middle of the rush and then just stare at it at her feet for like a solid two minutes
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fellas I gave in and installed the game
shoutout to my bf for gifting me the viktor bundle 😭🫶 they’re side by side in my skin collection
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the most important way to achieve gender liberation is to do what people have already been doing for thousands of years without pause /s
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I think Gastronauts on Dropout is the cooking show that has made me truly appreciate the skill of professional chefs more than any other cooking show.
Like I don't know if it's because the challenges are so crazy or the fact that the judges don't have any professional input whatsoever (they're all comedians), but the combination of how utterly stoked the judges are to be eating this food and how creative the chefs get to be really works to make you marvel at just how skilled a professional chef has to be.
Other cooking shows always have a level-voiced narrator listing out shit like,
"Rebecca is doing a praline-mint ganache with a Twiffly Street stir-up, combined with a gestelle Santa Maria sponge technique."
And it's fun to pretend like, 'Ah, yes. Of course! A classic of the genre! He'd be a fool not to!' as though I know anything about cooking or baking.
But on Gastronauts, it's a bunch of comedians who would really graciously appreciate some fancy food, watching chefs cook and going, like,
"What is that? What is he doing?? It's like- like a swishy thing! Like a fancy swishy thing!!"
"OH MY GOD YES, HE'S USING ONIONS."
"Ooo! Crunchies!??"
And then the chefs get to come out and formally present their food, which makes them look very smart. And these actors who generally can't afford Michelin star cuisine are just :DDDD!
And it's like, oh yeah. This is about my level, yes. This conveys how normal people who don't eat good food for a living would actually react. And it's super chill. It's good vibes, that show. 👌
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This week on Dropout: on Monday, the premiere of Dropout Presents: The Big Team, with Carl Tart, Lamar Woods, Ify Nwadiwe, Zeke Nicholson, Ishmel Sahid, and Ronnie Adrian; on Tuesday, a Disney Channel-ful Dirty Laundry, with Raviv Ullman, Davida Williams, Daniel Kountz, and Andy Lawrence); on Wednesday, the trailer for the new season of Dimension 20; on Thursday, a new episode of Dimension 20: Time Quangle (2nd London show) and a new episode of Very Important People (with guest Kimia Behpoornia); on Friday, a new VIP: Last Looks and the season finale of Gastronauts, with guest judges Vic Michaelis, Zac Oyama, and Jacob Wysocki, and chef contestants Pratik Bhakta, Dom Crisp, and Samantha Quintero!
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when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”
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