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My anticipation is high.. 😁🤔
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[Image ID: There are three images. The first one is similar to a title card and shows a screenshot froom the show supernatural. Dean and Castiel stand facing each other. The screenshot is faded and superimposed with a blue background from a news show. In the front is a logo which says 'Destiel News Channel'. The second is a screenshot of Castiel from the same confession scene. At the bottom is a newsticker. The headline says 'OceanGate 2.0?'. The subline says 'Another billionaire wants to dive to the Titanic in a submarine'. The third image is a screenshot of Dean from the same scene edited so that a text looking like subtitles spells out 'I love you'. /End ID]
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And of course the most important question:
Will the submarine be named Tit?
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Everytime I see Vlad I just go “would.”
This blog is a constant daddy-issue checker for me, Hal xD
He sure makes it easy, doesn't he?
#asks#danny phantom#vlad masters#hjbendergifs#can't believe i'm into the dumb evil billionaire with a weird head#if i had any self respect left i'd be ashamed of myself#we're all stars now#on the vlad squad
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Andrew Minyard puts on his black combat boots and black armbands. He wears his black hoodie because Andrew is not like other boys. His newest teammate Neil Josten has an aura of danger that Andrew knows he is better off not getting close. But Andrew cannot help it. He is like a moth drawn to a flame. Neil’s untamed auburn hair that is never styled yet it is messy in an effortless way and his big blue orbs that must have a lot of hidden secrets. Andrew knows he should not play with fire but with that toned body Andrew minyard can not stay away.
Whatever, not like Neil josten would notice him anyways. He is the outcast in his teams and no one likes him. Neil josten would not care about him.
Imagine Andrew’s surprise when Neil josten joins him on the roof and shares his secrets. Andrew is right, Neil has a very dark past that is even darker than Andrew’s. Neil is involved in the mafia! But because Andrew is not like other boys he does not care and promise to protect Neil even though Andrew probably cannot do anything if anything happens. Neil probably has to be the one to save Andrew.
Neil also turns out to be loaded and he buys Andrew a car when his was destroyed and Andrew cannot say no to a Maserati.
Everyone else on the team is so shock when super attractive good looking Neil josten will choose to be with someone like Andrew minyard but Neil does not care and growls at anyone that says anything bad about Andrew.
#THIS IS SATIRE#SATIRE#okay this is satire pls don’t take this seriously#I have the idea to write like cringy wattpad from Andrew pov but the more I write the more I’m like oh no I feel like Andrew’s inner#monologue is exactly like that and I could not differentiate and had to try so hard lmao#I literally just have to tone shit up and like use cringy words and summarise the books and boom wow bad boy billionaire mafia Neil#and y/n Andrew!!!#I was low-key laughing out loud at how accurate this is tho like wdym this is exactly what happens in the books#from now on if people ask me what’s aftg about I’ll show them this#and that’s why Nora has amazing writing skills because imagine being able to write this shit in such a poetic way#and actually adding layers and deep meanings and it’s not dumb or cringe#anyways I love aftg and Nora sakavic#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court#aftg series#aftg fandom#aftg incorrect quotes#andrew minyard#neil josten#andrew joseph minyard#the sunshine court#aftg thoughts#aftg reread#aftg shitpost#tfc shitpost#incorrect tfc#tfc textpost#aftg andreil
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I'm Unpeeling Myself from Big Tech!
"Unpeeling" being any act you take that limits the amount of data a large tech corporation can gather from you, decreases your reliance on products of those corporations, or increases autonomy over your technology. I'm ripping the term from a line in this review by Joanna Nelius, where she writes, "People are looking for ways to peel their eyes from their smartphones like a layer of Elmer’s glue from their hand — to remove a part of themselves that really isn’t a part of themselves." It's different than "unplugging" because the goal isn't to go off the grid, or even to limit one's technology usage. The goal, instead, is to extract from the invasive, addictive, destructive capitalist vision a set of tools that are useful to YOU.
It started when I realized I don't need a smartphone. I've deleted most social media from my phone, and the stuff I still have I prefer to check on my laptop. Not all "dumb phones" (I hate this term) offer the same features, though, so I began to think on a granular level about what I need from a cell phone. Eg, not all "dumb phones" provide MMS, but my family lives 3k miles away. I wanna still talk in the groupchat.
On the more complex end, I write on my phone. I've been using Google Docs to move seamlessly from scribbled writing drafts on my phone to formatted, finished works on my computer since I was fourteen.
Except, Google Docs is useless now. I've been unable to use it since they lowered the storage capacity. The only other cloud storage writing thingy with similar functionality is Office 365, which sucks.
Could a dumb phone with a basic "notes" feature work? Maybe, but I'd have to re-type everything to get it into a formatted document. Ideally, I'd have like, a mini-laptop just for writing - something I could fit in my pocket or in a small bag, so I could bring it to work without looking like a dick - and then, in addition, a basic phone for calls/texts/GPS stuff. But does a device this specific to my use case even exist?
Yes. Yes it does.
This is a GPD Micro PC. GPD mainly sells handheld gaming machines, though this product is designed for mobile IT professionals. It's probably too chonky for a pocket, but mark my words, I will figure out how to make it work for me.
It's stupid, but this gave me a rush. I've been struggling along, tied to the bloated corpses of three gmail accounts, for years, because I needed Google Docs for my writing workflow. But now I don't. I have the power to actually tailor my tech for my life.
By this point, I was like, alright, I don't need Google Docs anymore, I don't need a smartphone, what else? Do I need Windows? No, probably not, right? I can use Linux Mint on this new guy, especially since he'll mostly be a basic writing machine. LibreOffice is less intrusive and bloated than MS Word - a better experience for free than I'd have from the paid program. If I go all the way and install Linux, I also won't have to deal with ads in my start menu, or pre-installed spyware screenshotting my activities.
In fact, if I back everything up on an external drive, I can delete my old Google Drives and switch my main computer to Linux, too! So, I finally bit the bullet and invested in an external hard drive.
This is the problem with "product ecosystems," by the way. When one part of that ecosystem - Google Docs - fails, the whole thing collapses. All the bloat and corruption you dealt with just stops being worth it, and it's easier to make a radical change to a new system. I witnessed something similar happen with comedy tech youtuber Dankpods earlier this year, except with Apple's ecosystem: he was a lifetime Apple guy - seemingly not in a worship way, but he liked their products, and was certainly in Apple's ecosystem. Then a couple things went sour for him, and now he runs Linux.
I'm doing this for personal and ideological reasons. I'm personally sick of Clippy - I mean, Copilot - peeping in to tell me how to write what I'm writing on Office 365. I abhor the idea of paying Google for a service they offered for free until recently, knowing they can flip the script at any point. And while we're talking ideology, I'm a communist, and even though this is far from a shift everyone can make, I believe that taking any available steps towards shutting Big Tech out of our lives is a net good. If all you can do is delete Instagram, or use a screentime tracker, or switch to Firefox, do it. I'm finally in a position to make this more drastic change, and I'm excited.
Get in the weeds about how you use technology. Do you need everything at your fingertips, all the time? If not, what, specifically, do you need? Is there a way that you, now or in the future, can trim out the parts you dislike? And what can you change now?
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If you have to use ableism, sexism, homophobia, racism, or any other bigotry to criticize a billionaire than you are reaching. You have plenty of other things you could say. You could talk about how if all the billionaires started putting their money to more housing, taking down the debt of their countries, making healthcare more accessible, but instead, a whole lot of you reach so far down that Satan is impressed because you managed to touch the very bottom of the pits of Tartarus.
The rich that are part of minorities are not beyond the “isms” and if you have to reach down to a part where the rich white guys would then what the hell are you even achieving?
When the Epstein list came out, plenty of people went to making fun of Stephen Hawking for his disability in order to criticize him for going to Epstein’s private island. And they thought they were justified because he may of been a pedo and if someone’s a pedo then it’s okay to be ableist. That’s some not great reasoning.
I think that people have so much bigotry inside themselves that when they see an advantage to use bigotry in order to criticize someone when they are in a higher position than them, they think they can use their power as someone who is racially white, able bodied, or amab to gain some sort of power. But that’s not going to do anything.
I keep on saying this but the only way that we can make things better for us middle class or lower class people is to have a sense of community. That is the most threatening thing to the rich. We don’t have to stoop to a low standard to gain an advantage, we can actually just have our sense of community and that in itself would be enough.
#leftist#communist#anti capitalism#community#billionaires are dumb#POC billionaires#queer billionaires#eat the rich#nuanced thoughts#leftist thoughts
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Elon being a bit too honest about billionaires planning to exploit earth’s natural resources till all the birds go extinct….and then presumably escape to Mars
#billionaires hate birds#billionaires are an invasive species#eat the rich#anti capitalism#after seeing how the deep ocean deals with billionaires I’d like to let space have a turn#please Elon be on this first ship to mars#twitter implosion#wtf is x?#holy shit this man is so dumb#biodiversity loss#climate crisis#wtf is going on man for real
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my roommate is dating the son of one of the richest families in my city and is crying bc me and my other roommate told her to get a prenup and figure out who is paying the mortgage on the house she's trying to move into with him
#she thought her bf OWNED the house... only to find out he only paid the down payment and his dad is actually on the title?#and the dad is trying to sell the place...#so were like. okay so your bf doesnt own the house???#and she's like. no he does but. he doesn't pay the mortgage so his parents are kicking him out#MAAAAM#and we're like dude you need to figure out whats going on so you dont get screwed#(and neither do we bc shes trying to decide whether or not to move out)#anyway it's such a mess and now shes sobbing in the next room over#and flipped us off and told us we have “a funny way of showing her we care abt her” BC WE WERE TRYING TO HELP HER NOT GET FUCKED OVER#her bf's family is billionaire rich tho. billionaires.#he himself is a dumb*ss tho. literally.#caitie blabs
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i am way tf over liz. i mean. goddamn, liz! no one made you and your dietary restrictions go on survivor jfc
#survivor#survivor 46#sara watches trash tv#also isn’t she supposed to be a billionaire who invented like a hundred businesses or some bullshit?#what's her dumb ass doing at applebees?
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I know time's are tough, but now's not the time to give up, it's just four years, there'll be another four after it, and after that
what are you talking about. my life sucks this isn't about the election
#i feel for everyone in the us but the rest of the world is dealing with the consequences of the same US hegemony regardless of party#the world is suffering badly from dumb anti-vax bullshit bc america fanned the flames to get at china DURING BIDEN'S PRESIDENCY#the world's media is predominantly right wing bc it's predominantly funded or owned by US billionaires#i hate being alive in this world and i hated being alive in this world under biden and trump and obama there's no change for the rest of us#ranting sorry but it's very funny that this was ur takeaway from all this
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So i I thought it was a meme that had fics. from oceangate on ao3 already but yes it has 76 to be exact. And because I'm bored I printed out some of the most interesting ones
Enjoy
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When your boyfriend is a billionaire CEO of a multinational company who travels around the world so often so your main communication with him is through chat and video calls.
A dumb thing I made for my coffee shop - billionaire AU Bellhands. Please check Coffee Philosophy tag for more
the one who took the picture is Paul
#izzy hands#our flag means death#sam bellamy#bellhands#Coffee Philosophy AU#man this is so dumb#more post like this in the future because I need a reason to draw slutty sexy Sam#Text Between Barista and His Billionaire BF
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i don't think i'll ever get over how people treat kids that aren't good in school as worthless no matter what. "oh it can't be that bad" my guy idk how to tell you this but the last time i went to a normal high school the principal called me into his office to brag about how he failed me in all of my classes before the semester was even finished & i should quit while i'm ahead cuz i'm too stupid ("officially" diagnosed as such by a school counselor & a psychiatrist!!) to succeed. & this is considered normal
#''poor teachers!!'' yeah well at least they can fucking quit & go work somewhere else#''okay but times are different than when you went to school in the 1970's'' this was 2016 my guy. shut the fuck up#''well maybe you were a violent & severely misbehaving kid!'' i wasn't. i have ADHD & severe anxiety disorder & depression#my biggest crime was being too exhausted & dopamine deprived to do my homework#my dad talks about how he was treated in school & i'm like damn dude i went through the same exact shit#how is it that a majority of teachers & principals are still abusive power-tripping pieces of shit 60 years later#why haven't things changed#well actually the answer is simple & it's because they want disabled people to disappear#& if abled students that simply disagree with the way things are done get caught in the crossfire then that is acceptable#because anyone not fit to make billionaires a billion more dollars should just die!#anyways here are my original tags from that gravity falls post i just reblogged:#I know this is supposed to be an appreciation post but like. ''for being the ''dumb one'' he's surprisingly rational.'' seriously??#as ''the dumb'' but ''surprisingly rational'' one of my family this is THEE biggest misunderstanding & it drives me up the fucking wall#just because a person struggles in one area doesn't mean they're stupid & should be an irrational dumb dumb idiot baby holy fuckkk#sorry to OP but even when people try to ''appreciate'' stuff like this they can't help but throw in insults#simply because they genuinely believe that ''even though you're stupid you SURPRISINGLY act competent sometimes'' is a compliment#I'm less mad about this & more sad that this kind of shit is still so prevalent in 2024#both Stanley & Stanford are smart & competent & rational#they just show it in different ways & exceed in different (sometimes overlapping) subjects#this is normal for human beings but the big societal scam is that if you don't do it in the way Ford does then you're stupid & a failure#& being surprised that Stan is also smart & competent in his own ways is the biggest sing that you fucking fell for it dude#btw before i get @ ed for this. i WAS that kid#i was so much that kid the school actually diagnosed me with stupid & spiteful & i was told to quit while i was ahead (they failed me befor#obviously this is very personal for me but also i don't think people realize the language they use is on purpose & it's used specifically t#& it's still happening right now & that just. makes me wanna cry honestly#like why are people still surprised that people can specialize in something despite bad grades in school#you know. the thing we all know is literally rigged to either put you in jail or in a factory to make billionaires more money.#man sorry for the rant the original spirit of the post is super correct but like fuck HS grade-centric judging of people's entire character#Stan being able to defeat Bill is just not at all surprising if you were him or knew/know someone like him#or really paid any attention at all to the show while watching it
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Conservatives Don't "Hate" the Middle-Class. They Just Like Being Rich More.
How Ronald Reagan (the senile d-lister) screwed us all, and is still screwing us, from beyond the grave. Heads up, The GOP continues his mission to drive the American Middle-Class back into the powerless poverty that FDR lifted them out of. Their leverage? Scaring half-wits with Jesus, abortion, immigrants, racism, misogyny, and LGBTQ-Trans....then using that acquired power to restore the rich people's plutocracy/kakistocracy that ruled this country until they broke it in 1929.
Heads up. Zuckerberg, Mercer, Adelson, Musk, etc, couldn't give a shit less about religion, abortion, gender, gender-identity, immigrants, or race. They're simply using them to create the MAGA and keep them moving. No rich person will EVER have to suffer under a Gilead-like government. Money is power. And you gave it to them. Just underscoring, that's actually YOUR money they're using as a club with which to beat you to death. Because Jesus.
#religion#atheism#conservative politics as usual#maga#dumb ass maga#tax the churches#tax the rich#tax the billionaires
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one day i will break and write a manifesto on ottawa and sports arena development and when that happens! please take me out back
#working in city planning and seeing infrastructure break on a daily basis wondering exactly how much money we will give* to get an arena#and it will be the same song and dance if we suggest that perhaps a city dealing with horrifying defecits on its transit system may not#be best positioned to give out property tax exemptions and similar incentives to the tune of hundreds of millions/a billion dollars#dont get get me started on how its like pulling teeth to get even an incremental funding top-up to any level of affordable housing lol#GOD its already a preview im stopping myself here#wait im not -- the problem is not the arena but the dumb fucking trend since the 90s (esp w nhl arenas) that see public coffers used to fund#some billionaires investment and that is WIIIIIIIIIILD. wild. 🤪#cork in it for now
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My philosophy is that spidey ship is drastically improved by replacing Peter Parker with Peter B (especially if it's the twinkified tom holland version of Peter) but then I was like...really any ship, even...that one? And then I thought about it for a second and I was like...yeah any ship, I'm so right
#the ship that gave me pause was starker#tolerate it in the comics#despise it in the mcu#but like consider#a comic accurate tony stark young dumb and desperate for just one successful relationship#peter b parker divorced broke tired#tony has daddy issues to work out#peter needs to get over mj and hate billionaires on principle#peter b hates him but tony is fucking head over heels ready to do something so stupid#peter b makes me insane#i want that dilf obliterated
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