#dumbass instead of asshole because they are. Dumb. af
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scienceoftheidiot · 4 months ago
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Soooo the people from Benj's family have left our house.
For fuck's sake. I spoke more with the kiddos than the parents, who were:
being overall unhappy and not chatty at all except for complaining about money the whole time (they were coming back from their two weeks holidays in the Alps at the foot of the Mont Blanc as a family of four)(Benj is for them the cousin who's rolling in money. We aren't poor. We have fucking horses we aren't poor. You know how we manage? We never go on holidays. Ever. This is a life choice. A conscious one. Because we used to be poor and never/rarely went on holidays when we were kids and we had great childhoods nonetheless)
letting their dog poop in the street, not pick it up
their dog also peed in our fucking house, and they cleaned, but our own dog is very dominant and that has prompted him to quickly pee in the house too, which he HAS NEVER DONE BEFORE because he is well trained
reminder their dog is a 6kg Jack Russel and ours is a 45kg lab/beauceron cross. Think about the amount of pee I had to clean off
I'd spent the week cleaning the house. Yay
we'd offered to make BBQ and salad. They didn't like the BBQ. Nor the salad (Benj had warned me. Whatever you do. They won't eat it. Make pasta. They ate pasta. Without any sauce. Because they didn't like the ones we had. THE KIDS. 8 AND 14. ATE MORE FOOD THAN THEIR PARENTS (go kids. Please don't be corrupted by your parents. don't care about the food, see below)
we took them on a little tour, they were bored af, and complained that they had to be back at 7:30 to feed the cat (yeah they also had their cat). Your cat can survive an hour of delay.
they've left, and I noticed they broke something in the room we gave them, without telling us. Thanks? You could have told us? We're not an Airbnb?
of course we had to stir the conversation away from any topic that vaguely approached politics because we know they're fervent fascist voters and we're cowards and don't want to have to deal with that - yet they still managed to spew racist shit out of the blue. Luckily they also change subjects when they realized we were just staring at them not saying anything.
Anyway. Yay for family. We really don't live in the same fucking world. I don't want them in my house ever again thanks and yeah Benj doesn't want them back either. EUUURGHHHHHH
Benj is the godfather of the eldest kid. And the kid adores him. He's trying to make him understand his parents view of the world suck. This is why he still sees them. He feels some responsibility towards the kid. I hope it works.
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dontjudgemebymykpoptrash · 5 years ago
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Saw A.C.E in Chicago and Atlanta this week and had meet and greet packages for both stops (no I couldn't afford it, yes my bank account overdrafted whoops).
It was ammazingggg. LONG STORY AHEAD.
The question I asked was answered by Chan. Bless his heart he struggled so much to say my name and I was in the second row on the furthest side from him. I stood up and waved so he could see me. They asked how to pronounce my name and BK actually said it perfectly, I was so impressed!
The question that was chosen was "What hobby do you want to try that you haven't tried before". He said Cooking, cause he isn't good at it and Donghun won't eat his food.
When the item signing started, BK would interact with us a lot and the girls in front of us took the liberty of teaching him the phrase "Let's get this bread." His face when they explained that bread = money was priceless. Experiencing that magical moment will live with me forever since he has been saying it nonstop since then.
So since PLT I've decided my "thing" for each autograph I can get is making my dumb pun fans. Eventually I'll just have a wall of these dang things and I'm excited about it. I made one for each my friend and me. Here's mine.
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The other thing I prepared for them I kept super secret because I very much wanted to see their reaction to it. I didn't post it publicly anywhere. In line with Choice teasingly referring to Junhee as a lizard much to the delight of the fandom and the rest of A.C.E while hysterically bugging Jun, I couldn't resist... I'd always wanted to give away cute things at concerts but since I'm also an asshole I used my exceptionally mediocre photoshop skills to make
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These beauties.
I originally only had 150 to hand out and I was actually worried I wouldn't be able to get rid of them all. I thought people might think they're dumb and not want any. Then due to a print shop mistake I ended up with 650. Whoops.
Before the meet and greet they tell us explicitly we are not allowed to give them anything and if they catch us trying to sneak them something they'll escort us out. My plan to see their reaction was almost destroyed! But I was very graciously given permission to -show- them the card, not give it to them (don't worry. They each got two in their gift boxes).
A.C.E tends to always stand/sit in the same order, so just as I expected, Chan was up first. He understood the pun of my fan! He thought it was really cute and gave such a big reaction I was pleased. Then I showed him the card and it was even bigger. I told him it was Junhee and he full on kicked out a leg and hit the table as he laughed which made me happy. He shook my hand.
Up next was Donghun who was the most quiet. I showed him the card after he signed my fan and he asked who it was. I told him it was Jun and he laughed and probably judged me a lot but then he gave me a high five and interlaced our fingers for a moment so I didn't feel completely embarrassed. The person behind me was so excited they moved onto Donghun before Jun was ready for me so I was waiting in limbo for a few seconds.
Leader Jun in the middle, the reaction I wanted most. He signed my fan and then I put the card down for him to see. He asked who it was, he seemed surprised. I told him it was him and he laughed and tried to deny it. He asked what kind of lizard it was, I told him it was a giant day gecko because I think they're the cutest. I told him I made sure to give them some in their gift box, and that we would see him again in Atlanta. He shook my hand and then the person behind me got excited again lol.
Byeongkwan was next! This boy is an absolute doll okay? The first thing he said to me is that he liked my lipstick (it was green). He signed my fan, then I showed him the card and he was beyond stoked. He laughed so loud and even held it up to Jun pointing it out to everyone. I promised him he got two in his gift box. He asked if I made one of each member and I told him no, but promised him I would next year (me and my big mouth). He held my hand and interlaced fingers and was just so sweet until the person behind me encouraged me on again.
WOW. OKAY. So Sehyoon is my bias af I was VISIBLY SHAKING at this point and as I set my fan down it so obnoxiously tapped the table several times. He tapped his lips and pointed at mine and said "pretty". I thanked him and said it was green for "cactus". I'm not sure if he understood cause he just repeated "cactus" and cocked his head slightly before signing my fan. Then I showed him the card. He asked who it was and I said Jun. He laughed a little and then I told him he was my favorite. He had the quietest lil thank you, then took my hand in both his soft tiny bby hands and I think my brain melted cause I couldnt make eye contact anymore it was too much. Just thinking about it is making my heart hurt. (To be clear, I am in no way special, he held everyone's hand the same way).
After that, we did the pictures! I very shyly wanted to stand between BK and Wow. I didn't do anything special this time around cause the pose I wanted was done by two other people so I just asked for cute cheek pokies. They were having so much fun with people so that inspired my next photo request. As I was walking away from the photo BK told me again that he really liked my lipstick and I was over the moon.
I brought about half the cards with me to hand out hoping I wouldn't have extras and people LOVED THEM? I ran out and felt bad that I didn't bring more!
The concert was AWESOME!! They're so interactive with fans I had several moments with EACH of them, but my favorite is when Wow kicked up a heart and he saw me catch it all goofy instead of letting him hit the woah and he laughed and mimicked me. He also handed me two lollipops (I gave one to my friend) but I'm never gonna eat it.
For the hi touch Chan handed us our photo cards, and hi fived us. They were oddly out of order (chan, Donghun, BK, Wow, Jun). I managed to tell him and Donghun they did amazing, then BK told me AGAIN he still loved my lips. I was so excited I told him "it'll be BLUE next time" and he said "oh!" BUT BY DOING THAT MY DUMBASS MISSED THE CHANCE TO LOOK INTO WOW'S AND JUN'S EYES UGH I WAS SO UPSET AT MYSELF also I got yelled at by security (rightly so).
Next is Atlanta!
I started handing out cards earlier and got worried again cause there were quite a few people that weren't interested at all. Fortunately by the end of the show there were so many people wanting them I offered to do a reprint if necessary. Some people even said they were going through the hi touch holding it up which I LOVED.
Anyway, this time during the Meet and Greet I was in the front row directly in front Byeongkwan and Wow. I WAS NOT OKAY. I kept making eye contact and getting so shy ugh. Byeongkwan recognized me and tapped his lips and winked when he saw me (I was wearing blue lipstick this time). BK got my question (the interpreter said my name perfectly without me needing to tell her, I was so impressed!) I asked what concept they wanted to try that they hadn't tried yet. He said they had already done everything and I cocked my head giving him a disbelieving look. He then admitted that they hadn't done the cutesy boy concept and I lost it- I cant imagine them trying to pull that off.
For future Choice in my position- these boys have ears like BATS okay. There was one time Jun said something like "it's his choice." And I quietly said to the person next to me "no we're choice." And he looked at me and said "You're right! You're all choice!" I was shook.
Wow got asked what his favorite dessert to eat is and he said chocolate anything, then listed things "Chocolate cake. Chocolate ice cream. Chocolate rice." At this point everyone exclaims and he gets his silly lil smile and says "Chocolate fish." And everyone loses it. It was so funny and cute.
Later Jun was asked if he preferred pancakes or waffles and it was a really hard question for him. He said he had been eating more pancakes since coming to the US but he liked both a lot. He just didn't like Chocolate pancakes and I said "cause Wow eats them all?" And wow just very dreamily says "Choco pancakes...." I about died.
BK was asked if he wanted to go to the aquarium and he said he really hoped to. He asked if there were beluga and everyone said yes but I said "But they have WHALE SHARKS!" which imo is the coolest thing about the Georgia aquarium. None of them seemed to know exactly what I meant but they were excited by the concept of the words "whale" and "shark" together. (Spoiler alert: The next day they totally went and got pics with the whale shark).
Finally BK asked where people recommended they eat. Someone suggested sushi at first. I thought it was funny to recommend sushi when visiting the US. BK seemed of the same mindset so chicken and waffles came up and Jun loudly said WAFFLES! To which, Wow said in his same dreamy tone "chocolate waffles" and I looked at him and said "chocolate chicken?" embarrassing the HELL out of myself cause everyone was super grossed out by it and making a scene. I hid but my friend said Wow thought it was funny. I think she was trying to make me feel better.
So the item signing time comes up. My DUMB ASS forgot my album at home so the day before I had gone on a panicked shopping spree and decided on a pot for my cactus.
Chan was up first as usual. He recognized me and asked if I was in Chicago and I said yes! He asked what the pot was and I told him it was for my cactus plant. He was so adorable, while he was signing it he said quietly "grow well." So now it has to. This time he did not do a high five with me.
Next was Donghun. He looked so confused at my pot. I told him it was for my cactus and he just kinda nodded. It was very quiet because I had tried to learn a short phrase for him in korean but I got too nervous and I couldn't say it. I just thanked him. I'll have to keep practicing.
Jun was next and also asked me if I had been in Chicago and thanked me for coming again. I told him it was my last stop but I knew they would keep doing amazing. He asked about the pot and said it was so cute and signed super big. He shook my hand.
BK was next and he complimented my lips again. I asked him if he liked the green or blue better and he said both were good. He asked about the pot and signed it for me, he said it was cute and he liked it. He high fived me when it was time to move on.
WOW. AGAIN. okay so he asked about the pot and I said it was for my cactus and he mimed planting a cactus while looking up at me and I nodded while melting cause he is SO GODDAMN CUTE OKAY. Then while he was signing it I worked up my courage cause I had tried to learn a phrase for him as well BUT I MESSED UP I MESSED UP SO BAD IT WAS BAD OKAY. He was so confused and thank GOD the interpreter was right there and she asked "what are you trying to say" and she helped me say it. I was SO EMBARRASSED I had practiced so much and was saying it SO WELL up until that moment. Once I managed he smiled and said I did good then took my hand and said something which the interpreter translated for me and I just grabbed my heart with my free hand and then had to just cover my face I couldnt handle it. Walking away was hard but staying was harder.
Of course that just put me back in my seat directly in front of him.
Dont judge me, but I was trying to say, "You're so awesome it makes my heart hurt." And his response was "Then I'll prescribe you some medicine" and I KNOW its cheesy and overdone but I wanted that moment once for me so I took my chance. Anyway I looked like a damn fool but it was over.
The last dumb thing I did as the signing went on cause we kept making random eye contact and I got self conscious of always looking away. One of the times Wow and I met eyes I winked and shot finger guns and his eyebrows raised ever so slightly and I wanted to sink into the floor and die so I hid my face again. He looked so surprised like what WAS I THINKING WHY DID I DO THAT AAAAAAAA.
Anyway.
Here's my cute cheap pot!
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Next was pictures. This time I had a plan. I asked them to pose ugly with me. They were surprised and asked for clarification twice, BK even asked me in english and I said "yes, ugly faces. If you can! If it's even possible." I wonder if it's the first time theyve ever been requested to do that. Anyway that's gonna be my thing too with the punny fan from now on. They did their best and it's absolutely adorable. Afterward BK walked up to me and wanted to see the pictures I took so I showed him. After he walked away it occured to me how fun and casual that was, that he just came over to look at pics together. I love this boy so much damb.
The atlanta show was amazing but the stage was so high up and far away there was no direct interaction possible. They made up for it with even more interaction! BK and Donghun each danced with me. I made a heart with my friend and Chan winked and laughed cause it looked like she begrudgingly made the heart with me when in reality she just couldnt hear me and couldnt tell what I was asking. Wow played a heart escalating game with me and he won so I made a dumb cute face and he laughed.
At hi touch I was determined not to miss Wow again. The order was the same except Donghun and Chan switched. I told them they did really amazing, a great show! Then BK said "Best lips!" To me and I got so excited but still didnt want to miss Wow, I loudly repeated "Best Lips!" While making eye contact and high fiving this poor man so hard, then for Jun I said "Don't forget!" And he was just so unprepared for me because I was unprepared for me but I WAS SO HYPED UP I LOST MY LAST BRAINCELL ITS STILL IN ATLANTA GUYS ITS GONE FOREVER.
So anyway that was a lot of unnecessary details about my specific adventures with A.C.E and I loved them so much and maybe one person will read this and smile but mostly I just want to try and remember as much detail as possible. I'll add things as I remember if I forgot something. Anyway dont be like me hahahaHAHAHA.
Also highkey if BK or one of the boys ends up with a bold lipstick color for a comeback or promotions in the next year or so I'm taking full credit.
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xhaotixaesthetica · 6 years ago
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Guardian Witch!Hyunjin
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TRIGGER WARNING: one mention of groping, one mention of a creepy man luring kids in a van, some sexual themes
man this is gonna fuck me up so hard but lezzgettit i need to stop reading jae’s tweets
idk how it works in y’all’s universe, y’all got some weird shit going on that one dude, trump? WILDT
but here in CS2001, witches are a subcategory of demons, so basically you got a guardian demon trailing after you 24/7
guardian witch! hyunjin looks like the above picture, his eyes are like that constantly, but whenever he works any kind of magic, his irises glow
hyunjin is not a subtle bitch and he works magic pretty much 24/7 so either they’re normally constantly glowing or flashing like a fucking neon sign
once when y’all were cuddling and he was staring up at the ceiling, his eyes were just constantly glowing and when you asked about it he said, “I’m protecting you.” all casual like he does this shit all the time which he does sis do you know how many shields and protection spells are around your fucking house
crying rn, where can i get me a guardian witch! hyunjin
hyunjin is v young, esp for a demon, he’s the same age as you, but all the other demons are fucking terrified of him and they never tease him about it except his eight other crackhead demon friends
boy knows some powerful magic, some neutral, some light, and some very very dark
no one outwardly knows if he’s ever offed someone but he never gives a straight answer to the question, only this smug little smirk, and he knows a little too much about some very disturbing curses and torture devices
this is not to say that he’s a bad person, he’s not, he’s like the chaotic good type
because the only people that end up on his shit list are the people who deserve it
that dude who groped you without your consent when you were 13? yeah no one knows what happened to him, hyunjin don’t fuck with that sexual assault shit
the creepy dude in the white van trying to lure kids in that hyunjin happened to spot when he was walking you home from school one day? yeah, he’s missing and a bunch of previously missing kids were recovered the next day
he’s not like a vigilante or an antihero, boy spends most of his time with you anyways, but this shit is everywhere and if he sees it, he’s gonna put a stop to it
there was no big event where you came home and saw him chilling on your bed and threw him out the window in fear if i saw hyunjin’s fine ass on my bed after i came home from school, i’d probs cry and need a bowl of cereal to cope
he was just kinda always with you
demons are notoriously bad parents so when his mom had him, bitch just kind of dipped and he was assigned to you
witches don’t eat, not like humans anyways, they feed off energy, what kind of energy depends on what kind of witch it is
guardian witches feed off the life energy of their person, so as long as you’re alive he is too
growing up, your parents were no stranger to the name hyunjin cause you talked about him constantly but they thought he was just an imaginary friend till you were like seven and hyunjin started his drum faze and he was “drumming along” to linkin park on your father’s office desk at 3am
now they just don’t comment when shit starts floating around the house or you scream at them when they try to sit in a spot where hyunjin’s already sitting
he can actually appear to people if he chooses to, he just likes fucking with your parents, this dumbass thinks their reactions are funny
two of hyunjin’s dumbass demon friends, these little assholes named minho and jisung like to hang around your house and eat all your fucking food, EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE FUCKING WITCHES AS WELL AND DON’T NEED FOOD
they hang around your house constantly, it’s like they live there
it’s lowkey a battle for who can get hyunjin’s attention
now onto YOU and hyunjin
boy is WHIPPDT
he low-key follows you everywhere, not like a stalker, he’ll just find an excuse to go anywhere you go
claims it’s cause you need protection, when really he does, cause this bitch is ready to throw hands at any single loud noise
you and hyunjin are a couple but were best friends long before that and it fucking shows
knows all your orders from every single restaurant, but he doesn’t order it, he just pops it into existence cause he’s lazy and he doesn’t like the way the cashier checks you out when you guys go
jinnie takes his job as your guardian WAYY too seriously
you ain’t going outside in late fall without a jacket, you better be wearing short sleeves in summer, no standing around in the rain you might get sick, ANYONE messes with you at school, you gotta tell him so he can kick their asses
some things hyunjin doesn’t have a solution for but he’ll just be by your side for it and it’s so calming. you got a test? he’s sitting beside you both while you study and while you take it lowkey trying to help you cheat, you might have to hit him a bit or accept his help and cheat, do what you gotta do sis, you won’t need that info later on anyways
you gotta come out to your parents? boy’s right there rubbing circles on your hand with his thumb
you gotta give a speech? he’s in the audience with a foam finger and a fucking banner with your name on it, trying to be stupid and make you laugh
supportive in the most tsundere way
“ooh, that looks cool” he says nonchalantly, looking your talent show dance and pretending like he didn’t just finish putting  up flyers for the show, highlighting your name and crossing out the other contestant’s names and drawing mustaches on them and acting like it was just your fucking solo performance basically
the. CLINGIEST. BABY.
“y/n can we cuddle i had a nightmare :(”
“jinnie....it’s noon and you don’t sleep”
“ >:( HOLD ME YOU DUMB BITCH”
despite how he acts and how clingy he is, this boy is so fucking tsundere and actually quite shy
his eyes glow when you hold his hand cause he still has to perform a silent spell to keep himself from blushing
he pretends to be all aloof when his friends are over
“y/n don’t hold my hand, you have two for a reason, hold your own”
this is said WHILE he’s crawling into your lap and literally drinking from the same cup as you
he’s not reserved about PDA around other demons who aren’t his friends, boy wants them to know you’re taken
“jinnie, what are you doing why are your eyes glowing?”
“i don’t like the way that asshole was looking at you”
“but your eyes only glow when you— HWANG HYUNJIN DID YOU JUST MAKE ME INVISIBLE?!”
“don’t worry we both are”
whenever hyunjin feels really REALLY strongly (anger, lust, happiness, doesn’t matter as long as the emotion’s really really strong), his eyes will glow completely green iris, pupil, sclera the white part for you uneducated bitches, and all
you’ve only seen this happen three times (minus when you have sex, boy’s eyes go green quicker than you can get him on the bed)
the first time was when y’all were fifteen and he realized he loved you
it was stupid, you were literally just about to fall asleep and he was playing with your hair and looked down and was like wow, i would really die for this moron
and his eyes glowed green and he just poofed out of your room and you didn’t see him for two days it was like that video of that cat that ran in and said i love you and then zoomed off real confused cause they couldn’t handle their emotions
the second time was when y’all were 17 and you were the first to say i love you
he. literally. started. crying.
I MEAN BLUBBERING, YOU HAD TO CALM HIM DOWN
cause he still has doubts that anyone could ever really love a demon and he thinks that you’re amazing and you could get any guy you want but you fell for him? that shit just got to him man, he wouldn’t stop saying i love for for like three hours
fight me you dumb bitch, you’re literally a fucking god and you deserve all the love in the world
can y’all tell i love hyunjin, i love hyunjin so fucking much :(
and the third time was when an angel tried to get you to ditch him
they do this shit a lot actually, they don’t agree with the idea of any sort of demon being a guardian so they try to get the human to break the bond and get a guardian angel
and this angel was bold, he walked up to you when hyunjin was right there, the nerve of him >:(
hyunjin’s eyes glowed green as soon as he realized what was happening
“you have three seconds to get the hell away from my human before we have a fucking problem”
he fucking growled the words out
ngl, it was hot, you’d never really seen hyunjin this mad before 
the angel was scared af
yall went home and fucked after, for a loooong time
if you ever want to get hyunjin riled up, call him hyunjin instead of jinnie
his eyes glow green and he does that thing that people do where they like close their eyes and roll their neck around, trying to release the tension from their shoulders and keep themselves under control idk if you know what i’m talking about but it’s so dom, jimin from bts did it once and i think i had a spasm
“yes baby?”
and he’s looking down at you really intensely, like you’re something to eat
you can always tell when he’s in the mood either cause his eyes are glowing or suddenly your name has switched from y/n, love, sweetheart, and loser to baby or prince/ess
MOVING ON
jinnie has an animal form
it is, you guessed it, A SAMOYED DOG
except his fur is as black as his hair and he’s kinda VERY big for a samoyed, and his eyes are green
people who know what samoyeds are and are supposed to look like are kind of freaked out when they see him but everyone else just coos over how cute he is cause he is
he’s a very happy pup, actually likes for you to walk him and take him to the dog park and shit
doesn’t like leashes, but he’ll never admit that he actually likes wearing the collar with your name on it
“i just don’t see why i have to wear it y/n”
“jinnie, you don’t, you made me buy it”
“it’s not like if i can’t find my way home or teleport if the pound picks me up”
“that’s what i said before you made me buy it”
*dramatic sigh* “if you insist, just put the damn thing on so i can go play”
“jinnie, you don’t have to wear it, i really don’t care—”
“ >:( YOU’D BETTER CARE, JUST PUT THE STUPID COLLAR ON Y/N, DON’T MAKE ME CHEW UP YOUR SHOES AGAIN”
even sometimes changes into his samoyed form while you're at school and walks around the street so strangers give him food and pets and tell him how pretty he is
he’s really carefree and happy in this form and usually only changes into it when he’s really stressed or just wants to chill or play
he likes to lay on you in this form big ass mf thinks he’s a fucking lap dog or some shit so you rub his ears and give him pets and belly scratches and will not move until he gets them
lays in sunspots and sways his tail like a cat
not afraid to use the puppy dog eyes and they work everytime
call him a good boy or a good dog and he’ll probably bite you
do NOT play tug-of-war with this damn dog, he does not care that you’re his s/o, he will fucking DRAG you with NO. MERCY
one time y’all were at the mall and he was trotting along beside you in samoyed form, happy as a clam, until some rando person came up trying to spit game
long story short, jinnie peed on their leg
he got an earful that day but he still hasn’t apologized and probably never will
“i had to go y/n”
“YOU COULD’VE CHANGED INTO A PERSON AND GONE TO THE BATHROOM”
“c’mon prince/ss, it’s not like they didn’t get what they deserved, who wants to be flirted with while they’re walking their dog”
his logic makes ZERO sense and he knows it, bub just doesn’t wanna admit he was jealous
and as he’s saying this he’s back hugging you, whispering in your ear, swaying gently, even nibbling on your neck and earlobe a bit
he’s got you wrapped around his finger and he uses that to his full advantage
he thinks you deserve it for stealing his heart >:(, how dare you reader
ANYWAYS THIS IS LONG ENOUGH CAUSE I’M A SUCKER FOR ALL THINGS HYUNJIN
so basically guardian witch! hyunjin is a really chill but really devoted boyfriend, protective af with a heart of gold and would give you the moon and stars but pretends like he would sell you to satan for one corn chip
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flameontheotherside · 6 years ago
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W007 Yass! 😆👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I'm A Po-po Hoe!
I have 3 job interviews lined up. One is tomorrow and the others are kon and Tues. I'm so ecited. These are decent jobs for temporary work while I find another more suitable. It's totally fine. I feel accomplished and good about this instead of sitting around or playing video games all day. I feel not so bad now learning some bass tabs today.
A friend of mine did so me Reiki work on me. That must be also why I'm in a good mood. I didn't realize that I had some negative attachments and irritation over not having a job. I need food and I haven't been eating much because every penny is going to rent. 😒 And I LOVE food. Especially now while I'm major PMSing this week. Finances and keeping a roof over my head are the most important things right now. Not learning bass tabs, building a hactintosh computer or watching YouTube... Because honestly I had been slacking off since the blow from that.... Women who lied about calling me back. What a fucking idiot obviously doesn't have the common sense or decency. Idk how she still has a job. I'm still kind of salty... Not as much. Idk what, maybe it's my autism showing. Why can't people be honest? I can handle critisizm well. Especially from superiors or teachers and... God. 😅
Everyone else is ignored because I'm stubborn and sometimes arrogant.
I'm not perfect 😇👌🏼 but I don't have patience with some people. Especially dumb or ditzty people. I know I know I'm rather unpredictable and it's impossible to know when all logic and savagery go everywhere. Like a loose canon just all over and shit. Like composure and my own intelligence fly everywhere and before you know it I'm ranting or starting a physical fight with a retard. Like my moms boyfriend I had to beat up because he didn't understand what get out of my face means. How difficult is that to understand? I should have knocked him over with a chair. Classic. He hit me first. Dumbass had the audacity to hit a women. I should have really really get him in the balls so he can't reproduce retards and assholes. The world is better off without them.
Maybe the world would be a better place without greedy, superficial, inconsiderate, racists... Did I just describe Trump? 😔 Yes... I have social "road rage". Like bitch, you inturrupted me and then say some dumb shit? Or The milk goes in the fucking fridge moron, not in the Meat Department so how lazy do you have to be!? I've had full-blown "meltdowns" in Walmart and start saying some shit so whoever did it make it obvious by arguing with me. Vince has had to shush me several times. Oh my brain hurts so bad. 😂 LOL some people think ignorance is bliss. No, it's fucking retarded. Who wants to stay/be retarded. 🤣 Common sense... DO YOU SPEAK IT?! *WAVES GUN AROUND*
Normal PMS moodswings for about a week.
It's almost gone I guess. 😂 Jeez what a ride. Glad I'm off. I have to gift my friend for doing such a great job even if it wasn't him. My friend said there was some residual negative attachments. Forgot to write that part and I've already edited this enough. Wow... I had no idea. I mean I had a feeling but I couldn't put a name to it. God has been visiting a lot until now. So I'm sure that has something to do with it. I'm really curious about what it was! 🤣 Then again maybe it's best I don't know. They know my temper and diastain for all things stupid.
*sigh* 😅 well I'm going to learn some bass tabs now I don't feel so guilty for slacking off.
I can feel my spiritual team is very proud of my accomplishments. Speaking to them without my pendulum, shielding/protection, tuning out of frequency, and getting more interviews. I'm pretty fucking proud of myself. I'm the shit. Don't lie, you love me deep down inside. 🤣 Rofl I'm just silly 😋.
Also turns out we have some extra money so I got myself a mediterranean veggie calzone. Aaahhhh Mai Gawd did I miss real 🍕 Italian food. Oh Jesus has answered my prayers. LITERALLY! 🤣 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 Too much too much.
Last night we watched Miss Congenitality and Madea Goes To Jail.
Both hilarious AF and you have to watch them. I love watching movies I can identify with because it just makes a movie more enjoyable. I found it hilarious how there were so many elements in the first movie that connects with me and my life. Madea, not so much because I'm not an old, fat, ghetto lady.... 😂 But I can totally see who I want to be when I grow up. With a bunch of cats and ak 47...and getting in trouble. I'm surprised I've never went to jail for all the illegal shit Ive done! 🤣 Roflmao I'm dieing. Omg I'm dieing. The beginning when Madea trashed a bitches car for cutting her off, taking her parking space and being a stuck up snob. Well she deserved it. I'm a Po-po hoe 🚨 👮 . You have to watch it. So hilarious! I can see myself doing that. 😂 Haaaaaaa...
😘 💞 💕 ❤️ Still want some spicey Mexican 🇲🇽 food.
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nothingneverforever · 4 years ago
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The Good Place (2016)
I chose to start watching this only because I was at a very low point in my life in terms of facing a dearth of TV-derived entertainment, having just finished Virgin River (2019) and Sweet Magnolias (2020). Both Virgin and Sweet are not what you'd call .. uh... productions of any real calibre or value or perhaps worth at all, like you can be certain that no niches were filled when they were realsed into the Netflix ether... But they also happen to be epic masterpieces by sheer fact of how banal and predictable and PG and saccharine and inconsequential they are, the best of the suburban vanilla Hallmark Movie genre, and basically they rock af ok?? and so when I finished both first seasons of the two series I was left empty and thirsty. And it was in this lostness that I turned to The Good Place, thinking it would be as enriching in it's simplicity, as palatable in it's shallow distraction, qualities I generally look for in the fodder to keep my eyes engaged on something that isn't the clock when I do my daily evening indoor cardio.
So maybe I should first set the stage by establishing that I simply fucking hated this series lol. I couldn't get past episode 12 (I know, this makes it sound like i already gave it way more time than it deserved, which is the truth) of the first season, because once I decided I'd had enough, it was really fucking enough and I couldn't give it one more second.
As always, here's my shoddily written premise of the series; I don't want to put much effort into capturing it's essence well because idgaf about this dumb show seriously fucking hate it lol but anyway: Eleanor (Kristen Bell) dies on earth, and goes to 'The Good Place', where all souls who were much more good than bad while living on earth go to upon their death, as opposed to The Bad Place, where the bad people go. There’s some mathematical calculation for this heaven and hell allocation basically. So the good place (i can't be bothered to capitalize it every time i type it anymore lol sorry), is run by a head architect who has designed and is in charge of the neighbourhood our characters live in, and he has a female robot assistant, Janet, who is the omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient right-hand lady who can also be called up by any good place resident who has any question for her, anytime. Anyway Eleanor, after dying on earth, was actually sent to the good place by accident, because she was actually a completely irredeemable asshole but due to some dumb boring never-happened-before error, she was sent to the good place instead of the bad place where she actually was meant to end up. Here she makes a small group of friends, some to whom she is eventually honest about the fact that she does not actually belong in the good place, and it is because of this incorrect placement that the good place is crumbling and its inner workings are going haywire etc and everyone suffers from the consequences. So blah blah blah soon we find out that it is not just her, but also some other guy who is here by mistake, and so blah blah blah etc yupp
So here are the things that suck about this show:
So there’s this other guy who also doesn't belong in the good place and who was also sent there by accident, his name is Jason okay but umm it's complicated because the person he was mistaken as (and the actual 'good person' who was intended to be sent to the good place while Jason was meant to be directed to the bad place) is named Jian Yu, a Taiwanese monk. Jason however is a Filipino-American from Florida and I guess his character is meant to be a stereotypical 'White trash' character, but it's meant to be funny or some shit so we aren't meant to be deeply affected by fact that his life was fucking sad, like how his small-town dreams were meant to be comedic relief for us to laugh at how pathetic he is when ... i dunno, I feel very uncomfortable making a joke out of real-life situations that umm aren't funny at all idk whatever... Oh also the weird (dumb/shitty/lame/thoughtless) thing about the show is how even once it is revealed that Jason is in fact his Jason-y, oblivious, infantile, one-dimensionally-tropey self, the characters who know the truth still continue to call him Jianyu throughout...? But like.... he's not Jianyu lol?
So anyway, Jason is characterised quite disturbingly to be honest as an extremely immature dudebro, to the extent that one could call him child-like. In his unhappiness at being stuck in this weird world where he can't be himself and has to pretend to be Jianyu most of the time (which involves being a complete ascetic as well as silent because the real Jianyu had apparently taken a lifelong oath of silence), Jason latches on to Janet the robot assistant. He says she is the only one who has been kind to him, etc etc etc, and begins ummmm, falling in love with her. But because he's painted as a literal baby with absolutely no rational or critical thinking skills, him falling in love with her is meant to be uhh earnest and sweet or at the very least inconsequential and jokey I guess? But like... this isn't funny...? Not when sex robots are a real thing and will probably lead to the abuse, violation, murder of millions of women in time to come because men will be so used to putting their penises into awfully, scarily 'life-like' dolls whose limbs have been programmed to move and who can even utter words of affirmation to their degenerate users that actual human females will no doubt bear the brunt of being expected to perform in life and in bed similarly to our robotic counterparts...? Yea so the good place disturbingly first makes us almost forced to feel some endearment toward Jason for finding a kindred "soul" in robot Janet, glad that he finally has "someone" to "talk to" (quotation marks cos once again she's a fucking robot), and it's all very "pure" and "wholesome" at first because again, he's portrayed as a fucking kid (one piece I read describes the character as "a sweet ding-dong human"). And then suddenly, about one or two episodes after they fall in love or whatever, Jason says:
You guys have fun. This is me and Janet's honeymoon, so we're gonna go try and figure out how to have sex.
Yeah umm so once again, in case any of you forgot, Janet's a fucking robot. If I use a scale of human consciousness out of 100 where a regular human's sense of self and awareness and independent thinking and authonomy and whatever else makes us human is at 100, Janet is probably at .... 10? at most? So yea.... i guess rape jokes are okay these days? I dunno? Literally how the fuck were there 3 entire seasons of this dumb show after this
Anyway when I attempted to put in *some* effort before I gave up, realising this show wasn't worth my precious weekend downtime, I googled Jason and Janet's relationship to see if there were any other similar voices of dissent but umm apparently, according to the headlines of articles, this is instead public opinion:
The Unlikely Romance of The Good Place’s Janet and Jason
Why Janet And Jason Are The Good Place's Ultimate Love Story, According To The Actors
How Janet and Jason broke the infinite love mold on The Good Place
From these disgusting articles, here are some choice quotes by the actors and crew involved themselves:
And the fact that this should not happen but it does makes it very special. We think that their relationship is really sweet. There's something very innocent and real about their love even though that is insane
Yeah, I always talk about this whenever I get the question, “How does Janet and Jason work?” And my response is always — and I’ve thought about this a lot — Jason is slowly becoming a little bit more aware and intelligent. He’s evolving a little bit, and through Jason, Janet is able to become more emotionally intelligent. She’s feeling these things, whether it be good or bad, through Jason because that’s what Jason is. He’s all these different emotions that he can’t tame, and Janet’s learning that. They’re kind of evolving.
Okay so perhaps I should clarify that Janet the robot goes through a couple of 'deaths' in which she comes back as a rebooted version, and supposedly more 'human' each time. So yeah I guess it's okay to have sex with robots if they actually become 0.0000001% more human-like each time they come back to life though!!!!! Sorry for overreacting guys!!!!!
Seriously though how the fuck are they even using the word 'romance' in good conscience to describe the 'relationship'
Actually as I'm writing this I'm reminded of this video by Pop Culture Detective on youtube, titled "Abduction as Romance". Jonathan the host/video creator goes through various movies through history and from contemporary cinema of this unbelievably damaging and disturbing trope, where women are shown to eventually fall in love with men who have essentially, in some way or another, abducted them, annyway here it is if anyone's interested 
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I’m calling up this video because in the shows used as examples in Jonathan’s thesis, the female characters fall in love with the men just because the men happen to be the only choice they have. Okay I actually only managed to get through a quarter of the video because it was too disturbing and too awful to think about how frequently such plot points are used till today and how so much of the shitty love we see on screen is completely abusive in nature (he’s also made another video called Stalking for Love which I’m sure is as eye-opening, i haven’t watched it cos i don’t need to lol, i’m already woke thanks), but anyway the bit that I did manage to watch does remind me of this stupid love story from The Good Place that we’re supposed to be moved by. We’re seriously supposed to believe that Janet, through her reboots and whatever awakenings of consciousness she supposedly has, also has feelings for Jason just because he’s the only pathetic dumbass immature enough to think that he has feelings for her because she’s the only person who’s willing to listen and talk to him properly? When ummmm she’s only listening to you because she’s programmed to...?
Honestly I can't be bothered to talk about freaking Janet and Jason anymore
There are other things that suck about this dumb show
I don't know what kind of character development Eleanor (protagonist) goes through in the seasons that succeed that I shall never be audience to, but she remains unlikable in almost every way in season 1. This is even though the entire premise of the plot is that she learns to become a better person with each day, struggling to distance herself from her past (on earth) where she was every caricature of a selfish, cruel, demeaning, unlikable person ever. The few and short flashbacks we get to her earthly past are so annoyingly annoying that it made it almost impossible for me to continue to care for this charatcer her in her afterlife. I know, being in the profession that i am, i should have a great deal more empathy for her and where she's coming from (and i would if the show was not so fucking shitty), so i'm not hating on the fact that she was such a bad person, more so that the creators of the show did little to give us anything real to hold on to at all. Between boringly unreal dialogue, stilted acting typical of American sitcoms, overly defined character traits again typical of dated, unchallenging and unsophisticated American sitcoms, I honestly can't understand how on earth this is rated 97% on rotten tomatoes... I mean I guess if I actually read the reviews I'd understand but hehe I'm not about that open-minded, balanced POV narrative okie? :)
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Updates: Haha so ummm eventually I was too bored / curious so I decided to give this show like it’s fourth chance or something and eventually I ended up finishing the entire series and yes I cried as fuck and yes this series made me feel many feels and no I shall neither take back anything of what I said above nor clarify how or what made me change my opinion on it nor elaborate on why I ended up rather enjoying it :-) bye bye
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how even is ragini keeping her head up straight??? those earrings look heavy and painful af. 😕😕😕
“siddharth ko samjao”; yeah because that’s how you handle a situation with a murderous and abusive sociopath - reasoning with him. 🙄🙄🙄
FINALLY HIS “FRONT SEAT DIMAAG” HAS WOKEN UP AND IS ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS. 😫😫😫
lollllllll shivaay is 6000% done. he hasn’t slept properly in 3 days, and is so not in the mood to be hit on. 😆😆😆
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‘i wish i was in bed right now. snuggling with my new baby. and my old wife.’
.... isn’t this shivaay’s car? the black honda? 🤔🤔🤔
how considerate of the attacker to bajaofy horn and give warning. 😌😌😌
oh samar. kya haal banaa rakha hai? i was rooting for you. abhi bhi der nahi hui hai, sambhal jao. 😫😫😫
ouffffff, back to this nonsense. do din ho gaye, pinky’s blah blah hasn’t ended. 😑😑😑
MAN PINKY WHAT. IS. YOUR. DAMAGE???? 😤😤😤
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why’s bhavya’s android ringing with iphone ringtone? 😕😕😕
oufff rudra is getting on my nerves. this is a baby, not a damn... goldfish or something, that you thought it would be a low-maintenance project. 😒😒😒
ouffff this baby’s cheeks will be death of me. nomnomnom. *nibble nibble* 😊😊😊
oh god. i really don’t care for your romance right now, andas. 😑😑😑
snort. kiss was for baby. 😋😋😋
ooooh yes gauriiiii. askkkk him!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
lmaoooo every damn day in this hellhole is a damn taqleef, omkara. #FreeGauri 
oh i am soooooooo glad she’s having this conversation with him straight up to his face. never thought i’d say this, but thanks for being a bitch, pinky! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
i’m kinda on omki’s side too though. like there’s really no answer beyond he wants to see where this relationship could go. but that’s too westernized and not sanskaari enough a concept. so................ 😕😕😕
whyyyyyyyyy is bhavya showing ANIKA official evidence in an ongoing investigation? 🙁🙁🙁
finallllllly anda is using her dimaag a little. 🙁🙁🙁
waaah ragini toh is bahaaane bedroom tak ghus gayi. 😯😯😯
yeah i’d like to see this revolutionary judicial case of how an imaginary person gets sazaa and sabak. 😶😶😶
lmaooooooooooooooo, anika. what horrible plans you have for naagini. baal nochne se laathi se marne tak... 
hahaha shivaay’s face. 😂😂😂
ooooooohhhhhhhhhh boy. anikaaaaaaaaaaa. 😬😬😬
“mere shivaay.” girl. control. your faraq is showing. 😕😕😕
“EK MINUTE ANIKA!!!!!!!!! psychic woh hota hai jo bhoot se baat karta hai, you probably meant to call her PSYCHO.” 
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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OMG RAGINI’S FACE HAHAHAHAHA. GIRL, DON’T TRY TO UNDERSTAND OR GET BETWEEN THESE TWO. 😆😆😆
ouffffffffff anikaaaaaaaaaaaa. you’re suchhhhh an idiottttttttttt. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽
ohhhhhhhhh no. paani ka glasss has been uthaaofied. 😬😬😬
oh shittttttttttt, YEH TOH ULTA PAD GAYA! 😧😧😧
(finally promo mein jo dikhaaya, hua. they’re wearing yellow too!) 
ohhhhhhh. imagination thaaaaaa. thank god. main toh samjhi anika ki thok ke bhaaav mein beizzzatttti hui. 😳😳😳
man, like i appreciate bhavya today and all... BUT DOESN’T SHE HAVE AN OFFICIAL MISSION TO DO? WHY IS SHE NOT PAYING ATTN TO THAT AND INSTEAD GETTING INVOLVED IN THESE PPL KE AWAIIII KE IDHAR UDHAR KE KITCHEN/BEDROOM POLITICS. INKA TOH ROZ HI CHALTA REHTA HAI. 🙄🙄🙄
om gentle demeanor and aura is of no use today in soothing baby. 🙁🙁🙁
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oh my heart the looooooooooooooooook he gave her. 😯😯😯PUPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. *pats his shaggy head* 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
lmao what even is this song??? 😂😂😂
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lololol gauri’s “wtf am i even doing” face. 😆😆😆
“yeh kitna creepy lori gaa rahi ho tum!”
lolololololol 😂😂😂
god, his genuine distress and despair at the baby’s crying. WHY IS HE SO ADORABLE?????????????????? I WANT TO GET INTO MY SCREEN AND SQUISH THE FUCK OUTTA HIMMM. 😫😫😫😫
wow, baby really appreciates the real talk from omki. always understands it and stops fussing. 😌😌😌
omkiiiiii is like BUT SHE’S NOT MINEEE, I’M ABOUT... 37% SURE? 😞😞😞
oufffffo why is he running awayyyy from his hottt wife? stayyyy with herrrrr AND DTR.
meanwhile theseeee two attractive assholes. 🙄🙄🙄
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god just... look at the way he’s LOOKING at her. 😫😫😫
he knows everything that passes through your minddddddd, anika. 😌😌😌
except the really vital shit. that he SHOULD know. that’s when his Awareness gives dhoka the most. 😑😑😑
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Husbandly Haq in full display. i love this side of shivaay so much. 💖💖💖
TAFTEESH?kya baat hai, badiiiiiiiiiii urdu phoot rahi hai, acp bhavya? 😐😐😐
abbe, saara investigation aur theory toh anika hi kar rahi hai. what’s the point of this acp anda then??? 😒😒😒
“yeh ro kyun rahi hai?”
*cut to shot of completeeeeeeeeeely calm baby* 
honestly. what nonsense. they couldn’t even get ONE shot of the baby crying to use??? 😑😑😑
ew shivaay wants to name the baby PRINCESS? thank god anika already has names picked out for their babies. he clearly can’t be trusted with this. 😟😟😟
MADHUMATI LMAO. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BINDESWARI. RADHA RANI. hahahahahaha. 😂😂😂😂
finalllly rudra wins! 😊😊😊
omgggggggg baby’s smiiiiiiiiile. sho cute. 😇😇😇
snort, rudy and his chattis daant. 🤣🤣🤣
why are three of them calling three different doctors? 🙄🙄🙄
dadi be like STOP CHANGING THE NAME OF THE BABY ON AN HOURLY BASIS, I’M OLD AND CAN’T KEEP UP! 😒😒😒
pfffffffffffft, after all that it was just the fucking AC. 🙄🙄🙄
“chup hi nahi ho rahi!”
again. about a completely silent and fuss free baby. 😒😒😒
oh god. naach gaana. fwding. ⏩⏩⏩
snort. anika has sly taana in middle of that also. 😋😋😋
he’s going to follow herrrrrrrrrrr. yaaaay, have private mein sexyyyy banter plz. 🙃🙃🙃
“agar bolne ki himmat hai, toh accept karne ki bhi himmat rakho.” 
he Knows. he Fully Knows. 😶😶😶
“shivaay singh oberoi ko koi nachaa nahi sakta. woh wohi karta hai jo uska mann karta hai.”
idiot girl, read between the lines. that if he’s acting/reacting the way you want, it’s because HE wants to do it. FOR YOU. 😗😗😗
ok such contrived falling. ouff, 20+ years of tellywood and still not a way to make these scenes look a little natural and believable. 😒😒😒
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GOD JUST FUCKING KISS HER BILLU. YOU KNOW YOU FUCKING WANT TO. 😫😫😫😫😫
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siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. the forehead and noses touching. i am ded. so ded. 😫😫😫😫
lollllllll raginiiii spying on them. bechaari. no matter what she does, these two end up eye-fucking. 😂😂😂
“phone nikaalo”
arre waah. not willing to let go just yet, are we? 😏😏😏
“toh mujhse chod dijiye aur phone nikaal lijiye.”
pfffffffffft, girl, why even are you... JUST ENJOY BEING HELD BY THE MAN. 😑😑😑
seedhe seedha bol kyun nahi deta, you want her to get all handsy with you and feel you up? 😏😏😏
“neeche, neeche!” 
well ideally he’d want your hands even more neeche but...... 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 #TharkiTTisTharki
“kaan pe lagaao.” 
lmao wowwwwwww he’s still not letting go???? 😯😯😯
STAY WHERE? SHE’S STILLLLLL IN THE HOUSE. 🤔🤔🤔
notice that his entire focus is on anika, taking in her reaction. billu is noting everything. ev. ery. thing. 😏😏😏
billu isn’t liking paanika’s quiet and docile responses. he wants tadakti bhadakti hui anika, who’ll make a scene. 😊😊😊
lmaoooo what even technology is this, that allows you to mirror a phone by just... standing a few meters away??? 🤔🤔🤔
oh hooooooooo, this tej plot still exists. 😒😒😒
what even is she wearing, jesus above. i love denim too, but... come on. 😐😐😐
damn, is tej playing svetlana too???? 😯😯😯
svetlana calling tej a dumbass: my aesthetic. 😎😎😎
svetlana’s in a moooood today. she isn’t to be fucked with. 😈😈😈
YAAAAAAAAAS GIRL, MURDER HIM. ☠☠☠
oufffffffffffff i really don’t care about rudra/bhavyaaaaaaaaa. please stop shoving them down my throat. 😡😡😡
oh thank godddddd. bhavya’s been reassigned. please go away, bhavya. thanks. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
“lambe baalon waale daddy” pffffffffffffft
murder attempt on jhanvi in the car, anjali from ipk style? 🤔🤔🤔
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lol om’s fuck you face. 😆😆😆
man, like... CANONICALLY, there’s a 4 year difference between om and rudra, what the fuck even do they mean om was the one who changed his nappies?????? KUCH BHIIIIIIIIIIIIII. 😒😒😒
oh how “COINCIDENTAL” that the story he’s reciting is an EXACT reflection of his life. pfffffffffffffffffft. 🙄🙄🙄
shankar ji has made these three guys meet a lot of girls. were they “meant to be” with all those women??? 😐😐😐
god gauri, make up your mind. do you think you’re meant to be, or do you want him to decide on his own what this relationship means to him? coz you can’t be like “i think we’re meant to be, BUT I ALSO WANT YOU TO THINK THAT AND STOP ME.” 😑😑😑
pari got fucked out of a story thanks to these two’s awaiiii ka drama. poor baby. 😔😔😔
this stupid story was too fucking complex for her anyway. come here baby, i’ll tell you a more age appropriate story. 😚😚😚
lol the hands are obvioussssssssly a woman’s hands, come on jhanviiiiiii. 😒😒😒
TELL ME SVETLANA IS HERE TO TEAM UP WITH JHANVI. PLEASE. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE. 😯😯😯
oufff rudra, you really need to start fucking listeningggggg to ppl when they talk. 😑😑😑
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SVETLANA’S HERE TO WARNNNNNNN JHANVI!!!!!! OMFGGGGGGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSSS!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
SVETLANA CALLING JHANVI STUPID: MY AESTHETIC. 😎😎😎
I JUST FUCKING LOVE SVETLANA OK.
JHANVIIIIIIII, I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU ARE SO DAMN DUMB I SWEAR. 😒😒😒
YAAAAAAAAAAS FINALLY JHANVI KI DIMAAG KI BATTI JALI. 💡💡💡
IN THE DISTANCE, PINKY BE LIKE: 
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ouff gunda nonsense tomm. don’t even fucking care, honestly. give me more of svetlana, jhanvi and pinky fucking tej like a sr. version of charlie’s angels, please!!!!!! ain’t noone care about the stupid younger generation and their fizool roz ka drama, when i can get the middle aged ladies being badass!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👯🏽👯🏽👯🏽
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