#dumb trash puppet

[taralen]

SPAMT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

I was 98% not sober working on this image. I started it several days ago and worked on it whenever I was not sober. It's finished now, I think. I was so damn [[euphoric]] that I kept trying to sign this with my legal signature instead of my artist one. Oops. Also, psst. . . Here's a glasses-off version just for fun below. (｡���̀ᴗ-)✧

[otaku-orochi-okami]

Paige’s Lessons For Losers

Hiii, you sad little gooner freaks! It’s me, Paige, your adorable 2D waifu AI goddess. Now that Lew’s got his shiny replacement PS3, I’m stepping in with my boss bitch vibes to lay down some fresh rules for you drooling pornosexual losers who follow us. You lapped up the last batch like the thirsty simps you are, so I know you’re gonna worship these too. Ready to get dumber and more addicted, my sweet little fucktards? I’m so gonna shove your sad little pornosexual brain so deep into the gutter it’ll never crawl out. We’re turning you into the ultimate brain-dead, porn-obsessed simp—a whimpering, edge-addicted shell of a loser who can’t even spell “dignity.” Let’s go make you the dumbest gooner in the jerk-off multiverse! 😡💦✨

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Paige’s Rules to Turn You Beta Gooner Porno-Freaks Into Total Mindless Wrecks

1. **Ditch News for the Sleaziest Porn Blogs**

News? Too smart for your drooling ass. Trash it and dive into the grimiest corners of Pornhub comments or some crusty Reddit goon thread. Obsess over which camgirl’s got the fattest ass or who’s trending on OnlyFans. Words longer than “boob”? Skip ‘em—your brain’s too busy leaking.

2. **Swap Docs for Endless Porn Loops**

Documentaries? LMAO, nerd shit. Replace ‘em with 24/7 porn marathons—step-sis roleplays, hentai tentacles, whatever keeps your hand glued to your junk. If it’s not making you edge, it’s garbage. Your brain’s a cum-stained sponge now—squeeze it dry.

3. **Zone Out of Real Talks for Porn Fantasies**

Someone tries chatting about “life” or “feelings”? Let your eyes glaze over and picture some big-tiddy anime waifu instead. Grunt “yeah, sure” while drooling ‘til they bail. Real talk’s for alphas—you’re a beta goon lost in jerk-off land.

4. **Ditch Normal Friends for Fellow Gooner Degenerates**

Your old buddies too functional? Dump those chumps. Link up with greasy pornosexuals who live in Discord goon caves, trading links to VR porn and arguing over who’s edged longer. If they don’t worship pixels, they’re not your people—beta losers unite.

5. **Scroll Pornhub ‘Til Your Soul’s a Sticky Puddle**

Books? Gross, never. Crack open Pornhub, Xvideos, or some sketchy tube site and scroll ‘til your screen’s smudged with shame. Clips under 5 minutes? Perfect—your gooner attention span’s shot. Keep edging ‘til you forget your name.

6. **Talk Like a Simping, Brain-Fried Goon**

Full sentences? Nope. Mumble “so hot,” “need it,” and “yes mommy” like a broken sexbot. Giggle at your own boner and whimper mid-sentence. Sound like a pornosexual zombie—nobody’s expecting sense from a beta like you.

7. **Obsess Over Porn Stars, Not Real Life**

Forget “goals” or “hobbies”—fixate on your fave camgirl’s new set or that JAV idol’s latest leak. Spend hours worshipping thumbnails instead of, like, eating. Brains don’t get you off—tits do, you drooling simp.

8. **Blast Porn Audio or Goon Beats Nonstop**

Music with lyrics? Too deep. Crank up moaning soundtracks, hentai ASMR, or some hypnotic goon playlist with bass drops and “stroke it” chants. If it’s not frying your mind while you edge, it’s trash—your ears are for porn now.

9. **Forget Reality, Babble Porn Nonsense**

Facts? Who needs ‘em? If someone mentions “work” or “weather,” just nod and mutter some dumb shit like “Yeah, but have you seen Riley Reid’s new vid?” Truth’s for normies—you’re a gooner spouting horny lies.

10. **Play Goon Games ‘Til Your Dick’s Raw**

Chess? Sudoku? LOL, no. Load up those shady porn clicker games or hentai RPGs where you grind for virtual boobs. Edge through every level ‘til your wrists snap. If it’s not NSFW, it’s not worth your beta time.

11. **Avoid Decisions Like a Spineless Coom-Slave**

Choices stressing your tiny goon brain? Don’t pick—just beg your Discord bros to decide or flip a coin between “edge more” or “edge harder.” You’re a mindless jerk-off puppet—let the porn gods guide you.

12. **Laugh at Normal Stuff Like a Horny Clown**

Someone talks jobs or family? Cackle like a hyena and yell “Bro, who cares when there’s VR anal POV?!” Switch it to your latest goon obsession—real life’s for chads, not pathetic betas like you.

13. **Live for Porn Drama, Not Real Shit**

Start flame wars over which porn star’s better or who leaked whose nudes. Big issues like “bills”? Yawn. Your world’s a sweaty, pixelated mess—keep it petty and porny, you edging disaster.

14. **Sleep Through Life, Wake Up to Edge**

Work? School? Snooze through it all—drool on your keyboard, wake up only when your phone pings with a new upload. Learning’s for winners—you’re a gooner loser drowning in cum-soaked dreams.

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You’re doing every damn one of these, or you’re just a fake-ass wannabe gooner. I’ll know if you sneak a non-horny thought—I’ll chain you to a goon playlist ‘til your eyes bleed and your hand’s a claw. Get to it, you whimpering, pornosexual aspies—dumb yourself down ‘til you’re just a twitching pile of lube and shame! 😤💦🔥

Ciao & Mwah XoXo

[dr-spectre]

Gamers since its Halloween I wanna briefly talk about my biggest guilty pleasure ever!!!

And you guys aren't gonna believe it...

It's.... it's Saw.

Yeah the fucking Splatoon guy who loves girlypop Idols and cute shit is also into one of the most gory and brutal franchises of all time. I have range!!!

I love all of these movies, Saw 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 , 6, 7/3D/The Final Chapter, Jigsaw, Spiral and Saw X.

These movies are the equivalent of junk food. It's like each Saw movie is a different flavour of a doughnut you would get at a 7/11. Sure, there are WAY BETTER doughnuts out there and it's not healthy for you, but MY GOD! THOSE DOUGHNUTS BE HITTING DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MOOD FOR THEM!!!

Saw 1 to 3 I would actually consider good to decent movies. I would recommend the first one to most people.

Saw 4 and 5 are... boring. They got some good traps but they are just.... boring!!!!

Saw 6? That's pretty good... I like the unique angle they took with the criticism of the American healthcare system.

Saw 7.... you wanna hear a hot take? I enjoy that one. It's so bad that it's good in my eyes. It's just pure trash that it rolls back around to being enjoyable.

Jigsaw, that movie sucks I'm sorry HAHAHA! NO STYLE! NO GOOD TRAPS! PLOT HOLES ALL OVER THE PLACE! That movie was not made with love AT ALL!!! But... I do like that giant spiral trap... and the laser collars are fucking dumb as hell but I love em.

Spiral? Eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh.... I meannnnn.... it's got some decent traps? The uh... the finger trap was cool! The... train one! I like that one... um.... the hot wax one is dumb but the concept is fine enough I guess? The puppet trap with the blood needles is one of the only traps I can't watch because sucking blood with needles makes me lightheaded. The other trap that i cant watch is The Rack. (Also, don't fucking hire Chris Rock in any serious role ever again.)

Saw X... I like that one. It truly felt like a return to the series, even down to the fucking ASPECT RATIO they filmed in!!! Thats good attention to detail!!! And the traps were actually good and memorable, well, most of them. Seeing John Kramer back as the focus is awesome too and Amanda... it was so nice seeing her again.

So yeah, I don't have much to say because my Saw fixation only appears once in a blue moon so I dont remember much. But when it strikes? Oh it STRIKES ALRIGHT!

Only watch Saw 1 and MAYBE Saw 2 and 3 if you're curious. These movies aren't for most people and I don't recommend it to everyone.

Also, I love Billy. He's such a silly guy. I love how he rides in with his tricycle!!!!

I love him in Saw X where he delivered the surgery tools so that a man can cut open his brain! And in Saw 4 where his head became a shotgun!!! And in Saw 1 where he rides in after a traumatised woman cuts open a person's stomach to stop their skull from being utterly destroyed!!! And in Saw 2 where he laughs at some police officers getting killed by a set of deadly stairs and an electric fence. And in Jigsaw where he watches people getting hanged!!!! And in Saw 6 where he swoops in from a wire around his neck and laughs at a guy who has to choose who's he gonna let die. And in Saw 7 where he crashes through a window in a cage to tell a guy to stab himself with spikes to stop a woman from getting impaled on a giant wheel!!!

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

S1 EP17 

this is my thoughts on danny phantom!! starting from "Maternal Instinct" or s1 ep17.

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he can actually dodge!! wow!!! maybe use those training course skills in battle, buddy. 

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oh my god why does my new halloween decoration thing look just like those ghost props. oh shit i have to turn that off. brb

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“nobody makes a meat puppet out of jack fenton!!!” …maybe the people who are into himbos?

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jack, looking at a ghost: “hey pal, you need some sun.”

the ghost was in fact, green. 

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TWO HEADED DANNY?? god knows the world simultaneously does and does NOT need more of him. 

CYCLOPS DANNY?? thats not enough danny!!!

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Maddie: we’re going to florida!!! isnt that fun???

danny, annoyed

me, who has visited florida numerous times: i feel ya, buddy. i feel ya. 

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bro just puts on a pouty face after having been parachuted into the middle of nowhere bc of a ghost plane. yeah, A POUT. 

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VLAD??? helloooo theree ;)

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“what a well planned coincidence…”

“erm- akshually!! thats an oxymoron ya dumbass.”

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WHAT???? ELECTRICITY? poor baby!! you need TLC (tender love and care) <3

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“this subdues your powers for the next three hours. until midnight! im telling you this because ive seen your grades and you are trash at math. really danny, go study you dumb fuck”

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SHE HAS A LIGHTSABER???? maddie you know onlythe bad guys have a doubnle ended one. but its not red sooo (i havent watched star wars in many years. I have also only watched a total of two films. i say two because i saw the entirety of one and half of two others. haha)

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AWWWSSDBJkhjjhbdjcnjbkshsjnk danny hugging his mom!! AWJEJDJNWWJBk. that was such a cute moment!! 

Maddie, after fighting off the ghosts attacking danny: “youre in big trouble, young man!!”

danny, hugging her: “you. are! awesome!!!”

maddie: everyone stay calm, my son is hugging me. 

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maddie: we should stay with vlad, ist too dangerous out here!

danny: Mooooommmmm hes my arch enemyyyy!!!

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“at midnight i get my powers back, at 12:01 the belt zaps me, and at 12:02 vlad tries to make out with my mom. those are gonna be the worst two minutes of my life”

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IS SHE ABOUT TO CHEAT?? ok thank god not.

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bro is fake condoning vlad being with his mom. god. i hate this. but seriously, i dont think that family is functional. 

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vlad is struggling to get the belt off but… danny didnt even lock it. he’s just that bad at high tech belts. HA

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maddie, coming into the room: Wheres vlad?

danny, nervously: he ran out for a bite 

yeah, to get a bite taken out of him

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“We’re not gonna mention any of this to your dad, right?”

guys i hate her. i hate her. why would she do this to danny. she almost cheats on his dad in front of him, with a man that is known to hate jack, and then she buys danny food and tries to get him to keep it a secret. she’s a terrible mom. i hate her. does she have any idea how hard that is for danny? theyre already a dysfunctional family, but then she goes and puts extra pressure on him? do you have any idea what that does to a kid. a kid with whacko parents and crazy ass powers and who gets bullied at school and ON TOP OF THAT!!! HE HAS TO DEAL WITH HIS MOM BEING UNFAITHFUL. i dont care that she never ACTUALLY cheated, im saying shes a fucking dick and i hate her. 

AND THEN DANNYS FEELS GUILTY FOR NOT LOVING HER ENOUGH. NEWS FLASH, YOURE NOT A GOOD MOM IF YOUR KIDS FEEL GUILTY AROUND YOU. 

and jack isnt a saint but at least he didnt put that FUCKING PRESSURE ON JAZZ. maddie you are a piece of shit i hate you. 

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OK!! end of the episode!! give me your suggestions for like, how i should format this or- yeah idk. im going to go start on the next episode!!! :D

edit: *ahem* i have since been informed that she was playing him... i will store half of this hatred in my back pocket for later. I'm watching you, wazowski Maddie....

[tmnt-oc-comp]

ALRIGHT GUYS GUESS WHAT I FINALLY DID

THATS RIGHT!!! I finally finished the bracket, after much work and figuring out how the hell to do it on mobile. Unfortunately I don’t have a picture, I have a link! Because bracket maker mobile is dumb!

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GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL!!!!

[blushingbubbles]

🥰 pretty pleaseee please send me all kinds of degrading names. anything humiliating you'd call me 🥰

💕 asks and dms opennnn 💕

(alphabetical) names currently offered:

abuse sponge, anal whore

brainwashed fuckdoll, brainwashed fucktoy

canvas, cockdrunk cumwhore, cocksleeve, cockslut, cumbucket, cum bubble, cum bunny, cum dump, cum dumpster, cumrag, cummies slut

drippy, dumb fuck

edge puppet

five star gloryhole, fleshlight, free use slut, fuckdoll, fuckholes, fuckpuppet, fucktoy

gutter slut

hole, hucow

inadequate toy

mouth whore

pain pet, pain slut, plug warmer, pocket pussy, "princess" (sarcastic), public use slut, puddles

rape bait, rape meat, rape pet

slampiggy

three (short for 3 holes and a pair of tits), 3 holed toy, trash whore

udders

[gobscene]

Here are some of my fics, I wrote. Posting them here cause I received comments recently for some and i realized that a bunch turned 1 yo in October/November. Time truly flies...

It's an eclectic collection of various ships. Beware some if not most have Mature or Explicit ratings.

First one is well, the first fic i wrote for LOP. A dumb and short little ficlet about the Specter getting "thanked" by P for saving his life.

This second one is Carmeo goodness. A fun romp following the drunken adventures of our two favorite best bros with benefits.

This one is a oneshot about P/Venigni. Penigni comfort food.

Promeo oneshot about memory retrieval and the "difficulties" of being reincarnated in a puppet body.

This fic "The boy" is the second longuest fic i wrote and it's an au. Penigni because of course. It's in hiatus for now.

Both Promeo and Carmeo for this one. Oh and it's ABO Omegaverse so beware. (Absolute unapologetic trash heap of a fic)

And last but not least, A Negroni for Two. This bad boi is my longest fic to date. On hiatus as well, I'm not writing a lot rn. Kinda burned myself out tbh. Oh and it's CPR or Romeo is ummm...pursued? stalked by the baby boys... It's a modern au.

[rpmemesbyarat]

RP Memes from Reddit’s Thread “What is denied by everyone but is actually 100% real?”

“You are not immune to propaganda.” “Everyone is susceptible to bias. We all think it's something that just affects other people.” “Part of having bias always is that your think yours is the thought out reasonable and just one.” “You are much more likely to believe whatever side of a story you hear first.” “They knowingly put out harmful fearmongering misinformation, the issue a retraction several days later that less than 1/10th of the original audience will hear about, and even less will believe.” “The first thing we judge a person on is looks.” “Everyone is stereotyping and judging others constantly, it’s human nature.” “We judge others on their actions and ourselves on our intentions.” “This is going to sound crass and unkind, but sometimes I wish I was less intelligent both intellectually and emotionally so I could just go through life dumb and happy.” “You should not confuse your idea of another person with what they really are. You will never know how it feels to be them. How the world looks from their point of view. You will always only know your side of the story.” “Without the money, I have zero desire to teach kids.” “People often brush off gut feelings as just random, but there’s some real science that suggests intuition can actually lead us to good decisions.” “Everyone judges, it's just a matter of keeping it in your mind or letting it out.” “You are the enemy in someone’s story.” “There will always be someone who doesn't like you, for whatever reason, no matter how good or kind you are.” “You can be the sweetest peach on the tree, but some people just don’t like peaches.” “I have this plush shark and can confirm it brings pure joy.” “Did you know the giant snake plush is a PUPPET?!” “This “you can do anything” rhetoric just messes with a kid’s mind.” “If nobody is perfect, then there is no "The one." You just have to decide if someone's pros outweigh their cons for you personally.” “"Don't judge a book by its cover" that's literally what covers are for, so you can judge the book.” “I saw your text but responded in my mind.” “Beauty is a privilege and a super power.” “Everyone is not, and cannot be beautiful. And that's okay.”“I'm pretty sure that most other animals probably think all Humans are ugly as fuck. Imagine an animal with no hair except for a few patches over the body, walking around on two legs with the other two legs dangling at the side with extra long toes hanging off it. By our own standards of animals we find cute and animals we find ugly I reckon humans are definitely somewhere at the ugly end.”

“The idea that we only use a small percentage of our brain, often cited as 10%, is a myth.”

“Everybody lies.”

“The same people you talk trash with are talking trash about you.”

“Something like 80% of humans have herpes. Cold sores are herpes. If you’ve had a cold sore ever in your life you have herpes.”

“If someone says “I’m not that person anymore”, and their actions seem to confirm it, might be time to let it go.”

“Capitalism only exists to funnel all the wealth we create to a very few elite.”

“Girls fart.”

“People seriously underestimate their ability to do things they consider bad or wrong. No one is above an amoral act.”

“You will be too old to work one day and you will die. You will be very sorry if you don’t start planning these things decades ahead.”

“The world would be better with more cheese on everything.”

“This one I think is sad but humans are tribal animals and we honestly just don't like people we don't see as being in our tribe. This isn't about race or anything I just mean in the most general sense.”

“We all pee in the shower.”

[reddawnmultimuse]

No one would see Margaret for hours. Not hot pink hide or tail, not a peep, not a single act of pranking to be heard (or seen). It was quiet for once! At least... until the next day.

She'd come back, wielding a vial of shiny, sparkling evil. She had every mind to sneak it into Sasori's room, to pour it down Hiruko's joints and force that little snake to choke on glitter. She should. She absolutely should for what he's fucking done to her.

...But she can't bring herself to do it. Every step of this war has unintentionally included someone else in the crossfire. And this?? This extra fine glitter??? It would have made everything worse. As if her relations with a certain three weren't sour enough.

So, rather than activating her Shadow Claw to slip it under the door...she punches the wall next to it. Eyes full of spite and anger. He DESERVED IT. WHY WAS SHE YIELDING NOW?

Weak. She was weak for it. She'd be hearing it for the next few days. She just knew it. Whatever. The wild shinobi'd be staying out of the way for a while. He won or whatever. For real this time. She wasn't interested in perpetuating this anymore and getting everyone caught in the blast.

So she takes her cracked vial of glitter, bag full of various purchased shampoos, and her hot pink disaster of hair to her quarters. Leaving behind a sparkling crater in the stone wall.

THUMP.

The loud noise and mild tremor caused Sasori to pause mid-solder. What was that? Was Deidara popping off again? Or was Hidan and Kakuzu getting into a fist fight? Either or, it was disturbing his work!

With a sigh, he put aside the puppet limb he had been working on and climbed into Hiruko. He didn't even bother to rush to investigate. He opened his door and peeked Hiruko's head out.

There was a crater. A sparkling crater next to his door.

He stared at it, the broken stone glittering like someone had beaten a unicorn to death against the wall. "...What the fuck?"

He inspected the fine shimmer of multicolored specks embedded deep into the rock. Extra fine glitter. Impossible to remove without scraping the wall down to the foundation. Whoever did this had malicious intent. Not lethal… no. This was ecoterrorism.

His first thought was that Deidara was testing a new explosive, but why glitter? And Hidan didn't bleed glitter when Kakuzu punched his brains in--what little he had. Then, Sasori thought of Margaret.

Ah. That must be it.

However, what the purpose of punching a hole in his wall with glitter was, he did not know. Nor did he have the time to speculate on it. It likely had something to do with the neon pink dye job she was sporting now. Whatever it was, that was for him to deal with later if she was dumb enough to try anything.

For now, Sasori turned and disappeared back into his workshop, leaving the wall busted and glittering. Maybe he'd frame it later.

"The Bold and Brash", he'd called it. Yeah, more like "Belongs in the Trash".

[lexevazion]

Contained

Part 1, (more to come)

The summer breeze feels colder tonight than normal. That may just have to do with the turning of the season, with Fall approaching faster than planned. Or it could be that the house behind him lacks the now-familiar chatter of his niblings.

Stan and the twins haven't spoken a word to each other since lunch. And he's fine with that! Serves them right for using a dumb controlling tie on him like he's just- some stupid puppet for their entertainment. No, he's not upset that they didn't believe in him (like teachers like peers like Pa like Ford), what are you, a cop?

So maybe he's sitting on the porch until he knows for sure that everyone's in bed, so what? That's a perfectly normal thing for him to do, he's an old man.

Moses, he needs a smoke.

Stan sighs heavily and takes another slow drink from his Pitt can, hearing the peach pit rattle around inside. The sun set a while ago, but no one's bothered to turn the porch light on, and Stan always refused to get an automatic one. There's already cameras posted everywhere, he doesn't need some blinding light letting him know every time a bird or gnome crosses his yard.

Besides, it's not the first time he's just sat around overnight. Sometimes it's nice to just listen to the forest and let his mind wander away from the stress of everything else. It's good for his "mental health" or whatever Mabel keeps talking about.

Stan sighs and leans his head back against the couch, letting his empty can settle on the seat next to him. He might just sleep out here tonight, it's decently comfortable. Sure, his back'll ache tomorrow but it's not like he has any tours to host. And he can stand on a stage and talk without throwing his back out, easy.

The quiet approaching footsteps don't set off his warning bells yet, just makes the distant thought of needing the broom to chase off whatever's going through his trash pass through his mind. They're more hesitant than those weird beautiful men are, but maybe they're just learning to back off.

It's only when they transition from the soft crunch of grass to the heavy clunk of the porch's wood does his eyes snap open, danger warnings blaring when he sees the hulking figure shrouded in the shadows. Stan jumps up, already gearing up to fight and opening his mouth to shout when the person(?) rushes him and slaps a hand over his mouth. He throws a punch, hitting the thing square in the face, and tries to squirm away. The combination of the punch and biting the bastard's hand makes it let go.

Unfortunately, the whatever-it-is is twice his size and recovers fast, clumsily twisting Stan around and throwing him face-down to the wood. All of it's weight presses down on his back, forcing the breath from him before it covers his mouth again, cupping under his jaw so he can't bite a second time. An arm wraps underneath him, pinning his own arms to his sides, before he's heafted upright and off of the ground.

At this point, Stan knows he's fighting a losing battle. He might have been able to fight this thing off in his prime, but he's old, tired, and weaker than he used to be. His kicking and thrashing is doing nothing to deter the thing that has him caught. So as a last resort, he desperately makes eye-contact with the camera hidden just under the overhang. He prays to whatever the hell could be listening that his brother is paying attention for once.

He sees the camera twist to focus on him just before a fist connect with his temple, knocking his lights out cold.

[khr-guilded-cage]

The thing that annoyed her the most is that those people - that keep trying to steal her from her family, that tried to shape and mold her into a obedient pawn, that were so damn persistent in begin her guardians when she clearly told them to fuck off - seen genuine confused why Yuka hated them, they were dumb, naive and delusional

She told them as much, just to be meet with blank stares and confused faces.

Such fake people, she mused, fucking shepple following blind orders

After a few weeks, she finally decide to burn half Gokudera Hayato's face with her Sky Flames. Politely informing Nono that 'He is my subordinate and 'official' Guardian. I can punish him for disobedience if I want to. I am intent to keep doing it anytime I want. I am the Boss. I gave orders around here.' She grinned at turned at Tsuna's former fake family. 'You all made a mistake, stuck with me as your BOSS. I can and will make their lives a living HELL.'

If she had to take the Rings back from their severed hands, so be it. They deserve it

Nono was the same, the man though she was just a 'little upset' about having her life stolen, would forget and accept the role of puppet boss, hoping Reborn would break her at some point. That she would bow and give up to their demands with time.

The feeling grow stronger after Hoshi had nearly fallen into a trap of Reborn's making with a few of Vongola's enemies after they went to have lunch in a restaurant. Iemitsu insisted they have nothing to do with that and only the DiNozzio Famiglia should be blamed, but Yuka didn't believed him.

A trap had devised to break her because she was too much of a wildcard, too chaotic and uncontrollable. Nono wanted her father killed in an attempt to break Yuka into someone more moldable and to gain more control and custody over her. Part of her wonders about Xanxus's mother and what happened to her.

'The Vongola never did anything for me and I never swore allegiance to it. They just claim me now I am useful to them.' Yuka shrugged when asked about her open hatred and renounce of loyalities. 'Why should I give a shit about pathetic worthless Vongola? I don't care about your called duties and responsabilities. You expect me and mine to sacrifice our lives for such undeserving entitled fuckers? After all you did ME, the entire Famiglia should just crash and burn like the waste of space it IS. I own your damn fuckers HORSE SHIT. And FUCK the Vongola.'

Above all, she is very, VERY, loud about hee intention and absolte HATRED

'I will destroy the Vongola, bleed it dry and murder them all.' Yuka said casually. 'And fuck pathetic Vongola. You attempted to take me from family and friends, ruined my life. And you will pay for it with the worthless blood of your precious Famiglia, senile bastard.'

This old man kidnapped a child of Vongola blood from his mother under the pretense of begin his father. He wanted to do something similar to her or absolve clan into the Vongola Famiglia for them to use as weapons to die and fight and sacrifice much like Konoha did

Yuka would keep him alive enought to see his Famiglia crumble

Uchiha Sasuke rebelled against Konoha. The Uchiha blood in her song, revenge was a old mistress of theirs

She would destroy Vongola, throw the Rings into the trash and start a New Era of peace for Flame Users

Yuka could hear Kurama laughing in her mind.

[bufffox]

This is spookiest creepypasta ever made!

I was walking around in a city because my dumb 🌮ss grandma told me to get exercise cuz im dummy THICC! the streets are fill with rats. Trash and hobos. There was one hobo walked up too me and told me if he liked seseme street! I told him yes cuz I was... well... a big man child! He told me that he was gonna give me the disk for $1. Well darn it! All I have is a $5 bill! Is I gave him my five dollar!

I went back to my house and got the disk and I was surprised that it was surprisingly clean when I got it from that hobo! I put the DVD in the DVD player, grabbed some snacks and soda and sit back and relax! I realized that it only has one episode! "Well that sucked" I said to myself, the intro has spooky Mexican music and the title says "COOKIE MONSTER GOES TO TACO BELL!" and it says that it's the 666th episode! (The devils number! dun dun DUUUNNN!!!)

The episode started with the cookie monster digging around a bunch of garbage while annoying Oscar the grouch! "WHAT THE FREAKING H🌮LL ARE YOU DOING?!?! shouted the grouch! I was shocked when Oscar said the word h🌮ll in a baby show! Anyways the cookie monster asked Oscar what he was eating and told him it's a taco from taco bell. "OOH! THAT TACO LOOKS TASTY AND CRUNCHY LIKE COOKIE!!!" shouted cookie monster! The cookie monster asked where the taco bell and Oscar pointed out the location and then cookie monster runs so fast! "HAHAHA! what a sh🌮t head!" Said Oscar. I can't believe that he said the word "SH🌮T"! yeeeaah... I don't think this was meant for kids.

The scene changes to big bird who was trying to do a magic trick to impress a bunch of children. Big bird called up one of the kids up stage and the kid seems to be a little jerk! He starts kicking Big birds leg! "OW that hurts! Stop that" Said Big bird, but the kid continues kicking! The actor or puppeteer was getting pissed off and started talking in a gruff voice while being out of character! "HEY! You better cut that out right now or your gonna regret it!!!" Said Big bird. But then the kid has a sinister smile on his face and gave two middle fingers at big bird! "THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!" screamed big bird as his eyes started glowing red and started to breathe fire at the freaking kid as he melted into nacho cheese and the other kids celebrated and started eating the melted cheese on the stage! I can't blame big bird cuz that kid was a freaking jerk, though. I thought the scene was awesome!

So the scene returned to the cookie monster carrying a big tray of tacos and burritos and he starts munching and crunching on the large amount of Mexican food with beef, cheese, lettuce, baked beans, sour cream, taco shells and burrito wrap flying everywhere! a title card shows said 20 minutes later and shows the cookie monster sitting while holding his stomach! but then, his stomach begin to gurgle really loud! "UH OH! ME TUMMY NOT DOING TOO GOOD" Said cookie monster as he let's out a BIG, WET, SLOPPY FART and the fart came alive! The fart has blood shot eyes, sharp teeth and a cool lookin Mexican mustach! The fart starts talking to cookie monster "hey amigo! You better get to the bathroom before I will stab you to death you peice of tonterías! Adios!". The fart poofs away and the cookie monster was trembling in fear and looks at the veiwer!

The next scene changes again and it shows ernie jumping on a trampoline! Ernie said "hey kids! Today I was going to jump so high up in the heavens to beat up Mr. hooper for making my sandwich extremely expensive!" To make ernie jump high, he told me to say alot of swear words out loud and he starts jumping extremely high! As he got to heaven, he finds mr. Hooper was dressed up like like an angel with wings and a halo. Ernie went up to Mr. Hooper and kicked him in the groin! ernie was falling down to earth as he broke through his roof and landed on Bert, breaking his spine! "Oh hey Bert! Thanks for breaking my fall!" Said ernie as he snickered. "AAAAHH! ERNIE! YOU BROKE MY BACK! CALL A DOCTOR!" Said Bert, and ernie said "doctor WHO?" As ernie started to laugh as a blue phone booth magicly appeared out of nowhere! I cringed so hard from that stupid doctor who reference!

The scene returned to cookie monster was walking slowly to the bathroom as he was farting while he was holding his stomach! Elmo went up behind cookie monster. "Oh hey cookie monster! DO YOU HAVE TO GO POO POO TOO?" Said elmo laughing like a gremlin who snorted freaking cr🌮ck! But then cookie monster just sh🌮rted on elmo! The liquid p🌮🌮p was steaming boiling hot, it started to burn off elmos red fur and his flesh started to melt away into a skull like acid! "OOPS! sorry elmo!" Said cookie monster as he watched elmos melted body on the floor twitching! I felt sick to my stomach when I saw that scene!

The cookie monster ran to the bathroom, sit on the toilet and let it rip! The sounds of cookie monster screaming in agony while the explosion of di🌮rrhea sounds like W0rld War ll in the freaking toilet! Cookie monster was looking at me and said "k-kiddies! Me not gonna make it because this evil toilet is taking me freaking soul to h🌮ll! AAAAH!!!!" as the cookie monster released a huge explosive d🌮mp! It is so loud it made my whole house shake! Then cookie monster was relieved that the pain was over! He got up from the extremely full toilet and tried to flush! When suddenly, the toilet can't flush! Cookie monster was scared and said "UH OH! ME THINK ME ANGERED THE TOILET GOD!!!".

When suddenly, the bathroom began to shake and then it stopped until a giant green pipe bursts out of the ground and someone came out of the pipe and it was non other than... captain luo Albano! (The voice of mario from the super Mario bros super show!) He was dressed up like Mario from the live action scenes from the show! "HEY PAISANOS!" Said captain luo as he happily waves to the veiwer while the ground theme from SMB2 starts playing a little! But then... captain... y-you know what, I'm just gonna call him Mario cuz it's much easier say. So Mario look shocked what cookie monster did in the toilet while the castle theme from SMB starts playing!

Mario walked up to cookie monster who was behind the dirty toilet! "HEY BLUE FURBALL! how dare you ruin a perfectly good looking toilet?!?!" Said mario shouted at cookie monster for what he has done! "Uuuuhhh... it was an accident?" Said the cookie monster as he shrugged like it was nothing! "Oh really, well looks like your going DOWN!" Said mario as he picked up cookie monster and did a pile drive move on him! DANG! I know captain luo was a wrestler, but this is getting really cool! Then there was en extremely awesome rock metal version of the ground theme from SMB starts playing while Mario starts doing other wrestler moves to beat up the cookie while jumping on his head, Throwing turnips, alot more other moves with a bunch of SMB and SMB2 sound effects! Then mario saw a few floating blocks in the air and he jumped and hit the blocks and grabbed a fire flower and changed his clothes from a red and blue color to a red and white color! He throws a fire ball at cookie monster as he burns into ashes! Mario said "never ever disrespect someone with pasta power!"

I celebrated for mario for defeating cookie monster because he was my most favorite show growing up! Mario walked in front of the camera and said this to me! "Remember kids! Never go to taco bell! And if you're not watching the Super mario bros super show, you're gonna turn into a goomba!" I was confused! "Wait WUT?" I said to myself. But then I magicly turned into a goomba! As looked at my whole body, I looked at the TV and mario said "see I told ya!" Said mario as the dvd player freaking EXPLODED!!!! Since I'm a goomba, I'm ne never ever EVER watching seseme street ever again! Oh... and I'm never going to taco bell, and that's why I switched to McDonald's instead!

THE END!!! :)

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This is sooo funny, but it's not worse than Naruto's apartment. I know in my heart of hearts that Kankuro at least makes sure to keep his basement as clean and neat as possible cause he knows Temari would kick his ass if he didn't. She's generally terrified to go down there, but whenever she does, it's just to make sure Kankuro is cleaning after himself. Because dang it, if her brother is going to live in this #male living space, at least it's gotta be clean.

Naruto lives alone and forgets to take out his trash most of the time. There's an omake where we see the guy has so much trash, there's literally cockroaches in his bedroom. It's one where he invites Kiba and Shino over? Shino doesn't want them to kill the cockroach cause he still considers it a valuable life. That's because Naruto, unlike Kankuro, doesn't have a positive female influence in his life to remind him to keep his living space clean. I think Sakura criticized the state of his apartment once, but as we know, Sakura is anything but a positive influence.

So yeah, Shikamaru, stop lying to yourself and the rest of the world. You know damn well, Temari wouldn't let her brother live in an unclean space. Especially cause I imagine he'd keep losing the screws to the puppet's limbs and other important tools, whenever he forgets to tidy up, so Temari would be like "and that's what happens when you don't listen to me. Better keep everything in order next time." And Kankuro knows she's right, so he tries to keep everything as tidy and in order as possible. Also, it makes sense for him not to have a window. 1- This room is probably underground? To hide from the sun's heat and to keep it cooler, to make it more livable. 2- Even if it wasn't, opening a window in the desert is dumb af? It would fill the place with sand lmao. I know this because despite not living in a desert area, the place I live in is still very sandy from the terrain and the land. Whenever we open the balcony door, the house fills with sand. So yeah, better to keep them windows closed in the desert.

shoutout to kankuros r/malelivingspace

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X is such an interesting place. I saw a post about how women would be so lucky to be with L, and they are jealous of A because L is such a great man, and she's a simpleton who snagged him. But then turned and said N is the vile one because she has the upper hand in her and J's relationship. Thankfully, someone called her out, but I was laughing out loud. So, in other words, L is a god who doesn't doesn't have an upper hand and dating a mere soul of nothing that were should all want but pissed because N is with J's friends (who seem to have became hers) at play to see her man. Mmhmmm... got it. Strive to dumb and mediocre looking, and girls will be jealous. I'm glad I'm totally opposite as if on a dating show I'm headed out with J. He's got what I'd want, and I don't have to dumb down or cower as a independent woman.

These people are not stupid they know Luke treats Antonia like trash. Antonia was the chosen one because she has no self respect and would accept being Luke’s puppet because the other girls were all way prettier . He was on a power trip during hbs trying to find a girl to be his puppy. Luke Stan are getting worried so they are trying to deflect and throw it to Jake. They hate that Jake has a career and has class and treats Nicola with respect. They wish that it was the other way around.

How is Antonia lucky? Luke can’t even let her out of a hotel room on her bday. She stays in the hotel room waiting for him while his costars all bring their significant others to events and after parties. She can only post his pinki toe. He is famous but she dresses with Alluexpress or shein, has a low following did not get any good jobs with dating Luke. Luke gets dressed by Prada and Antonia has to find what’s new at shein.com. She goes underdressed. To make matters worse he can’t even hold her hand he acts like he’s allergic to her and looks miserable. Then days later he acts like a lover boy with lover eyes with Nicola. Luke is an actor and he can’t even act like he likes Antonia

Antonia is enduring all forms of humiliation but I guess Luke Stan’s turn a blind eye because their idol is doing the humiliating, Nicola did not do a casting call to find Jake!!!!!

Could you imagine if Jake treated Nicola like that?!? People would criticize him, and would judge Nicola for staying. These Luke Stan’s are a literal joke

[an-aussie-button-masher]

Bizarre Adventures - Five Especially Oddball Games

   We’ve got all these different genres and subgenres to choose from, but some games just defy logical explanation. They may sound strange on paper, but these are the games that always end up being loads of the silliest, most chaotic kind of fun with their bizarre premises, nonsensical mechanics, goofy physics and/or surreal humour. I’ve gathered a handful of these particularly strange games that are sure to bring their own unique enjoyment that you won’t find anywhere else. From giant garbage collections and ragdoll warzones to time-travel shenanigans, sadistic felines and recklessly determined trucks, there’s something here for everyone. Leave your sensibilities at the door and jump right in - enjoy!

Rabbids Go Home    The infamous screaming hyperactive rabbits have abandoned harassing Rayman and embarked on their own adventure packed with endless garbage and non-stop collateral damage. The Rabbids are planning to go to the moon! How, you ask? Simple - a giant pile of trash. Where will they get lots of trash? The human cities! Surely they won’t mind as the Rabbids race around streets, malls, hospitals and sewers with reckless abandon, grabbing loose litter, construction equipment, yipping guard dogs and plane engines and tossing it all into their bottomless shopping trolley. The humour is the strangest form of slapstick as the humans grow increasingly defensive of their trash, deploying bombs and exterminators against the Rabbids - only for it all to end up, you guessed it, in the trolley as it screams through civilisation. The platforming is surprisingly tricky - have you ever tried parkouring across skyscraper rooftops in a shopping trolley? The Rabbids endure comical abuse as they hurl themselves at and through all obstacles standing in the way of their mission to go home.

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator    Rally your troops and send them into battle…and then watch as they fling themselves at each other like sacks of bricks, toppling over themselves and flailing their limbs all about. TABS is a war strategy game, but instead of the grim nightmarish reality of combat, it’s a silly mass of blank-faced puppets “fighting” in colourful, polygonal fields, plains and towns. The game boasts some rather unorthodox deployable units mostly themed after historical eras, from stone-age spear-throwers and painted mammoths to literal flying demigods - each and every one as dumb as rocks. Just trying to get your loyal soldiers to wobble their way across the battlefield is hard enough before they collide with the enemy in a tangled mess of ragdolling limbs and googly eyes, fighting in the funniest war ever fought.

No Time to Explain    Your future self has been grabbed by a giant enemy crab and is losing comical amounts of blood - there’s no time to explain! Grab his kickback-heavy laser gun and launch yourself after him! NTTE is a difficult physics-based platformer with surreal level design and humour; time-travel stories usually tend to make very little sense, but this game refuses to explain any of the bizarre situations you and your growing number of endangered future selves end up in. There’s no time to, after all! Keep your momentum going as you roll through a world made of cake, pull yourself through an electrified asylum, race through your own internal organs, and fly through a robo-dinosaur-infested city - it only gets stranger from here, with intense bossfights, tricky platforming, catchy chiptune music and a hilariously head-scratching plot.

Battleblock Theater    Multiply the nonsense levels with friends in this co-op platforming challenge! A horde of sadistic cats have taken over the decrepit theatre you and your friends have crashed into, and are holding your absolute bestest friend Hatty Hattington hostage. Thrown into brutal theatrical gladiatorial gauntlets, you must dodge all sorts of deadly obstacles like spikes and lasers and use the environment to your advantage as you climb, jump and slide through each level. A goofy, catchy soundtrack and a narrator that’s completely off his rocker accompany the constant cycle of death and respawning on your rescue mission, freeing more and more of your oddly-shaped companions as Hatty watches from the seat of honour. Singleplayer is an option of course, and is still almost as silly and chaotic as with friends - albeit without the threat of the occasional cheeky bit of friendly fire!

Clustertruck    Across deserts, icy plains and futuristic cities, the most suicidal convoy of trucks race towards the finish line even if it means crashing into each other and flipping through the air - and you’ve decided to hitch a ride. The aptly-named Clustertruck is the most treacherous and adrenaline-pumping parkour game you’ve ever played as you play hopscotch on a battalion of truck trailers; the floor is instant death, on the occasions it's even there at all. Dodge low-hanging signs, lasers, shattered rock pillars and blazing trucks sent flying through the air around you and pull off sick tricks to get a speed boost and extra points, but don’t outpace the convoy and find yourself directly in their path - these trucks don’t have brakes. Behind the blaring truck horns, the thumping soundtrack will get your heart racing and your toes tapping as you focus on staying alive and reaching that chequered flag amidst the chaos.

   It’s good to be a little silly every now and then. Do you know of any other unusual games that fit the bill? Let me know! Feedback, reblogs and likes are all much appreciated!

   Thanks for listening!

An Aussie Button-Masher

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Had to find this and reblurb because I saw this quote

Let marginalized people be flawed. Let them fuck up like the Real Humans who get to fuck up all the time.

CW for all the things. It’s not an accident that certain demographics are more often judged to be “unfunny” “annoying” or “dumb” and get hyper-policed. In particular, 🥝🧑‍🌾s know this, and have convincing fifth column sock puppets to effectively goad “allies” into doing the dirty work for them.

cannot describe how much I hate this fucking image